Hey, where is my knife?

Zuo Yan still remembers that when he was 25 years old, he went to the National Grand Theater in the imperial capital to watch a play.

At that time, it was popular to grab seats with mobile phones, and I was lucky enough to grab the second row of Supreme, but when I approached the theater, I was in a daze and in a low mood.

Unhappy because I am still immersed in the aftermath of the breakup.

Seeing a family of three in the next seat with their son laughing happily, listening to the endless noise and laughter in the front and rear rows, it felt like a solitary light hit him, separating him from the crowd filled with black background , the contrast is even more bleak and lonely.

Zuo Yan has broken up many times in his life, only this time, it's not the other party's fault.

blame himself.Because he was too insecure, he forcibly robbed all possible happiness.

Zuo Yan didn't want to do it either.

But who made him so unlucky to meet a white-clothed devil in his youthful and ignorant years.I was cheated so confused that I couldn't find the north, I did the craziest thing in my life, and in the end I was trampled like garbage, my whole self-esteem and confidence, and even the entire self-evaluation system were smashed to pieces.

The second lover after that was actually very warm and treated him very well.

But he still fell to the root of the disease, and he could no longer trust others calmly, and kept probing, doubting, and finding fault.Let those who wholeheartedly treat him see his bad appearance, and finally hurt others and himself.

Zuo Yan was deeply impressed by the drama because he was in a really gloomy mood - it was obviously a comedy, and the surrounding audience laughed and squawked, only he didn't find it funny at all.

Not only can't laugh, but I also feel more and more irritable, and feel that it's not worth wasting time at all, and just want to leave.

Originally, he hated his procrastination and submissive character.

After breaking up, I have been introspecting.So this time, he gritted his teeth and stood up.

But the moment he stood up, a rookie actor on stage forgot his words.

The light shone on the man.In the huge theater, the audience was silent for a few seconds, and there was no sound.

The more dead silent, the more nervous the little actor was, and the more nervous he became, the more disorganized he was. He didn't notice that he was performing the scene of getting off the sedan chair with props, and his calf knocked on the sedan chair and fell headlong.

The obvious car accident scene, the onlookers who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal liked it.A burst of laughter immediately erupted in the theater, and even Zuo Yan, who hadn't laughed for a long time, gloated and bared his teeth.

Finally, he squinted his eyes and patiently watched the remaining hour and a half.

After that play, the rookie actor appeared several times.

Every appearance is accompanied by relentless "hahaha" and "hahaha" from the audience.The male actor could only hold on to his shame and anger, acting stupidly with his hands and feet like a wooden man.

Zuo Yan later had a vague impression that the actor looked quite individual.

It should be a sharp and sturdy appearance, but it is neutralized a lot by the cute little rabbit teeth.Fortunately, the vigorous face was facing down... the front teeth were not knocked out by him.

……

After a long time, Zuo Yan dragged Qi Yang to the Grand Theater to watch a new play, but Qi Yang refused to go anyway.

"It's okay." Lawyer Zuo gave him a hat, "You cover your face and wear this, not many fans will recognize it."

Qi Yang still would rather die than surrender.

Zuo Yan asked him why, and Qi Yang said that he had a "psychological shadow" on the Grand Theater.

Then, the big star Qi Yangyang quietly lit a cigarette, and recalled far away that it was the summer XX years ago.It may be because the shadow is too heavy, and even the date and time of the month are still very clear.

He was still popular at that time, and it was because of the relationship of his seniors that he finally got the role of No. 18, a rich boy in a popular drama.

It's just a few lines, it's the first time in my life to act in a drama, I'm very nervous, and my colleagues are a bunch of old actors who are under a lot of pressure, my calves are shaking all the time before I go on stage.

As a result, there was an audience member in the front row, and he was greatly disrespected.

He just heard a line from him, and he stood up and wanted to leave. He was so scared that he forgot his words on the spot. In a panic, he fell into the mud and lost a huge person.

"..." Zuo Yan finished quietly, looking away.

