Hey, where is my knife?

It has to be said that among the countless passers-by that Zuo Yan has met in these years, Qi Yang can be regarded as one who gets along quite well with him physically.

X's life is very strange.

It's not true that anyone can be with anyone, and it's not enough to have love at all.

Zuo Yan’s personal experience, as well as the gossip of friends have clearly verified this point - some people, no matter how much they really like it, X will be discordant, just like encountering reagents that cannot react with each other in a chemical experiment, how can they be blind? No fuss.

Others are a natural fit.

It can react immediately when it encounters air in broad daylight, and burn quickly anytime and anywhere.

Zuo Yan and Qi Yang belong to the category of Tianlei Goudihuo.

Originally, Zuo Yan was just a sexy little girl or something, and Zuo Yan was just a bitch. The main reason for taking Qi Yang home was that it was difficult to walk in the rainy road.

Unexpectedly, the big star was not timid at all, and when he came out of the shower, the piece of fabric that was thrown to him as a joke, he actually wore it... wore it...

Maybe it's because he took too many photos on the beach. When this man didn't wear much, he was more at ease than when Baoxiang was solemn. He even performed a striptease of Magic Mikeli for him in a very hot way around the bed.

Lawyer Zuo He Dehe Neng felt that he had made a lot of money, so he resolutely pulled himself together and slept with him again.

When I got up early the next morning to go to the bathroom, my waist was almost broken.

In his late teens and in his late teens, he was inconvenient to move. He knocked off the backpack on the hanger and screamed when he bent down to pick it up.

Qi Yang was woken up by his howling.

Lying on the pillow and rubbing her messy hair, the tag necklace sponsored by a big brand is hanging near her honey-colored chest, and her long legs hooked around the quilt are extremely charming.

Lawyer Zuo was trembling, not interested in admiring the beauty of the beautiful day, hey hey he picked up the keys, mobile phone...and a weird little round jar that had fallen on the ground.

"what is this?"

Qi Yang: "Fan."

"pink?"

"Well, it's for makeup. The makeup artist forgot to take it away from the table yesterday, so I helped put it on."

Of course Zuo Yan knew that male celebrities also had to put on makeup and powder, but the problem was that the color of this powder was very weird, dark chocolate color, a few shades darker than Qi Yang's skin tone.He frowned, and raised his eyes suspiciously to see Qi Yang's beautiful sunken back under the twilight of the morning light.

"Don't tell me... your skin color is made out of this thing?"

Qi Yang almost threw his head on the pillow: "My mother has to turn it upside down on the beach several times a year to bask in the sun, how about pure natural bronze? That thing is for painting abdominal muscles!"

Zuo Yan continued to be puzzled.

He touched Qi Yang's abdominal muscles.After panting for the first time, I half dreamed and woke up thinking that there may not be a next time, and it is a little bit of oil to get a little more oil.

Qi Yang's abdominal muscles are super easy to touch, they are not exaggerated, they just happen to be firm and elastic with clear lines and not too strong, and the mermaid lines are extremely beautiful - but they are painted?tease me?

"Do you understand the shadows! This is for deepening the shadows!" The big star was angry, "What kind of doubtful eyes are you looking at? It's just for taking pictures to look better. I already have abs. Hey, what are you doing!"

Zuo Yan endured the pain in his back and stepped onto the bed, turning him over with a look of thirst for knowledge.

"Hahaha, hahaha itchy! Don't, don't! It's really itchy!"

"Is it painted like this?" The tip of the small powder brush was dipped in chocolate-colored powder, trembling over someone's sexy groove, "Don't move, is it painted like this? Hey, why are you so lewd?"

"No! You don't have the skills, it doesn't itch when someone else brushes it! Puha - stop making trouble!"

One twist, one press, both of them laughed unscrupulously.

Slowly, there is a strange, natural, warm and harmonious feeling. The chemical aroma mixed with chocolate powder diffuses in the air, and the morning light comes in through the windows.

There is no embarrassment, no unfamiliarity, and it is not like a stranger who has only known each other for two days and has only dated X twice.

Zuo Yan feels that this is probably not his credit - the big star riding a sheep is quite approachable and familiar, Ji Kai has always said so.

Of course, he also made contributions, mainly because he was not Qi Yang's fan or movie fan, so he would not look up at the unattainable male god with pitiful eyes.

When he looked at Qi Yang, it was completely the hunger and unbearable desire of carnivorous animals staring at delicious fresh meat.

And as far as he knows, what a big star like Qi Yang is most afraid of is a bed partner he can't get rid of, and what he needs is exactly this kind of relaxed, stress-free, purely physical relationship.

Just as he was thinking, his waist was supported.

From bottom to top, Qi Yang admired his sexy bruises last night, and looked at him with a pair of black eyes: "Did you feel comfortable last night, do you want to do it again?"

Zuo Yan fell into deep thought.

Comfortable is very comfortable, but the waist is really... This feeling is very contradictory, like being in a cafeteria full of fresh hairy crabs and salmon, obviously very full and greasy, but no longer push it in, it seems that I always feel uncomfortable cost-effective.

