There are always different people who say it's my husband

When Su Heng was cooking, Gan Xiaofeng kept guarding the door of the kitchen eagerly, for fear that the person would disappear suddenly again. If he experienced it again, he would probably go crazy. Su Heng turned his head and saw his lover who was eagerly looking at him at the door, his heart warmed up, and he blew a kiss. In the past, Gan Xiaofeng suddenly felt a little physiologically nauseated, this face seemed not suitable for this action, the provocative action really depends on the face.

In the past, when Su Heng was cooking, he would take a few photos to show his affection, but this time he took out his phone and gestured for a long time, but he didn't take a single satisfactory photo.

Gan Xiaofeng silently opened the photo album of the mobile phone, picked out a few photos taken by Su Heng when he was cooking, and admired them. He glanced at the photos and then looked up at the people who were busy. It was the person I identified, so I endured it, closed my eyes and took a picture of Su Heng's busy back and posted it on Weibo, with the annotation: The first day of transformation, guess who this is?

It didn't take long for the comments to reach thousands and continue to grow. Gan Xiaofeng randomly flipped through a few popular comments, in order:

Third Uncle Feng Shuai, firm end

Uncle Feng Shuai, the appraisal is complete

Second Uncle Feng Shuai, the appraisal is complete

Feng Shuai's fifth eldest aunt, after the appraisal, saw this reply, Gan Xiaofeng raised his head and observed carefully for a long time, no matter how you look at this back, he must be a man, and the eyes of this fifth eldest aunt are so bad.

"The meal is ready, come and eat quickly."

"Oh, here we come." Gan Xiaofeng quit Weibo and obediently sat at the dining table waiting for dinner.

Su Heng cooked several dishes, all of which were Gan Xiaofeng's favorite, especially the spicy chicken diced without chili, which was full of flavor and flavor.

Gan Xiaofeng had been hungry for two days, and when he saw something to eat, he gorged himself on the rice bowl and did not let go. Su Heng was afraid that he would hurt his stomach and dare not let him continue eating: "It's almost done, eat later, or your stomach can't take it."

"I'm hungry." Gan Xiaofeng looked at him eagerly: "I haven't eaten since yesterday morning. If you don't come back, I will starve to death."

Su Heng felt distressed: "You are stupid, you don't know how to cook and you don't know how to order takeaway."

"You're missing. How can I be in the mood to eat? I've been checking the news this morning. I'm afraid that someone will find the body of an unknown man, and then the police will call me to claim the body." Gan Xiaofeng held the bowl and began to cry, and Don't forget to put a mouthful of rice in your mouth from time to time.

Su Heng hates Gan Xiaofeng crying the most, but that little crying bag has a very low tear point, and I will cry for you if there is a disagreement. The small appearance of being wronged is very attractive, but since he is using someone else's body now, Su Heng didn't Hugging and kissing like before, he rubbed his hands and sat quietly beside Gan Xiaofeng to build up his emotions, and began to cry loudly. After crying twice, he found that it was not true that there were no tears. He reached out and wiped some tears from Gan Xiaofeng's face. Calling on his own face, the effect is comparable to that of a professional crying hand.

Gan Xiaofeng was too scared to make a sound. He had seen Su Heng cry once since he was a child. The first time he committed suicide was when Su Heng cried like a fool in the hospital. This is the second time in his lifetime that he saw Su Heng. He cried, but still pretended to cry. Although his acting skills were too clumsy and howling was too fake, it didn't affect the thrilling effect at all.

"My husband, I won't eat, you, you should be normal."

"Ah woo woo."

"Old man, I was wrong, I was wrong." Gan Xiaofeng resolutely stuffed the bowl into Su Heng's hand and begged for mercy. It was too terrifying, and he would never pretend to cry again.

The tears borrowed from Gan Xiaofeng's face had long since dried up. Su Heng wiped away the non-existent tears and asked, "How is the technique? The picture is not worse than yours, right? I think I can be a professional cryr in the future."

Gan Xiaofeng looked at the face in front of him that was obviously biased towards Zhang Fei. It would be quite harmonious if he saw the injustice and roared, but the picture is too beautiful when he howls dryly. It is not recommended to watch it, especially when eating. As expected, it is only suitable for a little freshman like himself. In order to take care of Su Heng's mood, Gan Xiaofeng said against his conscience: "It's not bad."

"Baby, did I tell you that you blink your left eye quickly when you tell a lie." Su Heng stretched out his hand to cover Gan Xiaofeng's left eye and looked at it: "Okay, now I believe you."

"roll."

In the end, under Su Heng's fake crying offensive, Gan Xiaofeng finally put down his job reluctantly, took another bite of spicy chicken while Su Heng was not paying attention, and then left the restaurant step by step.

Back in the bedroom, Gan Xiaofeng remembered that he forgot to put the food on the plate, take pictures and post on Weibo. It is also his habit to take pictures and post on Weibo every dinner, because he has a tricky mouth. He would try to make something delicious for Gan Xiaofeng. Every day after Gan Xiaofeng finished his dinner, he would receive a bunch of envious and jealous replies.

In the past two days, all the records of showing affection for four consecutive years have been interrupted. Unhappy, Gan Xiaofeng pouted and asked, "Husband, where is your body?"

"I do not know."

"Then how do you get it back?"

Su Heng pointed to the corner of his right eye: "I can roughly feel where my body is, let's try to find it by feeling."

"Then should we call the police?"

Su Heng flicked Gan Xiaofeng's forehead with his fingers: "Little fool, do you want me to be arrested and dissected for research?"

"Yeah, then we can't beat them even if we find them, just wait." After Gan Xiaofeng finished speaking, he picked up his mobile phone and began to browse Taobao.

