[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

No matter what life it is, Zhan Zhao has always had nothing to do with women.The most he can do now is to calmly stare at the woman and curse at the street without saying a word.The onlookers in the shop surrounded the three floors, some accused, some ridiculed, but no one came up to relieve the siege.

Within 5 minutes, Bai Yutang became impatient.

Bai Yutang: Can you make her shut up?

Zhan Zhao: How?

Bai Yutang: How do I know? Try it.

Zhan Zhao: According to my experience and knowledge, the more I talk to her, the more enthusiastic I will be. It is better to let her quarrel.

Bai Yutang: Hehe.

Zhan Zhao: It seems that I heard a trace of disdain.

Bai Yutang: It seems that two words are removed.

Zhan Zhao: Youcanyouup.

Bai Yutang: What do you mean?

Zhan Zhao: Only you can do such a difficult thing.

Bai Yutang: Hmph.

After Bai Yutang finished humming, he tapped the perpetrator on the back of the head. A chill pierced through the Baihui acupoint of the boy who had stopped crying for a long time and was only thinking about eating. on the table.Zhan Zhao stood up in shock, and stretched out his hand to check, but the woman mistook him for harming his son, and immediately scratched his hand with long nails.If it wasn't for shrinking so fast, I'm afraid that a piece of flesh on the back of the hand would be picked off.

Bai Yutang: Don't worry, just sleep for a while, nothing will happen.

Zhan Zhao: Are you sure?

Bai Yutang: Do you dare to believe me?

Zhan Zhao: I'm afraid you overestimate the physique of the child now.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Bai Yutang: Then this girl is so energetic, I shouldn't overestimate her.

Zhan Zhao: What do you want to do——

In fact, he knew what Bai Yutang wanted to do.Sure enough, before he finished speaking, he saw him slamming on the woman's head as usual, causing her to roll her eyes and fall down.The onlookers were in an uproar, some enthusiastically rushed forward, pinched the man and slapped the vest, and some chattered to call the boss and an ambulance.

Zhan Zhao, who did not respond to the woman's attack the whole time, calmly walked out of the barbecue restaurant.

Bai Yutang dozed off in the co-pilot, the car still seemed to be filled with the smell of barbecue and the woman's scolding.Suddenly he twitched, raised his head and stared out of the window, as if very surprised.Zhan Zhao glanced out of the corner of his eye and asked him what's the matter, but he said nothing.

As the sky darkened, the street lights came on one after another.Bai Yutang stared at the lamp boredly, muttering something in his mouth.

Zhan Zhao: What did you say?

Bai Yutang: Nothing.

Zhan Zhao: Don't bully me. My hearing is not as good as before.

Bai Yutang: Well, I mean, these lights are so ugly now.

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: Back in the Yuan Dynasty, it was not so monotonous.

Zhan Zhao: This is not a lantern.You said you wanted to see it, so I will take you to the lantern show.

Bai Yutang: Hey.

The chat between the two was interrupted by Zhan Zhao's quick brake.Bai Yutang jumped forward, his head went straight through the windshield, Zhan Zhao was so frightened that he hurriedly pulled him back.Bai Yutang rubbed his forehead and looked forward, he saw Zhan Zhao's car colliding with another car on the other side, and the other car's headlight whose lampshade was smashed continued to emit dazzling light tenaciously.

Bai Yutang: What's the situation?

Zhan Zhao: He probably wanted to avoid the electric car on his right suddenly turning left. The high beams made me unable to see anything for a moment. I was afraid that there would be cars behind me and I would not dare to go right, so I had to brake, but it didn't stop.

Bai Yutang: Talk about people.

Zhan Zhao: It’s already a human word.

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang was thinking hard when he heard the cab window being slammed several times.Both of them looked out and saw that the other driver was a middle-aged man, waving his fists angrily.Zhan Zhao rolled down the car window, and before he could speak, he was sprayed with saliva all over his face.

Driver: How the hell are you driving!

Zhan Zhao: Brother, it’s your car that’s pressing the line, okay?

Driver: But you hit me!You see the front of my car is so deflated, you are fucking blind!

Zhan Zhao: I was blinded by you.

Driver: Do you still dare to talk back?You don't know who Lao Tzu is, do you?You wait!

He took out his mobile phone and began to swipe the screen quickly, Zhan Zhao watched helplessly.Bai Yutang stared at it for a while while propping his cheeks, then wrinkled his nose.

Bai Yutang: What is he going to do?

Zhan Zhao: Probably to call someone to beat me.

Bai Yutang: Huh?What is his background.

Zhan Zhao: Then who knows.Maybe it's the second generation of rich people, maybe it's the second generation of officials, maybe it's just someone with a swollen face to pretend to be fat.

Bai Yutang: What do you mean, you used to bully people with power, but now you can bully people without power?

Zhan Zhao: Children can be taught.

Bai Yutang: Tsk, the world is getting worse.

Zhan Zhao: You don't want to knock him on the back of the head again, do you?

Bai Yutang: Hehe, it's not so cheap.Let's see who he calls.