There are always different people who say it's my husband

The two packed their bags and drove to the place where the fitness madman was possessed. Su Heng got off at the station and said, "Drive the car over there, otherwise he will feel strange when he wakes up. I will go there right away and drive in 10 minutes." , drive west to City D, and go to the Home Inn over there to register with your ID card, I called and made a reservation."

Gan Xiaofeng asked in confusion: "How do you know you're going to downtown D?"

Su Heng patted his chest and said: "Feeling, my feeling suggests to go south. City D is the first city in the south. Let's go and have a look first."

"Then how do I know you're already in the car?"

"I can't remind you for the time being. Just watch the time. I will definitely get on the bus within 10 minutes. If you have something to say then, just say it. I can hear it even if I don't have a body."

"Oh." Gan Xiaofeng reluctantly touched his hard muscles before letting him get out of the car.

"Wait."

Su Heng turned back: "What's wrong?"

"Go your way, I'll take a photo of your back."

"Oh." Su Heng posed a bodybuilding coach's poss, and after confirming that Gan Xiaofeng had finished taking the photo, he found a place nearby to sit down and leave his body. After waking up, the fitness madman looked around, took out his phone and dialed: I'm here, where have you been?"

Su Heng covered his face and fled, and got into trouble again. He originally thought that this man was sitting in such a remote place to mourn a broken relationship. Who knew he was going on a date. I'm sorry brother, please explain to your girlfriend slowly, I owe you a favor .

Gan Xiaofeng, who was peeking from the side, silently lighted incense for the fitness madman, taking up his body for less than a day and ruining his date. I feel so guilty, but I really want to laugh at what's going on.

After the car drove up to the high speed, Gan Xiaofeng peeked at the passenger seat from time to time, trying to figure out what Su Heng looked like sitting there. He didn't know if Su Heng looked handsome as Ah Piao, and whether he was afraid of the sun or not. He shouldn’t be afraid, because yesterday and today were both in the daytime, so I don’t know if he needs to eat and go to the toilet. He said that he suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate when he went to the toilet, maybe he drank too much ginger soup.

Gan Xiaofeng drove the car into the service area, stopped and looked at the passenger seat and said, "Does husband want to go to the toilet? Yes, does Ah Piao need to go to the toilet? Well, I know I can't hear your answer, so let's go to the toilet together." Go, just treat it as being with me, okay, if you don’t speak, it’s as if you agreed."

After finishing speaking, Gan Xiaofeng got out of the car to go to the bathroom, and kept thinking about it all the way, nagging about driving so tired, my husband used to drive when I went out, and I was so nervous when I was driving alone for the first time, blah blah blah.

A handsome guy passing by turned around and answered, "You call me husband?"

Gan Xiaofeng stopped and looked the handsome guy up and down, dare to possess him when he goes to the toilet?Aren't you afraid of being taken away for anatomical research?He tentatively asked, "Su Heng?"

The handsome guy thought that Gan Xiaofeng was introducing himself, and he was secretly refreshed. You can have an affair every time you go to the toilet. He stretched out his right hand and planned to shake hands: "Your name is Su Heng, what a good name, and my name is Chenggong."

"Oh, sorry, I got the wrong person."

"Hey, don't go, my husband has already called, why don't you go have a good time with your brother." The handsome guy looked at Gan Xiaofeng lewdly, and the expression on his face clearly revealed some colorful thoughts.

Gan Xiaofeng is good-looking, the standard delicate handsome guy type, and the harassers he has met since he was a child are more than three digits. He can tell from the eyes of this person that the other party has no good intentions. Since it is not Su Heng, he is not in the mood to talk to him. Wasted time, rolled his eyes and turned to the toilet.

The handsome guy quit, grabbed Gan Xiaofeng and said, "You called me husband just now, and now you want to leave after flirting?"

Gan Xiaofeng was too lazy to talk to him, and wanted to leave with a shake of his hand. How could the duck in his beak let him fly away, the handsome guy forced Gan Xiaofeng to go to the wall and put his body against it.

Gan Xiaofeng is familiar with sexual harassment, watching the staff patrolling in uniform not far away shouting: "robbery."

The handsome guy saw that people around him gathered around him, and let go angrily. After all, he just wanted to steal food and didn't dare to make too much noise. It's a pity that the security personnel in the service area don't care what he thinks and put him down first.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm just passing by, it's not robbery." The handsome man raised his hands above his head to express his innocence.

The security personnel hesitated at first when they heard someone shouting from the crowd:

"He was a robber. I heard him say to hand over the money with my own ears."

"I heard it too, and he said let me go with him."

"I heard it too."

"He was the one who robbed."

Gan Xiaofeng observed carefully, and the people who spoke were talking one after another, and none of them happened to be talking together. He secretly smiled in his heart, my husband has worked hard, so he slipped away while his attention was not on him.

"Comrade, please follow us to the police station."

"Me? He was the one who robbed me, so why should I go?"

Comrade Anbao explained well: "You are considered a victim. If the police comrades ask for a statement, you'd better be there."

Gan Xiaofeng was a little tangled up. What he said made sense, but he was delayed going out this afternoon after going there. He didn't know if there would be any follow-up. He really didn't want to go. Just when he didn't know what to do, the handsome guy suddenly said: "Comrade, I am really a robber. I don't need him to prove it. I will go with you myself. I can write you a letter of guarantee first."