"Just do it again. I'm going out to film tomorrow, and I won't be back for a whole week."

Zuo Yan: "..."

What do you mean?

What does Qi Yang mean?I won't be back for a whole week, which means a week later... Will we meet again?This time about X, isn't it the last time?

However, remember Ji Kai said that Qi Yang would never date anyone for the third time?Just as he was frowning, his whole body was thrown straight down, his waist resting on the pillow, Qi Yang's sexy voice with a bit of a nasal sound, scorching hot desire, gently shook his auricles:

"Yanyan, I... want to see you again in the future."

At that moment, Zuo Yan was clearly staring at the ceiling, but he saw a dark hole in the ground that split open and he fell down.

When the curtains were drawn, the world paled, and it was directly pressed against the head of the bed in a daze.

……

Zuo Yan is really not bragging, he has a unique physique, and he specializes in calling scum.

Leading to this aspect of social experience outstanding.

So, after hearing Qi Yang's disclaimer, I really wasn't surprised at all.

"Yanyan, let's make it clear in advance, I can't have true feelings with you."

Zuo Yan nodded: "Yes."

It is quite normal for a lowly creature like a man to have sperm in his brain before going to bed, look into your eyes, and say "I still want to see you" as if confessing, and then go straight to nothingness and be ruthless after going to bed.

At the same time, the inferiority of this lowly creature is also very obvious - when he heard that he only said "um" to perfunctory, he became unconvinced: "Don't you ask me why?"

Zuo Yan moved, his old back was sore and stiff, and he couldn't help frowning and "hissing".There is nothing to ask, they are all adults, and there is no need for a reason to dislike someone, who would humiliate themselves?

"Everyone else will ask."

"Oh." It turns out that there are quite a lot of people who are willing to humiliate themselves.

Then I realized that this is a fucking routine, public disclaimer for everyone?

grass!Zuo Yan deeply felt that he was stupid, no matter how old he was, he could still act like a good-looking scumbag. Although he didn't show any real feelings, he also sacrificed his old waist... Ouch.

"First of all, my career is still on the rise, so I don't want to be distracted from managing my relationship, and... don't look at me as a person who always looks dead serious. I'm actually a romanticist from the bottom of my heart."

Qi Yang stretched out his hand and rubbed his waist, his expression was delicately between "serious and innocent" and "scumbag".

"I'm waiting for the one who's meant to be, really."

"When that person shows up, I will never make an appointment again."

Doomed...?

Based on Zuo Yan's life experience, is there a ghost in this world who is destined?But he can't say this, Qi Yang is younger than him, only 26 or [-] years old, at this age he still believes that fate is normal, he will not deliberately break other people's beautiful illusions.

Back then, when he was 26 and seven years old, he was also looking forward to true love.

Qi Yang is different from him.Handsome, rich, and cheerful, he is not as stupid and cowardly as he was back then. Even if "true love" comes, he can't catch it. There is still great hope.

"However," the honey-colored body leaned closer to him, and the big star's harmless smiling face stuck to him, "I am free until that person appears. Yanyan, I really think we get along quite well in bed , and it is fate, and they are both single..."

Zuo Yan fully understood what he meant: "So, you want to develop a long-term relationship with me?"

"It doesn't have to be long-term." Qi Yang said, "One day you find a boyfriend, or I find that person, the relationship will be terminated automatically."

Heh, Zuo Yan smiled.

That smile, inexplicably handsome, but inexplicably gloomy, made Qi Yang tremble at the same time and his spine shivered.

I thought he was angry, but in the next second, I heard Zuo Yan nod his head in a relaxed tone: "Okay, no problem."

Qi Yang was immediately relieved when he heard the words, thought for a while, and leaned over again: "But, let's make it clear in advance, you must not be emotional, otherwise Brother Kai and I will have a hard time explaining it."

"Well," Zuo Yan smiled and patted his dog's head, "Don't worry."

……

Write "you rest assured" and read "you take care".In the same way, writing "no problem" is pronounced "MMP".

"Yanyan, where are you going?"

"Oh, I have an appointment with a client for lunch, so I won't accompany you. There are a lot of delicious restaurants downstairs here, and it's easy to take a taxi. You can do it yourself, and be careful when you go out to film."

"Hey, that's it... You're not angry with me, are you?"

"..."

"Also, it's really not that you are bad, it's that I'm relatively unscrupulous."

The waist, which was already sore, was pressed down by the weight of that bastard Qi Yang holding his shoulders from behind, and it felt like it would break in minutes!

Zuo Yan couldn't laugh or cry.

He is not angry, his mind is very peaceful at his age, and he doesn't care about being tricked by sweet words.I just feel that Qi Yang's forceful explanation later destroyed the entire harmonious atmosphere of the appointment, and even hurt people's self-esteem a bit.

9 points. The male god looks down on Gargantel, and he only wants to let go of his kidneys but not his heart. Anyone can understand this. It's fine for everyone to fall down after the appointment and tacitly agree.

