[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Riding a deer is not comfortable.

Ye Xi had ridden a horse before, but that was under the premise that there were stirrups, and she still felt bumpy when she sat firmly on the saddle.It was the first time to ride a deer today. She lay on the deer's back, hugged the deer's neck, smelled the deer's unpleasant smell, and felt that her image was very wretched.Fortunately, Loki and Thor didn't bother to look back at her.

Ye Xi hugged the deer neck, stretched his neck to look at Loki and Thor in front of him, and found that the two people were talking happily.

"When the time comes, you will follow me." Loki said, "I will go and explain your identities to the Elf King, and he will allow you to participate in the ceremony."

"That's it." Thor smiled at Loki, "Thank you so much. But... the Elf King should also be the Son of God, right?"

Loki glanced at him, "Why?"

"So," Thor snapped his fingers, "the elf king is the son of god, and the elf prince is also the son of god, so now you have two sons of god?"

"Yes." Loki answered briefly, "but the Elven King is going to manage the country, so the prince is in charge of everything related to the gods."

"What is something related to God?" Thor was curious, "Like... like the human Holy See, praying, offering sacrifices, preaching, managing the church...?"

Loki smiled.

"The elves are relatively pure, they don't need churches, and they don't need to preach." He said slowly, "The prince's task is only to inherit the magic of light, and to serve as the officiant at the light festival."

Thor thought about it: "Being an officiant...what does an officiant do?"

Loki was silent for a while, and only the rustling of deer could be heard in the woods.

Just when Thor thought Loki didn't want to answer the question, he heard a low answer.

"...pleasing."

Thor turned back in surprise: "...Huh?"

"To please." At this time, the deer happened to walk under the tree, and the shadow covered Loki's face, making it difficult for people to see his expression clearly. "The duty of a child of God is to please God."

When Ye Xi heard these words, his heart skipped a beat.

[Ye Watermelon: ...Well, who of you can help me look up the original text, I remember that I didn't write this sentence at the beginning...]

[Kurokawa: No, I never wrote it. 】

【Bai Lu: But that's what you think in your heart, Watermelon God. 】

[Ye Watermelon: ... Wait, what is the Watermelon God? ? ?So besides "Stupid Author" and "Little Flower Cub", do I have new nicknames? ? ? 】

【Kurokawa: I have always been called "Da Da" (Д#)】

[Bai Lu: Classmate Xiao Hei, you are too sweet.Let me recommend another name, how about "Peng Shen"? 】

[Ye Watermelon: Not so good! ! ! 】

[Ye Watermelon: Also, I never thought about "wanting Loki to please me" or something like that, isn't it too perverted?In the original text, I didn't let him please the heroine like this? 】

[Bai Lu: Then you think about it according to common sense, are sacrifices used to please the gods in exchange for blessings? 】

[Ye Watermelon: ...Yes, but——]

【Bai Lu: That's fine.Now your male god is going to "please" you.Are you still not happy? 】

[Ye Watermelon: ... I always feel that I can't be happy. 】

【Bai Lu: This shows that you still have a conscience, heh. 】

【Ye Watermelon:...】

"Is that so..." After listening to the answer, Thor stroked his chin and asked again, "Then... how do you please?"

"You ask too much, this is the elf's secret, human." Loki said coldly.

Thor shrugged, "Okay, okay."

The next part of the road was relatively silent.

[Kurokawa: So... "to please", what exactly is it? 】

[Bai Lu: Go to see Chapter 10 of "Son of God". 】

[Kurokawa: Huh?okay……】

[Kurokawa: Ah, is it the chapter "Light Festival"?Loki stood on the altar, and then the divine light shone, and Glarika turned into a human form...]

[Kurokawa: Is this to please? ? ? 】

【Bai Lu: Yes, this is to please. 】

【Bai Lu: To fall in love with God is to please. 】

[Ji Ge: ... Digging grass, awesome, Ye Watermelon, you can do it. 】

[Ye Watermelon:? ? ? ? ? 】

Ye Xi felt that the hidden desire in her heart was stabbed precisely.Bai Lu is a black fan... how should I put it, she is like a roundworm in her belly. If you read her articles carefully, you can still see her casual thoughts behind the words. Bai Lu could see where he was conscious.

Bai Lu seemed to be holding up a big mirror. She tied Ye Xi tightly to the chair, and then stood the mirror in front of her, allowing Ye Xizai to take a closer look at her own face.

Gradually they heard human voices, and the three of them could already see the open space in the forest ahead.

In the middle of the open space is the Altar of Light. At this time, hundreds of elves in formal attire are gathered in front of the altar, lowering their heads and waiting quietly for something.The blond-haired elf king stood on the head of the altar as the officiant, and another blond-haired elf, Romos, stood on his left side with his hands down.

Hearing the rustling sound of deer walking, the Elf King looked sideways and met Loki's eyes.

