Hey, where is my knife?

A long time later, when Qi Yang and Zuo Yan officially lived together, on a rainy day, they picked up a small domestic cat and brought it home to feed.

Just found out about cats...

Even if it is not locked in a box, it is still Schrödinger's cat, and you can never predict what its next step will be.

Everyday, just after plucking the fur and being cute, he would be slapped and stomped on the head by the master for no reason, which made Qi Yang puzzled about the cat's coolness and furryness, and then suddenly realized that it is hot and cold , Unpredictable, this is almost the same routine that Zuo Yan used to ravage him? !

Later, he read a book on the bookshelf of Li Weidu's house, which was full of strange and crooked views.

It's that kind, the title of the book is to teach you how to fall in love, but the content is actually to teach you how to make love and play with people's hearts-it makes you very angry after reading it.

Routine, life is scary, it's all about routine.

Didn't Zuo Yan follow him like a textbook?First show availability—accept all his considerate, gentle, and unreasonable demands, and then show high value—good career, good cooking, and painting and understanding of life.

Created an extremely excellent and rare tall image, which made him feel that he was pretty good, and hung him up in a daze, but when he was floating, he would suddenly reach out and scratch his paw.

After all, Qi Yang is an original natural scum.

Without the massive social experience of post-natal scumbags, eating routines is as stupid as a dog.

At the same time, the logic of thinking is also very rigid - Yanyan is usually so good, Yanyan is not angry.So, if someone with such a good temper is offended by me, it must be my fault.

For example, one day, it almost became Qi Yang's psychological shadow. The two went to the supermarket together to buy ingredients for hot pot. When they finished shopping, Qi Yang waited for Zuo Yan to check out. and others.

His figure was very close to Zuo Yan's, and his appearance was quite handsome. When Zuo Yan came out, Qi Yang casually tapped Zuo Yan on the back of his hand: "Look, look at that man."

"Look at him, his figure and height are quite similar to yours, right? You can see how many people can wear them! Look at you, you are dressed in suits and suits all day long, and you look like you are about to start a business and sell insurance. Occasionally, I also learn to dress casually like others!"

Zuo Yan let out an "oh".

"What, what's the matter?" Qi Yang just turned his gaze back to his face, and saw the man's eyes slightly lowered under the lens, he was about to speak but stopped turning his head.

"It's nothing."

As a curious man, Qi Yangyang couldn't bear such a situation the most, and immediately scratched his head: "Yanyan, just say what you want, I'm most afraid that others will say half of what they said."

"It's nothing." Zuo Yan smiled, carrying a heavy supermarket bag in one hand, and struggling to light a cigarette with the other. "What you said just reminded me of someone."

"I used to like him very much, it can be said that I liked him very much, the kind that almost killed someone and went to prison because of him in college."

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Qi Yang was stunned for a moment, and unconsciously began to relax as he walked.

Zuo Yan, on the other hand, made a nonchalant joke, and continued with a cigarette in his mouth: "When I was with him, he always thought I was poor, uncouth, poor at dressing up, and dull in character. When I saw a nice man on the street, It will be exactly the same as you just now, let me learn more from others."

"I always thought that I was not good enough."

"I always thought that what he wanted was an elite. The kind who are confident, handsome, and talented, and he has been working hard to get closer to that direction."

"But in the end I found out that it's not like that at all."

At the traffic lights, Zuo Yan stopped and looked into Qi Yang's eyes, with a self-deprecating smile on his lips.

"The person he really likes is sloppy, laughing, carefree and unkempt. He does things naturally and is lazy. He has no goals or plans, and his clothes may not be better than mine."

"It took me a long time to understand this truth."

"When you don't like a person, you don't like anything about him. Even if I change my dressing style, even if I go to plastic surgery and change my personality, I will look brand new from beginning to end, and you will still feel that you are not pleasing to the eye and that is not right. .”

"So, I won't change what you said just now. Because it's not my problem at all, do you understand, Qi Yang? You see, I'm not good, it's just because I'm not 'that person', etc. When you meet that person, not to mention that he dresses like someone who buys insurance, even if he dresses like Ji Kai in summer, you will think he has personality and is cute."

