There are always different people who say it's my husband

Gan Xiaofeng ate a whole plate of spicy chicken in two bites in front of Su Heng, then put the side dishes that came with the restaurant in front of Su Heng, and said very sincerely: "Master, please eat vegetarian food, you are welcome."

Su Heng looked at the food in front of him that could be eaten in three bites, and said pitifully, "Baby, I can't get enough with just a few bites."

"Don't pretend to be pitiful, this face doesn't suit you." Gan Xiaofeng pushed the rest of the rice in front of Su Heng: "No, I'll give you all the rice."

"Okay." Su Heng ate two bowls of rice with small pickles. He didn't have to eat meat, but it was rather heartbreaking to have a cruel comparison with the other side when he was eating pickles.

Gan Xiaofeng leaned against the bed and posted the photo of the fitness fanatic on Weibo, with the accompanying text "Brother Heng is changing, guess who this is", and then cheerfully refreshed to see the reply.

Hehehe, the hot comments are still those few replies, not a single word has changed, and even the id is still those few people:

Third Uncle Feng Shuai, firm end

Uncle Feng Shuai, the appraisal is complete

Second Uncle Feng Shuai, the appraisal is complete

Feng Shuai's fifth eldest aunt, the appraisal is completed

Followed by a handsome aunt Feng

Gan Xiaofeng felt that he had to stop this miraculous trend, otherwise there might be a sixth grandma or something in the end, his little heart couldn't bear it, so he thought for a while to reply on the floor of the fifth eldest aunt, the source of the crooked building, dear, you Are there really no misunderstandings about gender?

Su Heng came over to take a look and said, "If you reply him like this, all subsequent comments will probably go off track."

"How is it possible?" Gan Xiaofeng refreshed Weibo again, and then found that not only Grandma Six appeared in the new comments, but Grandma Seven also appeared in the new comments. The big bald head was particularly dazzling, and he pushed it away hard and said, "Stay away from me, reflect the light."

Su Heng looked at Gan Xiaofeng sternly and said, "You have to cry again when I'm far away from you."

Gan Xiaofeng looked at Su Heng seriously and said, "Dear Mr. Su, I hope you remember that your personality is Gentle Gong, do you know what Gentle Gong is? Gentle and considerate is centered on me, like this rogue Gong's expression And the lines are not suitable for you, especially not suitable for you who are temporarily a monk."

Su Heng touched his bald head a few times and sat back to eat, eating vegetarian food!

Gan Xiaofeng replied after Aunt Feng Shuai's comment with nothing to do: I have never been here and I am not familiar with her. The other party replied in a second and asked my uncle to find out. Next, the two of you come and chat with each other for hundreds of floors before you can't get enough of it. Quitting Weibo, Gan Xiaofeng didn't know that because of his own whim, this fan who was lucky to be flopped by a strong fan was surrounded by horrific crowds.

"It's over, let's talk about how we can find your body."

"Let's go out first and drive along the road. The arrows in front of me keep circling. I think there should be some hints around here. Let's look for it first."

"Oh, good." Gan Xiaofeng picked up the car keys and room card and got up.

"You wait." Su Heng found an oversized sunglasses from the suitcase, put it on Gan Xiaofeng's face and said, "You are also a small celebrity, can you be careful not to be too conspicuous, the small receptionist downstairs just now I almost recognized you."

Gan Xiaofeng rolled his eyes down and looked at Su Heng from above: "I almost recognized it, but I didn't recognize it at all."

Su Heng fixed his glasses: "She didn't dare to admit it because she didn't believe that you would go out alone. You will not be so lucky every time. You should pay attention. Be careful that tomorrow's hot search will be the cheating monk Feng Shuai."

"Hmph, if you dare to break the precept, I will dare to cheat."

Su Heng stretched out his fingers and picked Gan Xiaofeng's chin: "If you dare to cheat on the monk, I will dare to break the precept. Anyway, it is not me who was punished by the Buddha."

"Believe it or not, the Buddha will kill you now."

"I believe, let me break a precept before hacking."

"roll!"

Naogui Nao, Gan Xiaofeng obediently put on the big sunglasses when he went out, not because he was afraid of being cheated, but mainly because he was afraid of being exposed to seduce his family to relapse.

The two of them drove aimlessly on the road until midnight. There was no place where Su Heng could feel special. Gan Xiaofeng pulled over the car a little annoyed: "Honey, they won't do anything to your body. Well, why am I so flustered?"

"I don't know why they arrested me. It wouldn't be the princess of their planet recruiting a son-in-law." Su Heng was so confident in his appearance that he was shameless.

Gan Xiaofeng nodded seriously: "You are so handsome, it is really possible that the princess of some planet will fall in love with you, maybe the widowed queen mother will fall in love with you."

Su Heng felt a chill, and trembled around himself: "The princess is fine, let's forget about the queen mother."

Gan Xiaofeng gave Su Heng a sideways look: "What's wrong? If you were a princess, you would really marry her."

"How dare I, the poor monk always remembers that he is already married, bigamy is a crime, Amitabha."

"hehe"

When the two were chattering, someone was knocking on the car door outside. Gan Xiaofeng opened the window, and the smell of alcohol almost knocked them out. The drunk reached in and said, "Beat, rob."

Gan Xiaofeng said sincerely: "Brother, if you want to rob, please stand firm first?"

"I stand, stand quite, very steady."

"Amitabha." Su Heng pretended to be Yang and said with a Buddha's name: "Looting is also work. Since the benefactor is out to work, why does he still drink alcohol, but drinking is a mistake!"

