Hey, where is my knife?

Zuo Yan has long been a true and innocent boy.

So I didn't struggle for too long on the issue of "boy friend with benefits" or "boyfriend".

Qi Yang loves to say whatever it is, he doesn't care what he is!

Are they doing the same thing anyway?

When Zuo Yan was studying in the United States, he saw a sentence in the library, which roughly meant that life is a thing. There is no inevitable cause, development, beginning and end.It's just a collection of countless moments.

Therefore, it is a victory to try to obtain as many moments of happiness and satisfaction as possible before the end of the world.

He didn't quite agree with this point of view, but when he was in his 30s, he gradually felt that there was nothing wrong with this idea.

When I get tired of being with Qi Yang every day, when I don't care about the past, don't ask about the future, and don't worry about others, I live happily every day.

Especially... when someone has been very good recently and seems to be trying to coax him.

……

Qi Yang just won the voting award in the TV series, in which he played the role of a 24-year-old boyfriend with a good figure and loyal dog, because the cute and silly image is very natural, causing the online public who don't understand his true character to go crazy Stamped with "warm man" and "acting in true colors".

Celebrities are all set up.

Qi Yang's manager probably thought that Nuan Man's setup was good, so he followed his first path to the dark.Wasn't Zuo Yan forced to follow Qi Yang's Weibo?Every day, you can see big stars showing off their dogs and food on it.Every day, the sun is always shining on everything wrapped with sheep and sheep, and it looks as sweet and warm as macarons.

After taking a closer look, I suddenly realized, wait, this plate...why does it look so familiar?This is his home table!This is his watch cabinet, and it seems that he fried the shrimp balls?

Qi Yang shyly pointed at his fingers: "Because your house is much more fun than mine. It's clean and tidy, and those antiques and dolls are also very interesting, so..."

There are a lot of comments below, "The doll riding a sheep is so interesting to collect" and "The family riding a sheep is so tasteful". Zuo Yan looked through it, and was a little proud.

"But... when did you take the pictures?" He also took pictures with food in various stupid poses.

"Every time I bring food to the table for you, I will take pictures first. After all, Yanyan made the delicious food for me with my own hands. Of course, I have to take a group photo! Look, my phone is full of !"

Zuo Yan took the phone and swiped a few photos without interest.

"..." Is this a stalker's phone?Food and antiques are all that matters, what the hell is it to secretly take pictures of his back and profile from various angles?I also added cat ears and little heart effects, and I also took pictures of ugly sleeping faces. What's so good about this, it's crazy to shoot N consecutively? !

No!I heard that Qi Yang has quite a lot of drama appointments recently, so he shouldn't be so free, what are you doing with this stuff all day long?Could it be that the legendary Hei, who is close to ink, has been infected with Li Weidu's stalker potential?

Having nothing to say, I can only comment at the end: "Your dog... is quite cute."

Zuo Yan didn't expect that with a single sentence, he would directly upgrade a dog's ordinary dog ​​birth to a luxury dog ​​birth, and even replace the dog food with royal imports.

Qi Yang's dog is named Chou Chou.

With such a name, it can be seen that the owner is careless.

Unexpectedly, Chou Chou is super cute, and Zuo Yan had a great time shaking hands with it.Watching TV at night, the dog is lying on Zuo Yan's lap, Qi Yang chases it and Zuo Yan refuses to let it go, making the big star not as good as a dog, being next to him for a while with starry eyes and warm face, and for a while full of jealousy.

When we meet next time, I'll go straight to the room with the dog in my arms.

From then on, people are also in Zuo Yan's house, and dogs are also in Zuo Yan's house.

Sleeping in other people's beds and eating other people's meals, Zuo Yan was speechless, and silently bought dog kennels and dog food.

"Originally, I took Chouchou home to guard the home, because the security in my community is really mediocre. Every family has dogs, and they will bark when strangers come." Qi Yang explained, "But since Yanyan likes it so much, we will Just keep it as a pet, and Chou Chou will be our dog son in the future!"

Zuo Yan has been fighting divorce lawsuits for occupational diseases all day long, so he casually said: "Our dog son, who will we be with if we get divorced?"

Qi Yang immediately became upset: "Leaving? You still want to leave me?"

Zuo Yan: "You go down, what are you doing? It's not good to influence your son."

Qi Yang smiled, and began to take off his clothes: "Don't, just tell our son with practical actions, where did it come from."

……

Happy times always fly by so fast.

Zuo Yan looked through the calendar one day and found, uh... a month has passed since Qi Yang called himself a "boyfriend" and came to find him every day after get off work.

