Hey, where is my knife?

Ji Kai's pursuit plan is actually far more than four coins.

As an "interesting man", the planning schedule is one set.Museums, playgrounds, mountain climbing, video games, cake making, pottery, as well as plays, musicals, and symphonies in major theaters, it is guaranteed that Mr. Li can play the same for three months.

However, when he called, Mr. Li said stiffly, "I'm not free."

"..." Just do it!

"It's really not free, the company is busy recently!"

OK, you are busy.I am gentle, sensible and patient, bring a snack to see if your class is successful!

Mr. Li, who got the love supper, was bathed in the envious eyes of all the staff, with a little "awkward" and a little "burden" written on his face, and he still whispered "thank you".

In fact, Ji Kai has never chased anyone in his life before.

Therefore, it is also quite novel, comforting oneself is regarded as exercising survival ability and willpower.

Aunt Bai's exclusive secret recipe of sweet and sour fish has been improved and has long been a delicacy that has been stamped.Li Weidu poked the chopsticks with reluctance, he was stunned, and subconsciously licked the chopsticks with his colorless lips.

good to eat……

Ji Kai was proud: "I made it myself, how about it?"

"Yeah." Li is always a person who is not good at lying.Seeking truth from facts, delicious is delicious.

"That's good, I will make it for you often in the future."

Touched by Nuannuan's hand, Mr. Li frowned, but his heart tightened all of a sudden.He ate the fish in small bites, looked up at the handsome guy from time to time, and lowered his head in a daze.A doll with four coins plus a fish, and people are so patient, why does it feel like the chips are getting heavier and heavier?

The starry sky grassland and the snow under the Alps in the fantasy seem to be getting farther and farther away.And the fireworks of "ordinary life" are getting heavier and heavier.

When I went to the company the next day, I found that Ji Kai was already waiting for him in the office, and even brought him a love breakfast.

"Why are you so free that you don't even need to go to work?"

"You forgot? I'm on winter vacation. Here, I brought you hot milk and egg pancakes, and I'll bring you meals every day. Don't starve and damage your body. I'll take care of you when you get old."

Li Weidu's whole back was hot, and before he could react, he was suddenly approached by the whole person.

He couldn't resist at all, thinking that he was about to be turned on the forced kissing mode in the office suddenly, but the man just squeezed his body, put his arm around his slender waist under the suit, and stretched out his hand——from the table behind him unhurriedly. Picked up the insulated lunch box.

"Mr. Li, are you hot? Do you want to take off your coat?"

What kind of evil existence is it!Li Weidu has recently refreshed his understanding of the creature "university professor".

He lifts weight lightly, seduces people invisible, and knows to keep the doll when dating, and people will always think of him when they go home.I remember when I was in college, those old pedants on the podium were all stern and serious, how could there be such a mature, seductive and cuddly type? !

"What the hell do you want to do?"

When Mr. Li pressed him for questioning, Ji Kai made an innocent face.

"I really don't understand...Your conditions are not bad, there should be many people like me around you! And when we met for the first time, you were obviously not interested in me! In that coffee shop, you sat opposite, Enduring the look of watching my mother make jokes, she didn't even look at me the whole time!"

As a well-organized programmer, reason is making the final struggle-so attentive, it is probably just for fun.Then he was stuffed with a mouthful of egg pancakes, and his mouth was full of sweetness.

"Well——in that case, I'll tell you the truth." Ji Kai sighed in his ear.

"Actually, the two of us are really grown up. My family is worried, and they really can't afford it anymore. For me, Mr. Li, you really have the best conditions, the most suitable, and the most economical right now. Applicable marriage partner, so of course I will chase you."

The air was suddenly quiet.

"My plan is to get married within three months, but don't put too much pressure on me. It's best to marry you. If not, I will definitely get married within three months anyway. You are the first choice. If not, do you have another plan?"

Mr. Li couldn't swallow the omelet pancake.

Standing there stupidly, it looks like a small animal that has been kicked by its master.

Ji Kai observed the change in his expression, secretly a little surprised.Shouldn't you be angry at this time?You are angry!If I show that expression again, I will feel guilty!

Is this person really... the stinky, hard, indifferent style is always just an appearance?Once you are a little bit attracted to someone, the whole person immediately melts into cuteness and softness?

It's really the innocent little pitiful soul under the boss's skin, which can't be buried in another world.

"..."

"..."

All right, lose, lose!Don't look at me with that look, Ji Kai admitted: "Don't be angry if you're kidding! Mr. Li, you are really... I come to you every day because I like you of course! Why else?"

Mr. Li finally had the capital to be angry after being stamped with the word "Like", but was held down by Ji Kai, turned his head towards the door with a polite expression: "Auntie, good morning."

Wang Luorui passing by: "Uh, what about your flirting early in the morning? Keep going, I'm passing by to get something, I don't exist hahahaha."

