The turtle wants to escape every day

Yu Zigui has been turned into a turtle for three days.

During these three days, he was fed a total of three pieces of raw pork, escaped from prison 160 times perseveringly, and failed 160 times.

"Wait, wait for me to go out... No, wait, wait for me to turn back into a human... I must give up meat... Be a vegetarian..." Yu Zigui said to himself panting.

He was originally a person who paid great attention to health preservation, and he strictly controlled his meat intake on weekdays.However, the experience of being "forced" to eat raw pork in the past three days made his aversion to meat soar... At the same time, he was also very puzzled. Can you obediently open your mouth when that person feeds you?And that person is also weird, he only feeds one piece every time... Although he doesn't want to admit it, his stomach is not full every day!

I really want to cry!

That nasty man had already gone to work, Yu Zigui raised his head, stretched his neck upwards, and looked around - unfortunately, the tortoise's eyesight is not very good, and it is blurry to see far away.

"We must find out today!" Yu Zigui gritted his teeth and cheered himself up.

but--

Turning his head around again, his small eyeballs turned cautiously——

What about that stupid dog?

Are you not around?

The day after he was brought here, the wretched man brought home a dog.That dog was even more hateful. As soon as it saw him, it moved its head closer, sniffed here and there with its wet nose, and even stretched out its front paws to pat him!

A few times later, when he failed to escape from prison and fell back into the water basin, the dog ran over as soon as he heard the sound, put his head over the basin, and stared at him condescendingly, as if saying: " Yo, ugly thing, failed again? You are too stupid hahahaha—”

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

From then on, Yu Zigui had an affair with this dog!

Well, it looks like the dog is still sleeping.

Yu Zigui decided to seize this good opportunity and strive for the 160th successful jailbreak.

First, take a deep breath and calm down—no matter what you do, peace of mind is very important.

Secondly, take a deep breath again and inject strength into the limbs - the hind legs must be supported, and the front legs must be supported on the washbasin. It is impossible without strength.

Finally, climb—climb—climb up along the wall of the washbasin—climb a few times, you can always climb up and stand up!

"Stand up" is a skill that Yu Zigui has mastered very well after 160 times of practice.This time, he didn't need much effort, so he lay down on the washbasin, with his front paws and head exposed.

The key lies in the following - how to successfully turn the body out.

Climbing up and out on the hind legs is obviously not going to work.The wall of the washbasin is so smooth!

So definitely, flip out.

Yu Zigui imagined for a while, flipping out, doing somersaults in the air, spinning 180 degrees, 360 degrees, etc., and then, like a high jumper, he landed handsomely—perfect!

However, imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel.

Although Yu Zigui imagined it countless times, but... it was just imagination.

"Damn it." He scolded, "Are you going to fall back into the basin miserably again?"

His body was too heavy, and his hind legs were not strong enough to support him to jump high enough. There was only one result in the end.

It can be said to be very annoying!

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When Yao Wang got home from get off work, when he opened the door, as usual, he saw his golden retriever dog squatting obediently behind the door. When he saw him come in, he stood up "swipely" and rushed towards him while wagging his tail.

"Wait—" Yao Wang stretched out his hand, stopped the dog that kept approaching, frowned and looked at the pieces of green vegetables on its body, and asked, "Did you fight with the green vegetables at home?"

"Woof!" The dog, who was happy to see his master, replied, and continued to approach him persistently.

Yao Wang half-bent down, took off the vegetable leaves from the dog, and looked into the room with his eyes.

Seeing this, the eyelids couldn't help but twitch.

"Dog," Yao Wang patted the golden retriever under his hands, expressionless, "Do you remember what I told you? Turn over the house once, and make you stand for half an hour."

"Woof! Woof..." The golden retriever named "Dog Dog" seemed to be aware of the owner's emotions, the swing of its tail was smaller, the voice was lower, and the joyful expression on its face was even more restrained. , a moment of aggrieved.

Yao Wang walked into the living room.

A pot of green radishes on the TV cabinet in the living room was overturned and fell to the ground. The pot was broken and water was spilled all over the floor.There were a few books on the shelf not far away, but now the books were scattered, and some of them fell to the ground.There was originally a thin blanket on the sofa, but now the blanket was almost pulled to the floor.Let alone the kitchen—

The kitchen is connected to the living room, and there are some bags on the ground over there, which contain the green pesticide-free vegetables he brought from his grandma's house.Originally, the bags were all placed side by side, but now, this bag rolled to this side, and that bag was kicked over to the other side, exposing the green vegetables inside.

Ok?

Why is that red washbasin here?

Yao Wang walked over and saw a very old-fashioned red washbasin beside the glass door separating the kitchen and the living room. There was nothing else in it except water—where was the turtle?

