[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Don't mention the past, life has been stormy.

Ye Xi leaned against the leg of Rocky's desk in a vicissitudes of life, clutching his cloak, not wanting to stand up at all.

Luo Ji was two steps away from her, staring down at Ye Xi.

His little flower...

...Don't be a fool (worried eyes).

Ye Xi was selling medicine in his mind at the moment.

[Ji Ge: Wrestling on the ground, osteoporosis, please drink Sanjing brand calcium gluconate! 】

[Bai Lu: Go up to the sixth floor in one breath, and look for the production of Harbin Pharmaceutical No. [-] Factory! 】

[Kurokawa: ... Calcium gluconate, delicious calcium! 】

【Ye Watermelon: Shut up:)】

Loki took a step forward.Ye Xi raised his head, with tears of grievance in his eyes (Gua always felt that he did not have a cerebellar underdevelopment), he lowered his head, looked at those light-colored eyes with twinkling eyes for a while, and then stretched out his hand again.

"Be careful." He helped Ye Xi stand up and stood firm.

[Ji Ge: Scheming, wrestling tricked the male god to hold the little hand. 】

[Bai Lu: Green tea bitch, wrestling cheated us of discounted medicine. 】

[Kurokawa: ... I also want to hold the hand of the male god QAQ]

Ye Xi supported the desk, grabbed the cloak, and stared blankly at Loki.

"Glarika." Loki called her softly.

Ye Xi closed her chin slightly, desperately thinking how the original heroine Glarika should break the situation in such a terrible situation, and what kind of appearance should she pretend?Stupid and ignorant?Immortal?Noble and glamorous?Young girls?

[Bai Lu: Ignorant and ignorant, ignorant and ignorant!Act like you don't know anything!Treat him like a father!quick! 】

[Ye Watermelon: ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ? ? 】

Subconsciously, the melon was still made according to the method Bai Lu said, holding on to Loki's hand. Loki looked at her, and she yelled:

"...papa"

Loki: "………………Huh?"

Ye Xi felt that her acting skills all her life would have to be explained here, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet in her heart, determined to pretend this mentally handicapped child to the end, she closed her eyes and yelled aggrievedly: "It hurts... "

Luo Ji didn't react for a long time. Seeing that the bruise on Ye Xi's face had not disappeared, he touched her face as she wanted: "It hurts here?"

Ye Xi's heart was beating fast.She nodded, and Loki's fingertips formed a small ball of icy light, which rolled gently on her face. It was refreshing and cool, and the bruises disappeared quickly.

Loki noticed that her face was still hot.

"Who told you to fall to the ground, an idiot?" He said relentlessly, "I have pulled you, but you still can't stand still. I also admire you. Except for half-orcs, there is really no creature as clumsy as you gone."

Ye Xi: ... Papa Loki, you really don't give me face QAQ

Loki stretched out his hand to wrap the cloak around her body like a robe, looked him up and down and felt satisfied, he smiled slightly, and then asked Ye Xi: "What did you call me just now?"

Ye Xi took it for granted: "Dad."

Loki became a father for the first time in his life. He froze for a moment and quickly corrected her: "Call me Loki. I'm an elf, and you are a flower. We are different."

Ye Xi nodded: "Oh."

"But you have to remember, I gave you the body, you have to treat me as your master, you know?"

Ye Xi was silent for a moment, then said, "Okay."

#我男神中二病I guess it can't be cured in the late stage#

Rocky arranged a small wooden bed for Ye Xi in the storage room.Ye Xi was reluctant when she was stuffed into this small dark room full of magic instruments and glass jars. She cried and begged Loki to leave her a candle, and Loki looked down upon her after stuffing her under the covers. Looking at her, she smiled evilly: "No, just sleep well."

The elf prince didn't even give her a candle!

Ye Xi was very unhappy.She felt that her strategy might fail, and she had to create opportunities for herself to get close to Loki.So Mr. Gua ignored Xiao Hei and Bai Lu's stop in her mind, and sneaked out at night, intending to sneak into Loki's room.

