The turtle wants to escape every day

Half a month has passed since the "black fungus" incident.For the past half month, Yao Wang didn't touch the tortoise except to put some food in the tortoise's washbasin every day.

One day or two was fine, but Yu Zigui didn't really want to see him in those few days.But, a week later, ten days later... Damn, does the bastard not love me?

Yu Zigui looked angrily at the stupid dog nestled at the bastard's feet, and the bastard rubbed the stupid dog's belly with his feet from time to time, and the stupid dog seemed to enjoy it.

What's so good about dogs!Come to pick a turtle!

If the eyes are lethal, the golden retriever dog is probably dead by now.

After a few days of envying Yu Zigui, Yao Wang finally had contact with him other than feeding.

——Yao Wang picked up the washbasin and moved him to the balcony.

A potted plant on the fence was moved to the side, and Yao Wang moved the washbasin to the fence again.

"Grandma just called to say that tortoises need to bask in the sun to be healthy. I was negligent before. Let's start basking for you today." Yao Wang said, "The sun is the best here, and there is a distance from the fence, so you can't get out. of."

Then, Yao Wang went out to work again.

After he left, Yu Zigui stood up, lay down on the washbasin, and looked out. Sure enough, he was far away from the fence. He had no fulcrum, so he couldn't get out.

So the bastard knew how he got out?

— how did he know?

If you can't figure it out, just don't think about it, just like when you first became a turtle, Yu Zigui also thought about why—why him?Why did it become a turtle?And how to change back?However, no solution, can not think of.So he didn't think about it, and just let nature take its course.

Yu Zigui lay lazily on his stomach and began to bask in the sun.The sun in winter is the most comfortable.

After basking in the sun, I wanted to sleep... I fell asleep until the afternoon.

"Ah——" Yu Zigui stretched his waist, touched his face, and sighed, "It would be great if that bastard basked in the sun together. I don't know if he has such a comfortable sun in his office."

"At this time, is he going to get off work soon?"

Yu Zigui looked up at the sky, the sun was about to sink behind the mountain, and it was going to be dark soon.

After crawling in the washbasin, Yu Zigui got up again and lay down on the washbasin.This time, instead of looking up, look down.

——It's a pity that the tortoise's eyesight is limited, and Yu Zigui really can't tell which one is which downstairs.

Sighing, Yu Zigui decided to look at the scenery.

Just then, there was a door opening from the balcony behind him.

Yu Zigui turned his head back in doubt—is he back?

Unexpectedly, a group of golden retrievers rushed towards him with the cheers of "Wow, woof, woof"——

What the fuck? !

The washbasin was pushed forward by the sudden force, and finally stopped by the fence, with his head stuck on the fence——

Yu Zigui subconsciously exerted force on his hind legs——

What the hell!

turn!

Out!

go with!

Now!

First, go up with the inertia, and then, the feeling of weightlessness——

what--

ahh-

ahhh-

Yu Zigui's eyes widened in horror, his limbs kicked wildly, wishing he could pierce the sky, and then hooked his claws to stop his falling body.

Extremely fast falling speed brings strong wind.Yu Zigui's tortoise head was forced upward by the upsurge of wind—damn his neck is about to break!

Blame that stupid dog!

When he turns back into a human, he must be beaten up a few more times!

No... Can he turn back into a human?

Falling like this...does it have to be cracked?

God... the earth...

I, Yu Zigui...a top photographer who is a new man in the 21st century society, died at the hands of a stupid dog...

Is there any reason for this?

At this moment, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't let that bastard see his real... how reconciled!

A lot of messy things flashed through Yu Zigui's mind, but in fact, all of this happened in an instant.After a few seconds of free fall, he was about to touch the ground!

At this time, he finally remembered——

At least put your head and limbs back into the shell first!

The shell is hard, so it may not break!

So, Yu Zigui retracted his head and limbs in an unprecedented swiftness, although there was still a little exposed - after all, he is now a fat turtle.

However, the expected pain of falling to the ground did not hit, the tortoise shell did not crack, and there was no cold and rough feeling when it touched the ground.He even felt that he had an illusion and went to heaven.

Otherwise, how could he feel that his body was warm?

Could it be that he died so quickly that he didn't even feel that he was dead and came to heaven?

After hesitating for a while, Yu Zigui poked his head out cautiously, his eyeballs looked left and right, up and down, and he was stunned when he saw it——

This, how did this bastard go to heaven?

Yu Zigui stuck out his head suddenly, intending to get a closer look, but he felt that the person in front of him suddenly split into three heads, overlapping with each other——

Yao Wang looked at the tortoise in his hand in shock, and was shocked to find that this tortoise was the one he raised.

what happened?

How did his tortoise fall from the sky?

He had just returned to the community after get off work, and was about to enter his building when he suddenly heard a strange sound above his head, so he looked up, and saw something fall.

Before he could see what it was, it fell straight into his slightly raised palm.

The palm was a little sore from the impact.

But at this moment, he had completely forgotten about the pain, his eyes widened suddenly, and disbelief gradually appeared in his eyes!

What the hell?

Isn't he looking at his turtle with big eyes and small eyes?What a sudden flash——

A man appeared in his arms? !

And this man seems to be naked/naked? !

