There are always different people who say it's my husband

Gan Xiaofeng squatted pitifully at the door of his house waiting for Su Heng to come back, like a big dog that couldn't wait for its owner to come home for a long time. Whenever a man came over, he thought it was Su Heng who came back, and happily went up to meet him, only to get one With strange eyes, until the night fell and the moon rose, there was no one who would respond to him with a smile.

When Su Heng came back, the sky was already bright, and the morning dew was shining on Gan Xiaofeng's hair. Gan Xiaofeng curled up in a ball, curled up at the door and fell asleep.Su Heng hugged the sleeping man distressedly, his arms were cold, it was obvious that he had been frozen outside all night.

"Baby, baby? Wake up, go home and sleep."

Gan Xiaofeng opened his eyes in a daze, looked at the stranger in front of him and asked tentatively, "Brother Heng?"

"It's me, where is the key, open the door quickly, your voice is hoarse, you probably caught a cold."

Gan Xiaofeng cleared his throat, feeling a little uncomfortable, took out the key, opened the door, rubbed his eyes and walked in. As soon as Su Heng entered the house, he was busy looking for medicine to boil water, and he didn't forget to take the time to put the bath water and throw Gan Xiaofeng in Pao: "You can take a bath, and I will make ginger soup for you to drive away the cold."

Gan Xiaofeng grabbed Su Heng's hand: "Don't go."

Su Heng smiled lightly and patted his hand: "I'm not leaving, I'm just cooking a bowl of ginger soup for you, and I'll be back soon."

Gan Xiaofeng pulled him stubbornly: "Don't go."

"Okay, I'm not leaving." Su Heng took the small stool in the bathroom and sat beside him.

"Why did it take you so long to come back? I waited for you for a long time yesterday."

"Fool, I have to find a suitable body. Don't wait outside next time. I will definitely come back to find you."

Gan Xiaofeng shrank into the bathtub, his paws ready to move. Now Su Heng is so gentle, he really wants to take a photo to show off his love and love. If you post a picture of taking a bath with another man on Weibo, you will be called cheating, but no. Itchy paws.

Seeing Gan Xiaofeng rubbing his hands habitually, Su Heng laughed and said, "Are your hands itchy?"

"Well, I want to show off a little."

"Hold it for a while, and then post it with a pose and a back view, and then let them guess if it's me."

Gan Xiaofeng felt wronged, scratched Su Heng's palm and said, "Then when will I be able to post your photo? My conscience will hurt if I post other people's photos every day."

"Stupid." Su Heng tapped Gan Xiaofeng's forehead: "Didn't you take a set of photos of me when we went on a trip before and said you wanted to keep them? Just release one every few days."

"That is a private photo that I use to treasure, don't show it to others."

"Then do you want your fans to think you're broken in love? Or do you want them to think you're cheating?"

Gan Xiaofeng said reluctantly, "Okay."

"Okay, stop soaking, go back to bed and warm up for a while." Su Heng got up and carried Gan Xiaofeng out, the water splashed on his body, and his shirt was soon soaked.

Gan Xiaofeng's sharp eyes saw the looming muscles under the wet shirt, and he stretched out a finger to poke secretly: "Brother Heng, this man's muscles are bigger than yours, so tough."

Su Heng patted off his mischievous hands, took out a towel and wiped his body: "Don't make trouble, this man is a fitness freak, his body is nothing but muscles."

"I've never seen such a big muscle, let me touch it quickly." Gan Xiaofeng touched it with both hands with great joy.

Su Heng was soon so angry that he was teased. He wrapped the man in a bath towel and carried him back to the bedroom and stuffed him under the quilt: "Be honest with me, you don't want me to use another man's body to make out with you."

"Oh." Gan Xiaofeng withdrew his hand in embarrassment, blinked his big eyes and began to look at Su Heng's new body.

I didn't pay attention to the coquettishness just now. This person's height is more than 1.8 meters 100, and his muscles are comparable to those of bodybuilders on TV. Score 60 points, no more, and it is already very face-saving to pass.

"Oh, by the way, did you appease this person's family when you came out this time? There won't be another door-to-door asking for someone, right? If we smash the door again, it will be useless."

"Don't worry, I know this guy. He's a fitness fanatic. He works out at home five days a week and works as a trainer at a fitness club on weekends. It's only Monday. He won't be found missing these days." Su Heng took off his wet clothes and threw them into the The bathroom, rummaging back and forth in his closet.

"Then there is no one else in his family?"

"No, his parents live abroad and have never been in a relationship. I think he will marry a gym and go home sooner or later." Su Heng took out the clothes he wore when he was the fattest from the bottom of the cabinet and gestured back and forth on his body.

"Don't try it. Your muscles are smooth, not as big as his. He can't even wear your clothes. Throw them in the washing machine and dry them."

"Well, I'll just say too much muscle is useless."

Gan Xiaofeng protruded his neck and said arrogantly: "I just like muscles, and it bounces and stretches when I bite it down. The taste is very good."

"kindness?"

Su Heng glanced over at Gan Xiaofeng for a second, and retracted into the bed, revealing two big eyes flickering and flirting: "Your muscles have the best taste, and the big ones are hard and hard to bite."

