Hey, where is my knife?

After all, Ji Kai entered these ridiculous worlds only for Li Weidu.

So since they all guessed that he was probably at home, even if it was getting late, the first priority was of course to find him right away.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he left the room, he was greeted by Uncle Fu with a trembling face of embarrassment: "Young master, the master asked you to stop and reflect. Before he goes home, you should go upstairs and read a book? Don't make the master angry again."

Ji Kai looked around silently, the door on the first floor was blocked, and the windows were all welded with ornately carved tiger cages.

So obediently go back to the room - Yes!The windows on the second floor can be opened!

"Brother Kai, what are you doing?" Ye Yan was busy cutting the sheets when Ye Yan came back after helping his mother dry the clothes.Ji Kai hurriedly grabbed the little goblin and squeezed his mouth: "Hush!"

Ye Yan fell silent and watched as he cut the sheets into strips, then pieced them together and threw them on the window: "Brother Kai, don't! The master will be very angry, and maybe he will beat you!"

"Don't be afraid," Ji Kai raised his eyebrows, "He hit me, at worst, I'll fight back. I'm sixteen or seventeen, but can't beat a bean curd who is over forty?"

Ye Yan was taken aback, her expression was obviously "Why do you look like a different person"? "

This... During the filming of Living Metamorphosis, how did you stay the same?

Throwing the rope out, he jumped onto the window sill and waved his hands. Unexpectedly, Ye Yan caught up and tore off his two slender arms: "Brother Kai, where are you going? I, I will accompany you go together!"

Ji Kai was speechless. After thinking for a while, he opened the drawer behind him, took out the big wallet in it, and took out a stack of red ones: "Here, here you are, the hush money. Let's buy a bag!"

Unexpectedly, the little goblin opened his hand with a "snap", tearful and angry like the little white flower facing the unyielding president of the local tyrant president in any TV novel: "What do you mean by giving me money? We grew up together since we were young." , in your eyes, I am such a greedy person?"

"..." To be honest, Ji Kai didn't know much about Ye Yan.

Although she was the former love rival Xiaosan, but because Li Weidu was overprotective, the number of encounters can be counted on the fingers.

In addition, Qi Yang is usually very good at slandering little goblins, which caused him to have a one-sided understanding of Ye Yin, and he always felt that the little white lotus was both material and brainless.

no.

Thinking about it carefully, if Ye Yan really loved money, why didn't he buy Li Weidu for him, instead he had to go to Zhu Ling.

He is just brainless, not material!

"Woo!" Just as he was thinking, he was hit hard on his chest and almost vomited blood.It was the little goblin who rushed over and beat his chest with a small fist in aggrieved manner.

God... what the hell is this!

Under this kind of weird plot, Ji Kai's only self-security can only be - this Ye Yan is an NPC, just don't take it seriously!After thinking about it, he asked him tentatively, "What do you care about me so much today? Don't you... like Zhu Ling?"

Ye Yan raised her pale face in his arms: "Woo, who is Zhu Ling?"

fuck.

Ji Kai began to feel a little uncomfortable in silence.

There is no Zhu Ling in Li Weidu's world, he can understand.

But without Zhu Ling, there is Ye Yin, and Ye Yin's setting is still "towards his young master", so that's great!

I remember last birthday, he bought a new mechanical keyboard as a gift for Li Weidu.At the party, Qi Yang laughed and said, this thing was bought cleverly and well, not only can it be used, but one day when you get angry and quarrel, you can even bring it to Li Weidu to kneel...

It was a prophecy!

With great difficulty, Ji Kai pushed away the little goblin with misty eyes and sense of disobedience, stepping on the wall bricks and turning over to the outside of the courtyard wall.I didn't look down at a glance, unexpectedly, the free-falling body made a "bang", and landed directly on the hood of the car, staring directly at the driver.

This "driver"...he is the "Master Father" Li Changji who is about to board his extended limousine car to attend the banquet, and has not left yet!

One is not in a bright mood, and the other is not in a beautiful mood. This time, the gun is aimed at the explosive barrel.