"As for me, if a blind cat encounters a dead mouse, it will also encounter a more serious one in the future, just like me. I think selling insurance is not bad."

In the cold early winter, the cold wind rolled the yellow and crisp broken leaves and slowly crossed the road.

Qi Yang felt a little cold.I forgot to apply skin care oil when I went out, and now my face is so badly shaved that I am speechless.

After being stunned for a while, he chased after him, and explained weakly with a little grievance: "Yanyan, you misunderstood me. I don't mean what you think."

"Really, I'm not saying that you don't look good. I, I think you are usually handsome, but I just happened to see a style that is different from yours, so I just casually gossip."

"I don't mean to pick on you, I really don't, let's not be angry, okay?"

"..." Zuo Yan was a little angry, but not full of anger.

After all, what the fellow cannon said, he can completely pretend that it doesn't exist, and go in the left ear and out the right ear.

On the contrary, I was a little angry with my young self, and wanted to travel back and slap him twice.

……

"Yanyan, I was wrong, please understand me."

All the way home, Qi Yang was pitiful, he snatched away the whole two big bags of hot pot Shicai, and apologized to him like a dog afraid of being abandoned the whole time.

Zuo Yan was helpless.

In fact, the whole matter has nothing to do with Qi Yang, but he expresses his feelings.Looking back and thinking about it, he didn't want to say anything at first, who wants Qi Yang to ask?

Back home, Qi Yang continued to walk around him wagging his tail.Helping cut vegetables and meat, although it is difficult to cut ugly, but at least it cuts a lot.After cutting, suddenly the whole person with a spirit behind his back stuck up, biting his ear: "Yanyan~"

"What are you doing?"

"It's okay, just...a loving hug."

Zuo Yan just hehe.Hugs are true, love is definitely not there.

"Yanyan, let's spend Christmas, New Year and Valentine's Day together this year, okay?"

Zuo Yan: "..."

Zuo Yan: "Aren't you a celebrity? It stands to reason that those days should be very busy, right?"

Qi Yang: "I can push it down, I want to be with you."

Zuo Yan didn't understand.Even if you don't arrange work, is there no other bureau?Don't have all kinds of beauties to date?Still feel that the apology is not strong enough, and the rhythm of three anniversaries is directly agreed?

Turning around, I saw Qi Yang drooping his ears and tail, with a cautious and ingratiating expression on his face.

This silly boy is sometimes quite scumbag.

But sometimes, it seems really silly.

……

There are 70 billion people in the world.If you live to be 80 years old, you can meet 2920 million people.Meet about 1000 new faces a day.

It stands to reason that among so many living beings, even if they bump into each other blindly, they should be able to meet a suitable partner.

The reality is that the eggs are different, Lawyer Zuo has calmed down.

Once upon a time, under the sunshine of Tennessee, Zuo Yan squeezed into the small but bright bathroom with his upper body bare, brushed his teeth in front of the cracked mirror, frowned countless times and secretly sighed.

These pectoral muscles, these eight-pack abs, although the face is not handsome and sharp, but overall it is still delicious, right?

Such a young and delicious body, seeing that the expiration date is approaching day by day, yet still haven't met a good man who knows the goods to take home and enjoy? !

But, it just didn't happen.

Therefore, now that there are delicious and beautiful men who take the initiative to make appointments for the festival, he has no other extravagance, and he is decisive and happy to accept everything - he should be satisfied if he can make the best use of everything, and he can't be too fussy about what he has.

A spoonful of sugar, a spoonful of salt, humming a little song.

Pork belly and radish, soy sauce and other small ingredients, today this small pot is a test product.If it succeeds, we will cook another big pot tomorrow, because we have already made an appointment at noon the day after tomorrow, and Qi Yang's birthday will be celebrated together.

Cooking is a mysterious thing.

The raw materials are generally similar, and when to put the seasoning is clearly written on the recipe, so anyone can make it.However, the taste of things made by the same steps is very different. The key point is said to be whether the heat is right or not.

