Hey, where is my knife?

As soon as he sat down, the waiter put down two glasses of lemonade and asked Ji Kai if he wanted to serve.

"Oh, I was bored sitting here just now, so I ordered some for you, you should try it first."

Li Weidu snorted softly, and after humming, he missed the point as always: "I didn't mean to be late on purpose. This place was appointed by you, and the location is too far away!"

This private restaurant was actually discovered by Zuo Yan first.

After being highly recommended, it became a secret base frequented by Ji Kai and Li Weidu.According to the map, this place is just outside the subway entrance, but in fact, it needs to go around from a small area, which is really very hidden.The two of them searched for a long time when they came for the first time.

"Pfft, okay, it's all my fault."

Since he wants to fight speed push battles, he naturally doesn't want to get angry with an awkward emperor. The best strategy is to be gentle and considerate.

"So, how about I drive to your house to pick you up on the next date? That way you won't get lost?"

The waiter came again and put white porcelain open soup on the tables on both sides with a smile.

"Next time..." Li Weidu seemed a little embarrassed, and he seemed to hold back secretly and finally couldn't hold back. He raised his eyes, his eyes were aggrieved like a little girl who had just been molested.

"So, so, in your opinion, it's not strange at all to have a purposeful date like this?"

"Ok?"

"It's just... they are strangers, but they are forced to meet by family members and public opinion because the conditions are suitable! There is no preparation for each other, so they have to force a date and get to know each other, and maybe they will establish a relationship and hold a wedding soon..."

Professor Ji smiled, with the posture of a mature man deceiving a young girl who has not experienced much in the world, and graciously helped Mr. Li take a bowl of soup.

"Don't think too much. In fact, the way we meet is just a chance to get to know each other. There is no pressure, and no one forces you to do something with me."

"..."

"What I said is true. Let's go on a few casual dates first. If you don't like it, it doesn't matter if you refuse. I can fully understand it here (it's strange)."

But Li Weidu was still awkward, so Professor Ji continued to be gentle and mature: "Why, Mr. Li still has questions?"

"I don't understand. Because... you, you don't actually like me, do you?"

"?"

"Just, I only met once, so why, why did you ask me out again? Could it be that as long as your appearance and qualifications meet your threshold, you can have dinner and watch a movie together? But how could it be so easy... I have always I feel that for such an intimate thing like a date, you must be with someone you like!"

and many more.

Ji Kai didn't know if it was his delusion, Mr. Li's whole look of agitation and a little anger made him keenly get a hint of implication.

The waiter appeared in time again and served the secret fried chicken drumsticks. He continued to observe silently.

When Mr. Li was interrupted, he calmed down a bit, staring at the delicious food on the plate silently and giving up on himself.After all, no matter how much you complain, didn't you come straight up under the power of your mother?What qualifications do you have to talk about dating standards here?

...would be annoying, wouldn't it?

Raising his eyes, he found that Ji Kai was smiling at him with his chin resting on his hands, which was brighter and more friendly than the sunlight coming in from the window next to him.

"You, what are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, I just think... your voice is very nice, and it's the same as your appearance."

Facts have proved that Li Wei really can't help boasting, no matter in reality or in virtual reality.

It is a fatal move.In an instant, it was like an active volcano being ignited, and the whole face felt like it could burn half of the oxygen around it.At a loss, he wiped it on the wet towel in a hurry, and reached for the fried chicken with trembling hands.

"So, so, you are, you are the kind... You can't just judge people by their faces!"

Professor Ji smiled without answering, but continued to stare at him without remorse.

Staring at the slightly trembling white fingers, the movement of skinning the chicken was so clumsy that a hint of cunning gradually appeared in his eyes.Clearing his throat, deliberately lowering his voice, he read slowly and softly: "Weidu..."

"Bang", the person trembled, and the whole fried chicken leg fell into the plate.

Professor Ji enjoyed a few seconds of the shock and sorrow on Mr. Li's face, and then he took the time to complete the last half of his sentence: "Sorry, did I scare you? Actually, I just wanted to ask suddenly, the word in your name Is there any allusion to that 'Weidu'?"