"Fuck, smelly monk, grandpa is so strong and cowardly, what do you know?" The drunk said confidently: "Grandpa is out to fight or rob for the first time. He has no experience. You can't understand it."

Gan Xiaofeng took off his glasses and looked at the drunk and smiled slightly: "Brother, what do you want to rob."

The drunk man was stunned. He had never seen such a good-looking boy at such a young age. He suddenly felt a little shy and said shyly, "Jie, Jiese."

"Amitabha." Su Heng put the eyes on Gan Xiaofeng and said, "Almsgiver, please look behind you."

The drunk man wobbled and turned around to look behind, hey, there are two more handsome guys, today is really not in vain, shyly rubbed his hands and went forward: "Jie, Jiese"

The person who came didn't give him a good face, so he saluted first: "Hello, we received a call from the police to complain about your sexual harassment, please come with us."

The police originally wanted to talk about robbery, but the one who was harassed by the drunk man's dishonest hands directly said it was sexual harassment, and his companion covered his mouth and snickered.

The drunk man didn't know whether he was really drunk or fake drunk, so he shyly got on the policeman and followed him. Gan Xiaofeng was afraid of the car window and drove the policeman away, dumbfounded, until he was nowhere to be seen. He looked back at the big bald man beside him and asked: "When did you call the police?"

Su Heng shook Gan Xiaofeng's cell phone and said, "Just now when you were flirting back and forth with winks."

"Oh, can you be serious."

"I'm very serious."

Gan Xiaofeng didn't believe it: "How could the police come so fast."

"Look over there." Su Heng pointed to the small guard box across the street and said, "I saw it when I came over. Usually when they receive a call to the police, they will first contact the nearby guard box, and the speed is quite fast."

"Su Heng." Gan Xiaofeng looked at Su Heng seriously and said, "Are you lying to me?"

Su Heng asked suspiciously, "What did I lie to you?"

Gan Xiaofeng carefully observed the expression on Su Heng's face: "I don't think you seem to be in a hurry to find your body at all. Tell me the truth, where is your body?"

"Hey, I won't lie to you if I lie to anyone, okay? I only have you now, so what good does it do me to lie to you?" Su Heng touched his bald head after speaking, and suddenly found that the hand felt good. Always want to touch.

Gan Xiaofeng leaned on the back of the chair and didn't look at Su Heng. Although Su Heng had been actively following along, he always felt that he wasn't paying attention to the matter of finding his body. He felt a little aggrieved, and there was something he couldn't discuss with the couple. , is it interesting to hide it?

"Baby." Su Heng stuck his head in front of Gan Xiaofeng and shook it.

"Hmph." Gan Xiaofeng turned his head to ignore him,

"Wife." Su Heng directly forced the man to face him.

"Get out." Gan Xiaofeng closed his eyes directly.

"Okay, let me say." Su Heng conceded.

Gan Xiaofeng finally opened his eyes and looked at Su Heng: "Speak."

"What I'm saying is mostly true, with just a little difference."

"Where is the access?"

"That." Su Heng swallowed and said, "I want to sleep with you. Holding it in for too long is not good for your health."

"Get out!" Gan Xiaofeng was angry, and lay on the steering wheel, whimpering and crying.

Su Heng repeated his old trick, reached in and touched some of the tears on Gan Xiaofeng's face, wiped it on his own face and started howling desperately. Gan Xiaofeng ignored him and cried on his own. Su Heng drank his saliva and howled after listening for a while .

After a while, someone knocked on the car window again. Gan Xiaofeng wiped his tears and sobbed and opened the car window. It was the policeman who had just dispatched the police. He was startled when he saw Gan Xiaofeng's red eyes. He looked like a rabbit spirit in the middle of the night. After calming down, he said, "Comrade, we received a call to the police. There are people disturbing the people here in the city. Please lower the volume if you can."

Gan Xiaofeng looked back at Su Heng, and asked cautiously, "What if it's not possible?"

The policeman said helplessly: "Then please come with me."

"Oh, Gan Xiaofeng nodded, then pointed to Su Heng and said: "Then take him away, the farther the better. "

The policeman looked at Su Heng. Su Heng put away his mournful face and pretended to be an eminent monk with folded hands and eyes closed to chant sutras. The policeman looked at Gan Xiaofeng again.

Gan Xiaofeng said respectfully and politely: "If he's fine, he's fine. I'm really sorry to cause you trouble."

"Be careful next time, if you receive another call to the police, I will have to trouble you to come with me." The police saluted and left.

"Yes, yes, go slowly."

Watching the police drive away, Gan Xiaofeng turned his head and patted Su Heng's big bald head vigorously: "Damn bald donkey, you can pretend."

Su Heng felt as if something was ringing in his head, shook it a few times to make sure there were no missing parts, and then said: "Honey, let's lighten it up, this is someone else's body that has to be compensated for damage, we can compensate Sorry."

"Do you still know that you can't afford it? Have you ever thought that if you get a good monk into the police station and lock him up, he will be on the trending list the next day? Can you still let him be a good monk? Is it easy to have a family? I offended the Buddha in my previous life and let you possess me."

"Baby."

"Baby fart, in a word, are you going to tell me the truth?"

The author has something to say:

The incident of dispatching the police quickly was encountered in high school. At that time, I thought that the police uncles were very powerful, and they could show up so quickly in the suburbs of the school. Later, I learned that there was a police booth just across the street.