Hey, where is my knife?

When Zuo Yan was 29 years old, he graduated with a doctorate ahead of schedule.

I found a good internship, and the law firm specializes in dealing with the divorce of the richest people in Beverly Hills.The world of the rich is better than ordinary people. The mistresses, mistresses, male pets and dogs are nothing at all. Hiring murderers to fight for inheritance is the daily level. The blood of dogs makes those TV dramas amazing.

If you see too many cases like this, it is easy to disbelieve in love and doubt life.

But at that time, Zuo Yan was still living in the tail stage of believing in love.

The last boyfriend abroad was a Chinese ABC brother.For three generations, although he is still of Asian descent, he no longer speaks Chinese and his thoughts are completely Westernized.

Unexpectedly, getting along without obstacles is quite sweet most of the time.

Because the first time they met was in the church, a beam of holy light fell from the skylight, which made Zuo Yan really have the illusion that "it might be him".After the relationship, I worked very seriously and worked hard, trying my best to successfully pass the internship period under the strict boss, formally enter the job, and stay in the United States for a long time.

After working for several months, he was so exhausted that he was exhausted. One day, the ABC boy suddenly pulled him: "Look at you working so hard, you have lost weight! Don't be so hard on yourself, why don't you marry me? Marry me directly Get resident status, work and so on, you can find it later.”

It made Zuo Yan really moved, thinking that life has finally come to an end.

He never expected that within a few days, the mistress came to the door without warning: "Please let him go, please? Don't let him be caught in such pain!"

That's why, after Ji Kai's incident, he was able to be so unhurried and experienced-good men have their own advantages, but the scum full of lies are all similar, so can he be inexperienced?

For such an upright third party, ABC brother also has his own defense: "It's not all because you were so busy at work and didn't have time to accompany me!"

Zuo Yan had nothing to say.

Xiaosan looks okay.

But it is a typical second-generation ancestor who is rich, ignorant, sent to a foreign pheasant university, and kneels with his head empty, which makes Zuo Yan very angry.

Of course I was angry.You fucking...you're messing around outside, can you find someone more decent?What is the difference between such a brainless idiot and a humanoid inflatable doll?

Feeling that IQ was insulted, I decided to pack and pack my luggage when I went home.

Because they were planning to get married at first, Zuo Yan had already lived with ABC brother at that time.Thinking about being cheated, I was very angry, but I wanted to smash the TV refrigerator and cut the clothes and shoes, but after thinking about it, I decided to forget it, anyway, I will never see each other again in the future, so there is no need to make it so ugly.

Therefore, the final revenge is nothing more than filling the soy sauce bottle in the kitchen with a large spoonful of mustard and stirring it well, that's all.

Several years of failure experience told Zuo Yan that men who have been eroded by the decadent ideas of Western capitalism are too fucked and unreliable.

Learn from the pain.It just so happened that the senior who was in college opened a law firm in China and offered him an olive branch.

Return home decisively.At this time, Lawyer Zuo forgot one thing - in fact, the matter of scum does not respect national borders, and the men in S City, the magic city, are not much better.

In the first week after returning to China, fate sounded the alarm for him.

I went to the hospital to do a routine physical examination for a law firm, and I ran into someone head-on.

Dr. Li Mingxin, Chief Surgeon of Thoracic Surgery Department of Central Hospital.That is, the scumbag of his first love, the handsome adult scumbag demon in white who almost played him bad back then.

……

Time is a thing that can smooth everything out.

Now facing this first love who made him want to die ten years ago, Zuo Yan has already calmed down.In the same circle of friends, we still meet occasionally, and we will neither be embarrassed nor miss each other.

It’s just that occasionally in the dead of night, lying on the bed, my mind is extremely curious about where the world’s supposed rewards of good and evil and the cycle of heaven and earth have gone.

Dr. Li, the scumbag back then, has now been reborn and turned from evil to righteousness.

And after chasing true love, he went ashore and obediently lived a life of three obediences and four virtues as a family husband.