"Little heartless." After throwing the clothes into the washing machine, Su Heng cooked a bowl of ginger soup, brought it in, and handed it to Gan Xiaofeng's mouth: "Drink it."

"Is it okay not to drink?"

"No."

"I think our focus is to study how to get your body back first."

"My point is that you don't catch a cold."

Gan Xiaofeng took out his mobile phone and said, "Turn around, I'll take a picture of my back and post it on Weibo."

"I'll post it again tomorrow, and one every other day, or I won't be able to keep up with the speed of changing my body."

"Then what should I post today?"

"Take out the photos you saved before and post them. You can't stop showing your affection, otherwise someone will pick it up because of your popularity. Now we'd better not attract too much attention."

"Oh."

Gan Xiaofeng lay on the bed and opened a confidential folder on the Baidu cloud of the mobile phone, which contained photos of private houses that he had not been willing to send out before. Su Heng in the photos was extremely handsome. Huang Shen'er's photos, when encountering such photos, are usually stored in a secret folder and not shown to others, even Su Heng has never seen it, so it is a bit reluctant to show it to others now.

Su Heng admired his handsome photos narcissistically for a long time at the side: "Tsk tsk tsk, you still saved my naked photos, little pervert, I didn't expect you to be so obsessed with my body."

Gan Xiaofeng hurriedly put away the phone and stuffed it under the pillow, and gave Su Heng a blushing look.

"Oh, I'm so shy, why weren't you shy when you secretly photographed me."

"You, you get out, I don't know if it's just a change of body to add a layer of skin, your skin is getting thicker and thicker, really shameless."

Su Heng lifted Gan Xiaofeng's chin and looked around: "I don't know which brat who is particularly shameless secretly took my fruit photo."

"Get out." Gan Xiaofeng got into bed and refused to show up again.

Su Heng took out his mobile phone from under his pillow, opened Baidu Cloud and successfully found the confidential folder, passed the password once, and looked at the bulging ball in the middle of the quilt and laughed very happily. All Gan Xiaofeng's passwords are related to himself, so it is easy to guess , and every time he entered his password, he felt beautiful in his heart. Su Heng pulled out Gan Xiaofeng's inventory and looked through his beautiful photos carefully, and said in awe: "If you don't come out again, I will delete all the photos. .”

Gan Xiaofeng stuck out his head and said fiercely, "If you dare, I will bite you."

Su Heng stretched out his arm amusedly: "Bite, the muscles of this body are as hard as stone lumps, bite and knock off your little dog's teeth."

"Humph."

Su Heng hummed a little song, selected three photos that he thought could be sent out for others to see, and saved them in the phone album, saying, "Three photos a day, although the frequency is much lower than before, but under the banner of recent activities , fans should be able to understand, so they will be posted according to the frequency of three meals a day."

"Oh." Gan Xiaofeng fiddled with the phone listlessly, reluctant to show it to others.

"Oh, what, let's go to sleep first, I'll pack up my things, and when we wake up, we'll set out to find our bodies."

"How to find it."

"Drive out to find it, follow your feelings, find it first and then consider other issues."

Gan Xiaofeng tilted his head to watch Su Heng busy packing his things: "Have you ever thought about how the person you possessed will react when he wakes up and finds himself in another place?"

......

I really didn't think about this problem. Su Heng sat on the suitcase and began to think of a solution. After leaving a difficult problem, Gan Xiaofeng lay back under the covers and concentrated on sleeping, but he had no conscience.

After thinking about it all morning, Su Heng realized that he had no clue, so he decisively moved to the computer and began to pay homage to Du Niang, searching for what to do if he appeared in other places for no reason. Good guy, there are more than 200 million results, but the content basically has nothing to do with the title.

Gan Xiaofeng, who was awake, made a pertinent suggestion in a daze. If you have any questions, you can go to Zhihu or Tianya. The almighty netizens have infinite brains. After thinking about it, Su Heng thought it made sense. He applied for a Zhihu account to post questions. Not to mention that the majority of netizens are really reliable, many people persuaded him to call the police immediately, and even an uncle of the policeman said that he would send him home. Su Heng was moved to tears, closed the webpage gratefully, and pretended not to see the end Down the string of comments telling him to keep making up stories.

Husband and wife face each other with big eyes and small eyes, and the mental cycle is endless. A sentence that often appears on Douyin recently, "Oh my god, my brain hurts, my brain hurts..."

"Husband, what is the speed per hour when you use float?"

Su Heng didn't react for a moment: "What's floating."

"It's when you don't have a body."

"Oh, it's faster than walking. If you drive slower, I can catch up."

"That's easy." Gan Xiaofeng patted Su Heng's thigh and said, "Look at us, when you are on the road, you keep running behind the car like a piao, and when you arrive at a place and need to find clues, you Possess yourself on someone else, and when we leave, go back to where you were and walk away, so that person will feel that something is wrong at most, but it will not be too outrageous."

Su Heng clapped his hands together: "My daughter-in-law is really smart, so I will do it this way, but in fact, I can take a car even if I am A Piao, and I don't need to chase so hard."

Gan Xiaofeng stretched out a finger: "The last thing, the conscience of heaven and earth, the next time I get possessed, I will find someone who will not delay other people's work and study, and waste other people's lives will be punished by God."

"Ok."

"Okay, let's go."