Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Of course, the two of them wouldn't really mess around in the dressing room. The fashion industry is the most gossip place, and gossips are flying everywhere. If they really do it today, the next day, rumors about Du Jiayan and the delivery boy will spread throughout the entertainment industry.So, the two kissed a few times, and Lang Jun put on his hat and went out.

During the shooting in the afternoon, the photographer kept shouting: "Okay! Another photo, okay, change the pose..."

When watching the film at the end, Du Yingdi had a melancholy expression, a pair of eyes with a slight smile, and the whole person was extremely contradictory.The photographer became a little depressed.

After leaving the shooting site, Lang Jun came to a residential area near the Second Ring Road according to the address given in the private message, and knocked on the door of 9026.He felt that he might have to make a trip in vain, and Ron Duoduo would not foolishly go home with someone.

Sure enough, the screams of little girls came from behind the door, and there was more than one voice.

"Ah! My God! Lang Jun! I didn't expect you to come here! Ah! Ah! Ah! I can't believe it, am I dreaming?" The door opened, and a girl with bun hair was bouncing around the door Screaming, making people's scalps tense.

Behind this person, there are seven or eight girls, a bunch of people pushing around, the small entrance looks like a duck farm.

Lang Jun turned around and wanted to leave, but he knew that after leaving today, he wouldn't be able to set up any fan favorites. After all, these girls are called Gui Ming, and they haven't forgotten to take pictures of him with their mobile phones.

"So, there is no husky I'm looking for here?" Out of politeness, he still asked, intending to leave after asking.

Unexpectedly, the leading girl dragged him in: "Yes, yes, come in quickly."

Lang Jun chuckled and had no choice but to go in.

Everyone put him on the sofa, giggling, as if watching a rare animal.No one spoke.

"Where's the dog?" Lang Jun felt that there was no way. If he didn't speak up, he didn't know how long this small fan meeting would last.

"Duo Duo, come out!" The ball-headed girl jumped up and opened the door of a certain room in the house, the husky jumped out, threw herself on the girl and licked her face, "Duo Duo, don't lick it, oops, shame, don't lick it. "

Of course not Ron Duoduo.

"This is not my dog, thank you for your help." Lang Jun stood up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, don't go, you can call it a few more times to see, maybe it's your dog." The girl turned the husky around and let it look at Lang Jun.

One person and one dog looked at each other stupidly for a few seconds, Lang Jun shook his head: "Really not. Girl, is this your dog?"

The little girl blushed, and the other girls giggled.

"Well, actually...it's okay to send it to you for adoption." The girl whispered.

Lang Jun felt that he really wanted to hire an assistant. Next time he had something like looking for a dog, he would never be able to come forward by himself. He seemed to be a little popular now.

"Forget it, keep it for yourself, it can be seen that it likes you very much." Lang Jun waved his hand, "I don't take advantage of others."

"Then... can you take a photo with us and sign the autograph?" The little girl hugged the dog and asked shyly, "They are all my classmates, and I asked them to come here."

Can you say no?So many phones are taking pictures.Lang Jun glanced at it, and it seemed that someone was still broadcasting live.

"Okay, do you have paper and pens? Come one by one." Lang Jun nodded.

Surrounded by a group of little girls for a group photo, and having to deal with their chattering questions—"Can you say hello to Lin Yuanyuan for me? I want to tell her that I will always support her." "Why does Xiang Gugu want to be beautiful?" Black? Can you tell him that he looks better with white skin?" "Is Lu Ju the most popular niche? Who does he have the best sex with? Is he not in love?"...

After "escaping" from 9026, Lang Jun breathed the fresh air outside the door, and Lang Jun gritted his teeth with hatred.Ron Duoduo, if you are tortured and your skin is peeled off, I will forget it.If not, when Lao Tzu finds you, he must torture you first!

Ron Duoduo, who was missed by his brother, hadn't figured out which direction the two of them were going to go. Anyway, he had money in his hand, so everything was fine.

The summer sun was shining, he and Hu Yu were sleeping soundly under the best shade of the park with their bellies open.Last night, the two of them had a whim and visited the zoo all night.Ron Duoduo put it this way: "Just to do something we've never done before! We're animals, right? Haven't been to a zoo, have we? Well, let's go once tonight."

"Zoo?" Hu Yu, a bumpkin, doesn't know what a zoo is.

"Hehehe, let me tell you, inside, hehe...it's a paradise for ugly monsters...you go and see, everyone looks so ugly!" Ron Duoduo laughed so hard, "It's like watching "Animals" It’s as ridiculous as “The World”, no, no! The ones in “Animal World” are even uglier, you can hardly imagine, especially those deep-sea animals, relying on the lack of light on the bottom of the sea, they can grow in crooked places, I guess they think they are She looks pretty..."

Hu Yu looked at Ron Duoduo, who was talking eloquently, with admiration on his face.He felt that he knew a lot. Although the other party hadn't transformed yet, he was much more powerful than him, a transformed monster.

So, at night, a jackal and a wolf slipped into the zoo, laughing so hard in front of every exhibition hall.The hippos wanted to laugh, the alpacas laughed, even the giraffes and zebras laughed, and there was also the bird house. They laughed all the way, and the macaws scolded the two hooligans in Beijing dialect: "Master □□! Kill you Ya pretty!"

After a whole night of surfing, they were completely exhausted during the day, so the two found a hidden corner and slept until now.Unaware that the video of Ron Duoduo buying fritters began to be reposted all the way by the official pet blog.

"A lot! There are people." Hu Yu still kept a little vigilance, and when he slept until the sun was at its peak, he suddenly woke up.