He was still alone.

It is obvious that it is very serious in the management every time, but it encounters scum along the way.

Who are you going to reason with?

No one reasoned, so it was easier to dig into the dead end.There are many divorce cases in daily contact, and I also find that it seems that the weak and honest party is bullied, but the scumbags are not reaped.Looking around, it's only a scumbag who has a bright future.

This made Zuo Yan a little skeptical, whether the world has really changed now.

Now that the scumbags are flourishing one by one, he also wants to be a scumbag a little bit.

***

There is a saying in China that the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

It is impossible for a scumbag to rise from a good man, and it is a fantasy for a prodigal son to turn his head back. On the other hand, it is no less difficult than forcing a good man into prostitution for an honest person like Zuo Yan who longed for love, family and warmth since childhood to degenerate into a scumbag who doesn't care.

So, Lawyer Zuo drew a line for himself—wait for two years, until his 32nd birthday.

By the age of 32, if the legendary "fate" and "fate" still do not come, then God really forgot him.

Then give up completely.

Taking advantage of the money and good health, I no longer have extravagant hopes for some illusory things.Indulge in the feasting and feasting of Shanghai and those swaying fresh bodies.

When making this oath, Zuo Yan still couldn't imagine how fucked up fate could be.

After a long time, he mentioned that the avatar of his first communication software was TOM.Qi Yang's old friends all proved that Qi Yang's profile picture in those years was Jerry.

During the years of studying in the United States, Zuo Yan was deeply influenced by superhero culture, and his profile picture was changed to Batman. On the other side of the world, Qi Yang's profile picture was changed to Da Chao.

At the age of 30, Lawyer Zuo replaced Batman with the deity Gargantle.It happened that Qi Yang was obsessed with "Plants vs. Zombies 2", so he spent money, and his profile picture was changed to Ice Shooter.

However, there are no eggs, and the couple's head portraits are separated from each other, but no one knows anyone.

……

Zuo Yan returned to China for two years and was single for two years.

Obviously work is not very busy, and I can meet many clients, and I often go to parties, go to the gym, and listen to concerts, but I just don’t know what kind of evil I have fallen into. Although I didn’t meet a good man before, I can still meet When it comes to scumbags, now even the option of scumbags doesn't appear in his life!

Soon, the 32nd birthday came quietly like a chicken.

Blow out the candle, OK, if you don't have it, you don't have it.

I didn't wait any longer.Waiting for your lungs, waiting for your mother's dick!go out and play!

……

Attorney Zuo, who has started the mode of only taking care of the kidneys and not taking the heart, is full of foreign style.

Meet pleasing objects on various occasions, flirt with each other, and buy all kinds of sweet words for the cuties. If you get bored, just block and never contact.Over time, he developed a strong charm instead, and gradually, many people took the initiative to post him.

As he opened meat, ate all kinds of exotic and appetizers, and gradually became famous, Lawyer Zuo became more courageous, and became disregarded and dared to flirt with anyone.

So when he met Qi Yang, a rich and colorful stroke was directly added to the stamp book.

Zuo Yan was quite satisfied.

Not only is he satisfied with Qi Yang's skills, but more importantly, he has actually slept with a first- and second-tier male star.It's like gold-plated with diamonds, you can blow it in the future!

Of course, that's all, Zuo Yanke never thought that he could sleep with Qi Yang for a second time.

It never occurred to him that he slept with Qi Yang for the second time that night.

After all, he is a very handsome star, a typical 9-point male god.

And he is an ordinary barely 6 points.Relying on the relationship of mutual friends to hook up with each other last time, it is already considered extraordinary luck.

So, of course, you can’t leave your contact information, and even if you meet in the future, you must avoid suspicion—this is the rule of the game, and it is also a basic courtesy.

Originally, he had taken advantage of it, and running away as soon as he wiped his mouth was the basic quality of dating X.It is very immoral to cause trouble for the popular male gods with whimsical ideas!