In a month, I always feel that Qi Yang has changed a lot.

He will never be as good in bed as before, annoying off the bed, with a slutty look who is afraid of being clinging to him and doesn't want to take responsibility.

Actually followed him to develop a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early.In the past, Qi Yang was very willful, either he was not allowed to sleep in estrus and act, and he was not allowed to sleep desperately, or he thought he was boring, so he went out by himself after saying hello.

It's not like that anymore.

Not to mention cuddling and sleeping every day, early in the morning, I dragged my unwilling body and accompanied him out for a morning run with sleepy eyes.

Even playing mobile games will no longer call him stupid.After practicing the tenth-level sweet-smelling skills, even if you lose like a dog, you will still be strong: "Wow, I have lost ten times in a row, come on, come on, Yanyan will take me to hit the [-]th consecutive achievement!"

Zuo Yan occasionally feels embarrassed about his own handicap: "The points you have saved with great difficulty... will be deducted by me."

"It's okay, it's okay," Qi Yang said proudly, "I'm a RMB player, so I'm not afraid."

The authorities are fascinated.

Things have developed to this point, Zuo Yan is still in the fog.Do you think Qi Yang may be too deep into the drama of the concave man, and he is the beneficiary of the big star's concave and warm man?

He decided not to think too much, anyway, life is pretty cool now, why are you thinking wildly?

Everyday when he goes to the supermarket, Qi Yang accompanies him and carries the basket for him attentively; when he goes to the bar, Qi Yang blocks the messy flowers and plants outside like a door god;

"No, let's go to the opposite side." Qi Yang dragged him from the ordinary store to a certain luxury brand, "My family's Yanyan can only afford to buy clothes in such a store."

Zuo Yan: "???" First, the store where I usually buy clothes is not cheap, right? Second, the big brand you mentioned is indeed three to five times the price of the brand I often wear, and the design is also good-looking. The problem is that the quality is not too hard!The price-performance ratio is super low and it is not worth it at all!

Even if the money isn't bad, it's all earned through hard work, and it's not like people are stupid and have a lot of money...

Qi Yang: "Don't panic, I'll buy it for you."

Zuo Yan: "No, the main reason is that the clothes in this store are said to be worn out once or twice, and they can't be washed or machine washed."

"I'll buy it for you if it's broken! Let's buy a full season and change one a day. Let's go!"

"..." Since he started working, Zuo Yan has only done things like buying clothes for the little beauty to make her happy.

For the first time in his life, he was bought and bought by someone as a little beauty, and the other party was still so enthusiastic about swiping his card happily, he couldn't help but fell into philosophical meditation - he didn't have the beauty that could make people pay, Qi Yang was still so happy, Could it be that my bed skills are really that good?

Amid the voices of "Thank you for your patronage, welcome to come next time" from the shop assistants, the local tyrants walked out of the luxury store. Qi Yang led him and thought again: "Yanyan, I see that you are also busy with cases recently." It's been a lot of hard work, don't pick up during the Chinese New Year, relax for a while, how about we take a vacation together? Do you want to go to Alaska to see the aurora, let's go together?"

Unfortunately, Zuo Yan didn't hear anything.

His eyes, following the slightly louder music in the mall, looked through the handrail of the elevator in the mall to the big-name male models on the rooftop downstairs.

Qi Yang: "What to look at, what's so interesting about it!"

Zuo Yan: "No, it's pretty, isn't it! Look, the one with the silver hair and the topless one is your favorite type? Do you think that figure looks like Ji Kai?"

The big star just snorted coldly, didn't smile, stretched out his bronzed seductive fingers, and covered his eyes with a blur on Zuo Yan's face: "What's there to see about being coquettish? It's not as good-looking as you, and neither are you." All right, let's go home!"

"..." Zuo Yan felt extremely strange.

According to his experience, Qi Yang is frivolous, lustful, and loves big breasts.

Seeing that kind of masculinity, if you don't shine your eyes and say hello on the spot, it's considered restraint, but now you just turn a blind eye?

Could it be... The sunglasses worn by the big star today are not to cover his face, but to cover up the fact that he is already blind?

……

In the days that followed, Zuo Yan continued to be a little confused, and continued to live his life with the super-high-level "boyfriend" treatment.

Qi Yang became more and more conscientious. He came to pick him up late after work, and he was afraid that he would be tired when he got home, so he offered to cook for him. Although at first he could only make stewed noodles with tomatoes that didn’t taste very good, but after reading the recipe, he couldn’t help it. I went to ask Li Weidu for advice, and my food skills have gradually improved.