"Dog," Yao Wang looked around, but didn't see the tortoise, so he turned around and asked the golden retriever, "Where's the tortoise?"

"Wow?" The golden retriever dog tilted his head, not quite understanding.

Yao Wang rubbed the center of his brows, resisted the urge to beat the dog up, and resignedly began to clean up the mess.

While tidying up, he taught a lesson: "Although this is the first time you have made your home like this, you still have to be punished, otherwise you won't have a long memory, right? So after you finish eating later, you will go to punish and stand for a long time. Hours—what the hell? You’re still aggrieved when the family is like this? Didn’t you do it, could it be that stupid tortoise?”

The golden retriever drooped its head and followed Yao Wang step by step, feeling extremely wronged.

——It was obviously the fault of that stupid turtle!

Time went back to three hours ago.

After Yu Zigui failed to escape seven more times, the golden retriever ran to his side, circling around him "hehehe".From Yu Zigui's point of view, this look is just like a "hahahaha you fool" expression.

Yu Zigui is furious!

He was laughed at by a dog again!

So Yu Zigui unleashed his potential, and at an unprecedented speed, "swiped" his front legs on the washbasin, and stood up!

Then he stretched his neck and stretched his teeth and claws at the golden retriever!

The golden retriever seemed frightened at first, subconsciously retracted his neck, and took a step back.Then it probably saw that the fighting power between the tortoise and itself was too big, so it was not afraid, but thought it was fun, and took two steps forward.

After taking these two steps, it hit the washbasin directly, and with a "snap", the tortoise was knocked back to the surface of the water, almost on its back.

— Fortunately, he has experience!

"Fuck! Stupid dog!" Yu Zigui scolded twice, and then suddenly exclaimed in the next second——

The golden retriever seemed to have found some kind of fun, and pushed the washbasin around the house, making joyful calls while pushing it back.

Yu Zigui was thrown and rolled from one side of the washbasin to the other, and then rolled back from the other side, and he was so tossed that his eyes stared.

The golden retriever stopped after pushing for a while, watching the tortoise's reaction with bright eyes, then "barked" a few times in great excitement, and jumped on the spot a few times.

Then, when Yu Zigui breathed a sigh of relief, the washbasin moved again!

What the hell!

How, what, again, coming, ah! ! !

The sky was spinning, and the scenery in front of him was skipped, Yu Zigui felt that he was going to faint.

Finally, after being dizzy for a long time, he finally regained his IQ a little bit—the head plus limbs, and even the tail, retracted into the back shell with a "swish", and no matter how noisy the golden retriever was, it never came out again.

The golden retriever pushed the washbasin and ran for a while, then stopped abruptly, looked down at the dark green tortoise shell, and "owed" suspiciously, then stretched out its right front paw, and patted the thick tortoise shell carefully.

Yu Zigui heard the "knock on the door", but he huddled tightly, not coming out, not coming out, just not coming out, hum.

The golden retriever knocked for a while, but the tortoise shell in front of it was like a hard stone, without any response.

Alas, forget it, it's boring.

The golden retriever wagged its tail, turned around boredly, and left.

After a while, Yu Zigui poked his head out of the turtle shell bit by bit slowly and cautiously.The neck was still shrunk in the turtle shell, and the eyeballs rolled around first, hoo--that damn stupid dog is finally gone!

But where is this?

The surrounding area is not where he stayed these days.Yu Zigui stretched out his limbs, raised his head, gathered his strength, struggled to crawl a few times, and stood up.

Well, here is the glass door between the kitchen and the living room, the washbasin was pushed to the glass door by the stupid dog...

Yu Zigui in the kitchen had never been here before, so he didn't know what it was like.He turned his head, intending to take a closer look, "Ouch"——

What hit Laozi Jingui on the head?

Yu Zigui moved his head to the side in a gesture of wanting to find someone to fight, and then looked at the "culprit" - it turned out to be the glass door!

"Damn it, not only do you accidentally bump into the glass door when you are a human being these days, you even bump into the glass door when you turn into a turtle! What a fucking dog! Bah, bah, bah! What a fucking dog! I don't know how to fuck!" What about a dog! The sun is also a turtle! Pooh! Pooh! Japanese human beings!"

Yu Zigui wanted to cry very much. He felt that not only was his IQ lowered by a stupid dog, but now he was also stunned by a broken glass door.

"Wait, when I turn back into a human, I will tear down this door first!" Yu Zigui stretched his neck and leaned against the glass door, planning to use his highly myopic eyes to open the glass door first. Turtle too eye skills.

While it was staring at the glass door, Yu Zigui suddenly had a flash of inspiration——

If you use the glass door as a fulcrum... then you can go out, right? !