Rubbing her still sore waist, she left the law firm after get off work.When starting the car in the underground parking lot, Zuo Yan suddenly received a call.

It was a string of unknown numbers.Of course, as a lawyer, I have to answer calls from clients, consultations, threats, and various...unknown calls all year round.After connecting, the voice on the other side was very magnetic, with an ambiguous smile, a little familiar.

"Yanyan, baby! Miss me?"

Zuo Yan: "???"

Among all the people he knew, only Ji Kai would call him Yanyan.

Zuo Yan didn't know how this "Yanyan" evolved, anyway Ji Kai called it that.But that voice didn't sound like Ji Kai, besides, Ji Kai wouldn't call him "baby" in a twitch.

"Who?"

The other side stopped for a second, and immediately felt grievances and dissatisfaction with the familiar: "It's just a change of number, and the husband's voice can't be heard anymore? You were so lingering last night, are you off work? Are you free? That's it, I have a friend who is clamoring to see you. We are on the first floor of XX Building, can you pick me up from work on the way?"

Zuo Yan is not that forgetful, of course he remembers the person who was with him last night.

The problem is - the rest of the content is more nonsense, who is whose baby, and who is "in love" with whom?

……

The underground garage of XX Building.

When Zuo Yan's car drove in, a little beauty with a snake waist was flirting with Qi Yang.

The empty walls echoed with a crying voice: "I'm not stupid, don't fool me with those messy one-night stands, okay?"

"No... it's not a lie, this time it's true, I really met someone I really like!"

Qi Yang had a troubled expression on his face, his voice was soft but helpless, and he carefully pulled the little beauty down like a plaster.

"What do you not like about me? Am I bad? Do you think I'm not good-looking? If you don't like it, I can fix it to your liking. Is that okay? You don't like anything else about me, I Everything will change!"

"No, there is no such thing," Qi Yang said with a look of love, "You are very good, really good. Look at you, you are good-looking, you have a good family background, so many people I like you. But I really already have a sweetheart, so you forget about me. Isn’t it good to find real happiness?”

What the hell.

Zuo Yan looked disgusted in the car—are you rejecting someone?When encountering an object of entanglement, just be polite and indifferent and say death!It is necessary for BB to be so obedient and have such an ambiguous attitude. Who can you get rid of like this?

In fact, since he hung up the inexplicable phone call just now, Zuo Yan has almost understood his mission.

The scene in front of him confirmed his guess even more, as expected, Qi Yang SOSed him over because he couldn't figure it out, so he used him as a shield to reject others!

Although Zuo Yan didn't want to get involved in these crap things.

But it's all here, get out of the car and do errands.

……

After all, Zuo Yan is new here, and he doesn't know the cause and effect.

He could only observe - after the little beauty had seen his whole body clearly, as if she had seen a ghost, her hands holding Qi Yang were slowly loosened.

"Is it him? He, he is the lawyer you said you liked?"

Even the sound is a little floating.Zuo Yan was confused, and looked at Qi Yang with a frown, while Qi Yang winked at him desperately.

After receiving the signal, Lawyer Zuo continued acting resolutely, smiling and stretching out his hand professionally: "Hello, friend of Yangyang, isn't it?"

The little beauty ignored him, her entire face was blank, as if her world view was being shattered and reshaped.Zuo Yan slowly remembered that Ji Kai seemed to have said that a certain little goblin had similar virtues when he first met him.

No, you little beauties are too intimidating, right?Isn't it just that people are taller and bigger!Don’t you see that in the game, Gargantere is still carrying a little zombie on his back, which means that he must not be a single dog, obviously someone wants it.

"I thought... would be some kind of stunning beauty, but I didn't expect you to like this type." After a while, the little beauty finally recovered her voice, "Forget it, since this is the case, I wish you happiness. I'm leaving."

After all, he really turned around and left without delay, leaving Qi Yang in a daze.

"What, regret it?"

"No." When the people walked away, Qi Yang suddenly turned around, grasped Zuo Yan's hands with twinkling eyes, "Yanyan, you are too good, you only have a few seconds to go, and let him give up so decisively." Already!"