I often turn down some advertising endorsements and activities, and watch him act like a baby on the phone to his agent "I don't~" at home, and he twists his waist and pats the pillow when he is so big.After hanging up the phone, An An sat on the bed with peace of mind, and helped Zuo Yan put together some disassembled and assembled antique clocks from the new online shopping.

Zuo Yan originally thought... well, well, maybe Qi Yang is interested in assembling.

It wasn't until one day on the way to work that Zuo Yan nearly choked on his own saliva when his mobile phone pushed "Reveal the inside story of the salaries of fresh meat", and looked back at Qi Yang who was driving.

This person... How much does it cost to shoot an episode?How many zeros are there after one endorsement shoot for one afternoon?

Suddenly, I realized that my enthusiasm for assembling antique clocks and watches was just that. In front of so many zeros... I was just a scumbag.

With Qi Yang driving him to work all day long, and spending time drinking coffee in his office after get off work, the villa next to Century Park can almost buy half of it, right?

If he could have such a quick and profitable job, he must have been busy trying to make money!What kind of antiques, what kind of lawyers, especially what kind of time is wasted with a man who is not very good-looking? !

Well.Thinking about it this way, it seems that I have finally discovered something that seems to be really wrong.

It is confirmed that there is a situation, it will be a few days later.Zuo Yan had just watched the news that Xiao Hua only made movies and despised TV dramas that day, so he casually asked Qi Yang, "Hey, personally, do you think it's better to make movies than TV dramas?"

Just a common question.

As a result, Qi Yang slowed down his hand to assemble the model, and there was silence for a few seconds.At that moment, Zuo Yan saw a seriousness similar to Sherlock Holmes' high-speed thinking on his usual silly and innocent face.

Then, he raised his head slowly, with sincerity in his eyes: "Yanyan, if you like me to make movies, I will make movies, if you like me to make TV, I will make TV.

This is really not selling warm men.

It doesn't look like any muscle is broken, this is clearly a "standard answer with full marks", showing the answerer's strong desire to survive.

Such a high desire to survive is an excellent quality that ordinary sex friends should not possess.

……

Still the same sentence, Zuo Yan relies on his brain for food, is used to cheating, and has ample social experience.

He can basically be sure now that the previous plan of "Being a friend with sex should also make the other party never forget" has been declared a success-although he doesn't know how it succeeded, he hasn't enlarged his moves yet, it's just an ordinary day-to-day " "I'm good to you" is not just "not sticking to you". Isn't it too easy for Qi Yang to put on it?

Should not be ah.

As a playboy who often walks by the river and has never been responsible, how could he be dealt with so easily... Could it be that he saw through Lao Tzu's plan and was molesting Lao Tzu? !

Ha ha.

Don't be afraid, Lawyer Zuo said in his heart that the fake show was real, anyway, it's not me who is at a disadvantage.

Whoever is handsome will suffer, and whoever pays will suffer!There is a handsome guy who buys, buys and buys all day long and works hard on the bed all day long. What more can such a happy life ask for?Be cheated of feelings?Hehe, how much is love worth?Is it possible to exchange for rice?

Thinking about it this way, the whole body is comfortable.

Zuo Yan is still a ruthless person now anyway, Qi Yang was tired of him, so he just turned his back on Qi Yang even more.I don't believe that as the one who takes the best advantage, can he still be the one who falters and loses first?

Ever since, an unbelievable development mode started between the two. The daily "like you", "cute", "what a da" and so on were suddenly put on the stage, and Qi Yang gave him Everywhere he bought antique clocks and watches, he threw all kinds of famous brands backhand at Qi Yang, and when Qi Yang picked him up to and from work, he went to visit work when he had nothing to do, just like a couple in love.

And so on for a while.

In fact, life is quite sweet, happy and impeccable.

The main problem is that life is so much better from frugality to extravagance that Zuo Yan has become accustomed to it.He is a rational man, knowing that this degree of habitualization seems not very good, as if a person spends too long in a warm place and has to freeze to death when he returns to a cold winter place?

So I silently made a mental construction for myself, and one day I directly enlarged the move.

That day, Zuo Yan leaned against the pillow and put his legs on Qi Yang's body: "By the way, Yangyang, when will you take me back to meet my parents?"

Waiting for Qi Yang to jump up and blow his hair, he didn't expect Qi Yang to be half naked under the quilt, but he was very calm.

