Hey, where is my knife?

New world, new atmosphere.

Under the watchful eyes of the younger brother group and the eyes of the surrounding students, the campus boss Kai slowly ate a hearty and nutritious breakfast in the library where "pet food is not allowed".

After the meal, they were offered a cheap cigarette.

Slightly ashamed, he put it in his pocket.

The fair boy with single eyelids on the opposite side didn't raise his head the whole time.After finishing the porridge slowly, he continued to turn over the physics textbook with his slender and white fingers, and the shadow of the tree came down, and the whole person was distracted.

Ji Kai: So, what should I do now?

After clearing away the bowls and chopsticks, the younger brothers also sat down next to each other.Qi Yang took out his PSP, Zuo Yan took a comic book and was reading it, Ying Jian slumped on his chair and blew bubble gum, each in a state of boredom.

"..." So, what on earth should a Tonggong Bay man do in the library?

Ji Kai has no experience as a "school bully" at all.

It's not just a matter of never eating pork, but also never seeing a pig run away!

Everything is a historical reason - who told him to get good grades.In junior high school, he was admitted to the most famous local experimental middle school with militarized management and cramming teaching.The school courtyard wall is more than four meters high, and the facility with barbed wire and glass slag is comparable to a central prison.

The alma mater is very arrogant.First of all, if the points are not enough, even if you spend money, you won't be able to get in, which eliminates the possibility of most bad boys invading from the source.In addition, there are three days, one exam, five days and one ranking, and the weekly meeting of the whole school to report praise and criticism.

If you talk about the evil forces on campus—not to mention, who can go through the flag-raising ceremony with a pair of scissors to wipe the students' yellow hair and flared trousers with the dean and the sturdy principal?

Due to his extreme lack of life experience, even if Ji Kai wants to play the big brother now, he doesn't have enough confidence.

He could only look down at the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right in his own arms, desperately recalling the old plots of "Young and Dangerous" in his mind-vengeance and betrayal, underworld fame, slashing and killing with a watermelon knife?

He is quite good at watermelon knife... But, what kind of professionalism should a young and Dangerous boy with sticker tattoos have?

The oncoming scotch tape hit the forehead lightly, and under Li Weidu's beautiful single eyelids, he cast dark eyes: "What are you doing?"

Ji Kai: I... in a daze?

"Look down and read! There is still an hour and a half left, don't delay!"

Ji Kai: "Oh..."

It turns out that as a delinquent boy, he still needs to read books.So this time, Weidu wants to play the plot of "the advanced leads the backward", as a top student to lead the lost boss back to the right path?

Ji Kai decided to cooperate with his performance.

Facts have proved that a three-year academic master is a lifetime academic master.Ten years later, the knowledge I had memorized is still deeply engraved in my bones and blood.Mitochondria, deoxyribonucleic acid, Newton's second law, the chemical formula of acetic acid... It feels like meeting old friends for many years.

Accidentally, I actually looked into it seriously!

Qi Yang: "Brother Kai, Brother Kai, the time is up, it's time to go!"

Ji Kai didn't think much about it, and stood up. When his flip flops were rubbing on the smooth floor of the library, he suddenly realized that they were the only bad boys wearing vests that didn't fit.

Including Li Weidu who was walking in front, all the students reading in the library were all tailored and designed handsome British-style shirt uniforms.

"..."

Every day I was nagging about my clothes, and the spiritual world added this kind of messy character design to me!How resentful are you, it won’t work if you don’t dress like this in the future! ?

……

It never occurred to Ji Kai that he followed a few "little brothers" and walked through the small woods on the mountain behind the school.

A group of young social youths in hole-in-the-wall shirts, yellow-haired earrings, and thick wooden sticks and bench legs are gearing up and waiting, at least 20 people.

Looking back, there are five people on his side, including Li Weidu.

Uh……

Opposite: "Heh, we agreed to have a fight at 10:30, you guys are 4 minutes late, are you afraid?"

"..."

Therefore, the so-called "one and a half hours left" actually refers to "one and a half hours to make an appointment"!What else is this kind of group fight with a huge disparity in the number of people?

