The turtle wants to escape every day

On a weekend in November, Yao Wang came to his grandma's house in the countryside.

He just came back from a business trip and brought some specialties from there.

Yao Wang's grandfather passed away two years ago, and his grandmother didn't want to live in the city, so Yao Wang went to visit his grandmother every two weeks, staggering the time with his parents.

With a smile on her face, grandma took Yao Wang to the vegetable market to buy ingredients for tonight.

Grandma and the stall owners in the vegetable market are all old acquaintances, and Yao Wang has already carried a lot of things in his hand before he finished the tour.

The first few stalls sell fruit.

Now is the season of oranges, and many stall owners are driving big trucks, and the boxes of the trucks are piled like hills of oranges.

Grandma went over, asked a few prices, and tried a few more, and finally chose one that was reasonably priced and delicious.

Then go forward, but it is a pet seller.

This is a tricycle, and there are many cages on the tricycle. There are rabbits, puppies and parrots in the cages.Next to it are two large fish tanks, one with fish and the other with more than a dozen turtles.There are big and small tortoises, some are happy to climb up, and some are quiet.

There was only a little girl with two braids standing beside the tricycle.

——I don’t know where her adults have gone.

Seeing the two people approaching, the little girl hurriedly grabbed a tortoise from the tank, took two steps forward, held the tortoise and handed it over, and said crisply: "Grandma, big brother, this tortoise is so beautiful, you buy it?" Get it! It's the prettiest of all my turtles!"

Yao Wang looked down at the tortoise held in the little girl's palm - the tortoise was not a small tortoise, it was about the size of the little girl's two palms together.It was kicking its limbs in the little girl's palm, and for some reason, it seemed that its feet slipped, and the tortoise actually "falled" down, and its abdomen suddenly stuck to the little girl's palm.

But pretty... pretty?

Yao Wang looked at the dark green turtle's carapace with disgust, and wanted to walk away——

"It's very lively, thick-headed, and full of energy—little girl, how do you sell it?"

The little girl laughed immediately: "20 yuan! Grandma, it's only 20 yuan! Look at me, these little turtles are selling for [-] yuan each!"

The little turtle in the tank is really small, but its carapace is shiny green, obviously it looks better than the one in the little girl's hand.

Seeing that grandma wanted to buy it, Yao Wang didn't stop him, "That's good, I just want to be a companion for grandma." He thought.

Unexpectedly, after the grandma paid the money, she said to Yao Wang, "You take it home after dinner tonight, just to add some vitality to your cold house."

Yao Wang: "..."

What the hell?

Bring back?

What anger can a turtle increase?

Yao Wang said helplessly, "Grandma, I already have a dog at home..."

Grandma was even happier: "It's even better, it just happened to be with your dog - when did you buy it? Didn't you have it when you came here?"

Yao Wang was talking to grandma while watching the little girl "pack" the turtle.

It's really strange, this little girl sells turtles, but not vats.

I saw the little girl pull out a piece of red rope from a bag, check that the length is almost the same, and cut it off.Then, the little girl wrapped the red rope around the turtle.

The tortoise is timid, frightened by the red rope in the little girl's hand, it immediately shrank its head and limbs into the shell—without revealing anything.

The little girl was skilled in tying the red rope. After a while, the tortoise was tied crosswise by the little girl with the red rope, and finally tied a bow on the carapace.

Yao Wang took the tortoise handed over by the little girl with an indescribable mood, carried the little red string left on the top, and continued to visit the vegetable market with his grandma.

Unexpectedly, just two steps away, the little girl's voice sounded again: "Uncle, this tortoise is the most beautiful of mine, you should buy it! It seems to like you very much!"

Yao Wang: "..."

Can I return it now?

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Yu Zigui was horrified to find that he was hanging in mid-air, and there was nothing under him to support him.

He carefully stretched out his "hand" and probed down—it really was floating in the air!

His head is retracted in the shell, and a red rope is tied to his "hole" in front of him.