Ji Kai is still a little bit rational, trying his last self-restraint, he planned to turn around and leave, but he was dragged back when he didn't want to—this Li Changji, when he was pulling people, he was actually pulling people's hair, and his movements were extremely rough !

"Where are you going, little bastard! Now that you're promising, you can climb walls, right? Last time you fell to No. 11 in the final grade, you gave me such a big humiliation. I'm afraid I didn't train you lightly. Don’t study hard at home and go out to the wild?!”

Come on, Ji Kai almost fell into the ground with the back of his head facing the ground, he wanted to say that it was your own son who you were talking about!Take it easy?

He is thick-skinned and not afraid of rough flesh, but his family has thin skin and tender flesh. Was he bullied by you like this before?

Damn it.

Immediately squinting his eyes, he saw a broken tree branch on the side of the road, and the evil grew out of it.

Li Changji was furious: "What are you doing? You want to go against the sky!"

Ji Kai grinned grimly, and the branch slammed on the front glass of the car: "It's just right, Uncle Li, don't go to any banquet, just stay here, let's talk."

Li Changji sneered, "Did you take the wrong medicine today, or did you fall into a mental illness again? Don't scare me with the tricks of unscrupulous teenagers on the market!"

Regardless of Li Changji's mention, Ji Kai almost forgot—in the last world, he really was the boss of the Hongxing Gang.

……

Li Changji regretted it very much.

At that time, I found a private martial artist to teach my son the martial arts of preventing kidnapping, but I didn't learn anything from it.As a result, he is now tied to the back corner of his yard by the unfilial son with a belt, and the crimes are counted one by one.

"Have you calmed down? When you calm down, tell me well. Why did I embarrass you?"

"The eleventh place in the grade is actually very good, right? What are you still dissatisfied with? As far as I know, you haven't graduated from high school, have you? Have you passed the eleventh place? Stop, stop, stop, don't talk about the times with me It's different, why ask your son to do something that you can't even do yourself?"

"Not to mention anything else, judging people only by grades, isn't the value too single? Also, why did you lose face? It's none of your business what he does in the exam. Is your son your accessory? Or The comparison tool you use to show off?"

"What the hell? Oh, dare you say, 'Your son is born smart and given the best educational conditions for your son, your son should' be number one' right? According to you, the emperor His son was educated with the best conditions. According to this, how could the Qing Dynasty die! But didn’t it die in the end?”

"Okay, okay, don't continue to compare others with me. Just your routine, you just coax a three-year-old child—think about it, isn't it a typical double standard? When you talk about me, take I went to compare myself with the best of them, 'I can't compare with Zhang San' and 'I can't compare with Li Si'. But when it comes to yourself, you only compare yourself with the poorest parents? How did you become' Our family’s conditions are good, unlike other people who can’t eat enough to go to high school and have to go out to work’?”

"Why don't you compare in reverse, my grades beat 99% of my classmates, and the woman you like the most can't live with you for a day."

It has been a long time since Ji Kai babbled so eloquently.

It was very refreshing to talk about it now, seeing Li Changji's shocked and aggrieved face, he sighed.

"Really, my words are quite poisonous, right? It's incredible, isn't it?"

"Don't forget, when you said about your son, it was much more poisonous than this. How did you have such a good mental quality at that time? You even thought it was a joke to say that he was crazy and sent him to a mental hospital. Isn't it Do you think he is still young, so he has no heart, and he will not hurt if he is hurt casually? He is also a human being, well, a person with equal personality and feelings like you!"

Li Changji's face was ugly, and he struggled to open his mouth, but was blocked by the law professor who almost became a lawyer: "No, you should stop talking."

"I can guess what you're going to say—'You are an old man, so it's not your son's turn to educate you'? I also know that you are his father, so let's reflect on it for a while, it's really pitiful to be your son, you should think about it."

Weidu... is very pitiful.

Ji Kai used to think that his words were quite sharp, but now he felt that his words were very pale, and he couldn't express his dissatisfaction with Li Changji at all.

When Weidu was young, when he had no independent financial ability or self-protection ability, this person was emotionally moody and high-handedly criticized him, making the little child walk on eggshells every day and be cautious.

