The turtle wants to escape every day

Yu Zigui was thrown back into the washbasin, and the washbasin was moved back to the living room.There was nothing around to serve as a fulcrum, and he was sadly unable to climb out.

But that big golden retriever dog often ran wildly all over the room, and even ran to show off in front of Yu Zigui every time, which was very shameless.

Yu Zigui angrily ate the rice that was thrown into the water, gulping it down, cursing the stupid dog for being punished to stand a few more times while swallowing.

That day, after he was swept out from under the refrigerator by Yao Wang, this stupid dog was ordered to stand on the balcony as punishment for messing up the house.

After the washbasin was put back in the living room, Yu Zigui stood up and saw the stupid dog standing for punishment.He really looked stupid, with drooping ears and drooping eyelids, very listless and pitiful.

However, Yu Zigui's heart is like this -

"Hahahaha stupid dog, you see, this is what happens when you bully me!"

"If you want you to bully me, if you want you to bully me, it's not like being punished by the master to stand fiercely!"

"Do you know what this is called? It's called "Evil is rewarded with evil and good is rewarded with good!"

"Like me, the master not only didn't make me stand, but also took a bath for me! I will feed me a piece of pork as usual later!"

——Yu Zigui didn't realize it, but silently began to address him as "Master".

Later, that night, Yao Wang fed the turtle food, but instead of pork, he threw a large piece of rice into the basin and let him eat it by himself.

What the hell?

Yu Zigui was dumbfounded.

Not only is the meat gone, but you still don’t feed him with chopsticks?

Alright, alright, I've made trouble with this stupid dog again!All, blame, you!snort!

I wanted to go on a hunger strike to protest, but... due to the nature of the tortoise, Yu Zigui watched as his head drooped, and when he saw a piece of rice, he opened his mouth and was about to enter it.One bite at a time, it tastes delicious.

——Damn it, can turtles even eat rice?

After a few days, eat rice every meal.

Yu Zigui thought desperately: "When will such a day end..."

He's about to assimilate into carbohydrates...

A few more days passed.

That evening, Yao Wang came home from get off work, but he was not alone.There is another man.

Yu Zigui stretched his ears and heard them say——

Yao Wang: "Sit on the sofa for a while, I'll get you the U disk."

Stranger: "OK."

After a while, Yao Wang came out from the study.

Stranger: "Yao Wang, you not only have a dog, but also a tortoise!"

The golden retriever who rubbed against anyone shamelessly lay under the man's feet, showing his belly.Yu Zigui snorted, it's too shameless!

Yao Wang: "Yes."

Stranger: "Don't these two usually fight?"

Yao Wang: "No."

Stranger: "That's good. My wife's sister has two dogs and they fight every day."

Yao Wang: "...Dogs and turtles can't fight."

Stranger: "That's right. That's fine. I took the USB drive. See you tomorrow."

The stranger is gone.

Yu Zigui lay on the washbasin and looked towards Yao Wang's direction. In a haze, he saw Yao Wang standing there with one arm around his chest and the other on his chin, staring down at the golden retriever underneath for a long time.

"What are you looking at? What's so good about that stupid dog?" Yu Zigui thought to himself, "I'm much more handsome than a stupid dog!"

But in the next second, he suddenly thought: "So his name is Yaowang, he should be Yao Ming's Yao, that wang, which wang is it? Hopeful Wang? Forgotten Wang?...It can't be Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang ?”

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Yu Zigui was stunned for a while.

What his colleague said just now made him realize a problem, will the dog and the tortoise fight?

The house had never been messed up when the dog was alone, and that day... the turtle came out of the pot, and the house was in a terrible state-couldn't there be a real fight?

Yu Zigui looked suspiciously at the turtle——

That turtle, why is it lying on the washbasin?

Wait, can he stand up?climb up?Is that how he crawled out?

No... No... If he can climb out like this, why hasn't he climbed out these days?

Or is it because I haven’t eaten meat recently and have no strength?

In just a short moment, countless thoughts flashed through Yao Wang's mind.

