Hey, where is my knife?

"What? You mean Zuo Yan's love history?"

Qi Yang: "Brother Kai, Brother Kai, shush!"

In the vast expanse of white snow, a corner of the vast real-life CS battlefield.

Qi Yang and Ji Kai, as "dead people", were wearing cotton coats covered in paint, and each of them was sitting in the waiting area holding a cup of free ginger tea.

The battle is not over yet, Li Weidu, Jiang Xiaobai, Yingjian and Lei Nanyu are still alive on the opposite side, and Zuo Yan and Dr. Li, as the only remaining fire of their team, are still fighting fiercely.Gorgeous 2V4, the situation is not optimistic.

"Why are you suddenly interested in this?"

Qi Yang didn't know how to answer the question for a while, and in a panic, the excuse was extremely bad, "Well, aren't they all teammates? I want to deepen my understanding of the character of my teammates, so that maybe the next game won't be so early. .”

"Pfft, as for the situation just now, it's a bit cruel for Yanyan to sell your head, but if he doesn't sell you, we will be wiped out."

Ji Kai was still immersed in the grievances and grievances of the real CS just now, and he didn't hear anything wrong.

Seeing this, Qi Yang quickly continued to insinuate: "I heard that Zuo Yan has been single for a long time. Tell me, what kind of person does he like? You see, he is so savage, cold, and calculating. It’s not something ordinary people can easily subdue, right?”

"His hand control," Ji Kai said honestly, "If the hand is good-looking, other requirements can be lowered."

Holding the teacup, Qi Yang touched his slender fingers secretly, a little proudly: "Can't you just look at the hands?"

"Well, except for the hands... As far as I know, it's probably a preference for tall, thin, and white."

Someone who is tall, but not thin, and not white: "..."

"Actually, isn't Yanyan's ultimate ideal type right in front of us? He just came here, look!"

In sight, it was Li Mingxin, the lone shooter of their team, who hid behind the bushes and fought back calmly.

"Doctor Li?"

Although he is not very familiar with him, Qi Yang has seen Li Mingxin several times in the hospital and at parties at Li Weidu's house so far.

Tall, thin, white, typical eerie handsome, typical model figure, three-dimensional thin face with facial features that are very suitable for the camera.When I saw him for the first time, I was also very surprised. For a while, I couldn't even tell whether this person was a real doctor or a film made with hospital scenes.

In contrast, he, a national husband-type popular male god, actually seemed a bit rough.

Ji Kai: "I think it's not easy to do research, there is such an insurmountable predecessor who dangles in front of you every day, no one else..."

Qi Yang: "Wait, what?"

"You don't know? Dr. Li was Zuo Yan's boyfriend when he was in college."

Qi Yang: "What?"

……

……

Once upon a time, when Qi Yang participated in the show, he was asked a small question - "Can we still be friends after breaking up?"

"Of course." He replied with a smile without hesitation.

Because that smile was too cute and cute, fans even cut off the GIF animation. To this day, Qi Yang's winking and provocative "Of course~" emoticon pack is still widely used on the Internet.

At that time, Qi Yang thought it was normal, why couldn't he be a friend if he couldn't be a lover?Please, be magnanimous, don't have such a narrow view of communication between people, okay?

But now, he just wants to go back through time and space and slap himself to death.

Can a fart!

After breaking up, you should never communicate with each other!

They still act like they don't have any grievances, playing together when they have nothing to do? !Who knows if it's for real, or just using the excuse of ordinary friends to continue watching from afar?Fuck Zuo Yan, are you stupid? Dr. Li already has a girlfriend. Are you blind or looking for abuse? ?

And all this slander was before Qi Yang had no basic concept of "what happened back then".

And when he fully figured out how scumbag Li Mingxin was to Zuo Yan back then, hehe.

One night, in the Thoracic Surgery Department of the Central Hospital.

The chief surgeon, Li Mingxin, had just finished a day's work, and was very tired. He took off his white coat, and when he left the department, he bumped into a person who looked like a hanged ghost.

"……what."