Even when he grew up, he founded such a good company at a young age, but his father continued to look down on him.From character to personality, infinitely belittled, without any due encouragement and appreciation.

Growing up like this, how could it be possible to feel safe.

How could there be.

So, can he be blamed for being nervous?

Suddenly, I feel that sometimes I still think too little.

Li's father has been locked up in prison for these years, and sometimes he thinks of that man's high-spirited appearance driving a luxury car, compared to his gray and haggard appearance now, and sometimes he feels a little pity.During the holidays, I will always pay attention to it and send some daily necessities as condolences.

Give him a fart? !

He grew up loved by his parents and sisters, and he felt like kicking someone like Li's father for an hour, how could he measure the harm that Li Weidu had suffered over the years.

Ji Kai immediately decided that when he went to see Father Li in the future, he would not send him any more good-looking novels.Be sure to pack and give him a few copies of "Education of Love", "Compulsory Homework for Parents" and "How to Communicate with Children".

Although he is already very old, and it is highly unlikely that he will be able to raise children in the future, he should be forced to study hard and clearly understand the criteria for success as a parent—not being rich, not being self-righteous, feeling good about himself, and spending some money to play games. Just beat and scold and raise people up.

If the child cannot be made to think from the bottom of his heart, 'When he grows up, he will become a person like his father', such parents still need to read more books and reflect on themselves after all.

……

I bought a ticket, took the sleeper train going south, and stayed overnight until dawn.

When getting off the car, looking at the unfamiliar yet familiar street scene, Ji Kai began to frown and wonder, what kind of life is Weidu at the moment...?

At the age of sixteen or seventeen, he should be living under the fence.But fortunately, Uncle Zhou and Zhou Yian are very nice people, and Weidu should be able to get along well with them—he grew up so strong in such a bad family, without rebellion or weakness, and with Uncle Zhou and the others taking care of him, he must live well very good.

After getting off the train, the small town in the south of the Yangtze River was shrouded in smoke.Ten years ago, there were very few rentals here, but fortunately, a bus just departed from the train station and could reach the small commodity market street where he lived.

When the car arrived at the station, the rain became heavier. I couldn't see anything one meter away, and I couldn't take a step. I had to hide under the awning for the time being.

Ji Kai just stood there, dazed for a while.Suddenly, amidst the rushing rain, I heard a distant but very memorable voice.

"Ah, I'm so sorry, hahaha."

The man smiled heartily, and then the woman complained nonchalantly: "Look at us, but we didn't see anyone here, my husband, what did you do, you jumped around and splashed water all over him, Xiaoxiao, did you bring a tissue?" ?”

Finally, Xiaoxiao opened her mouth: "Even if you bring it with you, it will already be wet. Dad, Mom, you should stop outside and don't crowd other people! I'm sorry, brother, lean closer here, don't get drenched in the rain!"

"..."

This is a dreamland, a dream, so it stands to reason that the heart will not hurt, and it will not hurt anywhere.

But the whole chest was indeed sore.At that moment, Ji Kai should have laughed and wanted to cry very much. His body was wet, and some water occasionally leaked from the rain cover on the roof and fell into his eyes, making his vision blurred.

sister, parents.

Fortunately, he once showed Li Weidu family photos, so there are his family members in Li Weidu's world.I also feel that Weidu is really amazing, making them so similar, so that they can at least be here, in this dream world, and live happily as a family.

The rain continued to fall, and it was quiet for a while under the rain cover.

The old mother, who never kept her mouth open, quickly began to fit her personality: "Xiaoxiao, speaking of it, the boy from the bank that Aunt Wang introduced to you that day, what do you think? Are you going to meet him? "

"Mom~" Ji Xiao said with a bitter face, "Stop talking about this outside, right?"

"If you don't talk about this, what are you talking about? Aunt Wang has already said that the young man is reliable and honest. If you don't want it, he will be snatched away by other little girls in minutes!"

Ji Xiao smiled dryly: "Mom, you don't have experience yet? In the mouth of the introducer, 'reliable and honest' is simply a euphemism for being ugly and having no merit."