That night, the tortoise's food suddenly became better. There was not only rice, but also a few slices of meat.

Yu Zigui almost burst into tears!

However... After eating like this for a few days, Yao Wang was puzzled.

If you eat so much every day, you will always have strength, right?Why don't you climb out?

Yao Wang installed a surveillance camera in the living room, connected to his mobile phone, so that he can keep an eye on whether his home has been demolished by dogs when he is away from home.However, he observed for a few days and found that no matter when he opened it, he could not see the appearance of the turtle crawling out.

Did the tortoise crawl out and back again?

For this reason, he also looked forward to the monitoring, but found nothing.

The tortoise was either climbing and climbing and climbing up, or it climbed up and stood up, and then fell back after standing for a while, and then continued to climb up.

——It's a little hard to bear to look directly at.

Was it a coincidence that crawled out?

Yao Wangzai carefully recalled the scene of that day, and suddenly realized... the day the turtle crawled out, the washbasin was next to the glass door between the kitchen and the living room.

Is it related to this?

So, Yao Wang moved the washbasin to the glass door that night.

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Yu Zigui was very happy, but also very distressed.

I was happy because the poor master had taken some wrong medicine and put the washbasin next to the glass door, just in time for him to escape.

As for afflictions, there are two afflictions.One is because he has gained weight... Maybe the food has been so good recently, he ate a lot when he was in a bad mood, so he ate and ate, and he obviously felt that his flesh had grown a few times.The most direct expression is that when he wants to shrink his head, limbs and tail into the shell now, he can no longer do it... there is always a place that needs to be exposed to the outside.The second reason is that he has eaten too much meat recently... Although the tortoise doesn't feel anything physically, it is very nauseating psychologically and makes him want to vomit.Really have never missed green vegetables so much.

But troubles belong to troubles, and Yu Zigui naturally won't let go of this good opportunity.

So, that night, after Yao Wang took the golden retriever to bed, Yu Zigui took action.

What has been done once, with experience, doing it again may not be called practice makes perfect, but it is obviously much easier than the first time.

So this time, it didn't take much time for Yu Zigui to pull out the washbasin.

Yu Zigui was extremely excited when his skin touched the icy cold floor!

He was not in a hurry to escape, he decided to eat some vegetables to wash his stomach first.

Yao Wang goes to his grandma's house every two weeks, and brings back seasonal fresh vegetables every time he comes back.And every time Yao Wang would put the vegetables in the same place, Yu Zigui had already seen where the vegetables were hiding.

Crawling and crawling, Yu Zigui successfully crawled to the side of the vegetable bag, then climbed in, and buried himself in the vegetable pile.

It's so beautiful... Yu Zigui took a deep breath, opened his mouth and began to bite the vegetable leaves.

But it's delicious when eaten raw.Yu Zigui ate a few mouthfuls and felt better, so he withdrew from the bag and crawled on the ground.

Crawling back to the ground and finding the right direction, Yu Zigui crawled towards the door—he was going to hide at the door, and then when Yao Wang left for work in the morning, he took advantage of the moment he opened the door to jump out!

However, the dream of rushing to freedom was ruthlessly broken again——

Yao Wang woke up in the middle of the night and was thirsty, so he got out of bed and went to the kitchen to find water.

Although it was night, the living room and kitchen were not turned on, but the moonlight shone in through the window, and the interior furnishings could still be seen clearly.What's more, Yao Wang has lived in this apartment for many years, and he has long been familiar with the furnishings of the house, and he can walk with his eyes closed.

So he went straight to the kitchen.

Just as he was about to step through the opened glass door, Yao Wang's raised foot barely stopped.

He maintained the golden rooster's independent posture, slowly lowered his head, looked at the turtle stretching its neck on the ground, and squinted his eyes.

The turtle crawled out again?

Yu Zigui was so frightened that he almost peed out—what the hell, walking silently in the middle of the night to scare ghosts? !

and--

Yu Zigui's eyes, which were as big as rice grains, were as big as mung beans, and he stared at the "monster" above his head in horror with a stiff neck—won't he be trampled to death? !

