Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Hu Yu's family education is very strict.

Out of the awareness that the child will "marry" a human being in the future, Hu's father and mother do their best to teach him all the knowledge about human beings, and one of the "safety common sense education" is the most important.The teaching materials are readily available, and all kinds of folklore can be used as textbook models. There is a "smell and smell" training, which sounds like a chef class, but it is not.

Mother Hu put together cinnabar, sulfur, yellow paper, elixir, and Taoist robes that have been smoky for many years, so that Hu Yu could memorize them by heart.And warned him, as long as he smells a similar smell, no matter how far he goes, no matter whether he is a real Taoist priest or a fake one, it is always right to be careful.

And this tattered boy in front of him not only smelled strongly of "Heavenly Master", but also the dirty gourd in his hand made Hu Yu faintly afraid.

"Run?" The young man said with a playful smile, "If even the two of you, the little monsters who can't even change form, run away, then I, Li Yuankai, don't have to mess around."

It was the first time in Lang Duoduo's life that he saw a celestial master, and he was more curious than afraid. When he heard that Li Yuankai looked down on him, he immediately became angry: "Stinky boy, how dare you look down on us! When your grandpa was enlightened, your grandpa was still there Bedwetting!"

Li Yuankai smiled mysteriously: "So what if you underestimate you?"

"Hmph, I'll bite you, you..." Ron Duoduo thought hard for a long time, before choking out a sentence, "I let you get rabies! Get bird flu!"

It's too cruel to ask him to say "kill you to death" directly. Since he opened his spiritual wisdom, he has never killed a living thing again.

Li Yuankai burst out laughing loudly.

"Duo Duo, please, let's go!" Hu Yu was anxious, if he was alone, he would just slip away without saying a word.

"No!" Ron Duoduo was stubborn, "He is a child, why are you afraid of him?" After speaking, in order to prove that he was not afraid, he even jumped forward and launched the first attack.

However, the bear boy kicked the iron plate this time.

Before Ron Duoduo knew what happened, he felt his world spinning, and a powerful suction rose out of thin air, causing his jumping figure to sway in mid-air, unable to use any strength.

Hu Yu watched from the side, the boy just pulled out the mouth of the gourd, muttering words, the original shape of Ron Duoduo became smaller and smaller, the whole wolf was about to be sucked by the wind vortex visible to the naked eye Into the gourd went.

For a moment, the gourd magic weapon in those legends of gods and monsters flashed through his mind.In a few hours, you will be turned into blood; you will be tortured by wind and fire; even you will be refined into a elixir... Frightened and terrified, Hu Yu has only one thought in his mind, he can't just watch Ron Duoduo die in front of his eyes.

"Squeak!" The vixen screamed.Under the agitation of the demon power, Lang Jun's demon energy sealed in his orifices collapsed one by one, and the vixen's eyes, ears, nose and mouth were all gush with bright red blood.

"Huh? Transformational fox demon?" Li Yuankai asked in surprise, looking slightly sideways.

"Let him go!" Hu Yu's long hair fluttered, his demonic power was burning crazily, and the charm and illusion that he had practiced since childhood was fully utilized by him.

Therefore, Li Yuankai, who had never experienced human affairs, saw that the dead end suddenly turned into a garden full of flowers and flowers. Among the flowers, a beautiful woman opened her arms to him and called him softly: "Kaikai, come here..."

"Mom?" Li Yuankai blinked in disbelief.

"That's right, it's mom, come here quickly..." The beautiful woman was stunned for a moment, and then smiled more gently.

Li Yuankai stared at her blankly, without moving.

"What's wrong? Kaikai?" The woman's smile became a little uneasy.

"It's a pity. It would be great if your morals were higher." Li Yuankai shook his head, with a sad look on his face, "I haven't seen my mother for a long time, even in a dream."

When the wind blows, the illusion shatters, the garden falls apart, and the beautiful woman turns into a fluffy fox and is sucked into the gourd.The reckless little wolf demon disappeared without a trace.

Li Yuankai shook the gourd, there was a blunt sound from inside, he frowned slightly: "I have been sealed off by someone, so I have to force myself to charge. Well, I must have fainted now."

Ron Duoduo stood up in a daze, and found himself in the place where he was sleeping in the park again. "Fox spirit! Little Yuzi!" He roared angrily, but there was no one around, and the noise was absorbed by the empty sky.

He panicked, crying, and ran towards the dead end in his memory.In the end, he got flustered and ran wrong a few times. An old man who was playing chess and cards under a tree saw him and greeted him: "Eh? Did you read that wrong? This husky is crying? Bark, woof, come here..."

In normal times, Ron Duoduo would have rushed over and yelled at them a few times, but at this moment his mind was full of Hu Yu.

He remembered that when he was sucked unconscious, it was a pair of hands that pulled him out.He looked back and saw a handsome and refined fair-skinned boy, and shouted at him: "Duo Duo! Run! Don't look back!"

Then, he lost consciousness, and when he woke up, he was already in the park.

That boy is Hu Yu's human form?Ron Duoduo ran faster and faster. If you read correctly, when the boy shouted at him, there was blood on his face. Was he injured then?

hurry up!Hurry up!Kill that celestial master named Li Yuankai!Even Ron Duoduo himself didn't realize that an evil thought arose in his heart.

However, when he finally found the dead end, it was already empty, not even the fainted Wei Ge was there.

Ron Duoduo fell to the ground and burst into tears. For the first time, he regretted his recklessness.Lang Jun's words that scolded him in the past struggled out of his memory, turned into sharp arrows, and pierced his heart one by one.

