Those days when I fell in love with monsters

The paper crane flew over and stopped in front of Lang Jun.

It was the first time Du Jiayan saw such a miraculous scene, he let go of Lang Xiaoxiao, and curiously stretched out his finger to poke it.

"Don't move." Lang Jun grabbed his hand and stopped him.

"It's like special effects in a movie." Du Jiayan withdrew his hand and commented unwillingly, "How did you do it?"

"Low-level puppet art." Lang Jun pursed his lips, flicked his finger, and flicked a trace of demon power into Zhihe's body.

As if a switch was pressed, the paper crane's sharp beak opened and closed, and an old voice came out from inside: "Lang Jun, right? Has your sister been found?"

Lang Jun clenched his fists, trying his best to resist the desire to tear the paper crane to pieces.

"Hahaha, your sister is with me, I will treat her well for a few days and let her eat and drink well." There was a hint of complacency and condescension in that voice, "However, you have to look at face expenses for food and accommodation expenses Pay a little. After all, my place is not a shantang.”

After finishing speaking, Zhihe paused for a long time, as if wanting to leave enough time for Lang Jun to get angry, curse, anxious and even jump, but Lang Jun was indifferent and stared at it quietly.On the contrary, Du Jiayan felt a little suffocated: "Is this old man really a celestial master? He speaks in a strange way, so it can't be some evil spirit that popped up from some mountain corner?"

Lang Jun nodded. He acted in such a nasty way. This person would never be a master of righteousness. What we should beware of is his evil methods.

As if enjoying the ugliness in his imagination enough, Zhihe spoke again: "Of course, I'm not the kind of person who asks for money. I've already drawn up the bill. Listen. First, please deal with Du Jiayan and let him announce his retirement from acting." Circle. You can sincerely persuade, or use magic to confuse the mind, I just need to see the result."

Du Jiayan glanced at Lang Jun in surprise, why is the first condition about him?Isn't the target person Lang Jun?

"Then, I have to trouble you, little friend, to return the endorsement you got. You know what endorsement I'm talking about." Zhihe continued.

The doubts in the eyes of the two grew stronger. This endorsement should refer to the endorsement of the United Nations Environment Programme.However, why should a "Heavenly Master" who is determined to deal with Lang Jun bother about the entertainment industry?This is too strange.

"Listen to the last request." The old voice seemed a little unswerving, "No matter what method is used, in short, clear Cao Xiuming's bad reputation. I will give you three days for all this. After three days, I will I'll come to you again. Of course, if you can't do it, I will look for you too, but then, you have to be mentally prepared to see what gift I will give you. "

Cao Xiuming?All the strangeness has a reasonable explanation.

It turned out that it was not a random disaster, nor was it a disaster from heaven.This person was attracted by Cao Xiuming.

The paper crane burned to ashes, and a brown object fell out and hit the ground with a tinkling sound.

"What is this?" Du Jiayan squatted down and picked it up.

Lang Jun wanted to split his eyes, and grabbed it with his hands: "This... this is... this is Jingjing's claw! He took off Jingjing's claw! How dare he! I want to bite him to death! I want to bite him to death! !"

The anger burned Lang Jun's rationality, and his body showed signs of wolfishness, with white hair vying to get out of his face.

"Calm down, Lang Jun, calm down!" Du Jiayan looked straight into his animal eyes, and slapped Lang Jun across the face.

Lang Jun's head was tilted.He hissed in pain and rubbed his face: "You are too hard, are you murdering your husband?"

"Sorry, I'm afraid you'll do something crazy." Seeing him regain his human form, Du Jiayan waved his hand, "It's quite effective. As for this...let me hold it for you." After speaking, he spread out right hand.

Lang Jun put his paw on it with a wry smile, a look of pity flashed in his eyes.

His little princess, Jingjing, whom the whole family dotes on, is such a coquettish girl who loves to dress up, and a wolf's claw is pulled out abruptly, what will she cry like?Could she blame her brother for not saving her or protecting her well?

Thinking of it this way, Lang Jun felt that he was distressed and cried.

"There's no time to be sad now." Du Jiayan put his paw in his pocket, "What you said earlier made sense. Wait and see, look for opportunities, flaws and weaknesses. At least now, there is a clue in front of you, right?"

Lang Jun was a little confused at first, but he immediately thought of it: "You mean Cao Xiuming!"

"Since the person was attracted by him, let's ask him, who is the 'master'?" Du Jiayan took out his mobile phone, found Liu Ming's phone number in the address book, and dialed it.

"Liu Ming, do you know where Cao Xiuming is recently... Oh, I don't know? Okay... then help me find some powerful paparazzi... Yes, paparazzi! I want to find someone who is good, I will pay the commission... ...I'm not crazy, I just want to find Cao Xiuming as soon as possible, I have something to solve with him...Well, hurry up, do it now!"

After hanging up the phone, Du Jiayan smiled triumphantly: "It's done! Wait for the good news!"

