[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Early in the morning on the weekend, Zhan Zhao woke up from the cold.Opening his eyes tremblingly, he saw that Bai Yutang was entangled in his body like an octopus.It's like holding a block of ice, no matter how thick the quilt is, it's useless.

Zhan Zhao patted Bai Yutang on the back, trying to make him loosen himself.But Bai Yutang only hummed twice, but the entanglement became even tighter.Zhan Zhao shivered from the cold, couldn't help but exerted a little more force, and struggled outside.As a result, Bai Yutang was dissatisfied.

Bai Yutang: What are you arguing about?

Zhan Zhao: You are awake.

Bai Yutang: Nonsense, I don't need to sleep.

Zhan Zhao: Then why are you hugging me so tightly!

Bai Yutang: What are you shouting about? It's not like I haven't hugged her before.

Zhan Zhao: But it wasn't cold before.

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang:? ? ?

Zhan Zhao: I suddenly feel hot again.

Bai Yutang: Why don't you spoil you to death!

Zhan Zhao: Because getting used to it is not enough.

Bai Yutang: Hey, why are you thick-skinned?

Zhan Zhao: After many reincarnations, it is naturally full of messy things. Otherwise, do you think there are still people cleaning in the reincarnation?

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: It makes sense, but I'm speechless.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: This sentence is outdated.

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: Go away.

Bai Yutang said that his fingers hurt from swiping too much on Weibo, because it is uncomfortable to keep holding the stylus.Zhan Zhao thought for a while, gave him the tablet, and then taught him to watch TV series.

Zhan Zhao: It’s actually the same as watching a play, except that it’s not performed live.

Bai Yutang: So they were not locked in by you.

Zhan Zhao: I am not a prison!

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: Hey, why are you blushing a little, what did you think of?

Bai Yutang: No!You read it wrong!

Zhan Zhao: I...

Bai Yutang: I want to watch this!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: You can choose too.

Zhan Zhao went to cook by himself, and let Bai Yutang watch in the room with peace of mind, muttering uncontrollably.He guessed that before he finished his meal, Bai Yutang would come out and ask for another one.

Sure enough, when he was halfway through eating, Bai Yutang rushed over the three walls and stopped in front of him, bringing a gust of cool wind.

Bai Yutang: Why not me!

Zhan Zhao: What without you?

Bai Yutang: This case is almost finished, only the lord Fox Gatepost and you!

Zhan Zhao: Uh, the screenwriter—the one who wrote this story, he doesn’t know you.

Bai Yutang: Is it because I died early?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Because he is uneducated!

Bai Yutang: Then find a story about me and show me.

Zhan Zhao put down his chopsticks and took the tablet, flipped through many pages, found a video, and clicked on it for him.Bai Yutang snatched it away suspiciously, and walked back through the three walls with one step and three turns.Zhan Zhao picked up the chopsticks and ordered, and started to drink the soup.With the last sip left, another gust of cool wind blew.

Bai Yutang: I'm not so ugly!another!

Zhan Zhao: That can't be helped, they can't find an actor who matches their appearance, so you can make do with it.

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: Hmph.

When Zhan Zhao finished washing the dishes, there was a third gust of cool wind.This time the wind was less, because Bai Yutang had to pass through an extra wall to enter the kitchen.

Bai Yutang: Why do all the girls seem to like me but end up leaning towards you?

Zhan Zhao: Because the person who plays me is usually more famous than the person who plays you.

Bai Yutang: Impossible!

Zhan Zhao: That is political correctness.

Bai Yutang:? ? ?

Zhan Zhao: You don’t need to understand this, just read the story and don’t care what to do with so much.

Bai Yutang: Don't watch it!

Zhan Zhao: How about I find other people’s stories for you?What type do you want?For example, is it a knight and a girl living happily together, or a hero who passed all the way and finally defeated the big devil, or a fool who transformed into a black belly and foiled the enemy's plot... and so on?

Bai Yutang: Hmm...

Bai Yutang: Is there any hero who transformed into a silly Baitian and lived happily with the big devil?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Why is your brain circuit so clear!

Zhan Zhao didn't know what drama Bai Yutang found in the end, because he went to the supermarket.All he knew was that when he came back, Bai Yutang was grinning in the mirror.

Zhan Zhao: What are you doing?

Bai Yutang: How do you think the werewolf was played?

Zhan Zhao: Werewolves?

Bai Yutang: Ah, it's called a werewolf, and it turns into a werewolf if you bite it on a full moon night.

Zhan Zhao: Well, wearing a headgear, right?

Bai Yutang: Then where did they find the horse with wings?

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: And why can a small stick be set on fire?

Zhan Zhao:? ? ? ? ?

Bai Yutang: And their hair is colorful. Do you think it's strange?

Zhan Zhao:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Bai Yutang: Why don't you speak?

Zhan Zhao: I don't know what you're talking about.

Bai Yutang: Here.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: What the hell have you spent all afternoon watching Harry Potter? !

Bai Yutang: Cursing people is not a good state official.