"Hot! It's, it's extremely hot!" Mr. Li pointed at the fried chicken, making amends.

Ji Kai nodded, rubbed his fingers on the disinfectant wipes, and took the other party's plate directly. The fried chicken legs were skillfully stripped of the skin and bones, and the shell was thrown into his own plate, and the tender meat was returned.

Li Weidu was shocked at how he knew about his little habits, but he held back something and insisted on not saying anything, but his face became even hotter.

"...Born in the capital in the year of Wei, Wei (sheep)."

"Ok?"

"So... it doesn't have any special meaning," Mr. Li tried his best to pull himself together, took a deep breath and asked, "It's you, what does that 'kai' mean?"

"Oh, Kai, Tie Ye, Jiujiang calls Tie Yue Kai—in "Shuowen", probably my parents want me to have an indomitable spirit."

"..."

"..."

I don't know how to answer the phone at all.Li Weidu lowered his head and ate the chicken silently, feeling for a second that he was simply a professional cold-blooded emperor.The tender meat melted in the mouth, and a pair of eyes suddenly lit up.

good to eat? !

Perhaps because of the delicious food he cooks, Li Weidu has always had much higher requirements for food than normal people. Many things that others think are "very delicious" are usually "average" in his evaluation system.

But this store is different!

The waiter kept serving the dishes, and Li Weidu kept trying new dishes. At the end of the meal, the look in Ji Kai's eyes changed—this guy is so good at finding places!And why is everything he ordered for himself so delicious without exception?

Professor Ji is proud, isn't this nonsense... Every time you come, these are your must-orders every time, okay?

……

After eating and drinking enough, Li Weidu grabbed the bill and took a look at it. Sure enough, the dishes tasted beautiful and the price was also very beautiful.

"Let me ask you, Professor Ji." Anyway, when I was going out, my mother stuffed a gold card and told me not to go home until I finished spending it.

"No, no," Ji Kai declined, "I told you when I asked you out, and I'm treating you."

Li Weidu thought for a while: "But, a month's salary of a university professor... is enough for two meals here?"

"..." Professor Ji felt once again that it's a good thing that he knew you, liked you, and loved you early in the morning!Otherwise, the rhythm of "I'm sorry we are not suitable, I hope you find another true love" is really going to happen every minute!

Can you stop which pot is not open and lift which pot!

I finally spent my time in the game world, and I won’t die if I drink up my savings and drink the Northwest Wind, so what if I just let me top up my money once? !

……

After dinner, watch a movie.

There were not many people in the noon show, and it was a working day, so the two of them directly reserved the rhythm of the movie.

No one was there anyway, so Ji Kai put his long legs directly on the back of the front seat.Li Weidu glanced at him, and he could clearly see the disgust in his eyes. As a result, after halftime, his own long legs followed suit.

With an expression of enjoyment, a child can be taught.

The shape under the suit pants is very good, Ji Kai swallowed his saliva, and tried his best not to touch it.

Cough, after all, he is conservative, awkward and crooked.It was only the second time we met, and I didn't move my hands or feet.

That movie was pretty good, with a continuous plot, an interesting story, and a natural interpretation.Coming out of the movie theater, there is a noisy video game city on the side. There is a row of colorful claw machines at the door, and Li Weidu is holding unfinished popcorn, secretly looking at it all the way.

Ji Kai: "Shall we go and have a look?"

"There's nothing to watch. It's all said on the news, but it's just that I can't catch the trick to cheat money."

As he said this, he stood obediently behind a young couple, listening to their "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" rabbit.

Almost, almost!Li Weidu silently sweated at the side.

However, just as the victory was in sight, the clip was released happily... Both lovers sighed.

After the two left, Li Weidu said, "Look, it really is a lie."

"No, I can really catch it," Ji Kai said with a serious face, "If you don't believe me, I will bring you to catch it next time?"

"Why next time?"

Uh, because I want to hook you up and think about me after you go home.

But sure enough, he was still a little bit reluctant to see his unfinished and slightly disappointed look: "Well, let me grab one for you today, just one."

Dozens of game coins fell into Li Weidu's hands.He put in a coin with an awkward face, and the cheerful music of the claw machine played.