Li Mingxin didn't have a good impression of the big star Qi Yang.

There was a slight hostility for a while——Qi Yang is the picture book painter "Miss Xiaonan", that is, a fan of his family Lei Nanyu.

After knowing that Lei Nanyu is actually a man, he still flirts openly and passionately at Li Weidu’s house party. After knowing that the famous grass has a master, he still stares at his painter’s long legs the whole time. Is it unbearable? .

Fortunately, we played live CS together a few times later.

I found out that this guy is stupid and cute and has a curse effect, as long as he is not on the same team as him, he will definitely win.From then on, Li Mingxin regarded Qi Yang as a pure mascot.

……

The deepest bloody hatred in this world is probably nothing more than the hatred of killing one's father and taking one's wife away.

Qi Yang's father is still alive and well, so there is no revenge for killing his father, but for taking his wife... Once upon a time, Qi Yang's ideal wife was the illustrator Miss Xiaonan who used warm and lovely colors .

It is rumored in the industry that she is a big beauty. He has made up a series of images of gentle and cute big sisters who are suitable for IKEA, and he has always wanted to find someone to introduce him to.

In the end, he was not a beauty but a handsome guy.He has no integrity, and men and women don't mind, but it's a pity that the ideal wife has long been preempted by the handsome and villainous doctor in front of him?

Well, it’s fine if you snatch Miss Xiaonan, but why did you harm my research? !

Almost ruined my whole life!kill you ah hey!

Li Mingxin frowned.This Qi Yang... blocked him like a door god, but his eyes were tearing and his veins twitched and he just didn't speak. What's going on, he didn't mess with a big star, right?

"Are you in the emergency room? Or did you make an appointment with a doctor?"

Qi Yang shook his head.

"Then... I'm going home from get off work anyway, where do you live? Otherwise, I'll give you a ride along the way, what can I say on the way?"

A man who sees blood every day has the leisure that others don't have.While raising his eyebrows to meet the provocative gaze, he leisurely buttoned his coat.

The hand holding the scalpel fell into Qi Yang's line of sight, the knuckles were white and slender.

Perfect hands, impeccable.

Hey!

……

"To sum it up, I want to fight."

While the engine was roaring, Li Mingxin looked at the retarded eyes: "Huh?"

"Let's fight one-on-one." Qi Yang said with a serious face, "I just see that you are very upset."

Li Mingxin: "The neurology department is on the second floor. Would you like me to take you up there?"

……

"It hurts~ It hurts! It hurts!!!"

"Okay, just yell if you yell, don't move around, okay?"

On the bed, Zuo Yan broke off the iodophor cotton swab and wiped the wound on Qi Yang's back carefully: "I've heard it before, some people beat me without knowing the seriousness when filming, I really didn't expect you to run into it too. They don't know Do you know that you are from Li Weidu? Did you take pictures? I will take pictures for you with my mobile phone, let’s expose them and sue them!”

Qi Yang didn't dare to say that this was actually the result of his fight with Li Mingxin.

It can't be regarded as a real fight. In the end, it was actually solved by going to the gym. On the muay thai boxing ring, both of them wore protective gear to fight it out. In the end, Qi Yang won by relying on his strength.

Let’s just say, what’s so good about being tall, thin and white?It's just as fancy as a show but not useful!

He bared his teeth and prodded secretly, but Zuo Yan was very upset: "Just hit him, why are you still hitting your face? I don't know if you eat this?"

"Is the person who beat you jealous of you? Qi Yang, let me tell you that this matter must not be left alone. I happen to know a few who are particularly powerful in this kind of lawsuit... What are you doing? Talk about business and don't act like a baby! "

Qi Yang didn't care, and endured the bruises all over his body, buried his head and hugged Zuo Yan's waist tightly.

The person who was roommate with Zuo Yan back then is now a middle-level executive in an entertainment company, and Qi Yang happened to know him.