【It will be fine, I am a god!Nothing happened to secretly kissing him in the middle of the night before! 】Yesi said this to the two readers, and then walked towards Loki's bedroom in the dark, 【Hey, who of you remembers which one is Loki's bedroom? 】

Readers expressed friendly disdain for Gua Zong's memory and sense of direction.

Ye Xi was very unconvinced.She wandered back and forth in the corridors of the small palace. In order to prove that she is a handsome guide melon, she didn't follow the procedure of choosing whoever the little cock clicked. She quickly picked a direction and walked straight until she reached Daliang in front of her. , she realized that she actually walked to the small garden at the gate, and she chose the wrong direction completely.

With a black face to block the wanton [hhhhhhhhhh] swiping in her mind, Ye Xi turned around and was about to go back, but a voice stopped her.

"Hey, little girl with yellow hair over there, wait a minute!"

This voice came from far away from outside the garden, it was a rough man's voice.Ye Xi trembled all over for a moment, and was about to rush into the room quickly, but the man outside was anxious, and shouted in his voice that he was afraid that Luo Ji would not be woken up by him:

"Wait, little girl with yellow hair over there! One! Next!!!"

Ye Xi was so frightened that she almost turned her head and knelt down to the loud brother:

elder brother!

Can you hold back such a loud noise in the middle of the night!

She sneaked out, and when Loki found out, she could still have good fruit to eat! ?

But at this volume, unless Rocky wears headphones while sleeping, it's hard not to be woken up.After realizing that the ending of Loki's smile and slander was inevitable, Ye Xi accepted her fate with tears, and turned to face the big brother who had the courage to come outside the elf prince's palace to make noise and disturb the people.

With the help of the moonlight, Ye Xi could clearly see a reflection under the trees outside the garden, which was the reflection of the moonlight on the armor.A man wearing armor and a long sword walked out from under the shadow of the tree, and smiled brightly at Ye Xi:

"I didn't expect humans to live in the forest of elves, little girl, can you let me stay for a night?"

Ye Xi touched his ears subconsciously, and found that they were round.Then she reacted, her eyes slowly widened towards the human swordsman:

...is Thor.

It was Thor who originally appeared after the end of the Light Festival plot.

The God of Plot once again rolled his eyes full of malice at the author Ye Xigua.

Ye Xi almost began to wonder if this article was really written by her, or was it a fan who was written by one of her black fans to abuse her fan?

Ye Xi pretended to be calm, she took the hem of the big robe that Luo Ji put on for her, took a step back, and asked cautiously: "Who are you?"

Thor clenched his fist with his right hand and tapped on his left chest: "Human ranger, swordsman Thor."

Come on, you are obviously the stupid son of the king's family.

"Why are you here in the middle of the night?"

Thor also looked very innocent: "I got lost in the Forest of Elves, and I couldn't get out after wandering here for several days. I think this tree is very big and thick here," he pointed to the sacred tree that stood out from the crowd, "Just keep going this way, and I finally found a palace. I wanted to observe it, but if it was an elf's house, I wouldn't go in, because I heard that elves don't like to be in contact with humans. But I saw Little girl, I am relieved when you come out of it, you are also a human being!"

"How about it, little girl," he smiled, showing his white teeth, "let me stay for one night? OK?"

Seeing his bared teeth, Ye Xi couldn't help but think of another handsome guy who was smiling all over his face, and couldn't help but took a step back: "This..."

"not good."

Behind her came Loki's calm voice.

Ye Xi trembled, she knew that she was finished.

"Glarika, why are you staying up so late, what are you doing outside?" He put his hand on Ye Xi's shoulder, and forced her to face him. Ye Xi looked up tremblingly, and as expected, he saw Luo Ji laughed frighteningly, "Could it be that...you go to the garden and want to relive the feeling of growing in the soil?"

Ye Xi shook his head crazily, and quickly expressed his loyalty: "I'm a little bit panicked! I want to come out, come out..."

Come out for some air?

What a silly excuse!