"Wow! Big brother! I want to find big brother! Big brother must have a solution!" Ron Duoduo cried out of breath, and with a backbone in his heart, he got up and left immediately.

So when Lang Jun went to Du Jiayan's house and came back after completing his favorability score, he was thrown down by Lang Duoduo as soon as he opened the door.

"Brother! Hu Yu, save Hu Yu, save him!" Ron Duoduo cried and begged.

Lang Jingjing and Lang Xiaoxiao ran out from inside to watch the excitement.

Lang Jun was stunned for a moment, and said cheerfully, "You're back? Why have you and Hu Yu been there for the past two days?"

"Brother! Brother! I know! Second brother eloped with Hu Yu!" Lang Jingjing raised her paw to answer, "Second brother said everything!"

Lang Jun almost choked on his own saliva, and the excuses he said casually turned out to be true? "Lon Duoduo, is what Jingjing said true?" He couldn't believe it, how old is Ron Duoduo?Do you know the relationship between men and men?

Ron Duoduo cried and nodded, "It's true, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up up. , please think of a way to save her."

Ron Duoduo's words were too many, and Lang Jun didn't know where to start, so he had no choice but to pick the key point and ask: "You said you want me to save him, what happened to him?"

After talking about meeting the dog thief and Li Yuankai, Lang Jun frowned.

"You are so good at causing trouble!" He was really angry, "Hu Yu told you to leave from the beginning, why didn't you leave? How many catties and taels, don't you know?"

Ron Duoduo was so ashamed and guilty that he couldn't hold his head up at all.

"According to what you said, he could have slipped away, but he lost himself in order to save you?" Lang Jun scolded him, "Are you a wolf demon? I think you are a pig demon!"

Ron Duoduo wept secretly, not daring to refute, this was the first time he was so obedient.

It's just that the price of being obedient is too high.Lang Jun sighed: "To tell you the truth, I can't help it. Let's not say whether I can beat this celestial master named Li Yuankai, even if I can, there are so many people in Beijing, where do you want me to find him? This debt, this grace, you can only bear it yourself. Heavenly Dao reincarnates, be prepared, one day you will definitely pay him back."

I didn't expect that I had been looking forward to it for so long, but I was looking forward to such a result.Ron Duoduo broke down immediately, and howled: "I swear! I will pay him back, I will pay him back everything, I will pay him back! I will give him whatever he wants from me! As long as he Don't die! Woohoo, brother, I really regret it!"

Goblins can't swear casually. Unlike humans who are full of mouths and run on trains, goblins' oaths have real binding force, and they must be done.

Both Lang Jun and Lang Jingjing were taken aback by this heavy oath, especially Lang Jun, who did not expect his younger brother to make such an oath so ruthlessly, that he could even say that his body was smashed to pieces, and that he had no morals and deeds. He had a cold face: "You! I'm going to be mad at you!"

"Why are you so angry? My brother won't really be crushed to pieces. His morals and deeds will be completely lost." A voice sounded without warning, and everyone turned their heads to see that the dirty Li Yuankai was lying on the window, smiling at everyone.

Among the four demons, only Ron Duoduo knew him.

"Li Yuankai, I'll bite you to death!" Ron Duoduo stared at his red and swollen eyes, and jumped up, intending to jump out of the window to attack the opponent.

"Don't worry, let's see what this is?" Li Yuankai didn't take it seriously, he raised his right hand, and the red fox who was being held by the neck shyly called out to Lang Duoduo: "Duoduo..."

Rondo turned around sharply in mid-air and sprained his waist.

"Little Yuzi! You're not dead!" Regardless of the pain, Ron Duoduo got up immediately, his eyes full of surprise.

Lang Jun was much more vigilant, and when he heard that it was Li Yuankai, he quietly put on a defensive posture, blocking Lang Jingjing and Lang Xiaoxiao behind him.

"Are you the celestial master who almost sucked my younger brother into the gourd?" Lang Jun was very alert, "Hu Yu brought you here? What do you want to do? Collect demons?"

"There are too many questions, so I won't answer." Li Yuankai picked out his ears and flicked off the dirt from his nails, "One, two, three, four, five, oh, and the willow tree in the yard Fairies, there are six fairies in total, right?"

Lang Jun didn't understand what he wanted to do, so he looked at him.

"Let's go on, [-] protection fees per person per year. As long as you don't hurt anyone, I won't charge you, and I will provide you with protection." Li Yuankai showed a calculated and sinister smile, "You are my number one in Beijing." For a business, I’ll take a loss and give you a discount, six goblins, one hundred thousand a year, is it a good deal?”

Lang Jun and the monsters: "??????"

"I can't help it, the monsters in my hometown are dead, I can't find anyone to collect protection fees, just sit and eat!" Li Yuankai scratched his ears, and suddenly turned his head to look at Lang Jun, "Hey, for example, you old monster haha , there has been a bloodbath recently, 2 yuan can buy a safe, and you will not be fooled, and you will not suffer! How about it?"

The author has something to say:

small theater--

Hu Yu: Duoduo, do you still remember your oath?

Ron Duoduo: Remember!From today on, you are no longer my pony, you are my brother who died!From now on, I will do anything for you, and it is my duty to do so!

Hu Yu (shy): Actually, you don't need to do anything, you just need to do...

Ron Duoduo: No!Gotta cut both sides, bro!My life is yours, come, let's make an alliance with blood!

Hu Yu: ... (Blood for an alliance?)

Are you squatting numb?Smi Marseille!

□□I thank you all in the comments, and then I want to thank you. I don’t know which little angel voted for the irrigation solution, thank you! (since I don't know where to look for irrigation fluid sources)