Ron Duoduo put away his paws and hummed, "Of course there are people in the park."

"No, I feel that they have bad intentions." Hu Yu was a little nervous.

"Eh?" Ron Duoduo quickly turned over and stood up.

Sure enough, there were two black figures, indistinct, moving back and forth in the grass in the distance.Ron Duoduo pricked up his wolf ears, just in time to hear their conversation——

"Lao Liu, I told you to be gentle, look, the two beasts were woken up!"

"Brother Wei, don't worry, if we get closer, we can still headshot him with one shot."

"Hey, that fox, hit me carefully, don't break the fur, it's worth a lot of money."

"The anesthesia needle is not ammunition, so it won't hurt. Wei Ge, you still have more ideas. There are indeed many stray dogs near the park. Today, five of them were beaten."

"After killing these two, let's take a nap in the afternoon and continue to fight at night. Recently, many dog ​​meat shops are asking for goods, and the supply exceeds demand."

Ron Duoduo was so angry that the two dog thieves met his grandfather today, so they were unlucky!Ron Duoduo sneered and told Hu Yu, "Follow me."

Hu Yu also heard the conversation between the two. Now that his demon power has been sealed, he can only listen to Ron Duoduo.

"Eh? Not good, the bastard is going to slip away. Brother Wei, do you want to shoot now?" Lao Liu was in a hurry, and he hadn't had time to get close.

"Wait, you're walking very slowly, it seems you haven't noticed us. Follow quietly..."

This move hit Lang Duoduo's heart. He and Hu Yu hanged the dog thief, walked in the park, and finally went out through a small corner gate and entered a dead end.

Ron Duoduo learned a little bit smarter at this time, and looked around, but found no surveillance.

So, when the legendary "Weige" and "Lao Liu" approached, what they saw was Ron Duoduo lying on the ground and staring at them coldly.

"Eh? Where's the fox? Fucking lost the fox." The man in the blue-purple T-shirt was so angry that he cursed.

"Brother Wei, this... the fox may run faster, don't be angry. I think this dog should weigh several dozen catties, and it will definitely fetch a good price." Another man in black with obvious muscles answered casually. road.

"It's not missing." Ron Duoduo said, "It's just hidden by me with a blind eye."

"What did you say?" Wei Ge asked the sixth child, "No, where is the fox?"

"I... didn't say anything..." Lao Liu also heard it, thinking it was Wei Ge who said it.

The two looked up, down, left, and right, but they didn't find anyone hiding anywhere.

"Where is who? Together?" Wei Ge shouted.

No one answered him, but a group of pigeons were startled, flying over the dead end, and whistles sounded.

"Can't you see it? Still can't think of it? I'm right in front of your eyes." Ron Duoduo stood up with suspicion on his face, "You guys are really dog ​​thieves? Why didn't you do it for a long time?"

The two were stunned, their brains short-circuited for a moment in extreme horror.

"Then I have to do it first." Rondo made a cut, and walked towards the two of them step by step.As the footsteps moved, the husky's figure became taller and taller, the black and white fur turned into a rich white, and the top of the fur shone with cyan glory.That wolf-like face completely turned into a huge wolf head at this time.

"You have killed so many animals, it's time to accept the retribution of heaven!" A low human voice came from the wolf's throat.

"Uh... Ah!" Wei Ge seemed to be fascinated by the phlegm, rolling his eyes continuously, and fainted with a snap.

Lao Liu tremblingly raised the pistol, but Ron Duoduo opened his mouth like a wolf, and before he started yelling, he threw the gun away, calling the monster and calling for help, and ran for his life in a panic.

"Help me, monster? Hu Yu, human beings are so useless! I can't kill people." Ron Duoduo was dumbfounded. Fortunately, he just wanted to show his extraordinary heroism in front of Hu Yu, but in the end, there was no room for him to show his strength.

"How do you plan to punish them?" Hu Yu thought the wolf-shaped Ron Duoduo was so handsome, and his pure white fur reminded him of Wo Xue, who was rarely seen in the south.He had a shy thought in his mind, and he was embarrassed to say that he wanted to lie and roll in Duoduo's fur, and wondered if Duoduo would agree.

"I want to tie them up and ask the stray dogs around to urinate on them. Every dog ​​has to urinate. If they urinate less, they can still shit. It stinks them to death. Then put them at the gate of the park and let them go. Social news. What do you think?" Ron Duoduo thought this idea was too creative.

"Hahaha, very creative! But you two little monsters, I won't let you do anything wrong!" Just then, a tattered boy appeared at the entrance of the alley with a gourd in his hand.

"Run a lot!" Hu Yu felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and the hair all over his body exploded, "This man smells like a celestial master!"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Ron Duoduo: Haha, look, with such a long neck, the giraffe can't even lower its head. It's so miserable.

Hu Yu: Yes, yes!How miserable!

Ron Duoduo: Look at the hippopotamus, which is so fat. If it turns into a human, it can directly go to sumo wrestling in Japan.

Hu Yu: Yes, yes!Eh?What is sumo?

Ron Duoduo: The crocodile is fierce, but tsk tsk tsk...it has pimples all over its body, it looks disgusting, like an infectious disease.Let's go, let's go.

Hu Yu: Okay, okay, let's go!

……

Ron Duoduo: After looking around, I laughed so hard, do you think they are ugly?

Hu Yu: Yes!Why is it called a zoo?Wouldn't it be more appropriate to directly change it to the Ugly Monster Garden?

Animals in the zoo: Where did the two stinking idiots come from? !