[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

The next day Ye Xi came out of the small locker in a long robe in a daze, with marks on the shelf when she got up still on her forehead. She staggered and yawned and walked to the dining room, thinking that she was really nice. You can't stay up late. If you go to bed two hours later, you won't be able to get up the next day.

She held on to the handrail and slowly walked down the rotating steps. There was no one in the downstairs hall, but the sound of pots and pans clinking came from the dining room.

and also……

Ye Xi suddenly perked up:

meaty!

Ye Xi, who hadn't smelled meat for more than a month, excitedly rushed down the steps and went straight to the dining room. As soon as he entered, he saw Thor holding a large plate of barbecue and confronting Loki. The atmosphere was very tense.

Ye Xi didn't speak, but her protruding nose and expectant expression expressed her desire for meat.

"Glarika, come here." Loki beckoned to her, and it sounded like he was very unhappy at the moment from his tone.

Ye Xi looked at the barbecue reluctantly, Thor smiled at her, and then she moved behind Loki with small steps.

"Killing is not allowed in the Forest of Elves." Loki said, narrowing his eyes and staring at Thor. "You violated this rule. Now, you must leave here."

"Don't be like this," Thor grinned, "I see you elves have never eaten meat in your life, what a pity, you must be too, how do you know that meat is not good if you haven't eaten meat? You try a piece before driving me away. "

Before Loki could speak, Ye Xi tugged at his sleeve: "Can I have a piece..."

"No." Loki flatly refused.

"I went to hunt wild boars in the woods before dawn this morning," Thor put the plate on the table, took out a knife and fork, and cut a small piece of meat. The meat juice overflowed from the cut, and the aroma slammed fiercely on Luo. On the faces of Ji and Yexi, "The quality of the meat is very good. I see that you have a lot of honey in your kitchen—" ("It's nectar." Loki muttered softly) "—then took a jar and put the meat in the wine first. Marinate it, take some spices to remove the fishy smell, then take it out and bake it. When the gravy overflows, it will be brushed with honey, and the surface will be evenly coated. I brushed it with honey three times, and baked it until the surface is golden, you see," he said. Pushing the plate forward, "That's great, I bet this tastes better than the king's chef."

Ye Xi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, she looked up at Loki, and was surprised to find that Loki's expression was no longer so cold.

"Can I have a taste..." Ye Xi asked in a low voice, "Just one, just one."

Loki didn't object, Ye Xi took it as his acquiescence.She immediately rushed to the table, pulled out a chair, picked a fork from the table, and quickly took away the piece Thor had just cut.She put the meat into her mouth with a little puff, and smiled happily as she chewed.

"It's delicious~" She wiped her tears while eating, "It's delicious, it's so delicious."

Ye Xi took two plates and grabbed more than half of the meat very rudely.Thor didn't stop, watching her give almost half to Loki.

"Try it," she looked at Loki expectantly with wide eyes, "Taste it, try it Loki!"

With a face of "I can't help it, you forced me", Loki sat down reluctantly, and took a bite of the barbecue.

"Not bad, it's okay." He said calmly, then cut off a large piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

For a while, there was only the sound of chewing meat in the dining room.

Thor was the first to finish eating, and after he finished eating, he watched Ye Xi gobble it up with a smile on his face, looked at Loki who seemed very elegant, but actually put a piece of meat on a fork and quickly stuffed it into his mouth, feeling in his heart: Being an elf is not easy. It's very uncomfortable, look at these two children, they haven't even eaten meat...

Rocky's speed is actually a little faster than Ye Xi's.After eating, he wiped his mouth with a napkin, and calmly summoned a glass of juice to clear his mouth.

"Your craftsmanship is good." Loki said slowly to Thor, "The wild boar you caught must not be finished yet, right?"

"No," said Thor, "I pickled the rest. Oh, yes, that, I buried the giblets and heads in your garden, all right?"

Ye Xi raised his head suddenly, howling in his heart: "Why did you bury it?! You can eat all kinds of internal organs!"