"If I bite the rope, will I fall?" he wondered, "and then I hit the ground, and run away as fast as I can—free?"

But in the next second, he immediately killed this plan - after half a day of trying, he found sadly that his current short legs really couldn't climb fast.

Not to mention whether it hurts to fall, the speed of escape is slow, isn't it funny?

What's more, he's been a tortoise for too short a time, and he can't walk on all fours in a coordinated way...

It's really unlucky for people to get stuffed between their teeth even to drink water.

Yu Zigui slowly stretched out his head, and moved the red rope blocking the "hole" to the side, exposing two eyes to look around.

Visiting the vegetable market from this angle and in this posture was something Yu Zigui had never imagined.

He saw countless thighs passing in front of him, and saw the steam from the biscuits in the child's hands, piercing into his nostrils—it smells so good!

Then he remembered that he hadn't eaten all day!

He arrived in this village last night and checked into a local hotel.In the early hours of this morning, he went out and took a camera to a mountain in the village to take pictures of the sunrise.

Probably it is not suitable to go out today, and he did not check the almanac before going out.

The sun had just risen, and he had just taken a picture of the beautiful sunrise when his foot slipped and he rolled down the mountain——

When he woke up again, he found himself lying on a large rock in the water.

Struggling to remember, he suddenly realized something was wrong—why couldn't he get up?Why is it so strange to feel hard on your hands and feet?

Shaking his head left and right, he found that his head didn't seem right again—why does the neck seem to be getting longer?Why is it so cold on the top of my head...

The wind blows and the water ripples.

Yu Zigui suddenly looked down, and suddenly found that he had turned into a turtle!

"I must be dreaming," he murmured.

"That's right, dreaming, dreaming... just wake up..."

Yu Zigui couldn't bear to look directly at the image of dignity reflected on the water, and Yu Zigui passed out.

When he woke up again, he found that there were more than a dozen turtles around him... and they were all in the same fish tank.

So is he still a turtle now?

Didn't turn back into a human?

Not a dream?

Gritting his teeth, Yu Zigui stretched out his head, turned it aside, and slapped himself hard with his right front paw—it hurts!

He really turned into a turtle!

It was a sudden disaster, capitalized miserably!

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Back at grandma's house, Yao Wang put the tortoise on the ground, turned around and washed his hands——

"Hey, what are you doing on the ground?" Grandma said, "I'll go find a basin for you—"

After saying that, grandma took small steps to the utility room, rummaged around in it, and finally came out happily holding a washbasin.

"Wang'er, do you think this washbasin is pretty good?" Grandma quickly washed the dusty washbasin with water. After washing it, she turned on the faucet and put some water in it. As soon as the red rope was removed, the turtle was put into the washbasin.

Yao Wang was originally a person with few expressions, but at this time he was forced to show an unspeakable tangled expression——

This washbasin is a bright red plastic washbasin with big flowers on it - it looks very old at first glance.

Although this tortoise is not bright green such as emerald green or emerald green, it is also a kind of green.At this time, it was put into such a red and festive basin...

It's really a little green among the red bushes.

Although this green is more than a little bit bigger.

Grandma looked at her "masterpiece" with satisfaction, touched the tortoise's back, and said to Yao Wang: "After dinner, you can take the washbasin home with you, remember to take good care of it, and let your dog not bully it. "

Looking at the washbasin and the turtle, Yao Wang felt indescribable.He opened his mouth and made the last struggle: "Grandma, you live alone, why don't you let the turtle accompany you..."

Grandma turned around and sorted out the ingredients she bought: "If I want to keep it, I will buy another one. You can take this one home—do you want corn rib soup or sweet and sour ribs?"

Yao Wang: "...Sweet and sour pork ribs."

After the meal, Yao Wang put the big red washbasin and the tortoise shrunk inside the washbasin into the trunk, and drove home.

Yao Wang lives in a single apartment in the urban area.

The apartment is not too big or too small, more than enough for one person to live in.