Zuo Yan couldn't help it, a vein of disgust popped out of his forehead.

"No! You don't know how many stunning beauties I have found, even Weidu and Xuan'er have stood up for me! How did you do it?"

Zuo Yan felt that it was not his illusion.

Qi Yang's smile is healthy and handsome at the moment, it can even be said that the sun is shining brightly.The little rabbit's teeth were exposed, and it was kind of harmless and cute.

However, just... an inexplicable fresh breath of a familiar scumbag rushed over.

……

……

In Zuo Yan's more than [-] years of life experience, he knows that there is a kind of person in this world, scum, but he doesn't know it.

The scientific name is "natural slag", the best in slag.

"I really don't 'play' with other people's feelings, I just... I'm just not good at rejecting people!"

"He is a relative of our boss's family. He has been pestering me since the first time I met, and I don't want to offend him. I have no choice but to agree to an appointment with him in the end."

"As I said at the time, I will only make an appointment once, and he obviously promised well. In the end, he refused to accept the promise after the appointment, and pestered me all day long, alas..."

The car slowly drove out of the garage, it started to rain, and the world suddenly darkened.

On the hazy neon road, Zuo Yan drove the car carefully, and Qi Yang propped his cheek in the corner of his eye. When he said this, his expression was a serious innocence and complaint, as if he was frank and frank in the whole thing. Nothing wrong.

"... There have been rumors before that you will always come."

"Huh?" Qi Yang thought for a while, "Speaking of which, the first time you say it, you usually don't refuse it. I'm a person, and I don't have the shame to hurt people's hearts."

"So, people who like me and want to go out with me once or twice, I'm still single anyway, so just go out with me as a charity. But the long-term relationship really won't work. Although he said it several times, even if it's just It's okay to be friends with benefits - but I don't like him, so it feels very stressful."

Describe yourself as a "public welfare"... This is a weird way of thinking.

Zuo Yan has heard people say before that Li Wei, the boss of Prosperity Technology, is a little out of his mind, and his friend who is mentally ill is really ill, so he can only keep silent.

Thinking about it again, I'm probably also part of his "public welfare plan"?grass.

I just want to send this idiot home as soon as possible, so that I can see nothing from now on.Unexpectedly, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, and the wipers were working hard enough to leave a clear enough field of vision. To be safe, the car had to be parked by the side of the road.

"Yanyan, I owe you a big favor today, please treat you to dinner another day."

Zuo Yan was not short of that meal, and he was not interested in eating his meal, so he said "um" perfunctorily, and swiped the small games on his mobile phone with his head down.Bronze slender fingers appeared in sight, and the phone screen was covered.

"I don't have a mobile phone with me, so don't just ignore me, just chat with me, or I'll be bored by myself."

Chat... no, I refuse!Zuo Yan, as a high-achieving student since he was a child, inevitably has a bit of class discrimination. What can he talk to a bastard young man who feels full of himself and regards himself as a public welfare?

Just as he was thinking, his eyes fell on Qi Yang's other hand: "Don't you have a book in your hand? Why don't you just read a book if you're bored."

Qi Yang: "Oh, this is the script."

Zuo Yan: "That's right, you memorize the lines."

Qi Yang was not happy: "I have memorized it fluently."

"Well, you play with my phone," Zuo Yan threw the phone to him, "I'll read your script for a while, and see what you idol stars are doing every day."

Scanning the plot at a glance, Zuo Yan originally wanted to avoid the obligation of chatting, so he didn't intend to watch it seriously.However, that script was not the particularly bad urban romance drama he had expected.

It's about many small daily details. He can cook, but she can't even chop vegetables well.So every time he cooks her favorite braised pork, she moves a small mazza, sits beside her and stares at it with her face in her hands.

Work hard together, cheer for each other's small promotions and small achievements, stick white paper to the refrigerator, and outline infinite future possibilities with crayons.

