Those days when I fell in love with monsters

When people are under extreme stress or fear, they often don't act like themselves.

For example, Cao Xiuming usually likes to put on airs of a movie king in front of others, exuding his charming side.However, at this moment, he was so frightened that his shit was gone, his chicness was gone, and his whole person appeared in a mentally retarded state.

"Monsters! Monsters! How could there be monsters!" He screamed on the ground, shaking his head and chanting, "Amitabha Buddha... Amitayus Buddha... Om Mani Padme Hum... Prosperity! Democracy! Harmony! Civilization... "

"It's so noisy." Du Jiayan rubbed his temples, with a look of disgust, "Can you make him stop?"

Lang Jun frowned, and gestured towards Cao Xiuming's throat.The screaming chicken in his body was immediately cut off, its lips opened and closed, and it could not make a sound.

Cao Xiuming was frightened to death, and there was only one thought in his mind, I'm a fucking disabled person!

"It's only temporary." Du Jiayan looked at his unlovable look, and he felt a little bit of a connection, realizing what Cao Xiuming was thinking at the moment, "However, we have a few questions to ask you, if you answer If it’s not good, maybe it’s not just temporarily, but forever.”

No, no, he can't be a mute, no one will find a mute to film a movie, no one will find a mute to hold a concert, and Nabo International will not want a mute to be a "son-in-law"!Cao Xiuming immediately rolled and crawled to pick Du Jiayan's thigh, but he didn't dare to pick Lang Jun's.

Seeing the enemy who had been hostile to each other for almost half his life kneeling in front of him, Du Jiayan had nothing to be happy about.He avoided Cao Xiuming and stood up: "Did you kill Sister Yun?"

It has been many years since I heard this name, Cao Xiuming was obviously taken aback.

"Sister Yun, did you kill it?" Du Jiayan stared into his eyes and asked again.

This is a proposition, Cao Xiuming realized it and shook his head vigorously.

"You're lying! She doesn't have a driver's license and she's pregnant with your child, how could she steal a car and drive it, hit a tree and kill two people?"

Cao Xiuming was speechless and could only shake his head frantically.

"Do you want to listen to his defense?" Lang Jun held Du Jiayan's hand.

"Can you make him tell the truth?" Du Jiayan asked.

"I'll try my best..." Lang Jun couldn't promise.

The silence was lifted, before Cao Xiuming could feel the sound of lost and recovered, his head became dizzy.There was a vortex in his mind, constantly absorbing his sanity and sobriety.

"I... really didn't kill her..." He seemed to hear someone calling Xiao Yun, so he said to himself, "I broke up with her that day, and Zixue was there... the two of us humiliated Xiao Yun , I want her to go away... Liu Ming didn't come to pick her up... Zixue deliberately threw the car keys on the ground, calling her cheap, only crying and pestering men, if she still has a little shame, please stay away from this house ... Xiao Yun couldn't stand the excitement, picked up the key and left... I didn't kill her...you have to believe me..."

It's been a long time, and Cao Xiuming can't remember those hurtful words.He only remembered the vicious words, one after another, like a show of loyalty, but also like a competition.Xiao Yun is a target, "You look in the mirror, you are ugly, poor and old, how can you be worthy of me?" Five points; "You spend every day on the set, if the seed in your stomach is mine, it is mine?" Seven points; "Go away, I'm disgusting when I see you." Four points; "I really really don't like you anymore, can you stop pestering me?" Ten points!

Du Jiayan didn't finish listening, and stepped forward to give Cao Xiuming a heartwarming blow.

"Ouch." Cao Xiuming fell to the ground, and the whirlpool in his mind was kicked away.

"Ask." Du Jiayan turned and went outside, "I can't kick him to death yet."

"No, no, Du Jiayan, Brother Du, don't leave!" Cao Xiuming, who didn't know what happened just now, heard that Du Jiayan was leaving, and was frightened out of his wits. When he thought of sharing a room with monsters, he even gave up the last bit of self-esteem , crying and begging Du Jiayan not to leave.

Du Jiayan sneered, and said to Lang Jun, "You can do whatever you want."

"Actor Cao, next, it's up to me to ask questions." Lang Jun got the order, and walked towards Cao Xiuming with a grin.

In the early morning of the same day, a breaking news article was sent to the hot search, [Actor's love history exposed, current girlfriend is actually a third party involved], the article exposed Cao Xiuming and Nabo International's daughter Zhan Zixue, and implicitly stated that the two were in love with each other. When they were together, Cao Xiuming also dated a makeup artist girlfriend.

The explosiveness of the content was not great, and it was not even as powerful as Cao Xiuming's farce of deceiving the public a few days ago.But inexplicably, it was sent to the top of the hot search.

Lan Hua didn't lose her shape: "Why am I not surprised that Cao Xiuming did such a thing with his character?"

Genuine Jin Yi: "There's really nothing to say about this kind of thing. It's just Chen Shimei. Don't have too many people who break up after becoming popular in the entertainment industry."

Ruizi yoyo: "Which great god did my family offend? He has disappeared for two months, and you still want to drag him out to whip his corpse? Take him away without an appointment, Heizi get out!"

……

The amount of discussion is only two or three hundred, which is really not big news.

Many journalists and media public relations departments only glanced at it and let it go.They didn't know that this was actually just a short lead before the bomb detonated.