In the endless cycle of encountering unkind people for many years, he often thinks that if everyone is destined to be destined, his fate may either be eaten by a tengu, or that guy who is pulling the little red line with him is Wei Wei. When they met, they died young and died.

But I didn't expect that fate is so fond of playing hard-to-get jokes with you.

At that time, the distance between them in a straight line was probably no more than ten meters.

But no one knows anyone.

***

The 26-year-old Zuo Yan has completely changed his mind and plans to start over in life, completely abandoning his previous disrespectful, bitter, weak and cheating personality.

So I went to a foreign country to hone my will, and studied for a full-time Ph.D. in law in a middle state in the United States where no birds can lay eggs.

A state where birds don't lay eggs is a state where birds don't lay eggs. The name "big rural state" is not for nothing.It takes three to 10 minutes to drive to the nearest supermarket, and it’s only five o’clock in the afternoon every day. Almost all the small businesses and hawkers in the whole city are closed for rest, and there is no nightlife at all.

In such a lonely place, Zuo Yan felt that he was quite lucky to meet a handsome French guy.

He is in charge of cooking every day, and the little handsome guy comes to eat with all kinds of sweet words, and the fancy sweet words praise him for the delicious cooking.The sweetness of being appreciated and needed by others made him think that he had finally found the perfect one.

But he probably forgot that he once heard a joke about a foreigner crying into the phone on the Beijing subway: "You don't love me at all, you're looking for a relationship with me just to practice speaking!"

It turns out that the handsome French guy doesn't really love him very much.

I fell in love with him only because the profound Chinese cuisine is so attractive.

Zuo Yan didn't know whether he should be grateful to the delicious food of his motherland for allowing him to sleep with the handsome guy, or he should hate the unscrupulous scumbags in developed countries for selling their looks for a bite to eat.

Anyway, when he caught the handsome French guy in bed with another handsome British guy, he just said hello, and sent them both to eat the quintessence of Great Britain, "Looking at the Star Pie".

The days after the breakup were not as difficult as imagined.

Zuo Yan originally thought that he was really sincere to that handsome French guy, and at least he would have to live in the dark for a few months without thinking about food and drink. Unexpectedly, he would be able to get up calmly the next morning, eat calmly, and do research.

He did slowly change.

It can be said that everything is also due to getting older and stronger psychological endurance, or it can be said that it is mature and old-fashioned.It will never be like the first love in college, tossing and turning, tossing and turning, not going crazy and not living.

And as for later, he finally changed and changed, and became a mature, cunning, calm, unscrupulous man who can often say "I have no heart" with a smile. In the middle, of course, he experienced several times of disillusionment. Rough and tormented.

……

There is no reason for a big star to ride a goat without integrity, but it is not as helpless and sad as Zuo Yan.

From childhood to adulthood, life has been smooth sailing.The main reason for his lack of integrity is probably that he has been handsome since he was a child, and his family background is not bad, so there are always people who are happy and wandering all day long.

Regarding the question of Qi Yangshuai, the group of fans on the forum who chase after him and call him "husband" have a series of wise words——

Don't underestimate the black skin, don't underestimate the rabbit teeth, don't underestimate the clothes and diamonds, and don't underestimate the tall and handsome!

Some male stars, tsk tsk, their facial features are clearly flawless, but they are combined together so that people can't remember them alive.But our sheep and sheep, from facial features to skin color, are flawed, but when grouped together, they can stand out among all kinds of beautiful men in modern and ancient costumes, and they are the only one in this family, never bumping into faces!

Why can red?Recognition of handsome acting skills is the last word!

And we sheep and sheep are also very moral, picking dramas, picking dramas, picking commercials, and never accepting endorsements for bad movies!

Every time he heard this kind of rhetoric, Qi Yang's personal manager rolled his eyes.Why are there so few plays and endorsements?It's not because Qi Yang is lazy, he finds excuses to skip work when he has nothing to do!

