[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Bai Yutang stretched his waist, and tore off the white clothes attached to his body bit by bit, the wounds all over his body scabbed at a speed visible to the naked eye.Zhan Zhao's teeth twitched, he didn't know what to say, so he just shut up.After he finished tearing his clothes, he asked him if he wanted to take a bath as if he just remembered.

Bai Yutang: Oh, go and boil water.

Zhan Zhao rolled his eyes, and turned on the lights in the bedroom and corridor with a snap, causing Bai Yutang to jump up in fright.Zhan Zhao turned a corner and turned on the bathroom light with a snap.Looking back, Bai Yutang didn't follow, so he leaned out strangely.

Zhan Zhao: What are you doing?Not a bath?

Bai Yutang: What is so bright!

Zhan Zhao: Lamp.

Bai Yutang: I didn't see why you can turn on the lights when you light up!

Zhan Zhao: electricity.

Bai Yutang: What is electricity?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth, go take a shower and finish talking.

Bai Yutang stared bitterly at the lamp on the ceiling, and stood under the shower head tremblingly.The warm yellow light shone on his body, making him shiver involuntarily again.

Bai Yutang: Where's the bathtub?

Zhan Zhao: Do ​​you want to take a bath?That's in the small bathroom.

As he spoke, he led Bai Yutang to the room with the bathtub, boiled the water, adjusted it to a suitable temperature, and took half of the bathtub.After thinking about it, I also turned on the massage function, and put a big yellow duck in the tank by the way.

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: Alright, let's go in, the shower gel is here - it's soap, just press it.

He demonstrated how to use the shower gel, and closed the door for Bai Yutang intimately.

According to Zhan Zhao's impression, Bai Yutang had to wash for at least an hour before finishing.But since he doesn't know how to use hot water, it may take less than half an hour to go in and change it for him.

Unexpectedly, only 10 minutes later, there was a scream in the bathroom.Zhan Zhao was startled, and kicked open the door with a slam, only to see Bai Yutang supporting the wall with one hand and pointing to the sky to form a sculpture.

Zhan Zhao: What's the situation?

Bai Yutang: Something bit me!

Zhan Zhao followed his gaze and saw his fingers, and immediately understood—this guy must have been curious when he saw the light, and he couldn't tell if the switch socket was wet, so he poked it up, and it's no wonder he didn't get an electric shock.

Zhan Zhao: Remember to wipe off the things on the wall afterward.

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Zhan Zhao: Call me when the water is cold.

Bai Yutang: Help me wash it.

Zhan Zhao: ...

The naked Bai Yutang was wrapped in a towel and sat cross-legged on the sofa in the living room, while Zhan Zhao rummaged through the guest room to find clean sheets, quilts, pajamas and underwear.After finally finding a set that would catch Bai Yutang's eye, he heard another scream.Zhan Zhao threw the things in his hand on the bed, rushed to the living room a few steps, and saw Bai Yutang tremblingly pointing at the opposite side.

Bai Yutang: You actually imprisoned such an ugly girl at home!

Zhan Zhao turned his head and saw that the wall-mounted TV had somehow been turned on by Bai Yutang, and the heroine of romance was yelling at you at the top of her lungs: you are cruel, you are ruthless, you are making trouble for no reason.

Zhan Zhao: If you don't like her, you can change her.

Bai Yutang: How many have you shut down? !

Zhan Zhao sighed, put the remote control that fell beside him into his hand, and taught him to change the channel and adjust the volume.Bai Yutang stared at the small black box, and pressed it tentatively.

A man who rolled his eyes: Is it my fault for being rich and handsome!

Click again.

A heartbroken man: Tu Su, wake up, Tu Su!

Click again.

An evil, charming and maniacal man: This knife of mine is a sharp blade covered in meth!

Click again.

A man with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes: Cat, do you like it?

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: I blamed you wrongly. It turns out that you only imprisoned one woman, and the rest are men.

Zhan Zhao: Your focus is wrong, right?

Zhan Zhao thought that after making the bed and tucking Bai Yutang into the quilt, everything else could be left for tomorrow.However, he still overestimated Bai Yutang's ability to adapt.

He just turned over and felt the bed sink. Bai Yutang was lying on the side, looking at him pitifully with big eyes.

Zhan Zhao: When did you come in?

Bai Yutang: Just now.

Zhan Zhao: I didn't hear the door knock.

Bai Yutang: I walk through walls.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: What's the matter?Is the bed uncomfortable?

Bai Yutang: There is something blowing wind on my head all the time, which makes me have a headache.

Zhan Zhao was puzzled, so he had no choice but to follow him to the guest room.

Zhan Zhao: This is an air conditioner, you won’t get hot if you turn it on.

Bai Yutang: I'm not hot in the first place.

Zhan Zhao: Then turn it off, it won't cause headaches.

Bai Yutang: But it still keeps staring at me.

Zhan Zhao looked at the indicator light of the air conditioner being turned on, and was speechless for a while.

Zhan Zhao: Then what do you want?

Bai Yutang: You sleep with me.

Zhan Zhao: ...