Thinking of doing it in Yu Zigui's style, he immediately forgot about the plan to settle accounts with the glass door, and turned his head to the other side of the glass door, bent, one side of his head pressed against the glass door, and then, his limbs and The head is working hard at the same time——

Turn around!

There was a "bang" - he fell heavily to the ground!

Fortunately, Yu Zigui had more experience with spinning and turning, and his head, limbs and tail were all retracted into the back shell without any pain.

After the turtle shell stabilized, Yu Zigui poked his head out of it with nervousness and anticipation.

Wahahaha - it's out!Come out!Go now, go now, go now!

Yu Zigui, who was immersed in excitement, didn't notice the dog running diagonally behind him.

The golden retriever was lying bored in his nest, but not long after he heard a familiar sound, he immediately ran and galloped over again.

Yu Zigui looked at the big golden retriever who was sticking out his tongue at him, and felt very bad.Brother, can't you let me go?I'm a little turtle...not the kind you can mate with!

It's a pity that the golden retriever couldn't understand the tortoise's words. Seeing the tortoise was as happy as seeing a good friend. He was very excited and went around him again, and even lowered his head to smell his scent.

Yu Zigui: "..."

Smell again!Smell again!Is this trying to eat Lao Tzu? !

The damned owner of that stupid dog was not around, and Yu Zigui, as a tortoise with low combat effectiveness, couldn't beat a big dog, so he was very self-aware, and planned 36 tricks, the best strategy.

So, he stepped on his short legs, quickly changed direction, and started running for his life.

Relying on his small body and the habits of the tortoise, he only crawls in tricky places.

From among the crowded vegetable bags, to the gap between the glass door and the kitchen cabinet, to under the sofa in the living room, to next to the TV cabinet... Finally, Yu Zigui crawled back into the kitchen and got under the narrow refrigerator ...and then, he just stood there motionless.

"Woow - woof - woof -"

Looking from under the refrigerator, you can see the golden retriever's head lying on the ground, trying to get in, but obviously it can't get in.

Yu Zigui was relieved, and patiently waited for it to leave.

——When this stupid dog is gone, he will run away quietly!

Perfect, perfect!

However, Yu Zigui underestimated the patience of this golden retriever named "Dog Dog".

Until he couldn't help but secretly took a nap and woke up, and found that the stupid dog beside the refrigerator was still there!

Yu Zigui couldn't help frowning, although he couldn't tell whether a turtle had eyebrows or not.He thought: "No, this method won't work, you have to change it."

And right here, there was a sudden sound of opening the door.

And that stupid dog also jumped up with a "whoosh", and jumped to the door in a few steps.

--not good!The owner of that stupid dog is back!

Huh, this seems to be a good idea.

The stupid dog is attracted by the owner, so I will stay here until they all go to the room to sleep, and then... Hehehe, I am so smart!

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It was more than ten minutes after Yao Wang finished cleaning up the mess at home.

He stood by the red washbasin and turned his head around again—it was cleaned up, but what about the tortoise?

"Dog." After thinking for a while, Yao Wang knelt down, patted the golden retriever's head, and said, "Where is the turtle? Hmm? What kind of head is crooked? Do you know where he is? Well, it was placed in this washbasin The ugly guy in the house."

Yao Wang pointed to the red washbasin beside him.

Yu Zigui, who was lying under the refrigerator, suddenly became angry again when he heard Yao Wang's words—ugly guy!Damn you are ugly!Your whole family is ugly!

Although the golden retriever dog is mischievous and loves to play, it is still smart. It understood something from Yao Wang's words and deeds. It quickly walked to the refrigerator, barked a few times, then raised its hips, lowered its head, and looked under the refrigerator.

Immediately, Yao Wang learned something, raised his hips, lowered his head, and looked inside.

But it was too dark, and the tortoise was dark green, so I couldn't tell whether it was inside or not.

So Yao Wang knelt on the ground, took out his cell phone, turned on the flashlight, and lay down on the floor again.

Yu Zigui was nearly blinded by the sudden light, and then angrily scolded his mother.

The tortoise was successfully found, and Yao Wang heaved a sigh of relief.

But Yu Zigui is very, no, happy!

Not only because his escape plan failed, but more importantly——

His mother was swept out with a broom by this hateful man!

ahhh-

I just want to beat this guy up!

The tortoise was bathed and put back into the big red washbasin.

Yu Zigui, who had nothing to love, resignedly bit the pork that Yao Wang had fed, bite by mouthful, biting extremely fiercely, as if he was biting Yao Wang's meat.

"One day, I will deal with this bastard severely." Yu Zigui thought.

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