And the fans think that he has integrity, he must be reading and learning to recharge his batteries, while a certain passionate male star surnamed Qi is probably at a beach or a nightclub, unscrupulously discharging others.

But, let's talk about Qi Yang's taste...

Brokers can also be very puzzled at times.

Not to mention the weird clothes, it's also weird to see people's tastes.The last time a little beauty hooked up with him, she was absolutely at the level of a goblin, but Qi Yang didn't respond, and politely refused.

The person who was brought home happily at the end of the day was not bad, but it was obviously not at the same level as the little beauty. I really don't know what the judging criteria are.

Qi Yang: "It's breasts! My criterion for judging is breasts. I only have one hobby. I like big breasts!"

As a chest-control star, Qi Yang was shocked when he saw Ji Kai's chest.

Although I also know that the person Li Weidu has a crush on can't be snatched, but if it's okay to grab a little welfare and a little money, it shouldn't be a big problem, right?

During the time when Ji Kai was in a car accident and was hospitalized, Li Weidu hadn't confirmed his relationship with him.To be precise, it's not just "the relationship has not been established yet", it's almost just a "ordinary friend" or a "relatively familiar passerby".

Therefore, seeing Qi Yang unscrupulously rubbing the patient's chest, with a dreamy and satisfied "hehehe", in the dark corner beside him, he gritted his teeth with hatred and couldn't vent. attention.

"Actually, he has a friend who has no worse breasts than him."

who?Ji Kai thought for a while: "Don't, Mr. Li, please don't, Yingjian is his master!"

The owner takes both black and white, ordinary people can't afford it!

"I'm not talking about that person," Li Weidu said lightly, "I'm talking about another friend of yours. What... Lawyer Zuo, the one you call Gargantel, I think it might be Qi Yang's dish, why not have Opportunity to introduce him?"

That was the first time Qi Yang heard of Zuo Yan's name in his life.

Originally, I was very happy to hear "chest" in the first half of the sentence, but who would have thought that such an amazing title of "Gargantel" popped up in the second half of the sentence.I silently recalled the "Plants vs. Zombies" illustrated book in my mind.

"Damn it, you look good? Thank you, sorry!"

Although he is mainly a chest control, not so much a face control, but... don't ask how good-looking you are, you can't be like that thing!

……

Since Qi Yang didn't like Gagantel, Ji Kai didn't formally introduce them to each other, and it never occurred to him that the two would get together one day.

Because, first of all, Zuo Yan...does he have breasts?

Having been gay friends with Lawyer Zuo for so long, chest... Ji Kai thought about it carefully, but couldn't quite remember it.It is certain that he is tall and has a good figure, but are you sure he has breasts?

Secondly, I feel that other aspects of the two, from family background to education and personality, are completely irrelevant.

Most importantly, the way of thinking is illogical.

Ji Kai deeply remembers that during his hospitalization, Zuo Yan and Qi Yang recommended movies to him one after the other.

What Zuo Yan said is that I have a movie here, which tells the tragic story of a female student whose revolutionary will is not firm enough, was blinded by a big diamond ring from the head of the spy, let go of the spy mission with a soft heart, and sacrificed innocently.

What Qi Yang was talking about was, I have a movie here, which tells the romantic story of a Kuomintang officer and his little mistress with a special mission.

the same movie.One focuses entirely on "sex", while the other focuses on "precepts".

It would be great if we really introduced them, can we have a chat together?

Pull it down quickly.

……

Although I didn't introduce these two people to each other, but as a group of gay friends who often come to the hospital to visit patients, it is only a matter of time before they meet.

Qi Yang was taken aback when he first saw Zuo Yan, neither liked nor hated.

That is, collectively referred to as "no feeling", it does not put the other party into the category of "potentially engaging".

I just think it's quite novel - I haven't seen a man like this tall, straight, with dead fish eyes, zombie face, and tight mouth standing by the window for a long time.There is an inexplicable sense of rational abstinence, and there is no sexual life at first sight.