In fact, I wanted to play it for a long time, but there was no one to help me save face.After all, it would be weird for a big man to play this by himself, right?

Crash, clatter, 5 minutes later, the coin was eaten up.Boss Li was empty-handed, with a dazed face as if he had been robbed. Ji Kai smiled, wanting to touch his head so much, he resisted not doing anything wrong, and only poured out more than half of what he had hidden in his hand.

Soon, they continued to disappear without a trace.

"This thing really, really is a lie!" Wrestle!

Professor Ji shook his head, took the last four coins, and stood in front of the claw machine like a master.Throw in two first, find a position and stretch out the claws, and the plush puppet with a square face is pinched up precisely.

Staggering, getting closer and closer to the exit, it seems very close and very promising...

As a result, at the last moment, Paji——

Li Weidu: "Look!"

"No hurry, no hurry," Professor Ji put the last two coins in without rushing, "It must be lost like that just now, I just changed it to a better place, and I promise to come out this time."

After all, the claws moved again, moved down firmly, and firmly clamped the doll that fell near the exit just now.Lift it lightly, and throw it towards the exit...

"..." Li Wei bent down to pick up the doll in disbelief.

Soft, fluffy, actually, really... come out? !

"Do you like it? I gave it to you."

"But," Mr. Li muttered, "you caught this."

"Well, let's treat it as a small date gift. Next time we meet, I'll teach you how to clip it with a few strokes."

For a small plush toy that can only be sold for more than a dozen yuan, Ji Kai took advantage of it and did not expect Li Weidu to be really happy.Unexpectedly, the man lowered his head, stared at the little fluffy puppet in his hand for a while, and then raised his head...with his usual innocent and ignorant appearance, he smiled slowly and brightly in his eyes.

In fact, it is not a very strange smile.

But after all, it was the first time I saw her in "Dreamland", and I couldn't help but put my arms around her waist and kissed him hard.

Boss Li was stunned.

……

Going home dizzy, Li's mother jumped out in a second: "Weidu, how are you doing, did you have fun today?"

"Hey, why is there a doll? What, Professor Ji caught it? Hahaha, you have a childlike innocence too. That's great. This is a gift of a doll. Rounding it up is a diamond ring. I think you two can make it!"

Li Weidu: "..."

"Let's just say, my son is so handsome, how could no one want it! But think about it, your father was similar to you when he was young. He was so handsome but had a weird personality and ended up being unmarried when he was older. Fortunately, your mother met me on a blind date. , fell in love at first sight and got married quickly! Oh, I really hope that Professor Ji can also do good deeds, so I quickly accept you!"

Li Weidu: "Mom, I've been home for 15 minutes and you haven't been idle. After all, he's your own son, and he's not picking and choosing Chinese cabbage from the vegetable market. Why are you so eager to sell me by jumping off the building?" ?”

Wang Luorui: "Hmph, before you dislike your mother and me, put the doll down first!"

Li Weidu: "..."

"You also know that you have been home for 15 minutes. After walking through several rooms and drinking two glasses of water, you are still reluctant to put down the doll. Are you still stubborn? Just have fun. A blind cat bumps into a dead mouse. Can Professor Renji Your dad and I didn't even expect to like you! Hurry up and grab it!"

……

In the next few days, Mr. Li could receive text messages from Ji Kai every day.

Delicious lunch, beautiful white clouds, cats photographed on the street, chat with each other.

On various small topics, Li Weidu gradually found that no matter what he said, Ji Kai could pick up the conversation.He knows astronomy from top to bottom and geography from bottom to top, from Kant to Schopenhauer, from popular American dramas to classical literature, and even an unknown small band he is interested in, everything is clear!

Sigh silently, university teachers... all have such extensive knowledge?

Talkative, cheerful, and able to make people happy like this, I felt strange when I first saw the blind date photos.Such a man would be unsuitable?Do people on the street have no eyes? It's so unreasonable!

Li Wei didn't believe his mother's so-called "a blind cat meets a dead mouse" theory.Definitely... Either she is playful or she has a bad personality, or she has some quirks that normal people can't accept!

It's impossible to be single just because you have high vision!

Because, if you have a high vision, you won't be able to see an uninteresting programmer...