Yao Wang slowly withdrew his feet and met the tortoise's eyes while moving back.

One person and one tortoise, with big eyes and small eyes.

The air was suddenly quiet.

Yao Wang has completely retracted his feet.He was wearing a nightgown, with his hands hanging by his sides, protruding from the sleeves, as white as porcelain under the moonlight, with distinct joints.

He just lowered his head and stared at the tortoise, without any emotion on his face, his eyes were deep, as black as a deep pool of water.

He looked at the tortoise, and suddenly had an illusion—they were far away in such weak light, and he was a little nearsighted, so he probably couldn't see clearly, no, it should be said that he couldn't see the small eyes of the tortoise, But the strange thing is that he seems to have seen it!Not only did he see it, but he even faintly saw that the look in his eyes was frightened...

It was Yu Zigui who broke the quiet atmosphere.

He stiffened his neck and stared at the little mung bean for a long time, his mind went from "Why did he wake up and come out?" to "Damn it, have I been discovered?" to "Damn when is he going to see it?" My eyes are about to pop out." Finally, what filled his mind was——

"Fuck, this guy looks a little handsome! The neckline, the chin, the lips, the nose..."

"I'm thinking about it, what should I do?!"

Yu Zigui was taken aback by the sudden thought, and couldn't help but take a few steps back.

The tortoise moved, and Yao Wang followed suit. He subconsciously bent his neck down—what's the matter?

Yu Zigui was taken aback by Yao Wang who suddenly lowered his head, his heart tightened, and he immediately shrank back into his shell——

FUCK FUCK!

Why can't they all shrink in!

Yao Wang simply squatted down, touched his chin and looked at the "writhing" turtle in front of him with great interest.

The tortoise retracts its head and limbs first, its tail is exposed, then its tail goes in, its hind leg comes out, its hind leg goes in, and its front leg comes out again... In short, there is always a place where it cannot be retracted. go in.

Yu Zigui stretched out his finger and poked his exposed leg viciously. The leg immediately retracted as if startled, but the other leg slipped out.

and--

Yu Zigui smiled silently.

The tortoise eats too much every day, and there are N layers of flesh on the legs. Even if the shell is shrunk, it cannot be completely retracted, and there is always a part exposed.

"Hey, Guigui, are you too fat, are you stuck?" Yao Wang poked the turtle's shell.

The shell is thick and the turtle has no sense.But Yu Zigui understood!

Damn it!He even said he was fat!

Yu Zigui stretched out his head suddenly, bent it flexibly, and bit Yao Wang's hand!

It was too late and then too soon, Yao Wang suddenly grabbed one of the turtle's legs and picked him up!

It was the hind leg that was pinched, and Yu Zigui felt his world spinning, and everything in his eyes fell down.

What the hell!

Why is it like this again!

Yu Zigui couldn't even scold him anymore, this bastard, whether it's taking a bath or something else, always picks him up like this!I don't know how many times!

Yao Wang brought the tortoise to his eyes and asked, "Tuigui, how did you get out?"

—Of course I dug it out!

However, Yao Wang couldn't understand the tortoise's language, nor could he understand the tortoise's eyes.He just brought the tortoise closer, stood up, and then looked at the tortoise and the washbasin, as if he was thinking about the important issue of how he crawled out.

—Bastard!Put me down quickly!

——Is it fun to carry me like this?Damn dare to say "fun" I fuck you!

--very good!You bastard, you don't want to let me go now, it seems that you are ready to be fucked by me!

——Wait, wait, wait for me to turn back into a human...

——? ? ?

——What the hell is this?

The air was suddenly quiet again.

Yu Zigui forgot to even struggle, turned his head in shock, and looked at the thing that suddenly appeared below him...

Yao Wang also looked at the thing, a crack appeared on his expressionless face—the eyes widened subconsciously, the lips were loosened, and the teeth were faintly visible—

That one... one flower?No, no, what is that dark thing?