Fingers gently turned the knob under the stove.

The temperate heat, which is neither big nor small, is actually quite difficult to control—just like his current attitude towards Qi Yang, who is subtly indifferent, like flying a kite with inferior rope. But can not disconnect.

It was indeed a waste of time.

Zuo Yan didn't expect anything in return for such a great effort.Seeking affection from a scumbag is like seeking skin from a tiger. He doesn't have diamonds and doesn't want to do porcelain work. It's just that as a gold medal lawyer with a strong ambition and undefeated, he will never allow his dignity to be despised.

Even if it is a friend with benefits, in his territory, he can't come and leave as soon as he says.Mutual respect is the basic principle. Even if the conditions are very different, he must subtly twist this point completely.

In terms of conditions, he can't afford it, but there is still something called intelligence in this world after all.

……

Zuo Yan didn't know.

When he was standing by the stove while thinking about the battle plan and savoring the taste of braised pork, Qi Yang was tasting wine at a colorful party after the awards ceremony.

The mixed-race beauty who won the Newcomer Award was walking in front of him coquettishly at that moment, her wavy long curly hair carrying an elegant scent of perfume.

Wow……

As a handsome guy with no morals who can take all men and women, Qi Yang's eyes were straightened.

He has no particular preference in this life, the only thing he insists on is breasts, wants, and big.

The one in front of me, G's super cup is already a popular topic on the Internet, and it can already be said to be the ideal type among ideal types.

In the end, the mixed-race beauty actually turned around and smiled at him. Hong Kou turned back to him with a cocktail on her fingertips: "Brother Yang, I will hold a birthday party at home the day after tomorrow. I heard people say that you and I have a birthday party. Why don't you go to my house to celebrate?"

"Okay!" The beauty in front of him smiled sweetly, and Qi Yang's mind was immediately disconnected.

It wasn't until noon the next day that Qi Yang suddenly remembered, no, I already made an appointment with Yanyan on my birthday!

……

"Yes, I'm really sorry. I have something to do. Otherwise, I'll come to your house one day later. How about we celebrate one day later? It won't affect anything, right?"

Zuo Yan: "..."

"Can't you?"

It's not impossible, it's just that I can't even think of a perfunctory reason, isn't it a bit too much.

What is "something temporary"?As a lawyer, there are basic professional sensitivities. Once the client has something ambiguous, it goes without saying that there will definitely be all kinds of tricks.

Besides... Looking back at the big pot of stew, it will not taste good if it is kept in the refrigerator for one more day.And after making so much, who am I going to eat for?

Thoughts were going back and forth in my mind, but there was only a smile on my mouth: "No, it's okay, you go."

"..." Qi Yang hung up the phone blankly, his whole life whistling by before his eyes.

Zuo Yan's tone was obviously very calm and natural, why...why did he keenly smell a hint of danger? !

It reminded him of the bright smile that his parents looked at him kindly before the mixed doubles, "It's okay, you don't have to do your summer homework"; it was also like the high school teacher touching his head before the surprise home visit, " It's okay, you don't have to take the exam anymore." The spring breeze was warm.

"..."

"…………"

what to do! ?very scary!

With trepidation, of course he went to the birthday party of the Gcup beauty.As another main character with the same birthday, being admired by all kinds of stars, being fed cakes and giving gifts, smiling all the time, and feeling...

I really saw a ghost in my heart!

I can't feel the slightest pleasure, and I can only smile dryly even when the beauty looks at me secretly. Seeing the beauty of flowers, candles, food and beauty is close at hand, it looks like a gorgeous beheaded meal in my eyes!

He hid in the toilet, washed his face and calmed down, but the door was directly blocked by someone!

"Brother Yang~ Where are you going? You are not allowed to go."

The man stopped him: "There are many rooms in this villa, how about we two birthday stars come and play hide-and-seek?"

Being rubbed against his arm by his big breasts, chug, chug—Qi Yang's blood vessels were throbbing, and his mind was filled with the sound of his own heartbeat.It's not the heartbeat sound of excitement and anticipation, but the sound of being pushed to the edge of a cliff with a gun, and it's about to be lost!