The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't figure it out. As a result, the more I thought about it, the more confused I became, and I tossed and turned every day, restless.It's even more when I think about that kiss... I kissed him the second time we met, this person is really frivolous!At first glance, it looks like an experienced veteran, definitely, definitely not suitable for marriage!

But what to do?Just pass it like this?

Just kidding, all relatives have been kissed, and all the advantages have been taken away. If this is a feudal society, it is equivalent to being stamped as someone else. Isn't it a disadvantage to pass it?

Then again, what is the routine of sending me messages every day without mentioning asking me out?Playing hard to get?

Putting down the phone, he was haggard and haggard.

……

Ji Kai is really not playing hard to get, his thinking is actually quite simple.

I remember that Li Weidu complained a long time ago that they had never gone through the stage of "information hooking up" like ordinary couples, and they "swiped" together, feeling like they missed a very important period of love.

So, I intentionally delayed it for two weeks, and sent messages every day.

Anyway, it is estimated that after the strategy is completed, we will be able to return to the third dimension together, so hurry up and create good memories now.In this way, when we quarrel in the future, there will be less reason to think about it, um, perfect.

Two weeks later, on the third date, Ji Kai really drove to the mansion to pick up His Royal Highness, and the result——

"What's the matter with you? Why do you see me and the primary school students seeing the dean?"

Wang Luorui hahaha: "Oh, Professor Ji, don't mind, we're not all shy!"

I'm not, I'm not, you talk nonsense!Li Wei wanted to die.

"Look, first poke the glass like this to see how much the claws of the machine shake - don't use too much force, the ones that don't shake much after poking are more reliable machines. Shake the claws a little bit, and the claws shake very hard. Grabbing dolls is also easy to shake, so I suggest you just give up."

"The most important thing is that you have to learn the magical skill of 'lower body stuck position', make sure that one of the three claws comes down, one of which is firmly stuck on the buttocks of the small animal you want to catch, and the other two are on the left and right sides of the body. That's it , it’s easy to come up!”

You, you explain it.Li Weidu was stiff all over.

Do you need to hold my hand from behind with both hands while talking, and then stick your whole chest to my back! ?The fur collar rubbed against my neck so itchy...

Sure enough, it can be seen that the last time the doll was caught was not due to luck.Under the guidance of Professor Ji, it took another four coins, and the stuffed bear came out successfully.Li Weidu rubbed Xiong Xiong in amazement silently: "Aren't you a university teacher, how can you be so good at playing this kind of thing?"

"When you are a university teacher, you only devote yourself to scientific research every day?" Ji Kai smiled wickedly, "I will take you to the bar street at night, do you dare to go?"

"Just go!" Mr. Li was very stubborn, "It's not that I haven't been there before!"

But in Ji Kai's heart, hehe, forget it!Good baby before marriage, 24 filial piety after marriage, you have never been to that kind of place!

At night, the bar street is brightly lit, and the little girl who sells flowers is very good at doing business: "Brother, brother, the brother next to him holding a bear is so pretty, why don't you buy him a bouquet of roses."

Li Weidu: "..."

Ji Kai squatted down: "Little sister, guess who I am, buy a bunch if you guess right."

Little girl: "Isn't it your boyfriend?"

……

Li Weidu is holding a bear and a flower at the same time, walking on the street with people coming and going, it is not too conspicuous.When waiting for the traffic light, the people on the opposite side stared at each other, wishing to bury their faces in it.

It's like dying... Why did you agree to date this kind of person!

Then, the moment he jumped to the green light, on the brightly lit bar street, his left hand was held decisively by a big warm hand.

"You!" Shake, shake, didn't shake!

"What are you doing? Such a small girl can see that you like me, so you just admit it?"

"Who... who!"

His cheeks were hot, and there was a steady stream of strange, bursting feelings deep in his heart.

But no, no!

The fateful encounter in the dream, no matter what, it is under the starry sky, by the sea, in the lavender fields of Provence...how could it be through a vulgar blind date!

The worst part is that they didn't chase him very much, so they took you to catch the doll twice, Li Weidu!Could your life be smashed down by two four-coin dolls like this?