Of course there are times when there are tough times.If there is a nail in the bone, I still have to go to work and make money like a normal person, for the house, car, cat, lover, and everything that may be shared in the future.

Ordinary, warm, seemingly ordinary, but people yearn for it.

If only... life really had such feelings.Zuo Yan has even been skeptical these years, is there really such a feeling in real life?If this is "ordinary happiness" for many people, what is he doing wrong, and why can't he catch it anyway?

After turning a few more pages, heh, there are actually several warm-toned stick figures of scenes!The painting style and brush strokes are a bit familiar, take a closer look at the signature - BYmiss Xiaonan.

People are sitting in the car, and the crit comes from the sky.

The real Xiaonan is not a miss but a man.Xiaonan's name is Lei Nanyu, and Zuo Yan is also very familiar with Lei Nanyu.

Lei Nanyu from Dr. Li's family.

Li Mingxin should be at home now.When that person was with Lei Nanyu, there was always a kind of down-to-earth happiness that couldn't be concealed from the inside out.

Unlike him, though, he is not alone at the moment,

To be precise, he was sitting in the car with a handsome star. If he was a fan of Qi Yang, he would have been shaking with excitement.

But at this moment, I only felt overwhelming and inconsolable loneliness.

Compared with when no one is around, the emptiness and loneliness that eat more bone marrow.

"Yanyan, did you encounter something unsatisfactory?"

Raising his eyes, under the dim headlights, Qi Yang's concerned face was suddenly very close, so close that Zuo Yan saw that his face had double shadows, as if he had four eyes.

"No, I'm fine."

Qi Yang shook his head: "You don't seem to be okay."

"Well, it may be a little annoying case encountered at work today, a little..."

Suddenly, the whole person was scooped forward, and the back was shuffled, shuffled.

"My fans said, this is called 'riding a sheep's love hug' - the effect is to restore MAX mental power."

"Also, this is called 'riding a sheep and touching its head to kill'."

"The effect is to restore the luck value to MAX."

"..."

"Well, do you feel better?"

Really... when a person is stupid, even the smile is stupid.

But I can't help but look good on him!The sunshine has its own healing effect, and it is so bright that it almost melts people's hearts.

...not so good.

Maybe it's because my heart has been exhausted for a long time, and where I was touched, a spark of fire was resolutely ignited by that little warmth.

A single spark can start a prairie fire, so the flames get out of control in an instant, and the whole body can't help but want to hug, comfort and even more.

Zuo Yan bit his lip secretly, and two drops of cold sweat fell from the corner of his forehead. This was a terrible throbbing that he didn't feel at all on the night when the two of them were passionately intertwined more than ten hours ago.

Really, really bad...

Is it necessary to indulge yourself to drink natural slag to quench your thirst just because you are greedy for a smile?

and many more.

What are you afraid of? !He poisons me and poisons me, everyone is poisoned, and poison is used to fight poison. A single scum is not as good as many scums!

Thinking about it this way, Zuo Yan directly raised the unscrupulous driver and smiled: "The rain is so heavy, your home is far away, it is unrealistic to send you back, so why not just spend the night at my place tonight. You don't have to invite me to dinner, I just now Help you save the situation, and pay for it directly. Just in time, I bought a pair of very flirty thong underwear."

If you disagree, I will throw you here.Anyway, you can't get a taxi, so you have to walk [-] kilometers to go home in the pouring rain.

Hearing this, Qi Yang swallowed his saliva, his face seemed to be stained with blush.But the lighting was too dim after all, and it wasn't very realistic.

He coughed lightly, as if he was a bit reluctant: "I just got out of the tiger's den and went into the wolf's den. Look at you people, you said you only slept once, why are you, Lawyer Zuo, a law student? And seduced me with panties."

Zuo Yan smiled slightly, and a sinister flashed behind the lens.

"Seduce? You owe me a favor, and now you owe me a favor, so of course you want to show me your underwear, not me."

This time he saw it for real.

Qi Yang really blushed.