[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

The package arrives as scheduled amid Zhan Zhao's reluctance.Bai Yutang floated in the corner of the ceiling triumphantly, staring at Zhan Zhao to sign for the receipt.The courier boy felt cold sweat on the back of his neck, and when he finished signing, he grabbed the pen and ran away.

With a gloomy face, Zhan Zhao unpacked the package and dumped it all on the table.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang happily landed on the ground, stuck to the back of Zhan Zhao's shoulder, and poked back and forth on the pile of things with his fingers.

Bai Yutang: Sure enough, it's different from the ones I've seen. I don't know if it works well.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Have you seen it?

Bai Yutang: Isn't it very common?

Zhan Zhao: Common?

Zhan Zhao: What did you buy the whip for?

Bai Yutang: I heard that it is popular to keep dogs now, and I am afraid that they will bite people.

Zhan Zhao: Candles?

Bai Yutang: What if the power goes out?

Zhan Zhao: A collar?

Bai Yutang: Doesn't the dog have to be put on before it can be pulled out?

Zhan Zhao: Ropes?

Bai Yutang: Ah, can the dog be pulled without a rope on the collar?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Then what do you mean by wronging me because you said it can't be used on you? !

Bai Yutang: Because I can't touch them.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: So walking the dog is of course your business!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: I want to be quiet.

Bai Yutang: Who is Jingjing!

After spending three days confirming that Bai Yutang really didn't mean what he thought, Zhan Zhao felt a long-lost shame.

How can a boy who has been single for 20 years and slept for 1000 years think so wildly!

This shame continued into the evening.Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang who was enjoying himself while holding his mobile phone, and it was rare that he didn't go over to him, but silently thought about it.

Bai Yutang laughed suddenly, and elbowed Zhan Zhao's arm.

Zhan Zhao: Aww!

Bai Yutang: Why?

Zhan Zhao: Can you be lighter?

Bai Yutang: No.

Zhan Zhao: Why?

Bai Yutang: You ignored me when I told you to be gentle.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: You obviously make me heavier more often!

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: Bah.

Zhan Zhao: So why do you laugh so happily?

Bai Yutang: I actually saw someone willing to treat themselves like a dog.

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: Look, you put a collar around your neck, tied it with a rope, and got whipped by the whip.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: But it's so strange why you drip candles...

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang:! ! !

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: Bridge bean sack!

Zhan Zhao: When did you learn Japanese!

Bai Yutang: So the ones I bought...

Zhan Zhao: I already threw it away!

Bai Yutang: Hello!How can you throw away what I bought!

Zhan Zhao: Anyway, it’s my money.

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: Hmph.

Because of the question of who spent the money, Bai Yutang was inexplicably stunned for several days, no matter how much Zhan Zhao coaxed him, it was useless.After arriving, Zhan Zhao also got angry, and Bai Yutang didn't eat, drink or sleep anyway, so he didn't need to worry about it at all, so he simply stayed in the company for a few nights under the pretext of working overtime.

As a result, when he returned home from work on the weekend, he found that Bai Yutang had disappeared.

Now Zhan Zhao panicked.After searching around, Bai Yutang didn't take anything away, and of course he couldn't take anything away either.The old mobile phone was lying quietly on the bed, it was dead and turned off.

Bai Yutang disappeared without a sound, just like when he came here, leaving no trace.

Zhan Zhao went to the desk in a daze, turned on the computer, brought up the horror movie, and played it on a loop all night.

The female ghost climbed out time and time again, but the mirror behind her remained silent.

Zhan Zhao: Don't make trouble with the rats, come out quickly.

Zhan Zhao: Let me buy you another set, okay?You can use it on whoever you want, but it's better not to go to someone else on me.

Zhan Zhao: There are still many things you haven't seen before, so it's not worthwhile to leave like this.

Zhan Zhao: Seriously, come out quickly.

……

Zhan Zhao: Bai Yutang, you bastard!

An earth-shattering sneeze echoed in the room, and the tears that had just appeared in the corners of Zhan Zhao's eyes immediately flowed back in fright.

Bai Yutang: Why are you scolding me!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: I want to ask you something!

Zhan Zhao: Where have you been?

Bai Yutang: Go back and play chess with Granny Meng!Staying alone every day is boring to death, I want you to take care of it!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: So why are you scolding me!

Bai Yutang:! ! !

Bai Yutang: You're going to strangle me...

Zhan Zhao: Can you die a second time?

Bai Yutang: Yes!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: That's right.

Zhan Zhao: I shouldn't scold you, I'm sorry.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Bai Yutang: I heard you promised me to use something on you.

Zhan Zhao: You are too focused on playing chess, you have auditory hallucinations!