"You, you know your face!" Mom gave her a disgusted look, "You don't care if someone is ugly or not, the most important thing is being rich and caring for you."

"Hey~ mom, you said that, didn't you pick a handsome dad who has no money."

"So I've worked so hard for most of my life, and I regret it to death! Look at the heavy rain. We are in a van, and the three of us are hiding from the rain here. Look at your father, who is still smiling so happily by the side, so heartless. , alas~"

The family bickered, the car bell rang, and another tricycle appeared outside the canopy.

Ji Kai originally stood next to his parents and sisters and couldn't get in the way. He wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, and he felt very uncomfortable.

But when I saw this car and the people in it, I couldn't cry at all... Poof!

His family, Li Weidu, his family's President Li, that man whose clothes are too high-quality and feels that he can wear anything with a noble texture, it turns out... there are times when he can't hold up his aura.

In this summer's heavy rain, the man came to pick him up on a dilapidated tricycle with a canopy borrowed from Uncle Zhou, a carpenter across the street.

Frowning and holding on to the handle of the car, with a popsicle worth [-] cents in his mouth, he was wearing a loose sweatshirt and a pair of blue shorts worth about ten yuan. His long legs, which were never exposed, were exposed to the rain, and were Splashed with mud, a pair of brown leather sandals from street stalls... gorgeous and pinched.

...Puff ha ha, ha ha ha.

Ji Kai wants to beat the wall, you have today too!

……

……

"Come on, here it is."

Liquor chocolates, potato chips and toffee, at that time, working families in small towns like this were already the highest standard for entertaining guests.

Ji Kai was not surprised.Good people like his parents who like to help others can't leave a teenager who is alone outside on a rainy day.

So, he went into the house like this, and went to "other people"'s house to avoid the rain.

The celebrity posters and the messy graffiti on the wall are still as I remember them.Dad boiled a pot to make ginger tea. Every time the family was caught in the rain, he would make it, forcing everyone to hold their noses and drink it. After drinking it, they would basically not catch a cold.

The hot tea, the steam puffed on the face, and the eye sockets felt a little sore.

Li Weidu watched from the side very distressed, and it took great restraint to not step forward to hug him.

can not hug.

Because you have to follow along, you can't break the "rules".He couldn't let him realize who was the one who fell into the "dream" and couldn't get out.

……

Mr. Li's heart was filled with embarrassment, but Li Wei didn't say anything.

Ji Kai is still treating him as a "rescued" object, looking for him and cooperating with him.But in fact, he wished he could wake up the person in front of him—really, if you go through the logic carefully, who is saving whom?

He admitted that he was mentally unstable, emotionally vulnerable, and a bit of a neurotic.

But what is "Dreamland"?

Dreamland is a system that he has built code by code for a year and a half. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the system cannot be perfected. How can there be any reason to trap the creator?

The only thing Li Weidu did wrong was to leave a small back door in "Dreamland" with selfish motives.

It was a small private pure land, which should have been the world of Li Weidu's own fantasy - in that world, he had a perfect family, and Ji Kai's family was healthy and safe.There is no annoying Zhu Ling, no Ji Kai's scumbag brother-in-law, no betrayal and harm, and both of them have grown into social elites so that they can meet "normally" countless times.

He never expected that during the trial play, Ji Kai accidentally touched him into his private world!

In fact, if it were someone else, he would be unfamiliar with the small world he created and even less interested, and it wouldn't matter if he happened to touch it.But Ji Kai is not only familiar with it, but also amazed by it, causing him to be addicted to it every minute and unable to extricate himself.

After the player enters the addictive bug, the operating mechanism of "Dreamland" is a bit similar to the principle of "Inception". Ordinary players enter the first level of dreams, but Ji Kai falls into the second level. If the rescue is not effective, even It is possible to fall into triple or even deeper dreams.

Now Li Weidu is trying to drag people out layer by layer.

Of course, the small world has also begun to change on its own since Ji Kai became involved, and its current composition is already based on the common delusion of the two people—if you want to save people, you must infinitely cooperate with the dreamer's various whimsical ideas.

