[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Because Zhan Zhao was afraid that Bai Yutang would bring up the old matter of candles again, he never dared to let him touch anything related to shopping.Obviously, when he was making this calculation, he completely forgot about the arrival of Double Eleven.

Overwhelming advertising, if you don't see it unless you poke your eyes.

Bai Yutang quickly accepted e-commerce marketing, a thing he had never touched before, with his super-high understanding.Although he used Zhan Zhao's account to buy things, after all, he searched the steps according to the gourd painting, and he had never tried coupons, shopping coupons, red envelopes for full discounts, let alone pre-sale deposit inflation.

So Zhan Zhao had no choice but to watch Bai Yutang poke in every hour to grab shopping coupons, and shop at brands and play games to draw red envelopes.I don't know if it's because the stylus is not as easy to use as fingers, and I always lose more than I win. After a whole day, I only won two yuan.

Bai Yutang: The baby is not happy!

Zhan Zhao: You are so disgusting that I have goosebumps all over my body.

Bai Yutang: Who told you to listen!while playing!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Oh.

But the mobile phone is not in hand, no matter how much you trust the intimacy, after all, you can't rest assured to play by yourself.What's more, Zhan Zhao has no idea about Bai Yutang's current behavior, so how dare he let him wander around casually.That's why I always keep my head in this direction.Bai Yutang ignored him and concentrated on swiping the red envelopes.

Zhan Zhao: Brother Bai.

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: Yutang.

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: Rats.

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: hello?anyone there?

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: Do ​​you dare to talk to me!

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: I'm so sad, you have a red envelope, so you can't say a word to me?

Bai Yutang: Yes.

Zhan Zhao: Tell me! ! !

Bai Yutang: You are so noisy.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao was critically hit and lost [-] blood points.

On the eve of Double Eleven, Zhan Zhao entered the first-level alert state, did not turn on the computer or the TV, and even turned off the Wi-Fi on the tablet, just to allow Bai Yutang to run smoothly.However, no matter how well prepared, it is no match for the madness of hundreds of millions of people across the country.The network was declared paralyzed after midnight, let alone payment, and even the order details could not be entered.

Bai Yutang poked at the screen irritably, watching the interface exit and reappear but it didn't show up, he became more and more unhappy, his whole body was emitting a cold air, Zhan Zhao, who was already gradually getting used to his body temperature, wrapped himself tightly in the quilt in silence.

Bai Yutang: What are you hiding from?

Zhan Zhao: Nothing, just not disturbing you.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Bai Yutang: Ah!

He finally swiped out an order, quickly tapped the payment button, and then handed his phone to Zhan Zhao for fingerprinting.Zhan Zhao stretched out his fingers to him as if he was righteous, and let him grasp and press down, and he couldn't help thinking of some familiar scenes.

Zhan Zhao: Why do you feel that I am like Hua Ya?

Bai Yutang: Huh?

Zhan Zhao: And is it a trick of torture?

Bai Yutang: What are you talking about?

Zhan Zhao: Nothing.

The SMS notification sounded one after another, and the money in the card was lost one after another.Zhan Zhao doesn't care much about money, but he cares more about the phone screen.He suspected that a small hole had been poked by the stylus in that position.After finally watching Bai Yutang stop, he hurriedly asked him to put the phone aside.

Bai Yutang: What to put in, the pre-sale will start at [-]:[-]pm.

Zhan Zhao: ...

When it finally stopped, it was almost 01:30.Zhan Zhao yawned, took back his phone and looked at it.A cursory glance at the bill almost feels like I'm going to have a heart attack.

Zhan Zhao: What did you spend tens of thousands of dollars on? !

Bai Yutang: Are you illiterate?

Zhan Zhao: I know it!But I don't know what to do with all this mess!

Bai Yutang: Actually, I don't know, I just think it looks pretty.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: You spent several months of my salary just to look good?

Bai Yutang: Are you distressed?

Bai Yutang: Why didn't you feel bad when I bought a sip of wine with more than ten taels of silver?Why don't you feel bad about buying a cloak with your half-year salary?Because I can do it if I have money, but now I can’t if I don’t have money?Zhan Zhao, you have changed after so many years!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao received a double crit and lost [-] blood points.

Bai Yutang: Dumb cat, look at you like that.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: Huh?

Zhan Zhao:! ! !

Bai Yutang: You know I don't need to sleep.

Zhan Zhao, revived with full blood.