Before the group fight, a group of people were loose, or playing games, or reading physics textbooks for an hour and a half...

As expected of big brother men!Don't be shy!

If others set it up, they can't be coaxed.The big deal is that the front teeth don't need 1V5!Anyway, he's not Qi Yang, and he doesn't need to rely on his front teeth to eat...

Even so, she was still a little worried and pulled her dear back.

"Be careful of getting your clothes dirty, don't worry, I'll protect you, aren't you afraid?"

……

In the small woods, the wild wind is blowing.

On the opposite side, Brother Hu, who has been repeated for three years, has yellow hair, smokes, drinks, and tattoos, is a high school bully and calls himself "Eastern Pheasant". He never imagined that the legend who has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years will make a mistake on this day and become eternal hatred.

"One High School Eighteen Arhats" faced only five people, and there was an obvious top student in uniform, so there seemed to be no suspense.

So Brother Hu proudly "give alms" the time of the enemy's last words before sending him to death.

Little did he know that what he was facing was an experienced and invincible law professor.

……

In that long and thought-provoking 5 minutes, a large number of real cases of teenagers fighting and fighting leading to death, crime, and imprisonment ruined their lives, such as Lei Guaner.All kinds of impassioned statements in court and various blood letters of grief from relatives, Ji Kai once gave a public class on this topic, and won the first prize in the province, which caused the judges to break down emotionally and burst into tears on the spot.

Ten minutes later, the campus tabloid reporter Zhou Yile, who was hiding outside the grove and poking his head, went back to post a headline like this:

shock!Brother Hu from the No. [-] Middle School brought Eighteen Arhats, and was beaten by Brother Kai and his three younger brothers until they ran home from the woods, crying and howling!

Brother Kai and his party were unharmed!

The next day: The unscrupulous gang at the No. [-] Middle School disbanded, Brother Hu took a break from school to take the adult self-examination, and the younger brothers all went to Kai to visit the pier!

……

……

"How many times have I said, 'Odds change and evens remain the same, symbols look at the quadrant'!"

The basement of the school's art activity center was supposed to be a stronghold occupied by bad boys for a long time, but now it looks like an illegal remedial den.

A few boys are cleaning empty bottles and cigarette butts, and another group is burying their heads in studying carefully.

Ji Kai was speechless, always felt that his life in "Dreamland" was getting worse and worse-what are you a group of NPCs doing, don't steal the show for the group performers, okay, follow me all day long to join in the fun ?

I'm here to make friends with my family Weidu!However……

"Why on earth, Yanyan? Why did Weidu suddenly get angry and ignore me after the group fight that day?!"

As the breeder of a "Puffer Puffer", Ji Kai has rich experience in dealing with it.My baby is easy to get angry, but the anger disappears quickly. Usually, the problem can be solved by kneading, kissing and coaxing, and I never leave it overnight.

In the end, switching to the "Mafia Gangster and His Little Wife" version, has been inexplicably angry for two days?

Two days later, Ji Kai obviously spoke soft words and gave away small biscuits, but it was nothing.

Zuo Yan: "Maybe it's because Brother Kai, you boasted in front of your sister-in-law before, saying, 'You must beat those idiots in No. [-] Middle School into double-dried persimmons'. In the end, you taught the director on the front line."

Ji Kai: "He doesn't like me convincing people with reason?" But isn't he a top student? Don't top students hate violence?

Zuo Yan: "Because, that doesn't look like you."

not like me?Ji Kai thought hard for a moment, and he was enlightened.

Blame him OOC!Although I am not OOC in terms of personality, but since I set you up as a campus boss this time, I definitely want to try the feeling of falling in love with a bad boss!If you continue to follow the path of sunshine and warm big bears like before, it will not work!

Alright alright……

It's not the real world anyway, Ji Kai learned from the pain and let go of himself for my dear!

……

From that day on, Brother Kai started to run amok in school.

He raised his head and squinted at people, and led his younger brother to run amok with a cigarette in his mouth. Wherever he passed, no grass grew. "Slap" casually slapped the homework book that the passing class representative was holding, the boy kicked it if he didn't like it, whistled at the pretty girl at will, and did what a bully should do.

