[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Before Bai Yutang appeared, Zhan Zhao had a friend named X.

Of course, after Bai Yutang appeared, X was still his friend.It's just that Zhan Zhao puts all his heart and soul into the re-encounter with Bai Yutang, so his contact with X is less.For the past two days, Bai Yutang was obsessed with learning Mandarin, Zhan Zhao was mixed with feelings of grievance and boredom, and finally remembered that there was an X to complain about.

Zhan Zhao: Hi.

X: You are still alive.

Zhan Zhao: ...

X: Discovered by conscience?

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

X: It's all right.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Wait, is your birthday coming up?

X: It's over. Thank you.

Zhan Zhao: ...

……

Bai Yutang: Dead cat, what are you doing screaming!

Zhan Zhao: This is howling up to the sky, not howling like ghosts.

Bai Yutang: Is there a difference?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: No.

After learning the ins and outs, Bai Yutang took the initiative to withdraw from the gnawing textbooks that he forgot to eat and sleep, thinking that he had to make a certain expression for X's company with Zhan Zhao before.Zhan Zhao looked at him vigilantly, afraid that he would repeat the trick at the annual meeting and call the shock a surprise.

Bai Yutang wanted to scoff.It's a pity that he couldn't get air out of his nose, so he couldn't make a snort.

Zhan Zhao: Then what do you want to do?

Bai Yutang: I want to practice Mandarin.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Bai Yutang, let me tell you that if you are reborn as a human being, you will be the kind of student that all the teachers love most. I have never seen you work so hard in several lifetimes.

Bai Yutang: Hmph.

Zhan Zhao: But people X can’t hear you, how do you practice?

Bai Yutang: This...

Zhan Zhao: I can’t see you either.

Bai Yutang: Uh...

Zhan Zhao: And in fact, I have never met him, and I may not know him on the other side.

Bai Yutang: Isn't that your friend?

Zhan Zhao: Divine friendship.

Bai Yutang: Talk about people.

Zhan Zhao: A netizen.

Bai Yutang: Bah.

Bai Yutang: Isn't it possible to meet online now?

Zhan Zhao: He said that his computer is not equipped with a camera.

Bai Yutang: Talk about people.

Zhan Zhao: Even if we meet, he can see me and I can't see him.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Bai Yutang: Don't you have a mobile phone?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Yes!

X sneezed hard.

Zhan Zhao felt that it was never a good idea to bring a ghost to face Ji, and it would be strange for a big man to face Ji.What's more, he and X are not in the same city. It would be too much trouble to fly there and then back for a belated birthday greeting, and it might cause a lot of psychological pressure on X.

Well those are excuses.

The point is, he can't let Bai Yutang be exposed to others in an unknown state.It is not a good thing for X or Bai Yutang.After much deliberation, and after seeking the consent of all parties, Zhan Zhao informed X of Bai Yutang's existence, and made an expected voice call.

Zhan Zhao: Happy birthday.

X: Well.

Zhan Zhao: Are you so indifferent?

X: Get out of the way, I want to talk to your lover.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: There's something wrong with this name.

Zhan Zhao: Exactly!

X: What's right?I'm so sorry, why don't you let me go?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: You can't hear him, what's the use of me getting out of the way?Do you want to concentrate on listening to the sound of electricity?

X: Can she hear me?

Zhan Zhao: I can hear it.

X: Then it's over.

Zhan Zhao: No, what do you want to talk about?

X: I just want to ask her if she is blind after seeing you.

Zhan Zhao: WHY!

X: You've been an elm bump since I knew you, how many girls chased after you, and you're like a big monk who's looking at you like a monk.What's the matter now, it's in Sadako's hands?

Zhan Zhao: Brother, although he crawled out of the computer in white clothes, he is not Sadako, okay?

Bai Yutang: I crawled out of the mirror!

Zhan Zhao: OK the mirror.

X: I also want to ask your lover, you are the kind of person who has no night life and no sex life between home and work——

Zhan Zhao: Yes!

X: ok. People who have no nightlife and only have sex, can’t drink, go clubbing, can’t sing, can’t go shopping, is it fun to be with you?

Zhan Zhao: Don't impose your mate selection conditions on me, please.

X: Then what is your condition?

Zhan Zhao: No conditions.

X: What is the condition without the condition?

Zhan Zhao: As long as it is him.

X: ...

Bai Yutang: Wait a minute, did you mean before or after I appeared.

Zhan Zhao: Later.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

X: After what?

Zhan Zhao: I didn't talk to you.

X was silent for a while, and exited the voice call.Typed a line of words.

X: This is what you guys said about my birthday? !