Seeing Ye Xi's expression of embarrassment, Luo Ji suddenly remembered that he seemed to have watered the little flower a little too much today.

Could it be... that he came out to free himself?

Thinking of this, Loki felt relieved, oh, it turned out to be like this, it's normal for the newly born Xiaohua not to get used to the new body.

Ye Xi was still racking her brains to think of a reason, but Loki had already made up for her.His face softened, he patted Ye Xi's head, and said, "The toilet is in the second-to-last room on the second floor."

Ye Xi: ...? ? ?

Loki added another sentence: "Tell me if you think anything is wrong."

Ye Xi: ...Huh? ? ?

"Okay, let's go, don't hold back." He patted Ye Xi's shoulder.

Ye Xi walked away step by step full of doubts, went to the second floor to go to the toilet obediently, and squatted on the simple toilet invented by Loki. She was puzzled: "What happened just now? Let me go?"

On the other hand, Rocky's father was actually a little relieved.

Fortunately, Xiaohua didn't pee in her pants.

... What kind of weird parenting style is this.

After sending off Xiaohua's daughter, Loki faced the swordsman Thor, and once again put on an unfathomable expression.

"Trespassing on the sacred place of the elves, human beings," Loki smiled grimly, "Do you know what happened to the last person who broke in here?"

Thor looked at Ye Xi who was going upstairs, looked at Loki, and asked hesitantly, "...are you raised as a girl?"

Loki: ……………That’s not it! ! !

"But how could you, an elf, raise a human daughter?" Thor asked, rubbing his chin, "Isn't your place like a home for orphans? Elves also have social welfare?"

The human prince decided to seriously study the excellent system of the elves and reform it when he returned home.

Loki almost rolled his eyes, he asked in a deep voice, "What is your identity, human?"

"Ranger, swordsman Thor." Thor said, "I lost my way in the forest of elves while traveling. I hope you can take me in for a night."

"... Ranger." Loki looked at Thor's attire, looked at his armor, and carefully looked at a small cloth bag tightly wrapped in cloth around his waist, and suddenly asked, "You have a belt tied around your waist?" what's that?"

Thor looked down at the small cloth bag and smiled unnaturally: "Money."

"Oh...money." Loki smiled meaningfully, "money."

They stared at each other in silence for a long time under the moonlight, and then Loki turned and opened the door: "Come in, the third room on the right hand side on the second floor, there are no new clothes, only old robes, just wear them. Also, let me go first." Take a bath, I don't welcome people with fleas in my palace."

Thor was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately smiled brightly: "Thank you brother! I knew elves are kind-hearted!"

Loki sneered with his back turned to him, completely ignored him, and walked up the stairs.Thor asked loudly behind him, "Can you tell me your name?"

Loki didn't look back, but simply replied:

"Loki."

"Thor," Thor yelled, "I'm Thor!"

Thor, I know you, Prince Thor.Loki thought, with a small smile, I smell, the magic smell in your little cloth bag... that's the smell of thunder and lightning.

An artifact passed down from generation to generation by the human royal family, Mjolnir.

It's just... can Mjolnir be so small that she can be wrapped in cloth and tied around her waist?

Loki closed the bedroom door, hid in the shadow behind the door, and let out a long breath.

The human prince travels incognito with a shrunken artifact...

Something interesting must have happened to humans.

He squinted his eyes and looked out the window, the moonlight was bright.

... There is a shadow that does not belong here squatting quietly under his window sill.

"Glarica, get out." Loki said sullenly, "or I'll plant you back in the soil."

Ye Xi cried: "No, Loki, I can't find where my room is!"

"You can find my bedroom but not yours?" Loki asked. "Do you believe that?"

So the domineering author, Ye Watermelon, was thrown back to the small black room in the storage room by Loki's neck.

This male protagonist is definitely not born to Mr. Gua.

Absolutely not.

The author has something to say: the rhythm of daily changes makes me happy

I went to see Alien yesterday, and I huddled in my seat and cried all the time, but as long as I didn’t show up, I would sit up straight and lick the shark with full energy

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