[Let’s study that person from the left, he’s very simple-minded and reasonable.When I was with Li Mingxin, I was tortured for a period of time so that my mind was not normal... Because of the surname Li, I chopped and hurt people, and seemed to almost jump off the building. 】

[Really, is he normal now?That's good, what?Damn, he's that golden lawyer?I thought it was not easy to have the same name and the same surname, and it must have been a lot of ups and downs to change so much. 】

Qi Yang told that person how mature, smart, and seductive the Zuo Yan he knew was.Calmly indifferent, doing his own way, but also has a thorough understanding of not taking anyone seriously.

The man laughed loudly: "How is it possible, it's all just pretending!"

Qi Yang's brain exploded, and he became in a trance.

He didn't know, and didn't dare to think, why the conscientious, stubborn, and fragile Zuo Yan in other people's stories in college turned into the indifferent man he saw now.

Zuo Yan should still be very gentle now, but the gentleness is always a little careless.

Zuo Yan said that because the people he liked before liked elites, he later worked hard to become elites.

Could it be... It was also because that person liked painters that he learned to paint.

The more he thought about it, the more it became unbearable, and he tightened the arms around his waist, like a child swearing his exclusive desire to a plush teddy, holding him tightly and refusing to let go.

... Anyway, he's in my arms now, he's with me now.

Thinking about it this way, all the scars and fatigue were worth it.I feel a little stupid, but also relieved.

I always feel that it's too late to wake up, and I have to guard him from now on.

Stare at him every day, and never let others see him and run away.

……

……

Zuo Yanxin wondered if it was his own illusion, as if Qi Yang...has been coming to his house more and more frequently recently.

Could it be that the lease of the house has expired?It feels like being homeless, showing up regularly after work every day.

There are more and more things belonging to Qi Yang in the room.

Pairs of brushing cups, pairs of towels, all kinds of cosmetics in foreign languages ​​that I have never seen in the cabinet behind the mirror, and then I gradually made progress, starting to say "the ingredients in your shampoo are not good", "the bristles of the toothbrush are definitely not good", put His original daily necessities were thrown away and replaced.

In exchange, what the hell is a couple's set!

Now when Zuo Yan goes to wash his face, he can see Qi Yang's Pleasant Goat Cup and his Big Big Wolf Cup when he raises his eyes.

Damn... If you get tired of playing someday, will I continue to use these ghost things without any grievances, or will I have to change these fucking things from beginning to end?

ding dong -- ding dong --

Turn off the fire on the stove, wipe your hands and open the door, Zuo Yan: "..."

How you? How old are you?Why is it always you, why are you here again?

Outside the door, Qi Yang had sunglasses on his nose and was holding a big cake in his hand.Turning to one side, he stepped into the room carelessly: "Wow! What are you doing? It smells so good. Are you celebrating for me?"

Lawyer Zuo frowned in confusion.He just made two copies in advance just in case someone suddenly appeared again, and as expected, someone wild appeared.

"Hey? Yanyan, I won such a big award yesterday, you are too ruthless, don't you know that I won the award?"

Zuo Yan: "You didn't tell me!"

Qi Yang's eyes widened: "You don't need to talk about it. Yesterday was such a big headline, and you can find out about it just by surfing the Internet! I received tens of thousands of blessings a day without you. Did you not pay attention to my Weibo? ? Give me the phone!"

Zuo Yan ignored him and continued to look after the meat on the pot.

After a while, Qi Yang yelled: "You really didn't pay attention to me?! We've been together for so long, you don't care about me at all!"

Zuo Yan took the big porcelain bowl and continued to cook the meat quickly.

Some people with natural slag attributes... It really is indescribable, they just take it for granted if they don't get distracted, and they're not happy if others don't get distracted!

What's the use of raising him?Not to mention encroaching on personal space, but also eating food for free and not giving money.In addition to being useful on the bed, it is really...

"Yanyan, please concentrate on me!"

"Look, look! Zuo, a divorce lawyer, I followed you two months ago! You're lucky, you don't even follow your boyfriend, why are you still signing 'self-cultivation of a single dog'?!"

Zuo Yan slowly turned his head.Is Qi Yang's Mandarin going to be relearned?

Boyfriend.

What the hell is a boyfriend?