[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Bai Yutang didn't seem to feel anything about Zhan Zhao's sudden indifference, and just quietly played with his phone or tablet.At first, Zhan Zhao hoped that he would have doubts, and then he could take the opportunity to cry about his loneliness for thousands of years.Unexpectedly, Bai Yutang acted as if nothing had happened at all, but Zhan Zhao's words were all rotten in his stomach, let alone bored.

However, Zhan Zhao found that the charging frequency of mobile phones and tablets has become lower recently. Apparently, Bai Yutang does not run programs that consume a lot of power such as online games, and even Weibo and WeChat do not have to load pictures.He found an opportunity to take a sneak peek, and found that the screen was full of text, it seemed that Bai Yutang had gotten used to the new way of reading.

In the end, Zhan Zhao couldn't bear it anymore, and tilted his head to look at Bai Yutang who was lying on his stomach and swiping his phone.

Zhan Zhao: Do ​​you know that there is a place in Shandong called Linyi, where there is a very famous man named Yang?

Bai Yutang: What are you doing?

Zhan Zhao: I only treat people like you who can't get off the Internet once they go online.

Bai Yutang: How to treat it?

Zhan Zhao: It was said to be an electric shock.

Bai Yutang: What is electric shock?

Zhan Zhao: Do ​​you remember being bitten by a socket when you first came here?That's touch-

He hadn't even uttered the word "electricity" when he saw Bai Yutang directly poking his finger into the socket hole on the wall.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: I can't even use the touch screen, so how could I get an electric shock? Are you stupid?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Then what the hell did you scream that night!

Bai Yutang: It's just that I'm not very good at using that water spray thing and I'm too embarrassed to say it outright, so I just made up an excuse and asked you to come in and wash it for me.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: And I was indeed bitten by it.There was a tear on the side of the thing.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang glanced at him contemptuously, and continued to brush his phone.

Zhan Zhao: I feel that my human dignity has been insulted.

When he was in a daze, Zhan Zhao suddenly felt a piece of ice close to him.Subconsciously, it turned out to be Bai Yutang.

Zhan Zhao: What are you doing?

Bai Yutang: Don't you want to know what I'm looking at?

Zhan Zhao: Yes.

Zhan Zhao: Huh?

Bai Yutang tossed the glowing cell phone to Zhan Zhao, turned over and moved away.Zhan Zhao grabbed it with a dazed expression, lowered his head and took a few glances, and was suddenly struck by lightning.

I don't know which author with a big brain hole, wrote a long article with their names, in which the various postures are described in detail, and even the tone of the voice can be imagined.Zhan Zhao hurriedly scrolled down, wondering if there were any other things that he could barely see.

Unfortunately, no.

So there is no doubt that this is what Bai Yutang read.

Zhan Zhao: You these few days——

Bai Yutang: I've been watching it for the past few days.Of course it wasn't like this at first, it's still normal.

Zhan Zhao: Normal?

Bai Yutang: It's like you marry Ding Yuehua after I die.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: I didn't!

Bai Yutang: Then how would I know.

Zhan Zhao: Really not!

Bai Yutang: Later I watched some abnormal ones.

Zhan Zhao: How?

Bai Yutang: I'll marry Ding Yuehua after you die.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: Then I found this category for some reason.

Zhan Zhao: How do you feel?

Bai Yutang: I think...

Bai Yutang: I think I can meet you.

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: Cat, are you really stupid?

Zhan Zhao:! ! !

A few days later, Zhan Zhao found that Bai Yutang was still reading the article, and couldn't help being suspicious.

Zhan Zhao: You opened the door to a new world again?

Bai Yutang: Well, maybe.

Zhan Zhao: What is it?

Bai Yutang: Whip, candle, collar, rope.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Damn it.

Bai Yutang: But none of these can be applied to me, so I have wronged you.

Zhan Zhao: What? !

Bai Yutang: I just placed an order with your account, and it should arrive the day after tomorrow.

Zhan Zhao: When did you learn to shop online? !

Bai Yutang: Are you missing the point?You have no problem?That's it.

Zhan Zhao: No!I reject!