Yao Wang was so shocked that he forgot to react, his body was gradually overwhelmed by the man who suddenly appeared...

Yao Wang let out a "huh" as his back hit the ground in pain.

This "huh" seemed to have alarmed the man on him.I saw the extremely handsome man, although his face was a little pale, shaking his head, and then opened his closed eyes. The next second, the man suddenly let out a soft "Huh".

"Yao Wang?" The man—Yu Zigui, who had turned back into a human body, stared closely at Yao Wang's eyes below him, and asked in a very slow tone.

The suppressed Yao Wang subconsciously nodded.

——He couldn't figure it out, how did his tortoise turn into a man?

The world is fantasy?

Is he hallucinating?

Or was he having a dream?

Yu Zigui chuckled, but the next second his body suddenly trembled——

Fuck, why is your body chilly?

"what--"

Yu Zigui propped up his body a little bit, and was horrified to find that he wasn't even wearing any clothes!

"..."

The head turned around quickly-fortunately!Nobody now!

"Take off your coat and give it to me!" Yu Zigui said quickly.

Yao Wang was stunned: "Huh?"

It was already cold in autumn and winter, and he didn't even have any clothes on... Yu Zigui's body trembled again, he stopped talking, and simply grabbed Yao Wang's clothes with his hands.

Yao Wang seemed to be still immersed in his own world, Yu Zigui roughly picked off his jacket and took it away.

Then Yu Zigui quickly wrapped his coat around his waist and abdomen, turned around and ran into the building.After running for a few steps, he stopped again, went back, grabbed Yao Wang's hand, pulled him, and ran into the building together.

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Yao Wang was still in a daze.

He looked at the man feasting on his dining table, and at the red washbasin in the living room...

What did that man say just now?

Is he his turtle?

He was originally a human being, then fell off a cliff one day and turned into a tortoise, and now he has changed from a tortoise back to a human?

Yao Wang patted his face, staring unblinkingly at the man who was said to be his family's tortoise.

Yu Zigui swallowed his last mouthful of food, met his gaze, and said, "You still don't believe it?"

Yao Wang didn't nod or shake his head.

"Okay, then I'll tell you." Yu Zigui tugged on his nightgown.

After pulling Yao Wang back here, he first went to the bathroom to take a shower, and then borrowed Yao Wang's nightgown to wear.He is a little taller than Yao Wang, and the nightgown that originally covered his calves only reached his knees, exposing his two powerful calves.

"Here, this stupid dog," Yu Zigui sat down on the sofa next to Yao Wang after eating and drinking, pointed to the golden retriever dog who was squatting on the ground and looked at him curiously, and said, "Before, it pushed his face The basin ran around all over the room, and finally pushed the washbasin to the side of the glass door, and then I used the glass door to get out of the washbasin... Finally, you swept it out from under the refrigerator with a broom."

When he said the last sentence, Yu Zigui was still biting his teeth.The squatting golden retriever suddenly felt a chill, "Wow", and flinched towards Yao Wang.

Yu Zigui let out a "hum" and said a few more things about him when he was a tortoise.

The more Yao Wang listened, the more dumbfounded he looked.

——This man is really his tortoise!

Although he already believed what this man said was true, Yao Wang still felt that it was unreal...

In a daze, he suddenly felt his waist tighten——

"Next, we have to settle the score." Yu Zigui smiled slowly, lingering on Yao Wang's face like a hooligan, "You used to always lift my hind legs, didn't you? You know that this posture is very Not feeling well? Huh?"

Yu Zigui was a little closer, and the final "um" sounded upward, as if provocative.Yao Wang felt his heart pounding.

"Woof—" The golden retriever dog next to him saw that the owner seemed to be caught by bad guys, and immediately barked, and stepped forward to bite——

Yu Zigui looked down when his thighs felt cold - the stupid dog actually bit his nightgown and pulled it out forcefully.

Yao Wang naturally also heard the barking of his dog, and just as he was about to turn his head to scold him, he accidentally glanced at the exposed part of the man next to him...

In an instant, Yao Wang remembered when this man was still a tortoise...that midnight...

Unable to bear it, he laughed out loud.

Hearing the laughter, Yu Zigui squinted his eyes, ignored the nightgown and the dog, and directly pushed Yao Wang down on the sofa.

"Laugh? Wait until you stop laughing!"

……

That night, Yao Wang saw the real "black fungus".

Finish.

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The captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade of the Huacheng Bureau received a report of a dismemberment case, and heard faint breathing sounds from the refrigerator at the scene.

When Song Buzhi woke up from his sleep, he found that the house had changed, and there was an extra stranger.

Discipline and Song Buzhi stared wide-eyed, MMP in their hearts at the same time——

Where the fuck did this guy come from?

Very strict with self-discipline Tall and handsome Force value is beyond the table Attack X Very dissolute and unrestrained Love freedom Fear nothing but heat

(Discipline X Song Unruly)

There is another vice CP: very rigorous and likes to find faults (of people you care about) X loves to complain to friends The boss occasionally likes to talk to himself and suffer

(Hou Yisheng X is very wrong, Gong is Shou's boss)

1. Shou (Song Buzhi) has supernatural powers.

2. The series of unit cases is not scary.