Mr. Li is really not a person who is very good at acting.

Fortunately, Ji Kai had a big heart and didn't care about his poor performance before, and he had a good time playing.

……

When he woke up this time, Li Wei was surprised to be at Ji Kai's house, and changed identities with Ji Kai.

Originally, he planned to go to Ji Kai right away.

but.

But, who made Ji Kai's father... so cute!

Lazy and carefree, from appearance to character, he is almost exactly the same as Ji Kai, and seems to have added a funny attribute. If I have to say it, he is a bit like a fusion of Qi Yang and Ji Kai.

Looking at my father, I always feel that I can see Ji Kai's appearance more than ten years later through him, and I can't help but want to see more. Anyway, Dreamland has much more time than reality, so I accidentally delayed it like this.

Soon, Li Weidu discovered that Ji Kai's family is super cute!

When he was a teenager, he had only heard of "the warmth of home", but had never seen it. Now he finally understands the beauty of being in it - Ji Kai's parents are not well educated, but the atmosphere at home is very warm and full of life breath.According to sister Ji Kai, "ordinary" families are like this.

Li Wei didn't even know if this was considered ordinary, but he only knew that all this was hard to find.

As the son of the Ji family, there is no pressure, and his parents have no unattainable demands or expectations for him.

The exam was very happy, and the family happily braised the pork; the exam was not good, so I hurriedly decided whether to learn carpentry from the old Zhou's opposite door.

Family members care and love each other, and parents will respect him as an adult.I often educate him, but I never hope that he will be successful in the future, but teach him to be upright and kind, not to lie, and to know the joy of sharing with others.

"Ordinary is already very happy, like our family, very happy, isn't it?"

"Of course, Weidu and Xiaoxiao, if you have the ability to freely have sex according to your wishes in the future, that would be even better!"

"Anyway, my parents and my family have always been there. Even if you have nothing to do in the future, it's a big deal to go home and cook for you. You have raised them for so many years and don't care about raising them for a few more years. Hahaha wife, don't you think so?"

Li Weidu gradually began to understand the source of Ji Kai's never-missing sense of security.

I also like this home more and more. I like to go shopping with Ji Kai's mother, watch her hair, and take the trouble to bargain at each stall.I like to play badminton with my dad, go for a walk by the river after dinner with my family, or go to the night market to find bargains.

Ji Kai's father knows everything, he taught him to fix toilets and doorknobs, his mother taught him to grow vegetables on campus, and his sister taught him to sew buttons.He also learned how to play mahjong from the opposite Uncle Zhou, and even learned how to cheat when fighting the landlord.

Occasionally itchy hands want to play computer, according to the conditions of Ji Kai's family, it is a little difficult.But the whole family worked together, my mother worked harder to bargain, my father helped run the night bus, and my sister took out the New Year's money that I had saved for more than ten years, and finally bought him a computer for the New Year.

Of course, he also has his own contribution, which is cooking saves Ji Kai's family.

That family...everything else is good, except that the food is extremely unpalatable, including the mother, including the sister, who are all culinary black holes.

Moreover, he has no creativity, and seems to be particularly fond of potatoes. Every day, potato shreds, potato chips, and potato sticks take turns to make people collapse.Not to mention that my mother will definitely break the gall when cooking fish, and the beans are never fried, so every time I cook it is a disaster.

Li Weidu was deeply fortunate that growing up in such a family, Ji Kai was able to get out of the mud without being stained, and the food was not bad?

I also deeply understand why Ji Kai can always gobble up the food he cooks every day, as if it was a jade dish.

When he showed his housekeeping skills, the Ji family went crazy.Xing Xingyan praised all kinds of commercial bragging, and before every meal, he wished to pay homage to the dishes he made.

Happy families are always alike, and always a little silly.

Mom and Dad quarrel too, but...it's usually over dog food.It's a bit like the little quarrel between him and Ji Kai, even the nature of trivial matters is the same.

For example, that day, Ji's father didn't peel the garlic well.Mother Ji got angry and locked Father Ji out of the door.Ji's father also had a whim, humming a song and went downstairs to the hardware store to buy a lock, and locked the door directly from the outside. I couldn't get in, and you couldn't get out, which directly caused Ji's mother's anger to escalate.