Both of them focused their eyes on something that popped out of the turtle, and they couldn't look away in shock.

In the weird silence, the eyes of the two slowly met——

ahhh-

Yu Zigui suddenly realized something, a sense of shame welled up in his forehead, and he felt like crying.

The tortoise in his hand seemed to be trembling, Yao Wang came back to his senses, and then found that the tortoise seemed to be dead, with its head and limbs drooping, motionless.

"Cough—" Yao Wang called softly, "Tuigui?"

The turtle ignored him.

Yao Wang stared at the dark thing for a while, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the top of the thing looked a bit like soaked black fungus...

Then, mysteriously, he reached out and touched the top.

ahhh-

Yu Zigui, who was pretending to be dead, trembled violently and struggled wildly.

God, God - that bastard, that bastard... touches my... my...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ! !

Yao Wang was taken aback by the sudden violent struggle of the tortoise, and almost fell him.

Touching his head with the other hand, Yao Wang put the tortoise back into the washbasin, then moved the washbasin away from the glass door, and returned to the room.

After the bedroom door was closed, Yao Wang immediately turned on the computer, picked up the mobile phone, and clicked on the monitor. He saw that the tortoise in the washbasin was motionless in the dark picture.

After turning on the computer, he first found the surveillance playback screen, and looked at the evidence of how the turtle crawled out bit by bit.

"I see." He nodded, this tortoise is pretty smart.

When I think of the tortoise, I think of the black fungus...

One minute later, Yao Wang stared blankly at the computer screen.

The lights in the room were not turned on, and the bright light from the computer screen shone on Yao Wang's face, making his skin pale, his eyes blank, and his lips parted, but he didn't seem to know what to say.

On the computer screen, there was a picture that was found and some instructions.

Yao Wang and the same "black fungus" in the picture looked at each other in silence.

That thing turned out to be...

Turtle genitals!

Although Yao Wang has never raised tortoises before, his classmates and friends have!He had never heard them say that he had seen a turtle's genitals... Then what happened just now?His tortoise is in heat?No, no, it is said on the Internet that the estrus period of the tortoise is not now...

Yao Wang really wants to post a post, titled "My tortoise stretched out his genitals to me, what do you mean?"

Subconsciously stretched his left hand to the side, picked up the cup, put it to his mouth and raised his head—there was no water.

Oh, yes, he went out just now to drink water.

Patting his head, Yao Wang regained consciousness, opened the door and walked to the kitchen.

To go to the kitchen, you have to go through the living room.Passing the living room, one can't help but see the conspicuous red washbasin.

Yao Wang unconsciously glanced at the washbasin, and saw the turtle in the washbasin, still motionless.

what happened?

not dead?

Yao Wang stopped abruptly, staring blankly at the turtle one step away.

Then, he simply walked over, squatted down, and poked the turtle's exposed leg.

Legs move and shrink reflexively.

Yao Wang was relieved.

It's good not to die.

And what about the genitals?

Yao Wang's gaze subconsciously went under the tortoise again—has it retracted?Wouldn't it be uncomfortable if you didn't retract it?

The next second, he suddenly realized something and said to himself: "Oh, yes, it seems that my tortoise is male."

Yu Zi shrank back into the turtle shell, and had been doing psychological construction all the time - he didn't see anything, he didn't see anything, he didn't see anything...

It's almost done, and suddenly the bastard is out again!Even if he came out, he even poked his foot!It's fine if you poke it, but what does it mean if you don't leave?

go go go go—

What's so interesting about a turtle's genitals being so small!What a shame!

When I turn back into a human being, I'll show you enough, bastard!

Yao Wang stood up, continued to walk to the kitchen, and drank water.

Yu Zigui breathed a sigh of relief.

And that night, Yao Wang had a dream, and the dream was full of black fungus, and the black fungus clamored to have sex with him.

He was startled awake, and after panting for a while, he silently turned towards the door, as if he was about to stare at the door for a hole.

It seemed that he could no longer look directly at the black fungus, nor at the tortoise.