Ji Kai: "Wait a minute, auntie, I want to ask Weidu to go to the gym in the evening, do you agree?"

Wang Luorui: "Of course I agree, you can make an appointment as you like!"

Ji Kai: "But Auntie, he's lazy and probably won't want to go. Please help me persuade him."

……

Li Weidu felt that he seemed to be a dehydrated salted fish already on the cutting board.

Ji Kai is really too insidious, not only has he been able to manipulate his emotions cunningly, but also used the trick of directly jumping over him and pressing his mother down.Now by the constant temperature swimming pool, honey-colored muscles and sexy swim trunks with long legs are even more frankly exposed. Don't be too purposeful in the temptation of a beautiful body!

He desperately turned his head away, but his eyes couldn't help but want to glance over there.I could only try my best to sit in the corner wrapped in a big towel, but the man came over, without clothes on, the smell of hormones in the wet water made the whole air sticky and greasy!

"Let you swim and exercise! It's not a sunny beach, what do you mean by sitting next to you with a blanket?"

The big towel he was wearing was pulled off with a grin, and the corner of Li's mouth twitched: "I can't swim!"

Landlubbers in reality, landlubbers in dreamland...Professor Ji raised his eyebrows, didn't he know how to treat himself better?If I want to create a dream town, wouldn’t it be enough to set myself up with all the skills, plus the setting of the world’s richest man and football superstar?

However, that's fine too.

With a soft snort, he picked him up by the waist and walked towards the swimming pool.

"What are you doing! What do you want to do? Woo--"

"Bang", splashes spread out on the surface of the water. The 1.6-meter pool can't drown anyone, but Li Weidu still struggled around in embarrassment and was so cold that he almost scolded his mother.Just when he stood firmly, there was another splash of water in front of his eyes, and then a warm and elastic body leaned over, and his waist was tightly hugged.

so warm!

At that moment, I didn't care about my face, my whole hands and feet rubbed against the warmth.While enjoying the warmth miserably, but at the same time feeling resentful towards the culprit, he simply grabbed Ji Kai's shoulder and bit down hard, and was instantly snapped by the Q-bomb muscle.

"..." I can't live through this day.

Mr. Li's life has not been posted, and Ji Kai is not much better.

I was quite happy at first——rubbing, rubbing, like the pace of the devil.If you knew it earlier, it would be straightforward, simple and rude, and the physical body will be reduced and crushed, and the effect will be 180%.

Just as he was thinking, he was bitten on the shoulder, and a crisp and numb electric current brushed over decisively. In the dreamland world, the body that hadn't had sex for several weeks was decisively awakened, and the beast's blood gushed out desire and dissatisfaction.I can't wait to push people to the side of the pool and feel comfortable pressing them down.

……

……

The blind date met, the second date was kissed forcibly, and the third time was directly pushed in the bathroom cubicle by the swimming pool and molested!

The progress bar was already scary, but now this thing has entered the room again...

In the past, Li Weidu heard many friends who got married through blind dates say that the act of blind date is extremely "realistic" - meet each other, talk to each other if you think you can do it, say goodbye if you can't, don't even need to pretend Be friends, have clear goals and don't waste time with each other.

And once the date is talked about, don't be shy, please make marriage the main purpose and goal, try to kiss for one week and hug for two weeks, go to bed for three weeks and see parents for four weeks.

It is best to get the certificate within three months when buying a house or a car and negotiating a conditional gift.If it is more efficient, you can have children when you get married.

I used to think that such an unromantic, voluntary transaction of equal value is simply a pick-and-choose market in modern society, such a vulgar self must not be able to do it!

result……

Looking at a table of disheveled leaves and empty wine bottles, I silently lit a candle for my supposedly romantic life.

After kissing and touching, in the days that followed, this person still delivered meals every day, and took him to the supermarket together after get off work.

After wandering around, I unilaterally decided to come to his house to cook hot pot. After drinking a little wine, I just occupied his sofa and fell asleep.Although, she looks pretty nice when she's asleep.

Maybe, I can live like this too...

It is unrealistic to tidy up the dishes absent-mindedly and silently think about the starry sky in the southern hemisphere and the roses under the Alps.

Perhaps, it is as simple as obeying the world, and living a trivial and fireworks-filled life with a super handsome and flirtatious male professor whom he met on a blind date.Watching movies on weekends, strolling on the main road, going to a museum, grab a doll if you have nothing to do, and experience a little happiness...

There was one peeled prawn left in the vinegar plate, and I picked it up and bit into it when I was clearing the plate.Then he was taken aback, it was absolutely impossible for him in the past to eat other people's leftovers.