"Oh, my parents are living with my sister in Canada. It's a bit far away. If you want to go, we can buy a ticket tomorrow. I've told them about you, and they are very satisfied with you! Because my family Well... My sister and I are both stupid, so the whole family likes smart, well-educated people. They have only seen your sneaky photos, how about a video now?"

Okay, you can continue to hold your breath, you have the guts.

He has the guts, Zuo Yan himself can't be cowardly, he looked up at the sky decisively and sighed, lowered his eyes as if disappointed: "You said before that you can't make boyfriends openly when you do this job. Actually, I can understand it completely, but you see I am not young anymore, and I have always wanted to settle down. I always feel... We have been like this for a long time, and we have no sense of security, which makes me feel uneasy. "

"Do you feel insecure?" Qi Yang got up directly: "Want to get married? Yes, how about we get the certificate tomorrow?"

"..." This is no longer a question of whether to be cowardly or not.

Zuo Yan stared at Qi Yang, Qi Yang tried his best to look fearless.Well, as expected of an award-winning acting skill, you still refuse to admit defeat after playing so much, right?Zuo Yan smiled sinisterly: "Okay."

"If you are sincere, I have no objection, let's go tomorrow!"

Satisfied, in front of Qi Yang's somewhat bewildered face, he got up, rummaged through the box and put all the ID and household registration books on the bedside: "That's it, let's go tomorrow morning!"

That night, Zuo Yan half-hid his face under the quilt, secretly laughing at someone who was struggling to get off a tiger, committing crimes, unable to live, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

In the early morning of the next day, Qi Yang was extremely haggard, with a pair of panda eyes, and pitifully clutching his paws under the quilt.

"Yanyan, listen to me, I really want to develop with you for a long time. But I think it's too irresponsible to get the certificate now. After all, we haven't known each other for a long time. We should deepen our understanding of each other first. ..."

In Zuo Yan's heart, all kinds of drums and flags of victory fluttered.

Hahaha, look, look, I really can't hold it!Xiao Mian, are you still fighting with me?He remained calm in his heart, his eyes drooped slightly, showing a touch of disappointment on his face.

Qi Yang immediately panicked: "It's not that I'm not sincere, I just think that marriage is very serious, and I just want to grind it out, don't feel insecure! Then I'll transfer you a house for research like this. Is it good as a pledge of sincerity? The first phase of Zunhuang Linhai is the best real estate under my name, and I only bought it last month..."

Damn it, the first phase of Zunhuang!

Zuo Yan forgot to pretend to be disappointed for a while.

That is the top ten most expensive real estate in S city.Even if he is a gold medal lawyer, it is estimated that he can only earn it if he earns seventy or eighty in his lifetime.

Even if Qi Yang is just talking, Zuo Yan feels that his life has paid off so far.

When he was young, no one cared about spending money and hard work, and being serious. In his thirties, relying on this kind of casual dating relationship, he became so popular that the handsome guy who was a heartthrob said he would give him away for nothing. A set of Zunhuang Phase I? !

Of course, there are never pies in the sky, only traps.

Zuo Yan has long been used to bad luck, and is even more used to the fact that when he feels a little hopeful in life, he will always turn on the Shura field mode-Qi Yang treats him well, it is abnormally good, and if things go wrong, there must be demons.

So, I simply regarded the next day as a countdown, and continued to lick the dog, lick Qi Yang, and let myself go.A few days later Qi Yang was going to the next city to film a movie, he even bought a high-speed train ticket and sent him directly to the destination station, it was raining lightly that day, and there was a very romantic farewell on the platform.

Go home, continue to walk the dog, and wait for the storm after the calm.

Sure enough, within a few days, the first headline of the hot search popped up, and when a certain big director was out filming and was not at home, Qi Yang stayed in the mansion of a big-breasted wife and actress in the same group in the middle of the night.He was directly photographed by paparazzi, and for a while, the cuckold door became a big drama at the beginning of the new year, and the whole Internet was full of enthusiasm and condemnation.

Zuo Yan was not at all surprised that Qi Yang would hide here when he was cornered.

After all, the dog is still at his house, the daily necessities are also at his house, and there are people who take care of the food, and solve the physical problems by the way, without being nagging, so it is easy and convenient.

When Qi Yang came in, he didn't ask anything.Continue to be a good friend with benefits who didn't ask for it, gave him a big comforting hug, and then pushed him to take a shower.

After putting away the water, the little yellow duck and the scented candles, Qi Yang washed them absent-mindedly and in a hurry. After washing, he saw Zuo Yan sitting by the door of the balcony in the living room and smoking a cigarette, passing the ashes to the flower stand next to the cultivation of small plants Knocked a few times in the soil.