In just a few days, the oncoming students began to see him sticking to the wall and detour. If they couldn't get around, they could feel the despair emanating from the desire to survive from a long distance.

On a sunny afternoon, when everyone was drowsy and going to class, Ji Kai, a gangster with a lollipop in his mouth, kicked open the classroom door of Li Weidu's class.

"Going to woolen class? Boring is not boring! The weather is so good, I have to go, brother will take you for a ride!"

Teacher: "Ji, Ji Kai! It's fine if you don't study well, please don't bring down the No.1 top student in our class!"

Ji Kai turned around, gave a big smile, and chewed the lollipop to pieces: "Broken? Your good baby, he's already worse than me, okay?" As he said, he grabbed President Li's waist directly, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I bit down on my thin lips.

In high school, male vs. male, still No.1 and delinquent boy, a blatant plot in broad daylight—the class full of repressed top students fell into a death-like silence, and then exploded like a heat wave.

"Is it sweet?" After kissing, he licked his lips, "It tastes like strawberry milk."

Li Weidu frowned: "What's the matter with your ears and eyebrows?"

"Oh, the stud earrings were made yesterday, do you like it?" A small gap was shaved at the back of the brows - the fashion after many years, in high school, it can be said to be handsome and avant-garde.

"It's so ugly!" Li Weidu rolled his eyes in disdain, his face was still indifferent, but there was an invisible smile on the corner of his mouth.

Ji Kai thought in his heart: It's over, it's over, he actually really likes this tune!

……

what to do?If he likes it, he can only continue to hold the character set.Regardless of the persuasive persuasion of the teacher NPC, he dragged the good students out of the class.

Turning over the school courtyard wall, there is a handsome heavy motorcycle parked outside - the ghost knows how Qi Yang got it.Ji Kai threw his safety helmet into the person's arms: "Let's go!"

The rumbling of the machine, the wide asphalt road, the rapidly reversing scenery, the strong sea breeze blowing on the face while holding back your breath, and the flashing traffic police behind you with a loudspeaker yelling "stop in front, please." The young man who was ordered to race in arrogance turned a deaf ear to it.

The arms hugging the waist became tighter and tighter, and the head rested on the vest.Ji Kai heard the man behind him laugh out loud, and just enjoyed the deviant passion together, as if flying recklessly.

The accelerated heartbeat thumped against his nerves through his clothes.

... Everything in front of them is a rebellious youth that the two of them had never experienced or even thought about back then.

Of course, if time can be repeated again, maybe Li Weidu will still choose to be a boring good student again.But this is a dream. In the unfettered dream world, you can finally put aside all seriousness and release all the little unknown rebellions.

Ji Kai also wanted to accompany him.Make up for all the regrets of youth that have not eaten, played, indulged, and not surrounded by a large group of brothers and lovers.

……

Being a bully once, Ji Kai himself has accumulated a rare life experience.For example, it was the first time he went to collect protection fees viciously—looking at the dark green windows in the school corridor, he actually felt that his face was really suitable for collecting protection fees.

After taking the money, I bought beer and cigarettes, and went to barbecue stalls, Internet cafes, video halls with my lover and brothers... Speaking of video halls——Xiao Yan and the others probably don’t even know what a video hall is. son.

When I am in a good mood, I will occasionally put on a picture of the boss, instead of picking up Li Weidu in person, I will directly ask my younger brother to send a message, "The boss wants to see you".

Every time, Li Weidu would rush to him with a displeased face, asking "Ji Kai, what do you mean if you recruit me, and if you wave me away", but he would come obediently every time.

So Ji Kai became more and more daring, and when he was "discussing things" with other gang bosses, he could even wave his hands impatiently: "We are here to talk about business, and you top students don't interrupt by the side. Stay aside!"

It's simply domineering, very sour like the emperor casually scolding the concubines in the harem.

The first time he read lines like this, Li Weidu acted particularly sad and aggrieved. Ji Kai was a little bit sorry at first, thinking that he had done a little too much——as a result, that night, Mr. Li obediently told him in the rented house. After making a sumptuous dinner and turning on the lights, the physical comfort is also very good.