He used to...obviously liked hot beauties who took the initiative to attack.

At this moment, I just feel a lot of pressure!

This attack is too fierce!The playful desire in his eyes was burning, and it felt as if he was going to swallow him alive in the next second.How can being so direct and domineering compare to Yanyan's calm and composed four-two-handedness?

Yanyan always abducts people into bed little by little, all kinds of temptations make people willing, and there is no sense of oppression at all!

Not to mention... Don't be responsible afterwards, and you are not clingy, and cooking is delicious.It's so comfortable to be with him, I never feel nervous or tired, and then I kind of want to always...

Oh, really, I want to see Yanyan.

The delicacies here are full of delicacies from mountains and seas, but they are too greasy, not as delicious as the home-cooked porridge at home.The beauties in the room here are all painted, but there is no one in the family who is dull in appearance, sparse in expression, who has never changed his suit and leather shoes for thousands of years, and has a refreshing and pleasant smell without wearing perfume.

Not to mention those arrangements, tacky flowers, lace tablecloths, nothing interesting.Unlike in Zuo Yan's living room, every clock and watch is on board, and every scary doll can interpret a tense and terrifying story.

Tilting his body, Qi Yang tilted his head against the cold tiles in the corridor.Feeling... kind of bad.Even though it was his birthday, so many people celebrated it for him, but he couldn't feel happy at all for no reason.

Just want to go home.

I want to go back to Zuo Yan's house, I want to see him, I want to hug him with love.

……

The subway is extremely crowded during peak hours.

But there is no way, who let Zuo Yan’s family live in the city center, at this time, taking a taxi on the ground would be the end of the road.Qi Yang wore a hat and sunglasses and squeezed into a corner of the carriage, trying to forget how he "nearly escaped" just now.

How easy is it to slip away from a party?On such a cold day, I was thrown into the swimming pool and almost had my pants taken off.

After going back, I can't complain to Yanyan about acting like a baby.Because I can't say that I pushed back your date, went to Gcup's birthday party, and then escaped from the birthday party... I feel that the hero in this story is a purely natural psychopath.

"Don't you think that monitor with a paralyzed face and dead fish eyes is annoying? Why does he like to stare at me so much! My own mother has never stared at me like that before, and keeps nagging me so much every day. Psychological shadow! Even when I went home and opened a book recently, I was full of thoughts about him, I can't stand it!"

Beside him, two schoolbag girls dressed as high school girls were chatting.

One loli looked up to the sky with tears in her face, while the other sister Yu smiled and said nothing.

Paralyzed face, dead fish eyes.

Qi Yang grinned under the mask, there really is such a terrifying species in this world, staring at anyone who is pregnant, it scares the female high school students to feel uncomfortable, and scares him so much that he is not even in the mood to date pretty girls.

Just as she was thinking about it, Sister Yu patted Loli's face on the shoulder: "Do you know why you are so full of thoughts about him every day that you can't do anything?"

Loli face: "?"

"This is love, girl!"

Qi Yang seemed to be struck by lightning in place.

……

In a daze, he approached the community and went upstairs.Ringed the doorbell, waited for a while, no one answered.

Zuo Yan said that the spare key is hidden in the middle of the green radish pot hanging at the door, Qi Yang touched it, and sure enough, it came out.

The living room was all dark.

Zuo Yan was not there, there was cold stew in the pot in the kitchen, and there was a bucket of golden champagne on crushed ice in the wine cabinet, and the ribbon was not removed.

In the vase were the new Marguerite daisies, his lucky birthday flower, and the unlit candles.

Qi Yang stared at the little things that were supposed to be lit, and stood in the living room stupidly.Thinking about what this night should have been like, listening to the old clock ticking past, the guilt slowly emerged like a rising tide, overflowing, almost suffocating.

……

Zuo Yan used to be a more sentimental type, but since he became scum, he is no longer.

Of course, it's not a good mood for anyone to be let go.

So, he decided to go out to have fun.