Later, I heard the name and found out, huh?So you are the legendary Gargantel.I took a closer look, well, although it is far less scary than imagined, don't say that some angles are really similar!

……

When Zuo Yan saw Qi Yang, he slowly raised his eyebrows behind the mirror.

I heard from Ji Kai before that Mr. Li introduced me to a certain big star who often appeared on TV, but I didn't expect that he actually came.

Worthy of being a star.Handsome, with a good figure, his skin is a healthy bronze color deliberately tanned by the sun, and his smile is perfect and bright.But it's not the same, and it's not the "sunny, handsome, gold-rimmed glasses, pervert, gentle, scum, white coat" type he likes.

However, as an experienced hand controller, I habitually look down at the hands.

When she raised her eyes, the corners of her mouth curled up, and a trace of deep ambiguity sank in her eyes.

Unexpectedly, Qi Yang's hands are very beautiful.

It looks so good that he...has a slight interest in Qi Yang.

Regarding the question of how the little black hands are considered good-looking by hand control, the explanation is actually very simple-Zuo Yan remembers that in middle school, there was a girl comic that was popular in the class, and the second male in it was an Egyptian king, with a very handsome bronze skin, A little shameless and shameless.

There is a cover that left a deep impression on Zuo Yan, who is teasing the cat with his slender hands.To be honest, from the smile to the fingertips, they are all similar to the Qi Yang mystery in front of me.

Qi Yang also read that cartoon.

Back then, the girl at the same table forced him to watch it, and all the girls in the class said in unison that he resembled the male second king of Egypt, from appearance to character, and it would be more similar if there were no rabbit teeth.Several times, he was also covered with rings bought by girls from street stalls, and he cosplayed the cover picture of the Egyptian king's slender fingers wearing rings full of gemstones.

Walking out of the hospital that day, Qi Yang found that Lawyer Zuo had always been walking in the same direction as him.Zuo Yan also seemed to have discovered this question: "Where are you going, big star?"

Qi Yang didn't care much: "Gym."

Zuo Yan continued to ask: "Which one?"

Qi Yang: "With Brother Kai's family."

Zuo Yan nodded and smiled: "What a coincidence, why haven't I seen you there before?"

……

After a few years, Lawyer Zuo has already completed the super-evolution from the bottom of the food chain to the top.

She is no longer the poor little girl who foolishly believed in love, believed in fate, and believed that she might meet "the right person" in this life.

The current gold medal litigator, Zuo Lv, believes in ability and strength, in temptation and plunder, in being loyal to one's own desires, and even more in IQ crushing.

In the gym, Qi Yang, who thought the two of them just met by chance, was happy to be a teacher the whole time.

Lawyer Zuo used 20 points of patience to listen to him with a smiling face, warmed up, squatted, and then, with a smile on his face, took off his shirt.

Thank you for the unscrupulous French man who cheated and ate.

Although I didn't really like him, I took him to the gym and exercised during my relationship. Many foreign men care more about their body and appearance than those in China. The subtle influence has allowed Zuo Yan to maintain plump chest muscles and a firm abdomen. muscle awareness.

Although, his face is not very handsome.

After all, appearance is something that one is born with, and it is difficult to change it.Fortunately, for men, only "the appearance before the age of 30 is innate", and the appearance after the age of 30 can be infinitely piled up with experience, knowledge, temperament, and good figure.

In the end, even a passer-by face, coupled with a good figure and a high-spirited ability, can be [-]% attractive.

For this point, Zuo Yan didn't need to seek the approval of the prey in front of him at all.

In the past two years, the probability that he has almost hit every shot when he asks a handsome guy to go home can fully explain the problem.

He only cares about his kidneys but not his heart, a mature and elegant gold medal lawyer, he can sleep with any kind of handsome man he wants.

Even celebrities are no exception.

……

Qi Yang is so innocent, holding up the barbell and raising his head, how could he imagine that Zuo Yan suddenly took off his clothes and was ten centimeters away from him in a straight line, almost biting his sexy and alluring abs directly.