The security guard took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording mode with a confused face: "Do you dare to say it again?"

The handsome guy looked at the camera and said seriously: "I, Chenggong, forcibly robbed a good woman and man in the XXX service area today, trying to take away his money and virginity. I am guilty, and I am willing to accept education from the government."

Gan Xiaofeng suppressed a smile and said to the security personnel: "Comrade, I have something else to do. See if I can leave first."

"You go first." The security guard waved his hand helplessly, and then turned to his colleague who was in contact with the local police station and said, "Xiao Zhang, don't go to the police station, just send it to the Fifth Neurological Hospital. There should be rescue."

After Gan Xiaofeng got in the car, he kicked the accelerator and ran for more than 30 miles before slowly slowing down. He was afraid that he would regret what is called a successful sobriety later. Kick his balls, and both.

Thinking of Su Heng, I suddenly remembered the serious appearance of that person pleading guilty just now. Without thinking about it, I knew that Su Heng must have attached to him to do it. I didn't expect that his body could be used by such a coincidence. What did I hear? Never forget to take advantage of yourself.

After driving for a long time, Gan Xiaofeng became more and more lonely, and kept talking non-stop. He secretly saw Su Heng being beaten when he was a child, and talked about seeing him cry like a fool in the hospital. Feeling beautiful in my heart, I went all the way to City D and arrived at the parking lot of the hotel. I didn't forget to ask Su Heng if he wanted to go upstairs to rest for a while before going out to find his body. No one paid him any attention, but he was not disappointed either. The thought of seeing Su Heng's new vest after a while made me a little excited, and I didn't know if he was handsome or not.

When I arrived at the front desk, I took out my ID card and handed it to the girl at the front desk. The girl at the front desk blushed when she saw the smiling handsome guy, and checked in shyly. Until Gan Xiaofeng took the room card and left, she was still immersed in the pink bubbles. So handsome, as handsome as Feng Shuai.

A colleague came to change shifts and saw the nympho girl at the front desk and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Let me tell you, the guest who just checked in is very, very handsome."

"Is your Feng Shuai handsome?"

"Of course, and they look very, very alike."

"Then maybe it's Shuai Feng."

The little girl at the front desk said firmly: "Impossible, Feng Shuai must be escorted by Brother Heng when he goes out, he never goes out by himself."

The colleague didn't take it seriously: "Who hasn't had the time to go out by themselves."

"Feng Shuai is notoriously a road idiot, he will get lost when he turns a corner."

"Ha ha."

I have to say, girl, sometimes people change, such as the one who came in at the door.

"Master, you are..."

"Stay in the hotel." The monk took out his ID to check in.

The front desk didn't find it strange either. City D is relatively open and accepts all kinds of rivers. There are often monks holding Buddhist meetings. She quickly completed the formalities and took out the room card and handed it over: "You take room 305."

"Thank you." The monk thanked him politely and left.

When I got to the third floor, I checked that there were no workers. The monk did not go to Room 305, but put away his cold expression, and knocked on the door of Room 319 with a gentle smile.

The anxious Gan Xiaofeng who was waiting inside jumped up and opened the door: "Husband, uh, master, is there something wrong?"

The monk smiled and said, "I am your husband."

Gan Xiaofeng slammed on the door excitedly, what happened just now, who did he see?Who is knocking?Who did the man say he was?Who is his husband?Can monks get married too?What's Miss Su's name?Su Jingjing, right? The Su family's parents really have the foresight, and now they really want to be quiet.

The monk knocked on the door outside, and said to the crack of the door: "Baby, open the door quickly, what do you mean by letting others see a monk knocking on the door outside?"

Gan Xiaofeng collapsed, opened the door and dragged Su Heng in: "You still know it's shameful, why did you get into the monk's body, you just abducted the great monk and ran away, does their abbot know? I'm not afraid that the Bodhisattva Buddha will take him away." you."

Su Heng spread his hands: "I can't help it. Who told me to get off the car and saw him not far away. I tried it and found that my body is quite suitable. I'm afraid you will deal with him if you are in a hurry."

Gan Xiaofeng covered his face and said: "Then you have to be careful, don't let others break the precept. I heard that if you want to be a monk now you have to have a graduate degree or above, and it is not easy for others."

"I know, hungry or not, I bought you a spicy chicken diced, no chili."

Only then did Gan Xiaofeng notice that Su Heng was still carrying a packing box in his hand. He pointed at the box for a long time before he said: "It's agreed not to break the precept! You kill even if you eat meat. A monk who is possessed by you is considered a I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes."

Su Heng later realized that he had indeed caused some trouble. No wonder the owner of the small restaurant looked at him strangely. He handed the lunch box to Gan Xiaofeng and said, "If you eat it, I won't eat it. This is not considered meat eating." , and you eat the chicken killed by the chef, I don't count it as killing, you see, you have broken the precept."

"Can your skin be thicker?"

"Yes, change the body to a thicker layer. You know that I changed seven or eight today."

Gan Xiaofeng was speechless, thought for a long time and said, "Let's come to this master again when we get your body back, and see what we can do."

"Okay, listen to you, I suddenly want to kiss you like a monk."

Gan Xiaofeng touched Su Heng's big bald head with a smile and said, "I don't mind when you get back your body and shave your head to kiss me."

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Great monk: "Amitabha, the poor monk is suffering."