Ji Kai doesn't know how to peel shrimp. He was too disturbed to eat hot pot just now, so he could only serve him.All kinds of dipping and feeding with vinegar can't keep up with the speed of the other party's wailing for food. While complaining about someone's really cheeky heart, at a certain moment, I feel that such a daily life is really warm.

It feels like it can last longer than those unrealistic romances.

……

The floor heating in the bedroom is better than that in the living room, and the bed is more comfortable. Mr. Li finally moved the drunk person there.The bed was huge, and he nestled himself in the other corner, and fell asleep within a short time.

Open your eyes, the side is empty.Instead, in the living room, there was the sound of parents chatting harmoniously with someone.

"Yes, yes, Dad also thinks that the [-]st of the next month is good. It's an auspicious day that happens once in ten years, and everything will be fine! How about the location in the revolving hall on the top floor of X Hao Hotel?"

"I have no opinion. Does Professor Ji have any opinion?"

Li Weidu dragged his fur slippers: "Dad, Mom, what are you doing?"

Father Li: "Ah? Of course it's to discuss the engagement banquet of the two of you. It just so happened that you came over to make up your mind. Do we want red or purple flowers for the venue? Neither your mother nor I can decide on such an important decision." Accurate, it's so difficult, it's so annoying!"

"..." So, everything else is easy, isn't it? !

Father Li took a pen to draw on the calendar without lifting his eyelids: "Of course, I have slept all the time. According to our Li family style, we must be responsible. The day next month is really auspicious. It’s better to hit the sun than the sun.”

Li's mother directly pinched him, and whispered: "Before the other party repents, and before parents back you up, hurry up and get engaged!"

"..." Li Weidu almost wanted to die.

Although I wanted to die, I couldn't hold back a "no" in the end.

How to do it?The rules of the blind date are like this, efficient and clear, rushing the ducks to the shelves to get results.Now that you've fallen in love with it, don't think that you can escape, especially if you are mixed up by enthusiastic parents, especially if the enthusiastic parents unilaterally believe that you two have slept together and are married——

Don't think you can escape!Don't think about disobeying your parents' orders at this time and fighting for so-called "freedom"!Minutes of moral kidnapping, weeping and looting, and breaking thoughts and preaching to mobilize seven aunts and eight aunts to break up the sky, believe it or not?

So Mr. Li, an older man, also compromised. As for the deep and unswerving feelings... it can only be cultivated slowly after marriage.

I always feel that if I talk to him... it is very possible to cultivate it.

That day, we went to buy clothes for our engagement together, sitting in the co-pilot and looking at the neon street scene that was constantly receding, Mr. Li sighed softly: "I'm now anyway... I don't know who to marry. Isn't it knot? I'm busy with work and don't have time to fall in love, and my parents are also getting older, urging me every day, it's better to settle down sooner."

Ji Kai: "Yes. Weidu, Mom told me."

"say what?"

"I said that you were very disgusted with blind dates at first, and you pushed it again and again, until you saw my photo that day, and obediently came to meet without saying a word.

Li Weidu: "..."

He was so stunned that he was speechless, which made Ji Kai a little surprised.This thing is actually true?Isn't it my aunt who made me happy and joked?

But, since you've taken a fancy to me from the very beginning, why are you still so arrogant? !You want people to chase you, and even say that you are not the type you like! ?

Difficult to deal with, social society!

At first I thought it was a routine, but was it actually a trick by someone pretending to be a flower of the high mountain?

The car was quiet for a while, Mr. Li: "Then...since we are going to live together, let's make three chapters first."

"You said."

"I don't accept smoking and drinking."

"Well. No smoking, no drinking."

"Absolutely don't accept contacting your ex!"

Ji Kai violated his conscience: "I don't have an ex."

Mr. Li's face paled when he heard this: "And after marriage... I will be responsible for making money to support the family, and you will be responsible for all the housework, okay?"

Ji Kai smiled: "Do you think this is good? You are in charge of making money to support the family, and I am in charge of being beautiful."

"..."

This is already a lot of concessions from the normal state when we were really at home!You know, in the three dimensions, Mr. Li is the one who earns money, the one who works is Mr. Li, and the one who is as beautiful as a flower is Mrs. Li!

Thinking about it carefully, I really make money, Ji Kai suddenly realized.

Regardless of whether it is Dreamland or Three-dimensional, Mr. Li is worthy of being the type who is soft and cute on the inside, so he endured it and nodded: "Then, at least you have to promise that you will never mess around outside in the future."

Ji Kai chuckled: "Don't worry, I don't have the time to mess around, I'm enough to fool you." You're so tsundere!

Only then did Li Weidu seem completely satisfied, nestled in the passenger seat, and sighed softly as if he had some slight regrets.

Of course Ji Kai could guess what he was regretting.