Holy shit!Fuck, fuck, fuck!

exploded!What about living without X?This man!This fucking...a huge hickey all over her body!

Yes.Just like that, Zuo Yan, with his perfect body texture and the traces of being careless and crazy, directly stuck to the tip of Qi Yang's nose with an innocent face.

It made the old driver who rides Yangyang almost blush——I can’t see it!I really can't tell, she looks so cold and abstinent, but she can do it in private?Is this a girlfriend or a boyfriend?So fierce!

No, no, Qi Yang remembered what Ji Kai and Li Wei both said, this Lawyer Zuo has been single for several years.

and so……

So you are a fellow who likes to play wild, is good at making appointments with X for a change of taste, and does not let his heart go?

Just as he was thinking, a faint scent floated into his nasal cavity from the sexy body in front of him - not perfume, but the scent of sweat.There is a reason why ordinary men are called "stinky men". It is really rare to see this kind of top quality that can still have a clean, refreshing, seductive breath after sweating out.

Damn, so, this is tempting Lao Tzu?

"Bang" a miss and a miserable howl.

Qi Yang couldn't hold the barbell firmly and sprained his wrist.He frowned in disbelief, in a daze, professional old driver... what happened today?If you can't play that well, it just hit a tree?

……

In fact, it is not difficult at all to become a clean and attractive "extreme product".

As long as there is a little self-demand, everyone can do it-it's nothing more than taking a shower twice a day and using more body wash. There are no smelly men in the world, only lazy men.

Zuo Yan feels that after the age of 30, he is in a state of self-confidence, publicity, perfect vest line, and "always ready".

see?When I went out to visit the hospital today, I didn't expect to catch a big star home to make snacks.As a result, the random big prey just appeared out of thin air, isn't it?Catch one!

Zuo Yan's home is next to the gym, less than 5 minutes' walk away.Although he lives alone, the house is also very tidy, so that he can take people home at any time calmly, without any entanglement.

Uh, although it is neat and correct...

However, something always feels wrong?Qi Yang stood in the porch looking at the old western clocks in the room, is this home?This is an antique shop!So many music boxes, and moving dolls—are you sure it’s an ordinary man’s vacation, not a perverted murderer who wants to turn guests into doll toys every minute?

No, no, at least he's also Kai's friend, so it wouldn't be... right.

Qi Yang thought a lot while Zuo Yan was waiting for the medicine box.On the short way to Zuo Yan's house just now, we crossed two roads.The lights were red twice, and no cars passed by twice, so many passers-by saw this and rushed straight in.

Zuo Yan pulled him along, and waited for the green light without haste.

The side face is very elegant, the lips are thin and pursed, and there is no affinity at all, making it impossible to guess what he is thinking.The pair of eyes that are not smokey are full of nothingness, like looking at a scary doll in the living room in the middle of the night.But he wasn't in a daze, just silent, as if everything in the world had nothing to do with him.

I heard that he is a well-known gold medal lawyer in S city.

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"sit."

On the sofa, the wrists were wrapped in layers, and the cuckoo clock next to him said midnight.Qi Yang smiled: "I'm a little hungry."

Zuo Yan: "There are a lot of things in the refrigerator, I will make some for you later."

Qi Yang: "Then I won't be polite, your house is nice, and the decorations are quite interesting."

Zuo Yan smiled: "If you like it, just stay with me for one night, don't leave?"

Everyone, adults who have experienced many battles and rich experience, understands at this point.

But Qi Yang still pretended to be reserved for a while: "But, we will be friends from now on, isn't it too good?"

The implication is that you can make an appointment, but don't cling to me after the appointment.

Zuo Yan quickly said seriously: "No, I'm not considered a friend. I'm usually busy with work, so you can't see me."

The implication is that if you think too much, it's just a one-time appointment with X, the dog is rare for you.

In the misty night, the two saw the smile of the prostitute from the other's eyes as a mature, carnivorous, bastard who had never been responsible.

As the ancients said, they hit it off when they were in collusion.