At this time, Master Bai and Master Xiaobai, who were practicing in the deep mountains and old forests, were even more unaware of this.

Master Xiaobai fell asleep, Master Bai meditated and exhaled, and was locked in the firewood room. Lang Jingjing, who was covered with spells, fell into a deep sleep from exhaustion, and only hummed twice in her dreams from time to time. The pointy claws are so painful.

Lang Jun touched her head in distress and woke her up.

"Jingjing, Jingjing, wake up, brother is here..."

Lang Jingjing thought she was dreaming, but when she opened her eyes, the moon was shining brightly in the mountains, and her elder brother was really standing in front of her eyes.

"Brother!" Unable to control it, really unable to control it, Lang Jingjing burst into tears and flowed out with a swipe.

"Shh, don't make noise." Lang Jun hissed, "I'll get you out first, and then I'll settle the score with these two bastards. Be good, don't move." As he spoke, Lang Jun snapped his fingers and pulled Lang Jing away. The charms on Jing's body were torn off.

"Brother, there is still this rope." Lang Jingjing twisted on the ground, but the long silver-white rope that bound her did not move at all.

This is specifically for sleepy monsters.Lang Jun covered his hand with a layer of demonic power, carefully poked it over, intending to forcibly untie it.As a result, the rope was loosened without any effort, and wrapped around Lang Jun's arm like a swimming snake.

Lang Jun quickly backed away.

However, Lang Jingjing rolled on the spot, and the wolf's body suddenly turned into a human form, and he made a seal and performed a formula.

The rope went up five minutes, flicked from end to end, and wrapped around Lang Jun's body.The talisman that was torn off the ground also flew up in an instant, sticking to Lang Jun's body, shining brightly.

Like a raging fire, Lang Jun's clothes became scorched black.He raised his head and howled like a wolf, the sound resounded through the mountains and forests, startling countless birds of dreams.

"Little thief! You lied to me! Where's my sister!" Wolf fur protruded from the pores of his body, and his voice was full of pain and anger.

"Brothers and sisters really love each other! However, I advise you to take care of yourself first." Master Xiaobai jumped out of the firewood room with a smile, and a coquettish voice came from outside the door, "Grandpa, I have been sleeping on the floor for the past two days. I'm dead."

"Good boy, I'll give you some of his Yao Yuan, and I'll make it up for you." Master Bai laughed.

"Who wins and who loses, maybe!" Lang Jun was furious when he heard this, and he lay down trembling all over, showing his original shape.The original shape this time is different from the previous appearance of running on the sea with Du Jiayan on his back. The small firewood house was filled by his rapidly growing body. The wolf roared and the house fell apart. The beast rushed towards the two people on the ground.

Excitement flashed in Master Bai's eyes: "His monster power is even stronger than it was two months ago. God-sent opportunity! God-sent opportunity! With him, I can—" He didn't say a word, his whole body soared into the sky Then he got up, kicked Lang Jun on the head, and kicked him to the ground.

Xiaobai was not afraid at all, and walked around, pointing his fingers, not knowing what he was doing.

At the foot of the mountain, Du Jiayan stood beside the car and looked up, feeling extremely anxious.The distance was too far, and he couldn't hear what was going on on the mountain. However, the agreed time to meet Lang Jingjing had passed, and Lang Jun hadn't appeared yet.

Will something happen?Was it caught by that "evil heretic"?Du Jiayan was spinning in a hurry.

At this time, a group of sparrows flew down from the mountain: "It's fighting! It's fighting! It's fighting! Run away!"

"Wait, what's going on? What's the fight?" Du Jiayan yelled into the sky.

The sparrows ignored him and flew away with a swish.

Du Jiayan made up his mind, hesitated for a long time, took out his mobile phone, and dialed - 110.

"Hello? The police? Someone is using a Taoist temple as a cover in the mountains to sell drugs and engage in feudal superstition. Hurry up and arrest them!"

Before the police arrived, the Taoist temple on the mountain had almost been razed to the ground.Lang Jun was thrown to the ground again, the wolf claws scratched hard, and deep cracks were scratched on the concrete floor. However, Master Bai was agile and flew away.

The white wolf's monster power grew wildly, and the rope that got in the way was finally broken by him head-on.Just when he jumped up again, countless dark green vines suddenly emerged from the ground, twisting towards him overwhelmingly.

Master Xiaobai yelled on the ground: "Grandpa, get ready."

Master Bai stood on the tip of a pine and cypress, nodded: "Wolf demon, have you been playing with you for so long, are you happy?"

The vines entangled the white wolf's limbs, and countless small vines scrambled to get into the wolf demon's flesh, sucking his blood essence and demon power.Master Bai's face was full of red, his hair and beard fluttered in the wind, and there was a tendency to turn black.

"One hundred thousand is enough!" Lang Jun broke down and yelled, "If you keep watching, are you still human?"

"Hahaha, I told you a long time ago, listen to me, you don't need to spend so much!" A ruffian voice sounded in the night sky, "Besides, there is nothing on this mountain that is human except me. .You say I'm not human, isn't it a joke?"

The author has something to say:

Crashed, it took more than 6 hours to write [-] words... However, I thought it would end within two chapters!Happy to sprinkle flowers again!