That night-

"Wife, isn't it just a lock on the door? This time I'm wrong, go back to sleep."

"What do you mean by 'you were wrong?' I didn't realize my mistake at all, I haven't posted it for a few days!"

"Wife~"

"Humph!"

"Honey, go to sleep!"

"Don't go!"

Ji's father looked at the sky, and suddenly walked over directly, and simply picked up Ji's mother, regardless of her struggle, and entered the house.

Li Weidu got up the next morning, passing by the door of the master bedroom, Ji's father said, "Hush!"

Li Weidu thought he was asking him not to make noise, but saw Ji's father beckoning him to go over again.

He frowned and approached, with a puzzled look on his face, only to see Papa Ji's smug face: "Come and see, Weidu, look, your mother looks so asleep~ cute~ love~!"

Li Weidu has black lines all over his head.

But I silently remembered that one day I heard Zhu Yan complaining to Xia Tian, ​​the original words were, "That day my dad peeked at the kitchen through the crack of the door, I asked him what he was doing, you know what he said? He let me go, Seeing how handsome Uncle Li is washing the dishes, I almost want to die from choking on that bowl of dog food."

It turned out to be a family inheritance.Because Ji's father is so good, so Ji Kai is also so good.

With such a home and such a family, no wonder it is so good.

Li Weidu suddenly discovered that, in fact, he himself sometimes indulged in dreamland and couldn't extricate himself.The days dragged on like this day after day, until Ji Kai came to him first.

At first, Li Weidu brought Ji Kai to try the Dreamland world, just to make him happy.I didn't want to arouse the pain in his heart, let alone make him sad

Seeing his forbearance now makes my heart ache.

……

……

White light flashed, as if waking up from a dream again.

The small room in front of him disappeared, and turned into a bright and bright high-rise building, the smooth corridor reflected the delicately decorated mahogany ceiling.From the reflection in the glass window, Li Weidu saw himself at the age of 26 and seven.

There is a sign around his neck.

He pulled it up and read it, and wrote "X company director of technology department, Li Weidu".

Uh……

He still remembers the scene of the exchange of identities before. A few days later, Li's father sent Fu Bo to drive to pick up the young master. Before leaving, Ji Kai joked, "I will inherit the family business in the future, and you will be my company's technical manager." How is the department head?"

As a result, Li Weidu is not very sure whether the current plot is a continuation of that time, or whether it has opened a new independent world.

Pushing open the mahogany door of the "President's Office" in front of him, he saw a man in a suit, frowning, sitting on the window smoking a cigarette.

He looks very handsome.

It's not the kind of cowardly and profligate migrant worker who usually hides on the balcony at home to smoke, turns his head to look at his face from time to time, and only dares to take a few deep breaths when he gets permission.

It's the full-fledged domineering president Fan Er, the real "President Ji" himself.

Ji Kai has always been like this, with an unusually unique temperament. He can play the role of a migrant worker hooligan, a university professor, and he can also pretend to be a sullen boss who is vigorous and resolute.

Seeing someone coming in, he turned his head, and with a sharp stubbornness, he gave Li Weidu a cold look: "Go out."

"!" Li Weidu felt for a moment that he might, yes, have a tendency to tremble a little.

That sexy and indifferent "go out" seemed to turn on a strange switch in the deepest part of the body. Immediately, there was only one thought, thinking about the past, wanting to push people down and cry on the table.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Ji Kai seemed a little unusually irritable, and he didn't know what made him feel so bad. He even picked up the water glass from the table, with a look of "I won't mess with you again".

It's rare to see him so fierce...

Of course Li Weidu can withdraw obediently.

And according to his usual puffer fish personality, shouldn't he just hide out and sulk when he is treated like this?

But at this moment, uncharacteristically, he took two steps forward.

In the dreamland world, everything has infinite possibilities.Ji Kai with N other possibilities, and himself with N other possibilities.

He has acted in several crappy dramas in the world, but now he is thinking - should he seek some benefits for himself while making money?