Death Beliefs

When my mother slapped her hand and was about to land, my mobile phone squeaked and rang. My mother picked it up from the coffee table and handed it to me. I've said it many times, change the ringtone, or I'll have to put a cat in my house, it's really uncomfortable to hear this voice."

I:"……"

This is the bond song between me and my idol.Although it sounds a bit ugly, the overall atmosphere is very good. I remember that I was drooling from laughter, and my idol was scared to drooling.

"Okay, I see." I continued to lie down until my mother put the phone in my hand, and then I opened my eyes to see who is so blind to call me at this time, it is purely harassment, I don't want to answer the phone after nine o'clock at night.

Beauty sleep is a fine tradition I developed after I went to university. Except for Le Yan who didn't take it seriously, the other sisters in the university obeyed it as if I was their emperor.Sure enough, the person who called me at that moment was Le Yan.

I am so tired, I really want to hand the phone back, and ask my mother to lie and say that I fell asleep, thinking about it, this is not good, after all, we are also bosom sisters in college, but she can really talk when she chats Too long, too long, I am worried that if I continue talking with her, I will not go on a blind date tomorrow, I will definitely lose my spirits, and maybe people will be imaginative about what I did last night.

My mother couldn't stand it anymore, and as soon as she copied it, the phone fell into her hands. My mother looked at me and said, "Damn, who did you learn this from? If you don't want to answer it, don't answer it. If you want to answer it, hurry up." Then, I'm still waiting for you to accompany me to watch the blind date show, to see how people go on blind dates, so as to improve your success rate, otherwise you don't know how long you will have to go on blind dates. It will take time and effort."

I:"……"

My mother stared straight at the display on the screen, wondering: "Hey, who is this girl?" And the next moment, she picked it up calmly and said solemnly: "Hey, it's Le Yan. I'm Meng Xuan's mother, she is going to go on a blind date tomorrow, I want her to go to bed first, if you have anything to say, I'll ask her to call you back tomorrow, okay?"

I don’t know what was said over there, but my mother immediately got excited and danced, only to hear my mother yelling into the phone: “Le Yan, this is your fault, your father also cares about you. Isn’t it just love?” Do you want to have a date? For us Meng Chen, that’s commonplace. What’s wrong with you going there once? The more you experience this kind of thing, the better you will be able to pick a better one... Oh, isn’t blind date popular now? ? Le Yan, you have to follow the trend."

I:"……"

I can't keep pretending to be dead, otherwise my old lady will probably wash out Le Yan's brains. Among our six sisters, she is the most romantic. Go to someone for comfort.

I went to get my phone, it was very hard work, and in the end I was pinned on the sofa by my mother, unable to turn over, my mother was still making a speech, and the saliva flew to my hand, I had to retract my hand , quietly listening to her chatting with Le Yan endlessly, it is really not easy, she and Le Yan can still have this kind of fate.

Le Yan is the one who dreams the most among our six sisters, which is why we generally call her "romanticism". The word "romantic" is used here, and it really doesn't have any particularly superior emotional color, to put it bluntly Yes, we all feel that her life is unrealistic.

How is it unrealistic? She can change a husband for one drama, and has a girlish heart for the perfect hero in all love dramas. Even if the plot repeats, she can still see a gorgeous The majestic flowers come.

With this liking, Xi Xiang wants to burst her stupid pink bubble more than anyone else.If you want to say that she is such a big person, she still has idiotic fantasies about love, it's really hateful, and she is more sober than anyone else in love like winter's water.

For example, she loves to watch Korean dramas, and when she watches episodes in which she is not afraid of hurting a single dog even when she is so broke, she cheers with a girlish heart, and at the same time tells us: "I just think it's very interesting. Don't laugh, really. , you can watch it too. Have you enjoyed it? After all, we have grown up so much that we have never had a serious relationship."

Yes, she is the kind of person who can't eat or touch and has to see her eyes. We agree that among us who are not married, she will break the rules and be the first to get married, but then we are all wrong , Of course, that's all for later.

Whenever she talks about the plots in those TV dramas that can make people get goosebumps, we will all silently refute her, what are you watching?Seeing that our eldest has not been in a relationship yet, and then rely on this Mary Sue Jack Sue TV series for solace?

Come on, we're not horny, really, and we're not sad that we didn't have a man, that didn't exist.

Especially Xi Xiang, she is already thinking about using her boyfriend who will be abducted to her in the future as a slave, thinking about what kind of heavy work she can do, whether she will be omnipotent like a robot, if necessary, it is best to take her along Go to heaven.

Of course, since she got Wen Ling, she immediately dispelled this barbaric idea, and she finally realized after a while that the other half is for loving, not for being a cow or a horse.

It's just that the degree to which she loves Wen Ling once made us singles feel malicious slander. Yes, we would rather see her treat Wen Ling as a slave than get tired of it.

However, we overlooked that there is a romantic among us——Le Yan, who couldn't help cheering when she saw the pink bubbles. Although she usually looks like a quiet girl, once she gets excited, Even ten strong men could not hold her down.She really likes to watch Wen Ling and Xi Xiang spread dog food.

Sometimes when I saw her nympho with hands on her face, Lu Qin couldn't help herself and asked me: "Xiao Xuan, I know you are a real rotten woman, and you will give me two eyes when you see male and female CPs." It shines like a golden light, but I never knew that Le Yan would like this."

"How well do you know her? I suspect that she might not be a male or female. Her tastes can be mixed."

Although I am also happy to see Wen Lingxi Xiang loving each other in front of us, but to be honest, I am a little tired of seeing too much, I am not as durable as Le Yan, so I often and never give up on this door. Lu Qin, who was married, joined a camp.