Perhaps the world of Dream Township can really let people let go of their inner secret desires infinitely, directly turning Mr. Li into a girl with a bursting heart.I think about a romantic encounter like a TV series all day long——okay, isn’t it just love at first sight in the rose field under the Alps, flying over to take you to sit there and wait for the rabbit?

So during the honeymoon, I packed people and went to Europe directly.

The roses didn't bloom, but the lavender swayed in purple, holding hands and walking in a sea of ​​dreams over and over again.Occasionally turning around to steal a sweet kiss, Mr. Li looked over with completely softened and satisfied eyes, both gentle and overflowing with happiness.

"You know now? Ordinary 'blind dates and marriages' follow our routine."

"I get to know each other as strangers, on the premise of getting to know each other. Because I have been screened by the introducer and parents in advance, it is actually quite easy to hit it off after getting to know each other. But because of this, I usually don't have a particularly big romance. or surprise."

"However, I assure you that I will not give you any of the little happiness in an ordinary life."

"Ah."

The scene in front of me seems to be blurry.

In the end, holding Li Weidu's hand tightly, Ji Kai felt a little reluctant in the relief of being able to "go home" at last.

Because, in this world, Li Wei is a genuinely rich and pampered young master. Although he is awkward and arrogant, he does not have dark inferiority complex, nor does he suffer from stomach pain.If in the real world, he can be protected so well...

Close your eyes, a white light flashed, like a drowsy dream.When I opened my eyes again, there was a bright window sill in front of me.

Unknown window sill.

"..."

Wait, what's the situation, this is a scene change, but you didn't go back?

The shadows of soft green trees fell down, and there were many students studying by themselves in the distance, which seemed to be the library of a high school or a university.

The style of the tables and chairs is very tall, and Ji Kai recalled that Li Weidu seemed to have attended a noble high school before.

Just as he was thinking about it, a icy-cold boy with a black shoulder bag walked over with a displeased expression on his face, and sat down diagonally across from him.

"!"

Li Weidu for high school and high school students!

It's a fraud. Was he really so fresh and juicy in high school?It's completely different from the uncute look with dead fish eyes in the graduation photo, why is it so beautiful!Not being able to meet him at that time is like missing a hundred million!

After the juicy high school boy with single eyelids sat down, he just raised his head and gave him a fierce look.Just took out the books and homework, and immersed myself in studying.

Heh, Ji Kai was taken aback for a moment, what a good student persona?

Another high mountain flower that needs to be chased?Want me to chase you again?

Let's go, let's satisfy you.Dreamland is up to you, and you will kneel down on the keyboard when you go back.

Just thinking about it, the anxious voice of the guard aunt came from the door: "Hey, classmates, classmates can't do it!"

There was a "bang" at the glass door of the library, and a few bad boys who were 1.8 meters tall, big and handsome, wearing fancy iron chain leather pants, broke in with their mouths crooked.

Full of aura, dragging the shoes is touching.At this moment, all the students who were reading looked up their heads in fright. The air in the library, which was already very quiet, was frozen like ice at this moment.

Ji Kai watched them approach, approach, and approach until they surrounded the table like a door god, surrounding him and Li Weidu in the center.

"..." What's going on, is this the NPC asking him to act as a hero to save the beauty?

Wait, look carefully at the faces of these delinquent boys, why do they look slightly familiar...

Fuck!Ying Jian, Qi Yang, and Zuo Yan? !

Finally, Ji Kai couldn't help but stared back at Li Weidu with a cold look in his eyes - what kind of weird settings have you installed in your mind all day long? !

"Brother Kai!" "Brother Kai, hello!" "Brother Kai, you have worked hard at reading early in the morning." "Brother Kai, please have breakfast!"

The unscrupulous youth group suddenly bowed in unison, and with a more neutral voice than the usual "principal is good" on campus, the books on the bookshelf were almost shaken.

"Hi sister-in-law!" "Sister-in-law, please have breakfast too!"

Ji Kai looked at the steamed stuffed buns, soy milk, fried dough sticks, and tea eggs neatly placed in front of him and Li Weidu, mouthful of old blood.

Looking down at his own attire, there was a silly brand of sunglasses pinned to his chest.On the bronze-colored wrists and arms, there are even vulgar left green dragons and right white tigers, although... it seems to be stickers.

Look up again.Qi Yang was very attentive: "Boss, what else can I order?"

"..."

So, going on a blind date with an ordinary Professor Tong Ji seems not fun enough, this time, even the character design has been changed for me?

A certain private high school...Chen Haonan, the leader of the delinquent boy on campus? !

"..."

"..."

Really, can't tell.

In Weidu, you look at the solemn and indifferent appearance all day long, and you still have a big dream of becoming a "big brother's man" in your heart? !

The author has something to say:

Li Weidu: No, don't you think you fit this image well?

Professor Ji: Anyway, they are migrant workers, contractors, gangsters...