[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Among the dozens of packages lost by Bai Yutang, Zhan Zhao found one of the few practical things: a robot vacuum cleaner.Bai Yutang watched Zhan Zhao look up from the instruction manual with curiosity, plugged in the power with the round cake-like thing in his arms, and then sat and waited.He also leaned over to read the manual, but was dazzled by a lot of diagrams and lines, so he gave up.

Bai Yutang: What is this?

Zhan Zhao: Sweeping the floor.

Bai Yutang:? ? ?

Zhan Zhao: Don’t look at me—oh, the sweeping and mopping can also mop the floor.

Bai Yutang:? ? ? ? ?

Zhan Zhao: What?

Bai Yutang: I don't understand.

Zhan Zhao: I don’t understand.

Bai Yutang: I bought it because I saw it looked like a sesame seed cake and thought it could make sesame seed cakes by itself.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: Then you told me it was for sweeping the floor?

Zhan Zhao: Doesn’t that mean sweeping the floor?

Bai Yutang: Who has time to read when you are so busy!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Did you just buy these things based on pictures?

Bai Yutang: Otherwise?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Their conversation, full of enigmatic harmony, is interrupted by the robot vacuum's cue light.Bai Yutang jumped up and rushed to the side, touching here and there, looking at it, just like when he was a child holding on to the nanny's things and not letting go.Zhan Zhao had never seen him like this before, and felt it was strange, he folded his arms and watched with a smile.After a while, Bai Yutang ran back again, poked him and asked him to demonstrate how to use it.

Zhan Zhao turned his head decisively.

Picked up the manual again.

Two people, no, one person and one ghost, murmured and studied for a long time before Zhan Zhao pressed the first button.He was so cautious and hesitant, not because he didn't have confidence in using electronic products, but because he didn't want to make any mistakes, so that he would be laughed at by Bai Yutang.

As a result, after the robot successfully ate a pile of paper scraps under Bai Yutang's excited gaze, it got stuck at the kitchen door, with two brushes struggling in vain.

Bai Yutang: Hey, why didn't it move?

Zhan Zhao: I don’t know.

Bai Yutang: Are you stuffed?

Zhan Zhao: How could it be so fast.

Robot: Master, help me.

Bai Yutang:! ! !

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: It can talk!

Bai Yutang: Dead cat, can you talk without hearing it!

Bai Yutang: Still calling for help!

Zhan Zhao: I heard you get off me first, okay? I'm going to be strangled to death by you.

Bai Yutang: If you strangle him to death, what's the matter? Isn't that just turning into a ghost? Do you discriminate against ghosts?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Then are you not afraid that I will be assigned to another era by Meng Po or something?

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: Good question.But she won't.

Zhan Zhao: How do you know.

Bai Yutang: Unless she is willing to spend hundreds of years cooking that pot of soup again.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: It's okay cat, you'll be a handsome ghost even after death, that nymphomaniac Granny Meng will definitely listen to whatever you say.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Are you sure?

Bai Yutang: Otherwise, why do you think I wasn't doused?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Robot: Master, are you still alive? Come and save me, hello!

Zhan Zhao carried the robot away from the kitchen door bar, and put it on the balcony side of the living room.The robot started working hard again, and quickly ate the sofa, coffee table, closet and other places that ordinary brooms could not reach.

Then it got stuck again at the kitchen door.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: ...

Repeatedly, Bai Yutang's curiosity has been wiped out, and Zhan Zhao has been tortured enough.

Bai Yutang: Can it be closed?

Zhan Zhao: Of course.

He gently kicked the robot into the living room, then pressed the remote control in his hand.

Zhan Zhao: According to the manual, it will find the charging port by itself and stay there, just like we are going to sleep.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Zhan Zhao: Like this.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Bai Yutang: Huh?

Two people, no, one person and one ghost, staring at the robot with wide eyes.It didn't go back to charge, but rubbed against Zhan Zhao's trousers, following wherever he went.

Bai Yutang: Did you press the wrong button?

Zhan Zhao then searched for a long time, and clicked again.The robot released Zhan Zhao and started chasing Bai Yutang.

Bai Yutang:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: Take care of it, dead cat!I don't like wearing this thing!It's too cold!

Zhan Zhao: I'm looking for it, don't worry.

Bai Yutang: Why did it hit the wall again!

Zhan Zhao: Be safe and don't be impatient!

Bai Yutang: Hey, it's crazy, stop it!

Zhan Zhao: Please be patient, okay?

Bai Yutang: Ah!

He closed his eyes, not wanting to see Zhan Zhao jumping on the robot's head like a cat catching a mouse.

Oh bah, that analogy is wrong.