It made Ji Kai feel that he...was secretly enjoying something secretly.

After that, I tried it again and again several times, and found that it was indeed the case!Taking Li Weidu to celebrate his birthday, custom-made cakes for him, and giving him expensive gifts, he was happy and moved, but he was lazy when he returned home.Only after being manly (straight male cancer) in front of him every time, and calling him around, can I have delicious food and have sex like a storm when I go home.

Ji Kai has recently started to seriously think about whether his family really has such a little M-shaking attribute subconsciously.

Of course, occasionally the "sister-in-law" would blow up and rebel if he was too disrespectful in front of those brothers: "You are capable, right Ji Kai? Now that the entire Eastern District and Central District are yours, you dare to throw me the chain." Did I show off? I followed you when I was 13 years old, beat you up, took the blame for you, and brought you meals to the juvenile prison! Do you think you are that great?"

Ji Kai couldn't bear to listen to the lines, and Ji Kai was in pain and joy.

All kinds of other bloody plots are also a lot-for example, when you are angry and awkward, you drive a speeding motorcycle like an idol drama; Looking at the face of the invigilator and groping; the top student Zheng Gong and the little sister slapped each other to tear up X and robbed the boss; other bad gangs kidnapped the top student Zheng Gong, waiting for him to rescue him with two watermelon knives, etc. A series of common stalks Repeatedly...

I forgot to say that "rescue sister-in-law" is really not a really necessary thing.

After all, Weidu is a young master from a rich family, and he was trained in martial arts skills to prevent kidnapping since he was a child.He looks clean and white, but he is super capable in actual combat. One can beat him down in actual combat, and he brings Zuo Yan, Qi Yang, and Yingjian to four.

Ji Kai still vividly remembers that on a rainy day, he took a group of younger brothers and rushed over panting. Li Weidu stood alone among a group of wailing delinquent teenagers. Very good looking.

Of course, it doesn't mean that if you have a "sister-in-law" who can fight, you can really run amok and kill anyone.After all, the bricks and the legs of the bench have no eyes, Ji Kai occasionally stumbled in a group fight, and was smashed to the point of dying.

"...Hey, I'll go. Don't cry, baby, don't cry, I'm really fine."

After all, it is a dreamland world, the rain is not cold all over the ground, and the wound actually does not hurt.But Li Weidu hugged him, and the helplessness in his red eyes made his chest tighten for a while, and he stretched out his hand to touch his fair cheek.

"I said you, don't sleep, okay, wake up soon? If this continues, I'm really going to be a little worried. "

Li Weidu frowned with tears in his eyes—what woke up?Who is he waking up?Have you smashed your head and don't know what you're talking about?

When he woke up from the hospital, he had a distorted and ugly scar on his head, which was exactly the same as the scar he had left in the kidnapping case.

There was also a scar on his arm, and Ji Kai was finally able to do something that Li Weidu strongly opposed him in the three-dimensional dimension—he ran to get a tattoo to cover up the scar.

Li Weidu: "Why did you stab a fish full of thorns? What is this?"

Ji Kai: "This is a puffer fish."

Li Weidu: "...You want to mock me with every tattoo?"

Ji Kai smiled: "Do you still remember that you are a puffer fish?"

Li Weidu was taken aback, frowned, thinking about it, it's so strange.What happened just now, he doesn't have a nickname similar to puffer fish, why do you think people are mocking him?

After the injury plot, Ji Kai originally thought that the world should end, but the story line is still going on.Li Weidu seemed to feel sorry for him and was afraid of him. Since then, he no longer encouraged him to mix in society, but began to persuade him to "return to the right way".

"Think about it, if you don't finish high school, how will you go to college and find a job in the future? If you don't find a good job, how can my parents like you?"

Ji Kai was so excited that he caught him and "tweeted" hard: "Don't worry, I'll change my ways from today on, study hard, and come to marry you after graduation!"

As a result, the unscrupulous No. [-] Brother in the Middle East and the Haibian King's Sister-in-law, who were well-known throughout the city, withdrew from the arena and became an ordinary couple of ordinary high school students who were a little bit mischievous and their little brothers.