"What are you doing? Toys? Want to buy toys for my little sister?"

"No." Gan Xiaofeng didn't raise his head, and went through Taobao quickly: "I'll see if there are any guns for sale. I'll buy a gun first. If I can't beat them, I'll grab it."

"Oh, my little fool, you are so cute." Su Heng smiled and fell down on the bed, lying on his side with his arms propped up, watching Gan Xiaofeng browse Taobao.

Gan Xiaofeng slapped Su Heng out of his busy schedule: "You're laughing, get up and help me. I used to call him a little bitch when we looked at the stars and the moon together, but now I change my body and dare to call me a fool." , You said, did you go out for a while, there are people outside."

"Heart."

The two laughed and quarreled for a while, and Gan Xiaofeng suddenly thought of a very serious question: "Your body is less than [-] to [-] years old. You should be married and have children. What if you run into his wife and children when you go out?"

Su Heng put away his smile, this is really a problem, he said with luck, "Probably not, just borrow it for three days."

Just as they were talking, the doorbell rang, and the two of them looked at each other. They don't know how to report to the world, right? The test is here soon?

"What should I do? Could it be that this man's wife really came to the door?" Gan Xiaofeng trembled a little.

Su Heng patted Gan Xiaofeng's hand: "It's all right, don't worry, I'll go and have a look first."

The doorbell was still ringing, Su Heng looked at the cat's eye and saw that there was no one there, and said strangely: "There is no one outside."

"No one?" Gan Xiaofeng also ran over and lay down on the door to look out. There was really no one, and he was a little scared: "It can't be the aliens who arrested you."

The doorbell was still ringing, and the two people inside were hesitating whether to open the door, until someone started banging on the door, and a shrill female voice came in: "Li Dabao, get out!"

Li Dabao?Gan Xiaofeng glanced at the cat's eyes again: "There is a big sister outside, could it be your wife?"

Su Heng touched Gan Xiaofeng's face, "Aren't you my wife?"

Gan Xiaofeng knocked off Su Heng's hand and said angrily: "You are poor, who is your wife? The one outside is the one. Think about what to do."

"What should I do? Open the door. If you don't open it again, she might kick someone down. You should hide first."

"I don't, you just open the door."

Su Heng had no choice but to open the door, and the woman outside raised her hand and slapped Su Heng: "Li Dabao, you have no conscience, leave your son to live in a shack, and live in a big house with Xinhuan."

"I, I." Su Heng didn't know what to say before he could react. Gan Xiaofeng was furious. He dared to hit my man, and he raised his hand to hit back. No, I'm not Li Dabao."

"Fart, I dragged you up since I was a child, and I even know how many moles you have on your buttocks. You fucking dare not even recognize me." The woman grabbed Su Heng and beat him violently. Su Heng felt guilty and dared not fight back. Can resist.

Pulled up from a young age?Zuo Heng tentatively called mom, but when he got another big slap in response, Gan Xiaofeng felt pain when he looked at it, this bastard, that woman could tell by her age that she must not be his mother.

A little boy pulled Su Heng's clothes with tears in his eyes and said, "Father, you won't open the door I've knocked on for a long time. Don't you want me anymore? The baby is very good, and the baby won't be mischievous."

Gan Xiaofeng exclaimed: "Baby? You rang the doorbell just now? No wonder no one can be seen."

The little boy looked at Gan Xiaofeng timidly: "New mother, don't take Dad away, okay, the baby will be very good."

"New mother!" Gan Xiaofeng pointed at herself and then at the little boy, too speechless.

Seeing this, the woman beat her up even harder: "You're a murderer, you don't even want a child for a man, I would have raised you as if I had a dog!"

The beating and scolding of the woman and the crying of the little boy collided in Su Heng's mind. When his eyes went dark, he found himself being bounced out, floating beside his body, watching the man call out to his sister with a dazed expression.

"Sister, don't hit me, sister." Li Dabao hugged his head to avoid his sister's fist.

"dad."

"Xiaobao? Sister, stop beating, what are you doing?" Li Dabao grabbed his sister's hand, his face was bruised and purple.

"You still have the nerve to talk about me? If you don't go home these two days, the child doesn't care if you still have face, right? If I didn't happen to pass by today and saw him, you wouldn't even know the child was lost." The woman panted heavily. Staring at Li Dabao.

"I, why am I here?"

The little boy sobbed and said, "I took your photo and looked for you everywhere. Just now an uncle said he saw you entering this house, so I knocked on the door."

Li Dabao looked around, grabbed Gan Xiaofeng and asked, "Why am I here? Who are you?"

Gan Xiaofeng has now realized that Su Heng has left this body, and feels very guilty for causing so much trouble for others, so he tries to make up for it: "Uh, this, this gentleman fainted at the gate of the community yesterday, and I don't want to Knowing where his family lives took him home, he just woke up."

The little boy muttered in a low voice: "It's different from what that uncle said."

Gan Xiaofeng knelt down and patted the little boy's head and said, "That uncle may have misread it."

"Oh, thank you uncle." The little boy bowed to Gan Xiaofeng uprightly, but he was well-behaved.

"Thank you, thank you." Li Dabao looked like an honest man, he didn't doubt Gan Xiaofeng's words at all, and kept saying thank you.

Gan Xiaofeng was not in the mood to greet them, and sent them away with a few words. He closed the door and was depressed. He didn't know when Su Heng would find a new body and come back. He tentatively said to the air, "Husband? Are you still here?"

Expected no response.Confused, Gan Xiaofeng dug out the Weibo post in the morning, and replied under the comment guessed to be the second uncle's: The girl has the truth, good eyesight.

Yes, it's the second uncle, he can't be younger anymore, he's just so depressed.