If you want to date again in the future, and you want to develop a long-term relationship with friends with benefits, it’s easy to say, but who would say NO if you come directly?Why do you have to make it seem like if you don't say it clearly, someone will definitely pester you?

yes.You are handsome and have a halo, you can find anyone you want in the world.

But it's not like I can't sleep with someone who looks similar to you.

Doesn't it mean that you are handsome, have good skills, and at the same time are safe, easy to get along with, have no potential for a perverted murderer, and are not hypocritical and do not need to spend money to coax you - we both get what we need, okay, what are you thinking!

***

Until a long time later, Qi Yang insisted on his logic——

Yanyan, you obviously fell in love with me from the very beginning. First, you seduced me into bed with your beautiful body, and then you tried your best to play hard to get me. How stupid I was, I fell in love with you so foolishly. In the end, you still Don't admit it, you scheming lawyer!

Zuo Yan is so innocent, he is real... At that time, he never took Qi Yang seriously again.

Although the warm moment when the man said something similar to love words in his ear did make him feel dazed for a moment, but it was just that moment.

Then when he heard the disclaimer, he instantly became cold. Not only was he cold, but he almost told him to lose his score and get fucked.After all, an old man who has been cheated all the way to his age is best at controlling emotions.

The reason why I agreed to continue to be a long-term friend with benefits is just because I am not reconciled.

Emphasis--it's not reconciliation for not getting love, but reluctance to be looked down upon by him!

So a week later, when Qi Yang came back from filming in other places, Zuo Yan's direct function was fully activated.In fact, he already has omnipotent attributes.Graduating from a prestigious school, knowing astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, living overseas has led to a high degree of inclusiveness, plus the family background is not good, and he can directly master all cooking skills from repairing light bulbs.

Well, also, I once dated a well-known illustrator.

"So, what's wrong with me being able to draw, it's weird?"

Qi Yang shook his head, holding a snack plate: "The muffins you baked are so delicious, I want to continue eating muffins."

Zuo Yan stood behind the canvas, and the frame of the picture flashed: "It's okay, I will continue to paint, and you continue to eat."

In fact, he is not very talented in painting, but he still knows the basic principles.When I was a model for someone else's painting back then, what impressed me the most was the person who painted him, biting the paintbrush... the way he painted paint leisurely on the drawing board with bare feet was a bit sexy.

I also know that when a model is stared at, it is actually a bit ashamed and easy to think wildly.

That's right, he was deliberately torturing Qi Yang.

From time to time, I would draw a picture, and then go over to give him a pose, all kinds of ambiguous physical contact, teasing, and then a long time of leisurely play.

Qi Yang was so red-faced and powerless to fight over and over again—it was normal, it sounded like a playboy with no integrity, but when you think about it carefully, if you usually sleep with others less than three times, the translation is simply "no love." experience"?

Unlike him, Lawyer Zuo has a lot of love experience.

Facts have proved that those past failures are not in vain, and they are all practical tactics now.

That night, he had a good sex again. After the fun, Qi Yang with the big tail patted his butt and disappeared without a sound.

Zuo Yan is not in a hurry.

There is really no rush.Isn't this a piece of cake for Lawyer Zuo who has experienced many battles?

Resolutely substitute the psychological quality of the ancient brothel oiran, you come and I treat each other warmly, give smiling faces, eat and drink to enjoy the delicious flesh, you go and I have nothing to do, go to the bar to see if there are new little fresh meats that have sprung up like mushrooms to change your appetite, Everyone is relaxed and happy.

Anyway, in a few days, Qi Yang will ride his lamb again, running back to look for him.

Zuo Yan thought it was normal, because his house was fun.

Delicious food, a room full of beautiful antique clocks, Qi Yang doesn’t have to do any work, lying on the bed can still listen to Lawyer Zuo personally explaining the "extreme gossip divorce case" - Qi Yang is in the entertainment industry, it is reasonable to say that entertainment The water in the circle is deep enough, until I met Lawyer Zuo, I found out that the divorce stories of ordinary people are more bloody, exciting and tricky than the entertainment industry!

After a long time, Qi Yang cried to Ji Kai that Zuo Yan was playing "One Thousand and One Nights" with him like a sea god.

Yes, every time a divorce case is not finished.

Want to hear the ending?Well, come back next time, and I will tell you about a case next time, but I am still stuck at the climax.Anyway, lawyers have a lot of cases at hand, and there is an infinite shortage of children and grandchildren.

Stung his appetite, but also hung his stomach.All kinds of rice cake hot pot dinners, Thai curry platters, Qi Yang occasionally used his natural slag attributes to hesitate: "Ah...can I always stay at the friends with guns' house for dinner like this? Would it be too much like a couple? a little."

Generally speaking, Yanyan is a fairy boy, and generally he is not angry, but occasionally his face will be paralyzed, and he will give a contemptuous smile: "You like to eat or not, just give you a little, If you don’t eat it, it happens to be all mine, so why don’t you think it’s made for you?”

So Qi Yang felt relieved, and agreed that it was just a pure relationship with friends with benefits, and he really didn't have any interest in me.

Ignore the little bit of disappointment in my heart-he actually, is not interested in me?