Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Master Bai didn't expect that the wolf demon would bring his helpers over. Hearing the sound, he immediately stared at the sky warily, beware of someone's surprise attack from the sky.

Master Xiaobai also looked around cautiously as if he was facing an enemy.

As a result, Li Yuankai's way of appearing on the stage was not lofty at all——

He was dressed in rags, and he turned over directly from the gap in the broken wall of the Taoist temple. He made a lot of noise, and when he jumped down, he trampled down the flower bed under the wall.

"Hehe, I told you that you have a bloody disaster. If you don't listen... If you don't listen to the Taoist priest, you will suffer a disadvantage." Li Yuankai walked straight towards Lang Jun, as if turning a blind eye to Master Bai and Xiaobai.

Master Bai's face darkened, and he waved his fingers.The long vines that entangled Lang Jun and absorbed the blood and evil energy immediately split into three strands, like long whips, and lashed towards Li Yuankai.

"Fuck, you don't even say hello when you hit someone? Are you fairies so unruly?" Li Yuankai jumped away, three vines brushed in the same place, and the ground immediately cracked.

Lang Jun was so sucked that his whole body went limp, and his mind became confused.Hearing the word goblin, he immediately woke up.When Daoist Li appeared just now, he shouted, "There is nothing human on this mountain except me." Didn't he hear it wrong?

"What a monster! You are a monster!" Master Xiaobai scolded fiercely, "See if my grandpa won't accept you!"

Li Yuankai jumped up and down, blocking from left to right, with a naughty smile in the gap: "Don't think I can't see your roots and feet clearly, two demon vines that attract countless people dare to pretend in front of me, watch the thunder strike!"

Shouting the word "Lei Pi", Master Bai's heart constricted for a while.Li Yuankai, who had been dodging all the time before, suddenly changed his defensive posture, jumped into the air, and caught the two long vines that contained a thousand ounces of strength with his bare hands.

Xiaobai, who didn't know it, thought the Taoist priest was talking big, but when he saw the vines on him, he was overjoyed and said, "Grandpa, suck him up."

However, before Master Bai could open his mouth, two bolts of purple lightning crackled in the night sky, splitting the vine and scorching it black.

Master Bai let out a scream, and the disguise disappeared, countless vines came out of his body, and the white-haired old man turned into a monster with dark green cheeks and squirming vines all over his lower body.

Lang Jun opened his mouth wide, and an idea flashed into his mind, the Flash vs. the rattan monster?Hollywood configuration ah!

"Grandson, don't hold back! Suck them all up with me!" The rattan monster hissed, and rushed towards Li Yuankai with all its strength.With a scream from Master Xiaobai, he also turned into a green vine and followed Grandpa to attack.

The rattan covered the sky and covered the sun, wrapping Li Yuankai into a wriggling ball.

Lang Jun took this opportunity to get rid of the "blood-sucking bug" on his body in one go.At this time, his whole body was covered with small wounds, and the snow wolf had turned into a "blood" wolf.

"Li Yuankai!" He struggled to stand up, calling Li Yuankai's name.

no respond.

Although the asking price was very expensive, Lang Jun didn't want to see him die, so he held his breath and rushed forward to help from the outside with a roar.

However, the moment he jumped up, a thunderbolt as thick as a man's waist fell from the sky without warning and hit the sepak takraw ball.Lang Jun couldn't dodge in time, and wiped his bottom, the fur on his left abdomen was burnt by electric shock.

He fell to the ground in shock, looked up, and saw the sepak takraw ball shattered at the sound, two dark figures, one big and one small, were blasted by the electric shock, and Li Yuankai walked out bathed in electric light, his whole body wet.

Monsters are naturally afraid of thunder and lightning, but Lang Jun's mind was so shocked that there was only one thought, why is this Taoist priest not wearing clothes?

"Damn it, I burned all my clothes to deal with the two of you." Li Yuankai cursed and took out a gourd (where did he get it from?), and the two scorched black vine roots lying on the ground were collected. went in.

"Hey! Are you okay?" Li Yuankai shook the gourd by his ear, and after hearing the thumping sound, he put it away in satisfaction (Hey, you're not wearing any clothes! Where did you put the gourd?) and walked to Lang Jun's side asked.

Lang Jun coughed up blood, and his body shrank back to his human form.His condition was not much better, with wounds of various sizes all over his body.

"I...cough cough...it's fine, I can...get back after recuperation..." Lang Jun grabbed Li Yuankai's hand and got up, "You...can you...wear some clothes?"

"Hey, everyone is a man. I have some, but it's not like you don't have them." Li Yuankai didn't care.

Lang Jun felt that his eyes were a bit hot, and he didn't really want to look at the dangling place: "I'm a monster who fucks."

Li Yuankai immediately put away his hippie smile, and looked at him defensively: "Really?"

"Really." Lang Jun was expressionless.

"Fuck, you rascal!" Li Yuankai immediately jumped away, ran to an undamaged room and found a piece of clothing to cover himself.However, when he barely covered the point and looked sideways, he found a little she-wolf tied up on the bed staring blankly at him.

"Ah!" One man and one wolf screamed at the same time.

When Lang Jun heard Lang Jingjing's voice, he rushed in from the outside immediately.

"Brother!" Seeing Lang Jun, Lang Jingjing burst into tears.She had been listening to the battle just now, and in order not to affect Lang Jun, she kept silent.As a result, everything was silent after a thunderbolt, and she didn't know whether her elder brother had lost or won. When she was wondering, a rogue man sneaked in from outside. She was so shocked that she forgot to speak out for a while.