Loki pursed his lips, the Elven King was expressionless, and then he nodded at Romos.Romos looked up at Loki, squinted his eyes, raised his hands, and clapped three times.

The elves raised their heads one after another, and then looked in the direction of Romos' line of sight. The three of Loki were suddenly watched silently by hundreds of elves.

The elves looked different, but none of them were happy.They backed away in silence, clearing a path for the three of them to reach the altar.

Rocky jumped off the deer first, and Thor wanted to catch Ye Xi after jumping off, but Rocky took the first step and helped Ye Xi fall to the ground.

The three du deer turned their heads and returned to the depths of the forest.

The three stood in front of the elves, and Thor was obviously a little embarrassed. He whispered to Ye Xi: "Uh... we are... late, so we are stared at like this?"

Ye Xi shook his head silently, no, Thor is stupid and sweet, that's right.

They are waiting for the dear prince.

Loki walked towards the altar first, Ye Xi hurriedly followed, Thor was stunned for a second, then quickened his pace to catch up.

"Is he looking for the Elf King?" Thor muttered as he walked, Ye Xi tried to get close to Loki, and the eyes of the elves on both sides stared at her made her hairy, "Why is he looking for the Elf King, because he is late And an apology?"

"Probably to introduce us." Ye Xi guessed, "After all, we are like human beings."

"It's not 'like,' we're human," Thor retorted.

"I'm not." Ye Xi squinted at him.

Thor was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh, yes, little flower boy."

"...Can you stop calling me little flower boy?"

"...Well, what was your original name?"

Ye Xi almost knelt down to Brother Hammer.

Feelings, let's eat and drink together for a week, and you still don't remember my name! ! !

Loki didn't feel bad when he came back to participate in the Light Festival for the first time, because the conversation between the two idiots was so heart-warming.

How did he raise these two idiots?

Loki pursed his lips, tried his best to hold back his laughter, and walked up to the Elf King.The Elven King looked down at him with ice blue eyes, and Loki tried not to let himself pay attention to Romos, who he thought had taken his place.His jealousy wasn't very hot today, and if he hadn't finally managed to take a look at Romos out of the corner of his eye, he would almost have thought he wasn't jealous of him anymore.

"King." Loki saluted, Ye Xi and Thor followed suit.

The Elf King nodded: "Loki. Why did you bring two humans to watch the ceremony?"

Loki turned sideways and reached out his hand to signal Thor to come forward: "This swordsman lost his way in the forest and came to me for help under the sacred tree. I took him in. And he also asked the king."

The Elf King stared at Thor, and Thor gave a human court salute: "It is an honor for Thor to witness the true face of the Elf King."

"It's an honor for me too." The Elven King turned his eyes around the cloth bag on his waist, and then returned to Thor's face, "What can I ask you, distinguished guest?"

Thor raised his head, and said in a deep voice: "I hope to get the help of the Son of God, so I can show you how to go to the Holy Island."

The Elf King glanced at Loki and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me the purpose of going to the Holy Island? The elves have guarded the Holy Island for generations, and they are obliged to ask those who land on the island to ensure the safety of the Holy Island."

Thor nodded and said, "My father is seriously ill. I will go to the holy island temple and ask for the holy flower to pray for my father."

The Elf King frowned.

"...seriously ill." He murmured, then glanced at Loki again, and nodded, "Don't worry, Your Excellency, the Son of God will help you to go to the Holy Island."

Loki pouted with his head down.

"Then..." The Elf King turned to Ye Xi, "Is this lady a newborn elf?"

Romos moved, as if he wanted to ask something.Ye Xi looked at Loki for help, and Loki said calmly, "She was born from the golden flowers under the sacred tree."

The Elf King looked at Ye Xi intently for a while, and finally nodded.

"You have changed, Loki." Wang said, "in the direction of my joy."

Loki seemed taken aback, but he didn't ask any questions.

"Then..." The Elf King nodded and gave up the position of the officiant, "Let's begin."

Thor stared wide-eyed, watching Loki walk up to the altar, standing in the most central position of the officiant, raising his hands flat.

"How did he—" Thor tugged on Ye Xi's sleeve, almost knocking her down, "How did he get up? Where is the Son of God?"

Ye Xi glanced at him speechlessly: "...Can't you see it?"

Loki began to sing a carol, his long hair swaying in the wind behind him.Thor stared at the black-haired elf on the altar that seemed to be glowing, and seemed to understand.

"Son of God," he murmured, "... Loki."

"Why did he lie to me?"

Ye Xi's eyes almost rolled to the holy tree.

"Have you ever been quite honest, 'Ranger'?"

Thor gasped: "How do you know—"

Ye Xi didn't want to answer.

"By the way, I see, he must be... shy."

Ye Xi finally moved his eyes away from the beautiful Son of God in a daze: "What are you talking about???"