The daily life of an ordinary high school student - blowing up a firecracker in the toilet.

Taking advantage of the principal's flag-raising ceremony to speak, sneaked into his office and ate the stuffing from the bottom of his buns and hid beside him to watch him come back crazy; and sneaked into the teacher's office before the exam, set the blue screen on the desktop and hidden the icons, and secretly photographed all the teachers Sighing and crying at all the machines with blue screens.

Not to mention sneaking out of the class on the pretext of going to the toilet during class, and meeting to pull the power of the entire teaching building.And when I was teaching magnetism in the physics class, I put a large interference magnet in the drawer of the podium, so that the teacher holding the N pole and the S pole "???" looked confused and doubted life.

It fully interprets what it means to be a society regardless of whether you are mixed or not, "to live is a disaster".

……

After resuming his status as an ordinary high school student, Ji Kai can finally turn on the pampering mode unscrupulously again.At that time, QQ had only recently become popular, and Ji Kai gave Li Weidu a full set of yellow diamonds, red diamonds, green diamonds, and blue diamonds, allowing him to become a diamond king and enjoy the ultimate privileges.Shows, avatar pendants, and various gifts are sent every day.

I also accompanied him in posting all kinds of sad articles in Martian texts in the space, adding animations of falling maple leaves and sad music to the space-"The Fallen Heaven" and "We are sugar, so sweet and sad", and then filmed that kind of strong Stupid photos with blank facial features and face, photo sticker style.

Occasionally quarreling, you can also be confident: "After I don't charge protection fees, my monthly pocket money is only 300 yuan, which is used to recharge you with Q coins. Do you still doubt that I don't love you?"

In such a relaxed and happy daily life of a high school couple, Mr. Li's ingenuity comes online again.

One day, Li's father came to the parent meeting wearing his suit and driving his BMW and yelled, "You two can't be together!"

Ji Kai: "..."

"A poor student like you who always stays in the last exam room is not good enough for my son!"

Ji Kai really thinks that Father Li is a person... If you don't care about those slanderous history, he is actually a person of relatively high quality.

I have never said "Our Li family has a big business, and your ordinary family in a small town has no money and is not worthy of my son". In the three-dimensional dimension, people only care about "Professor Ji is a doctor, so awesome", in the dimension of brain hole , and only care about the academic performance of his son!

Ji Kai: "Uncle, will you allow me to fall in love with Wei Du if I can be promoted to the first examination room?"

Li Changji snorted coldly: "Just you? If you can get to the first examination room, I'll give you the key to my house, and you come to sleep with him every day!"

Ji Kai took advantage of the fire and said, "Then uncle, if I can be admitted to X University in the future, can you agree that we get married after graduation?"

"If a bastard like you can get into X University, you can get married in your sophomore year! I, Li Changji, not only give away my son for free, but also pay for the wedding room and car!"

Ji Kai: "Okay Uncle, no problem Uncle!"

Three days later, the monthly exam.Five days later, the results will be out.

The first grade has been replaced.Ji Kai, the head of the famous delinquent boy, climbed from the bottom of the school's ranking to the top of the gold list by more than 1000.

All: "..." Am I blind?

Li Weidu: "Say! Who did you ask to cheat for you? I am number one every year. Which school's little bitch did you ask to help you take the exam? Tell me!"

Ji Kai gently rubbed his good friends Newton, Tan Kah Kee and Montesquieu whom he hadn't seen for many years in the book, hiding his merits and fame deeply.

The former delinquent boy put down his butcher knife and became a Buddha immediately. No one believed it if he passed the exam once.But many things in the world are born once and familiarized twice, and then Ji Kai stayed in the first place in the grade for a long time, leading his series of younger brothers to become seed players in a school.

Is it the manifestation of a Bodhisattva?The teacher and the principal can't wait to go to the temple to burn incense.

Being squeezed out of No.1 by my dear, Li Weidu was a little bit disappointed, a little proud, and a little bit unconvinced.