In a certain bar that he used to frequent, he who hadn't appeared for a long time seemed to have become a big hit, and was immediately surrounded by pretty little beauties.When I was in a good mood, I booked a big box, brought in all kinds of foreign wines, could eat and drink whatever I wanted, and enjoyed the king-like treatment.

In the middle, the phone rang once, and I wanted to answer it, but was snatched away by the little handsome boy: "I hate you, brother Yan, why answer the phone when you are playing with others, hang up!"

He didn't think about it, he continued to drink, and when he drank too much, he began to show off——

"Hurp! I really... have slept with big stars, super big names."

"Oh, who is it? I heard that Brother Yan, you know Zhu Ling. Could it be..."

"Hehe, Zhu Ling is an ass, the one I slept in is much higher than Zhu Ling's level in every way!"

"Hahaha, is it?"

The little handsome man smiled perfunctorily, but in his heart he was slandering that this bullshit was really high-spirited. Just as he was thinking, he raised his eyes and coughed for a long time.Fortunately, Lawyer Zuo still had some consciousness left, so he hid quickly, and the innocent passerby next to him was directly sprayed in the face by him.

Cough, cough, cough... Nine lives, I can't breathe!Standing behind Zuo Yan, that, that person!

Really a star!

Hey, Qi Yang, the hottest superstar, still has a displeased + vinegary look on his face!It's like a resentful husband caught in bed.

Then, a group of them watched Qi Yang flamboyantly pick up Zuo Yan, turned around and left!The whole process was so fast that no one even thought of taking a photo!

……

The little handsome man answered Zuo Yan's phone call, and was still yelling "Brother Yan, leave him alone" on the phone, Qi Yang was not happy.

After chasing to the bar, seeing the little handsome man sitting on Zuo Yan's lap twisting, Qi Yang became even more unhappy!

Me, me, me... I made a date with a Gcup super beauty for you!You actually ran outside to have fun, and you are so close to the coquettish X, you obviously have a face that can be with people for a long time but you are so crazy, you don't care about me at all!

In the cold wind, all kinds of grievances swallowed in his throat.All right, I'm only thinking about you, wait, I'll take care of you when I go back!

"……Um."

"What are you doing? Let go! Let go! Don't make trouble, we are in a taxi!"

Qi Yang had black hair, squinted at the serious face of the driver reflected in the rearview mirror in front of him, tried his best to pat and hide, but couldn't avoid the heat of Zuo Yan's drunken eyes and half-riding half-riding on him, who was constantly in heat and wanted to take off his clothes.

"Don't kiss me, don't make trouble! You smell like alcohol...let go! Look up, do you know who I am?"

Zuo Yan said "Huh?", and his glasses slid down. With blurred eyes and half-opened thin lips, it was as erotic as it could be.

"You, you see clearly, who am I?"

"Qi Yang, ride a sheep..."

Qi Yang's ears warmed up when he called him, a little helpless and a little relieved, just about to say "It's not easy for you to recognize me", when his lips were bitten.That kiss was so muddled and hot that it seemed to burn his life away. After the kiss, Zuo Yan rubbed his shoulder and muttered softly: "I like you."

Qi Yang froze, didn't say anything, but slowly tightened his arms.

After returning, he didn't clean up Zuo Yan.The man was so drunk that he vomited several times. He didn't mind getting dirty and wiped and took care of him. When he hugged him, his bones hurt a little.

After finally getting him onto the bed, he hugged him and fell asleep for a while, only to be awakened by Zuo Yan's sobbing in his sleep.

"..." Before, many people called him a scumbag.

He doesn't think he's a scumbag, he just thinks others are strange, isn't love just for fun, why are you two so serious.

Facts have proved that if you come out to hang out, you always have to pay it back.

For example, he is now, holding someone in his arms and opening his eyes in the darkness, with all kinds of feelings of being abused.

Thinking about whether Yanyan went out to get drunk, it might be all his fault, and felt abused.

Thinking of going out to get drunk for Yanyan, if it wasn't for him... it would be even more cruel.