"You are really too, don't be careful." Zuo Yan said.

"..."

"What should we do now? But, things like this... I think the couple definitely don't want to make things too ugly, so you should cooperate with each other and do a good job in public relations. If it doesn't work, I will show up as a friend and help you out." A closet, a cover? Then everyone should be able to believe that you and that lady are just friends..."

"..."

It could be explained, but Qi Yang didn't.

The body acts before the brain.His hands were so strong that Zuo Yan frowned from the pain of being held by his wrist, and the cigarette fell on the floor.

"Fuck, what are you doing, my wood is imported..."

When it was being renovated, the floor master specifically explained that this wood is not easy to sell, and it would have to be shipped across the ocean to replace it, so Zuo Yan cherishes it very much, and usually wipes the floor, even reluctant to mop...

"Zuo Yan, you have a big heart." Qi Yang looked at him, "I came to look for you as soon as possible, you only care about your wood."

Zuo Yan raised his head slowly, Qi Yang's voice was a little strange.

"It's so calm... As expected of a professional lawyer, I thought out the way out for me in an instant. Cooperate with them and cover up? Oh, I didn't do anything to apologize to you at all. It was all written by reporters, you ask Don't you believe me without asking?"

Qi Yang's voice was very calm, but it was the first time in his life that he felt his temples bulging and his brain about to explode.

"...Why, Yanyan, why."

He looked at Zuo Yan's face, and as always, couldn't figure out what was going on on that dull and serious face: "I said I like you, and that's how you see me?"

Zuo Yan was actually in a mess.

After so many years, it is rare to encounter such a sudden moment.Fortunately, now he has practiced a perfect calmness, pushed his glasses, and almost seemed indifferent: "Oh".

"Don't flick ashes into my flowers!" In an instant, the almost roaring voice almost shattered the glass door behind him, "You clearly promised me that you will never smoke again!"

"That's the green radish that I managed to support. It's fine if you don't cherish it, but don't waste it?"

Really, it's fine if you don't cherish it, don't spoil me.

Qi Yang was really sad.

Why go to an actress's house?Because the actress’s husband, a certain director, is an antique collector, because Zuo Yan mentioned in passing that that man is really rich, and he just spent tens of millions on buying an old Swiss clock at an auction that he thought he couldn’t afford. .

It happened to be filming together, and Qi Yang was very upset when he heard the actress's thoughts throughout the whole process, complaining that her husband spent so much money on this ghost hobby without asking her, saying that the house still owed a loan and would never allow it. Deal with the discount.

Qi Yang immediately said, "Why don't you sell it to me?"

It was already midnight when work was over, the actress was in a hurry to sell the clock for fear that Qi Yang would regret it, Qi Yang was afraid that she would regret it, and at the same time thinking that Zuo Yan would be happy the whole time, neither of them cared about the paparazzi's ambush.

Being written as an adulterous affair by magazines and scolded by the whole internet, Qi Yang didn't have any emotional fluctuations at all.To be a star, you have to have a good psychological quality and not be surprised by favor or humiliation, and those who are not serious will leave the circle early.

Unexpectedly, instead of being hurt by abuse, she was stabbed by the person she likes.

These days, the tenderness and sweetness of being together is just a game to him?

"Yanyan, why are you like this?"

"It's not good to be serious about anyone, it's really not good."

While Qi Yang was wronged, he also felt that this was indeed his retribution for wandering around in the past. The accusation of "not being serious to anyone" has been asked sadly by more than one person in the past, but he thinks it's nothing.

Now, it was finally his turn to carefully question others with a poor broken heart in his hands.Zuo Yan's reaction was even more sad than when he was a scumbag, and asked him, "Are you embarrassed to say me?"

Qi Yang was stunned for a moment: "I'm not serious, I am serious to you, can't you feel it?"

Zuo Yan: "Hehe."

"Indeed, it was a very casual relationship at the beginning, but then I gradually found that I liked staying with you a little bit...I thought you were very nice, and I liked you a little bit. As soon as I found out, I immediately told you very seriously, and immediately I came after you seriously."

"Is this wrong, did I do something wrong?"

"Isn't it supposed to be like this? You can't force it when you don't like it, but you can take it seriously when you like it. You also responded to me very enthusiastically and said you like me. I thought..."

According to Zuo Yan, he has been a scumbag for several years.

I thought I had a thick skin and strong resistance, and my guilt was basically gone through cultivation.

But at this moment, slowly, his face burned a little, and then spread to his stomach and chest, and he couldn't be silent.