In addition, Lu Qin and I were never ambiguous when criticizing Le Yan, who was immersed in love and idol dramas and couldn't help herself.

I can't help admonishing Le Yan: "Do you know why we've been single for so many years? We've been poisoned by these idol dramas. How come there are so many chance encounters? Eye-catching. You have lived to this age, what is the reality, do you have no points in your heart?"

Xiao Jie, who had been silent and confused during our chat, was inspired when she heard what I said, and she said, "Don't mention it, my classmate picked up a boyfriend when he went to the supermarket."

Then, amidst our disbelief, she talked eloquently, and even took out her mobile phone to show us the photos. It is said that the boy is quite handsome.

When I saw Le Yan's eyes sparkle immediately, it's really not true, isn't it just a man, for a person like Le Yan who knows how to chase Korean boy groups and envy Korean girl groups all day long, really There is no need for CARE.

When the mobile phone moved to me, I glanced at it with a sense of the world, and then I couldn’t calm down. I pointed at the boy wearing glasses tremblingly, too excited to speak, this can also happen handsome?Is there any misunderstanding about Shuai?

But we were all kind and unanimously said: "This young man is really good-looking. Fortunately, he is very energetic. He must be an intellectual."

That said, as if we were not high intellectuals.

As for having a deeper understanding of the concept of "chance encounter", we have to thank our glorious Xi Xiang, we never believe in chance encounters, because chance encounters never happen to mere mortals like us.

Don't watch TV dramas that are fantastically filmed, and novels that are mysterious and mysterious, you want to stir up your IQ thinking, isn't the so-called "encounter" just a deliberate act by either of the male and female protagonists?

If I have to talk about our chance encounter stories, well, every time we wander around in the underground supermarket of the school, we always meet those young people who are around us, their hair is not combed. , just like the movie stars posing there, scaring everyone to death.

Xi Xiang stretched out her diamond-encrusted fingers tremblingly. She really just wanted to show off her expensive nails that had just been done. See death as home.

She didn't want to write hatred on her face, but she felt that she might not attract many eyes just by stretching out her ten fingers, so she trembled slightly, and said to us through gritted teeth: "See, we want them to look like us. Aesthetically, I believe this place is like a blind date club with perfect results. After shopping in this supermarket, it’s worth it, and it’s just right for each person to take one back.”

"Then tell me, what is your aesthetic like?"

I have always been called by other sisters as the little fairy who can focus on the most important things. After Xi Xiang shook her hand, I couldn't wait to ask her a question.

I know very well that although Xi Xiang's mind is filled with all kinds of handsome men's faces as if it has expanded its capacity, some of them are pure muscular men. When it comes to faces, she is sometimes harsh and sometimes loose.But what she really needs is a waistless man who can give her an impenetrable gold card.

"I still don't know what kind of aesthetics I am." Xi Xiang clasped his hands together, full of magnanimity, like a queen dowager parading the streets, the demeanor of her whole body really makes people linger, and immediately captured the hearts of many young people.

She turned her face slowly, facing me and said, "But I know what kind of aesthetic you are."

"Look at what you said." I looked forward, and knew without looking that she wanted to amuse me again. Can I let her succeed?Of course not.I twisted my waist angrily, and I was in front of Xi Xiang and the others.

I said, "Don't you all know my aesthetics?"

"Yes, we all know." Xi Xiang yelled, and his eyes fell on Xiao Jie, who was holding Lu Qin's hand, and she was acting as a little bird at the moment. She rolled her eyes and laughed backwards and forwards. In fact, there is really nothing funny, she just had a crazy relapse at the wrong time, she said: "I still remember that night, Xiaojie, who was full of eyes only for uncles, yelled at us, who is XXX, isn't he You look so girly? Let’s see, Meng Xuan, what kind of aesthetics are you?

Me: "..." I can't bear to look back on the sad past, maybe my nature of liking male sissies has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

When it comes to what Le Yan and I have in common, it can only be said that we have a good resonance in chasing Korean boy groups, but I like her, she thinks she has no strength, but the truth is, we The boy group Wanyan I was chasing was still very popular when I first entered university. Since it is popular, it must be very powerful. This is my consistent logic, although I also think that the boy group I chased is so Fire occupies a lot of water in the appearance.

The ones she likes, uh, will always be criticized by me for being unworthy.I remember the first time she showed me the MV of that boy group, I actually commented bluntly: "Wow, this guy looks so... ugly."

Then I spit out the word "ugly", as if one word is not enough to describe their appearance.

Of course, the result was that I was held down by her to watch the contagious MVs one after another, and I just saw the beauty from the talent.

And in the end I actually gave in and unknowingly climbed onto the wall of the boy group.Thinking about it, I feel so ashamed of myself at that time.

Le Yan is not like me, she only knows how to chase after those good-looking people, she is much deeper and more stable than me.In short, she is not a superficial person.

Whether she watches the MV of the Korean boy group or girl group, or listens to their various explosive dance music, it is because she has a dream, yes, the dream, is it the word "dream", since she graduated from elementary school, she has not often mentioned it up?

Indeed, when we grow up, we don’t say a word about our childhood wishes. The reason is very simple, because our life trajectory has been deviated again and again. In the end, even talking about "dreams" feels like a kind of irony to life. Gradually, we Keep your mouth shut and don’t talk about dreams. When it comes to “dreams”, it’s just a colloquial term used for jokes when bickering occasionally. If it has any real meaning, it can avoid embarrassment in chatting, so it’s mentioned frequently without losing politeness. You can extend the conversation time, get close to each other, and at the same time feel sorry for each other—you see, she once had a dream of becoming an angel in white, but now she is majoring in accounting, and she still has to fight for it For life, just for food and clothing.