Since meeting the master, Cao Xiuming has been at home idle, waiting for Queen Zhan's blessing every day like an abandoned woman in the palace.But Queen Zhan doesn't know whether it's because she's busy with work or the period of boredom has arrived. She doesn't make calls or send messages, and every time she goes home, it's late at night.

Cao Xiuming put on the gigolo clothes that he bought online, and carefully courted him, but was pushed away by his girlfriend: "I'm so exhausted! I can't even take a good rest? Do you think that everyone is like you, and doesn't do shit all day long?" , just want to serve the stick below?"

After scolding him, Zhan Zixue went to sleep next door in her pajamas.

Only Cao Xiuming, who was wearing a servant's uniform and double trousers, knelt on the carpet like a clown.

Cao Xiuming also had a bad day like this.So, when the former little follower began to ask him to go to nightclubs frequently, he, who has always cherished feathers, agreed without hesitation.

On this day, everyone gathered in the box to cuddle the girl, drink a lot of wine, and the atmosphere was in high spirits.A flirtatious young lady approached on her own initiative and pushed the girl beside Cao Xiuming away.

"Actor Cao, can I buy you a drink?" The girl's big eyes fluttered, full of admiration and obsession.

This kind of look made Cao Xiuming very proud. He touched the girl's chin: "What's the benefit of agreeing to you?"

"Don't you drink it if it's not beneficial?" The girl thumped Cao Xiuming's chest coquettishly, "I'm really your fan, so promise me."

"Fans?" Cao Xiuming was taken aback for a moment.

"Miss has so many routines now?" The little follower next to her sneered, "Brother Cao, they talk nonsense when they see people, and they talk nonsense when they see people. As long as you pay, they can say that you are like her first love."

Cao Xiuming didn't know what was wrong, but suddenly felt a little bit depressed.

The young lady leaned closer again, her vermilion lips trembled, and she defended in a low voice: "No, what I said is true. When I was freshman in high school, your single-player poster of "Dawn Wars" was pasted on my bedside. At that time... I... the object of my first sexual dream was you..."

Cao Xiuming's heart skipped a beat.

"Also, I used to be the owner of your personal post bar. I don't know if you have any impression of the ID 'Tears of Tomorrow'?" The young lady got closer and closer, and her whole body was almost stuck on Cao Xiuming.

"It seems that you are really my little fan." Cao Xiuming stretched out his hand and stroked her waist for a while, "Why, do you want to sign?"

"Yes." The young lady bit her lips lightly and gasped, "But, I want you to sign on—" She whispered the name of a part in his ear.

Cao Xiuming slid his palm down and slipped into the gap, his face pretending to be troubled: "But... why do nightclubs have pens?"

"In my bag... there is... ah... lipstick..." The young lady's legs were entangled tightly, "However, it's too dark here, I'll go to the toilet to find it."

After finishing speaking, she winked at Cao Xiuming, pushed him away and stood up.

Cao Xiuming sniffed his wet fingers and smiled.He sat for a while, checked the time was about the same, stood up and went to the toilet.

The young lady was waiting for him at the door with a small satchel on her back. When she saw him appear, she was overjoyed, made an OK gesture, and walked into the men's room.

People passing by are not surprised.

Cao Xiuming went in as if nothing had happened, and pushed open the door of the third compartment.

"Lipstick, I'll see if I can sign it..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his scalp, and his eyes fell into a strange scene. The whole person seemed to be thrown into a small washing bucket. , the endless pressure pressed against him, almost suffocating him.

Then, in the blink of an eye, the feeling is gone.

Surrounded by bright lights, it was unusually quiet.His legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground gasping for breath.

After a while, he looked up.

"Du Jiayan...you...Lang Jun! You..." He touched his chest, pointed at the two people sitting on the sofa, still in shock, "Where is this? This...how did I get here? I...just..."

"You have the ability to find the celestial master, why? The celestial master didn't tell you what I am?" Lang Jun stepped over, grabbed Cao Xiuming's collar and roared.

"What? What..." Cao Xiuming had a bad feeling.

"You have to know that you have provoked someone who shouldn't be provoked!" Lang Jun didn't talk nonsense to him, and his transformation came very quickly. Before Cao Xiuming could react, he had already turned into a snow-white wolf-shaped creature. Stepped it on the ground.He opened his bloody mouth wide, exuding murderous aura, "Cao Xiuming, you provoked a monster! Now, should I eat you! Or should I tear you apart?"

Cao Xiuming didn't have time to scream, a burst of stomach acid rushed up his throat, and at the same time he vomited out in fear.

"Get lost!" Lang Jun threw him away in disgust.

Cao Xiuming flew straight out, his forehead hit the corner of the shoe cabinet, and blood gushed out immediately.Cao Xiuming could no longer feel such pain, he pointed at Lang Jun in fear, trembling all over.

mother!monster!A living monster!

The author has something to say:

I don't feel comfortable writing about Cao Xiuming's tragic situation.