Ji Kai said cheaply: "Otherwise, I'll help you with tutoring and send you back to the top?" He was slapped decisively.

As an honor student, Ji Kai also had the opportunity to speak to the whole school during the flag-raising ceremony.The principal and teachers didn't realize until this time, oh my god, this child is still stubborn!He had clearly memorized the manuscript, but now he took the microphone and took off the script to express his love, causing the whole playground to boil, quickly pull it down, quickly pull it down!

When the results of the college entrance examination came out, Ji Kai stepped into the room again: "Dad!"

Li Changji: I think I have been in business for many years without fail, and finally fell into the hands of a small bastard!

……

Holding Li Weidu's hand, Ji Kai woke up sweetly, and found that the scene in front of him had returned to the tall library and the window sill with swaying green tree shadows when he changed the world last time.

Ji Kai: What's the situation?

Fuck, I can't go back to the third dimension?And, what the hell is still on campus?I can’t wait to have some freestyle on the spot—I, I~ I will accompany you to be a school bully, accompany you to be a school bully, if you are not satisfied, what do you want to do? !

Alright, let's go and see if you have any hidden little wishes that I hope you can fulfill.

He rushed to the class that Li Weidu was in before at high speed, however, there was a boy he didn't know sitting on Li Weidu's seat.

"Who did you say you were looking for? Li Weidu? Wait, is there such a person in our class?"

The person next to him shook his head: "No."

Ji Kai: WTF? !

The whole campus turned around a lot, and it seemed to be true, not only was there no one in the class, but there was no such person as "Li Weidu" in this school.Not only is there no Li Weidu, Zuo Yanyingjian and others are gone, he is no longer the leader of the campus - the school is still the same school, but it is not the same world as before.

The problem is, this is Li Weidu's high school!Back in the school days, I was already here, but where could he be if he wasn't here?

When the school bell rang, Ji Kai had the illusion of being abandoned, and walked out of the school gate with a puzzled expression, only to see a familiar luxury shiny black car parked at the gate.Faber!Finally seeing an acquaintance, I can't wait to have tears in my eyes.

"Master, are you back from school? Please get in the car."

Although it is not the same world, Ji Kai is still a little immersed in the last campus drama.After becoming a good student, he got the key to Li Weidu's house, and walked in and out of the house all day long.Uncle Fu often came to pick him up, and occasionally called him "Master". He was used to taking other people's cars, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with that.

Until, after entering the mansion halfway up the mountain, I bumped into Li Weidu's father in the hall.

Ji Kai has always been very polite: "Hi Uncle Li, Uncle Li is so handsome today!"

Li Changji: "Wait a minute, what did you call me?"

Ji Kai: "Uh, Uncle Li?"

Li Changji blew his beard and stared at him on the spot: "What Uncle Li, did you go to school and learn to be stupid, or did you suffer from a mental illness again! Look clearly, I am your own father, Ji Jianguo!"

Ji Kai: "???"

No, no, my father Ji Jianguo doesn't have such a handsome half-race face like Uncle Li's!There are no mansions, no housekeepers and servants!

"Uncle Fu, give him his schoolbag! You, get the hell out of here now, don't come down until tomorrow!"

Ji Kai: "..."

Strange room, strange photo frame, inside is his photo on the golf course!There are also karate trophies on the shelf.But he doesn't know how to play golf at all, nor does he know how to do karate!

"Well, brother Kai, the master is angry, are you okay?"

With a hair-raising sound, the door of the room was pushed open a small crack.Ji Kai could recognize that voice without turning his head - damn it, Ye Yin.

Ye Yin.

Ye Yin!

Hmm...sorry I'm stuck.

"Xiao Yan~" Another woman's lazy voice came from outside, "Go and do Mom a favor, turn off the washing machine below, and then take the clothes to the yard to dry."

"..."

Wait a minute... He's at Weidu's house now, but Weidu's father insists that it's his father. There's also a cleaning aunt and a little elf son at home.

This fucking is living a life in the future!

He assumed Weidu's identity, so what about Weidu?It is impossible for Weidu to disappear out of thin air, after all, it is actually his world!

Well, if I'm at his house, will he be at my house? !