[Kurokawa: Foreigners don't understand the deliciousness of hairy belly and fat intestines...]

Loki was noncommittal, and asked another question: "What are you doing in the Forest of Elves?"

"I'm here...I'm here to find the Son of God." Thor sat up straight immediately, "It is said that only the Son of God knows how to go to the holy island by sea. I want to go to the temple on the holy island and pray to the holy flower."

Loki raised his eyebrows, Ye Xi put down the knife and fork and wiped his mouth, watching the corners of Loki's mouth curl up.

"Son of God..." Loki said lightly, "So that's how it is."

"Let's make a deal." He turned slightly to Thor, folded his hands, and smiled maliciously, "You stay and cook for us, and stay until the end of the Light Festival. At that time, I will tell you God Where is the son?"

Thor: ...Wow, the elves really fell in love with eating meat!

"When will you hold the Festival of Light?" Thor asked cautiously.

"Six days," said Rocky, "six more."

Thor seemed to weigh it up, and then readily agreed: "Okay."

Ye Xi: ...there is meat to eat QWQ

[Bai Lu: I always feel like you guys did some kind of py deal under the funny tree. 】

Loki pulled away the chair and stood up, stretching out his hand to Thor: "Then... happy cooperation."

Thor looked up at the elf with long black hair and emerald green eyes, and also extended his right hand: "Happy cooperation."

Rocky went to the kitchen to see if there was any fruit to eat after dinner.Ye Xi sat on the chair, leaned forward and asked Thor: "Are you good at cooking?"

Thor shrugged: "I only know how to grill."

Ye Xi: "Oh..."

Thor went on to say, "Also, I really only know how to roast meat, like after cooking and packing up, I just—"

"Thor!!!!!!" Loki roared from the kitchen, "You actually set fire to my kitchen!!! The whole kitchen is full of oil!!! Get over here and clean it up!!!"

Thor snorted: "Look."

Ye Xi pretended not to hear anything.

So there were three people living in Loki's small palace, and every day was a mess.

"Thor!!!" Loki rushed upstairs, "Why are you raising birds in my garden!?"

"That's a pheasant! It was caught and laid eggs!" Thor poked out a head still covered in foam from the bathroom, "Hey, do you have a razor?"

"No!" Loki walked to the door of the bathroom, and felt that he was going to be blind just by looking at it, "Can you wrap a towel around you before you come out to talk, what if Glarika passes by here!?"

"She's downstairs studying recipes." Thor didn't care, "We're both men, so there's nothing we can't see. Hey, don't you really have a razor? Don't you elves grow beards? Or do you really not? male--"

Loki drew out his dagger and smashed it on Thor's face: "Take it, be careful to cut off all your bones!"

"Hey, thanks!" Thor said with a smirk, and Loki slammed the bathroom door down.

"Rocky!!!" Ye Xi screamed from downstairs, "A bird flew into the house!"

"That's Thor's pheasant!" Loki quickly ran to the stairs and shouted downstairs, "He said it was used to lay eggs."

"Ah?" Ye Xi carried the dead chicken to the bottom of the stairs, with a chicken feather on its head, "It was used to lay eggs? But I thought it was beaten to eat, so I killed it..."

Loki: "...Forget it's none of my business. By the way, will you burn this?"

"Yes, yes." Ye Xi said cheerfully, "You have a lot of cookbooks in your study, some of which teach how to cook roast chicken."

"Remember to clean the kitchen after cooking!"

"Oh oh good!"

Loki leaned on the stairs exhausted.

Why does it feel more tiring to be an evil elf?

But during dinner, Loki threw this idea to the Holy Island. Whatever it is, good elves don't eat meat.

Roast chicken is so delicious.

On the morning of the Light Festival, Loki woke up early.

He picked out his most dazzling dress from the closet, and picked out two more for Thor and Ye Xi.

Don't ask him why he has women's clothing in his closet, he refuses to answer.