After parking the car, he came to the trunk, and took a quick look around. After making sure that there was no one around, he quickly opened the trunk, took out the washbasin, and quickly walked to the elevator to free up a Pressed the elevator with one hand.

The elevator came down from upstairs and opened with a "ding".

Yao Wang was about to take a step forward but suddenly stopped——

"Huh, Yao Wang?" A couple came out of the elevator, and the man pointed to the red washbasin in his hand in amazement and shouted, "You raise turtles in this... red washbasin? No, you will Raise a turtle?"

The man is Yao Wang's college classmate, and he probably doesn't know how to describe this washbasin, and he can't imagine that someone like Yao Wang would raise turtles, the expression on his face is very exciting.

He looked at Yao Wang, then at the washbasin and the turtle, his face full of disbelief.

Yao Wang: "..."

So embarrassing.

Back in the apartment, Yao Wang put the washbasin casually on the floor of the living room.

The dog is still in the pet shop, Yao Wang decided to bring it back tomorrow.

Tonight is really bad...

He put on his slippers and looked down at the tortoise. The tortoise was sticking out its claws cautiously, and then sticking out its head, looking around clumsily... and felt even worse.

Then he ignored the tortoise and walked to the bathroom while taking off his clothes.

After a while, the sound of water sounded.

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In the middle of the night, Yu Zigui poked his head out of the turtle shell.

Little by little, 12 points carefully.The small eyeballs rolled around first, it was pitch black, and there was no one around.Immediately afterwards, the limbs also emerged from the turtle shell.

A few hours ago, after Yao Wang took a bath, he didn't know which nerve was wrong, and fed the turtle some raw pork.As a turtle, raw pork is delicious.Yu Zigui clearly felt that he was satisfied with the body of the tortoise after eating the meat.However, as a person, Yu Zigui was very uncomfortable psychologically.

That's raw pork!

Health, yes, ah!

Yu Zigui wanted to open his throat and spit it out!

However... eat is eat.

In the end, Yu Zigui pulled it out.

As a result, in the red washbasin, on the surface of the originally clear water, there were a few lumps of black shit.

The tortoise's shit is not big, not to mention that Yu Zigui is not big in the tortoise's body.No smell either.It's just... who the hell wants to stay in a basin soaking in their own excrement and urine!

The tortoise's short legs crawled and crawled and crawled - he was going to get out!

As a person, Yu Zigui never felt how tall an ordinary washbasin was.But now as a turtle, he deeply felt that this washbasin was as high as a skyscraper!

The washbasin is still slippery, and the tortoise's small claws can't get it in, so it can't make the upper force.

Yu Zigui repeats the cycle of "climbing up—sliding down—climbing up again—sliding down again".

"Damn it!" After climbing dozens of times, Yu Zigui was out of breath, even though he was a turtle, he couldn't see where he was out of breath.

"Wait for me to change back! I'm going to smash this pot right away!" Yu Zigui took a deep breath, and kept brainwashing himself—calm down, calm down, I'm a top-notch photographer who is personable and gentle...

After resting for a while, Yu Zigui felt that he had regained some strength, so he started to climb up again.

God was probably moved by his perseverance, and finally - he stood up!

With his front paws resting on the washbasin and his hind legs supporting his bulky body, Yu Zigui stretched his neck, turned his head 180 degrees, and looked around excitedly.

Turtles are highly myopic on land. Although they can see far away by constricting their pupils, the clarity is not very good.However, the tortoise's night market ability is excellent, more than twice the usual.

So, Yu Zigui was satisfied—finally he could see more clearly than in the daytime.

The living room is quite big, and the things are arranged neatly. Yu Zigui also likes the decoration design and home style.But—no matter how much he likes him, he can't stop his determination to leave!

Yu Zigui propped himself up with his front legs, pushed up with his back legs, and stretched his neck even longer.He tried his best to suck——

"Click"——

He fell on all fours!