Lang Jun felt distressed and untied the charm and rope on her body: "These two beasts, they really look like each other! Learn Taoist drawing talismans, I will call him his ancestor!"

There was a little girl there, so Li Yuankai hurriedly found another piece of clothing and put it on casually: "These two vine monsters are usually demonic, but they learned evil methods from somewhere, and invaded the bodies of the master of this Taoist temple and his grandson. Knowing how to find the same kind to attack, relying on absorbing demon power to cultivate. It can be regarded as a lot of evil, I usually attract thunder to kill demons, but I can't attract such thick thunder."

"Are they dead?" Lang Jun showed his beast eyes and asked viciously, "How did I see that you took them away? Do you still want to collect their protection money?"

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense, the Patriarch of the Sanqing is here, I dare not protect evil monsters." Li Yuankai slapped his head, and said with a smile, "It can be used as medicine, that's all. Do you know what kind of vine it is? Hehehe... Well, it's very powerful for strengthening yang."

Lang Jun was speechless, and glanced at Lang Jingjing.

Sure enough, Lang Jingjing didn't understand immediately and asked, "Brother, what does it mean to strengthen yang?"

There was silence in the room.

Lang Junzheng didn't know how to explain it, but there were noisy footsteps outside the Taoist temple.

"Didn't you report a false police report? Don't think that you are the film king, so we won't detain you." There was a voice, reprimanded very unhappy.

"No, I was really driving by. You didn't see it. It was obviously not raining. There was lightning and thunder, and there was a lot of noise. Something must have happened. Not talking about drug trafficking, I'm not afraid that you won't come Is it? Hehehe——Look, how did this Taoist temple become like this?" Lang Jun recognized it, it was Du Jiayan's voice, why did he come up?Didn't you tell him to wait at the foot of the mountain?

The vocals approached.Lang Jun frowned, hugged Lang Jingjing, dragged Li Yuankai to cast a spell and jumped out of the window.

Du Jiayan was worried about Lang Jun, for fear that he would be poisoned by someone, and when he saw the strange situation, he immediately jumped over the wall and ran in.I saw a mess around, with ruins everywhere, thick vines and broken branches scattered on the ground, and the rotten burnt smell lingered at the tip of the nose, making people want to vomit.But fortunately, there is no white wolf's body, let alone Lang Jun's body.Du Jiayan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, what's going on here?" The policemen who followed behind were also surprised, "It takes a weapon of mass destruction to cause such damage. Isn't this a Taoist temple? Could it be that it's really an amalgamation of fire?"

Both Master Bai and Master Xiaobai are dead, and no one can answer the questions of the group of policemen.They searched the Taoist temple, thinking it was just an anecdote, but in the end, some force knocked off a piece of the floor of the main room of the temple, and a good policeman planed it, and found a bone.

"I just wanted to see if he hid any private money." After the incident, the policeman explained to his colleagues with a mournful face, "Who knows, it's a ghetto!"

Yes, the Necropolis!The police worked together to dig, and even found hundreds of skeletons under the stone floor of the temple.Among them, there are [-] to [-] in human form, and there are many other animal bones.This viewer is simply a murderous maniac.

Therefore, Guanzhu and his little grandson were wanted all over the country, but unfortunately, after one year, two years, many years, these two people were still not arrested.As a result, this case became an unsolved case, and as time passed, it was sealed in the archives.

That night, Du Jiayan searched for the police, but he didn't find Lang Jun, Lang Jingjing and Li Yuankai, so he knew that they should have won.Because the bones were dug up, no one would pursue him for reporting to the false police, so after promising to go to the police station to make a statement tomorrow, Du Jiayan quietly slipped down the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, I looked inside the car, and Lang Jun and the others were indeed waiting inside.

"My god, where have you been? I'm so worried!" Du Jiayan sat in the driver's seat, anxious and angry, and slapped Lang Jun, the co-pilot, hard.

Lang Jun snorted and coughed up blood.

Du Jiayan was stunned for a moment.

Lang Jingjing panicked in the back compartment: "Sister-in-law, what are you doing! Brother was seriously injured, you were beaten!"

In the car just now, Lang Jun had already told Lang Jingjing about Du Jiayan's situation, so Lang Jingjing called out the word sister-in-law.On the other hand, Li Yuankai, the straight male Taoist priest in the back seat, felt sore after hearing this address.

Lang Jun smiled weakly at Du Jiayan, indicating that he was fine and don't listen to Lang Jingjing's nonsense.

"You can't even speak, why are you still comforting me?" Du Jiayan's eyes were red, and as soon as he finished speaking, tears fell, he rushed over and pried open his boyfriend's mouth with his tongue.The two kissed selflessly.

"Yaoshou!" Li Yuankai's goosebumps arose, he resisted the urge to provoke thunder, covered Lang Jingjing's eyes with his left hand, and his own eyes with his right hand, "You guys can't be so bold, can you? What's the matter with the time!"

"Shut up!" Du Jiayan blushed, and took the time to scold Li Yuankai, "You are in heat, your whole family is in heat, I am healing!"

The author has something to say:

One day, Li Yuankai accidentally cut his finger while playing Russian throwing knives at Lang's house.Lang Jingjing, who had already transformed, rushed forward and kissed Li Yuankai forcefully.

Lang Jun, Lang Duoduo, Lang Xiaolang stared at him.

Li Yuankai (stammering): "You...what are you doing?"

Lang Jingjing: Healing!