"He's shy." Thor said earnestly, "The Son of God is awkward, mean, obsessive-compulsive, and likes to eat meat, playing with little flower cubs... He must feel embarrassed, so he didn't say anything."

Ye Xi: ......... Wucao, are you serious?

"Yes, that's it." Thor smashed his fist, "He said before that he would help me find the Son of God, but in fact he agreed to me in disguise. My God, Loki is such a good man, although he has a bad mouth."

Mr. Gua: ...

Romos couldn't bear it any longer, turned his head to the two idiots and said, "Can you two watch the ceremony quietly?"

They shut up obediently.

[Ye Watermelon: I'm sorry, who can help me find out whether the sexual orientation of "Son of God" is romance or pure love, I suspect that you have thrown me into Hammer Jiwen.Thor 3 is probably not so sweet. 】

[Bai Lu: Ah, actually, I think hammer base is much more delicious than base flower. 】

[Kurokawa: ... I also like Hammer. 】

[Ye Watermelon: ……………………… You go. 】

On the altar, Loki's chanting was coming to an end, and the magic circle beside the altar was filled with golden light, and the white light slowly extended along the lines towards Loki in the center.The elves raised their arms high and sang the last verse in unison.

The holy light fell just at the end of the last bar, enveloping Rocky.Ye Xi closed his eyes, feeling his divine consciousness slowly rising, flying towards the holy light falling from the temple in the sky to the Son of God.In the holy light, she flew towards Loki from top to bottom in the form of a spirit body. The green-eyed elf raised her eyes and watched the blurred figure slowly approaching until the spirit body of God embraced him.

"God... I am your child, I pray that you will bestow the blessing of light in the world." Loki softly recited the prayer.

Ye Xi replied with an ethereal synthesized voice: "As you wish."

Ye Xi should have drifted away after the routine question and answer.But Loki suddenly asked an unplanned question:

"God," he opened his eyes and turned his head to look at the blurred face of God, "Why do I, as the son of God of light, have so much darkness and filth in my heart?"

Ye Xi froze for a moment, then smiled.

"You are the Son of God, but God is not the God of light."

Loki narrowed his eyes slightly: "...I don't understand."

"I am the only god in the world."

Ye Xi said, and then felt that he really had to go back.

The holy light gradually disappeared, and Loki was in the middle of the altar, his eyes half-opened, and he seemed to be in a daze.

"The time for the coming of the gods this time seems to be longer than usual." Romos whispered to the Elven King.

The Elf King looked at Loki who was thinking about something, and said softly, "God favors him."

Romos frowned: "But the prince is not..."

The Elf King gave him a warning look: "God's preference, don't let us talk about it."

Loki didn't froze for long, and quickly stepped down from the altar and came to the Elf King.

"The sacrifice is complete." Loki said, "Can I go back to the sacred tree?"

"Wait," said the Elven King, "you, Prince Thor, and this..."

Loki added: "Glarika."

The Elf King glanced at Loki and continued, "...Miss Glarika, please come to the palace."

Thor was shocked again: "How did you find out my identity?"

Elf King: "...Your Excellency has the artifact of the human royal family, Thor's Hammer, on your waist."

Thor: "How did you find out, I obviously wrapped it up?"

Loki said calmly: "...We sons of God can sense divine power."

Thor swallowed a mouthful of saliva and nodded: "Son of God... very powerful."

The two Sons of God looked at Thor with foolish eyes at the same time.

... Is it really okay to entrust the future of mankind to such a person? ? ?

The author has something to say: Hammer is really an angel.

Amway has a mobile game [You Are Imprisoned in Your Hands], which was actually popular last year. After I graduated for a semester, I can finally start playing it!

From playing yesterday to now, when the code is updated, I can’t help but go to the liver with my hands. The overflowing girlish heart is enough for me to eat for a year.

In this game, you will be the instructor (that is, a psychiatrist) of this teenager who is locked up in an asylum because of amnesia.You can observe (peep) him through a secretly installed camera, you can text him, you can send him things, you can meet him, you can knock on glass.

As you communicate more and more, he trusts you more and more.There is no favorability system in this game, so you are not attacking him.

He is attacking you! ! !

The male lead, Chunren, has a relatively restrained and pure personality, but once you trust him, he will talk non-stop, and he also likes rock and roll!The contrast is cute!

The sound is super nice! ! !

The little angels of Chunren hug and hold each other high! ! !

【download link】

ios down server.

For Android, first download an app called "Calabash Man 3rd Floor", which contains the Chinese version of the game.Now I have only found the Chinese version in this.

That's great, the little angel Chunren is so good, I really want to announce that Chunren is my husband!

...Hey, but I have Dou Sen and Luo Dai Hua, does this count as bigamy?

...whatever, one is registered in England, one is registered in Portugal and one is registered in Neon, others don't know.