The water in the washbasin was splashed up, and even the few lumps of black shit were pushed apart—the surface of the water gradually became cloudy...

The world was spinning too fast, Yu Zigui was inexperienced as a turtle, so he didn't have time to react——

"Cough cough cough-"

Damn it, did it just drink that... water?

The back shell was heavy and thick, and Yu Zigui didn't hurt when he fell.But... God!The water... the water...

Yu Zigui wanted to cry but had no tears, his limbs kicked wildly in the air, his mouth opened and closed, as if he was spitting something.

How to do?

I can't turn it over!

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The second day was Monday, Yao Wang woke up early to go to work.

When he yawned and walked to the living room, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and discovered a strange scene.

The tortoise I brought home yesterday turned over and lay on its back.It's not surprising that turtles accidentally end up on all fours.It's strange how the turtle didn't turn over again, and—

Why is the tortoise's limbs half retracted in the shell, half hanging limply, and the head...why is the head stretched out so long?Or stretched upwards?

Look at this posture, it has been stretched up for a long time, right?

I don't know if it was his illusion, but Yao Wang felt as if he saw the veins on the turtle's head.

"He shouldn't be dead, right?" Yao Wang thought, walked to the washbasin, and kicked the washbasin.

The turbid water suddenly became choppy, bumping into the turtle one after another.

It was too late for Yu Zigui to take care of the dirty water at this time, his eyes lit up as if he saw a savior.As if being injected with strength in an instant, Yu Zigui's drooping limbs kicked wildly in the air, and his neck desperately turned in Yao Wang's direction.

"Alive." Yao Wang squatted down while thinking.

After watching the tortoise's acrobatic movements for a long time, Yao Wang said, "You can't turn over?"

"Yeah!" Yu Zigui nodded hurriedly, but to Yao Wang, this thoughtful nod was no different from juggling.

Yao Wang let out a "huh", stretched out his right hand, and went towards the tortoise, but barely stopped on the top of the tortoise, and did not go down.

"Fuck! Fuck!" Yu Zigui scolded inwardly, "Why did you stop, bastard! Go on! Go on! Turn me over!"

Yao Wang tilted his head and looked at it for a while, and then—he picked up the washbasin.

"Fuck! Fuck!" Yu Zigui bared his teeth and claws in the air. If his legs and neck could be stretched infinitely, he would have stretched them out by now and kicked that bastard to death!Then bite off his flesh with your teeth!

Yao Wang naturally didn't know what the tortoise was thinking.He was just wondering, it's only been one night, why is the water so muddy?

When he came to the bathroom, Yao Wang thought for a while, stretched out two fingers, pinched one of the tortoise's hind legs firmly, lifted him out of the washbasin, and put him on the ground.

When he was being carried upside down by his legs, Yu Zigui's anger rose even more, and when he was about to reach the peak, he suddenly felt the solidity under his feet.

Fuck?He was put on the ground?

If you don’t escape now, when will you wait——

Stretching his short legs, Yu Zigui "peddled, pedaled" and crawled outside—freedom!I am coming!

Yao Wang poured the water from the basin into the toilet and flushed it.

As soon as he turned around, he was about to put the tortoise back into the washbasin and wash together, when he saw that the tortoise had almost crawled to the door of the bathroom.

Ok?

Can a tortoise climb so fast?

The speed of the tortoise is naturally not as fast as that of a human being, especially Yao Wang's legs are long and his steps are bigger than ordinary people.

In two steps, Yao Wang walked to the side of the tortoise, bent down and grabbed his back shell, ignoring his struggling limbs, put the tortoise back into the washbasin, and then turned on the faucet to rinse.

"Bah bah bah!"

Yu Zigui was choked by the violent water rushing to the top of his head, and shrank back into the turtle shell, leaving only his limbs kicking around.

"Kick—I kick—kick you to death—"

However, no matter how much he scolded and protested, he still couldn't escape the fate of being put back into the red washbasin.

The author has something to say: Don’t use your brain when you read it hahaha