With two dresses draped over his arms, Loki opened the bedroom door.He thought Thor and Ye Xi were still awake at this time, but the familiar smell of meat and Thor's loud voice came from downstairs again.He stood quietly at the door of the bedroom and listened for a while, hearing vague laughter and the sound of pots and pans clashing.For a moment, Loki asked himself, how did his originally deserted palace become such a meat-smelling home?

He walked slowly towards the stairs, and the laughter below became more and more clear.

"How can you bake like this? Get out of the way, like this—"

"Hey, hey, put it in quickly, I'm going to light the fire!"

"Wait, wait, I'm wearing a glove..."

"You have so many calluses and you still need to wear gloves, hurry up, hurry up—"

"What's the hurry, little flower, I'll put it in, let's light it..."

Loki appeared at the door of the kitchen, and two squatting men working with handmade ovens looked up and smiled at him with blackened faces.

"Loki, you woke up so early!" Ye Xi jumped up with a smile, "We made some new tricks for you today! Surprise!"

"Hey hey hey, we made an oven ourselves." Thor wiped his face and wiped the charcoal black all over the back of his hand, "Look, this is it, it works really well."

Loki looked helplessly at their homemade, super ugly metal oven and said, "Remember to clean the kitchen.

"

"Okay!" Ye Xi nodded.

"And..." Loki stretched out his arms, "This is the clothes you are going to wear today."

"Eh? Why are there still new clothes?" Thor reached out to get them, Loki shrank back vigilantly: "Wipe your hands clean! Today is the Light Festival, you forgot? Hurry up and change after breakfast, and then we It will take a long time to go to the altar."

Thor widened his eyes and pointed to himself: "I want to go too?"

Rocky sneered: "Otherwise, leave you at my house and let you blow it up?"

Thor asked suspiciously: "Didn't you say that elves are very repulsive to humans?"

"That's for annoying humans." Loki said blankly, "Elves are a friendly and kind race."

Thor tilted his head: "Why do I feel that you are not friendly and kind at all?"

Loki snorted: "That's why I don't live with those elves... Hey, the oven is smoking."

Ye Xi quickly squatted down to put out the fire and rescued the cake.

"Honey cake!" Thor cheered.

"It's nectar cake." Ye Xi corrected.

Loki sniffed the cake, and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, how much nectar is left in the storage room?"

Thor and Ye Xi looked at each other, then Ye Xi hesitated and said, "Is there... one or two cans left?"

Loki was expressionless: "When you run out, you can produce another one for me."

Ye Xi: ……………

Thor made a fuss: "Hey, so you produced the nectar, little flower boy! I still don't believe you when you say you are a flower!"

"Shut up." Ye Xi silently raised the knife and cut the cake fiercely.

It's been a long time since Thor wore such formal attire.He was still a little awkward when he walked out of the garden, he kept touching Mjolnir's cloth bag and his long sword hidden in his waist.Loki, who had added a small golden crown to his head, came out of the garden, put his finger to his lips, and whistled.

Ye Xi was surprised to see three deer running from under the sacred tree, the head of which still had small red fruits hanging on its antlers, Loki patted the deer's head affectionately, and easily jumped onto the deer's back .Thor seemed to be very familiar with riding. He climbed up like riding a horse.Only Ye Xi stood beside the deer at a loss.

"No?" Loki asked, then laughed at himself, "That's right, you don't know anything."

In Rocky's father's heart, Gua, who is only one month old, always has puffy cheeks.

Rocky jumped down again, helped Ye Xi onto the deer, and then jumped onto Dulu himself.Before setting off, he also reminded Ye Xi friendly: "Don't pull its antlers."

"...What will happen if you pull it?"

Loki smiled softly:

"Go back to your little flowerpot and grow slowly for another year."

... Is Ma Ma really the male lead of Mr. Gua? ? ?

The author has something to say: You can understand the elves as a group of monks, and then a Loki suddenly emerges from the monks, which is very abrupt

I feel that the more I write, the more I feel... What should I do?