Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Du Jiayan didn't sleep well all night, he tossed and turned on the bed and couldn't sleep, his heart was not at ease.

Word A: You should trust Lang Jun.He has saved you, stole pandas for you, and is still a child in front of your parents. He is a monster. Does it count as love if he does this for you?correct!He even wants to introduce you to younger siblings, but you are hypocritical and refuse to go.

Yanyan B: But at the beginning, he obviously hated me, fed me "wolf blood poison", and warned me to stay away from him. He has lived for hundreds of years and has seen everyone. How could he suddenly like me?Apart from good looks, some money, and some fame, what else do I have?He did all this just because I am "Stove Ding"!If I wasn't, he definitely wouldn't like me.

Word A: How could it be?You are obviously great!Just think about his usual behavior—well, every time he looks at you, he looks affectionate and warm, almost always saying, I want to have sex with you.

Yanyan B: That's because having sex will greatly increase his cultivation. Didn't you listen to my mother?My body smells strange to him!

Word A: You don't want to get into a dead end...

Yanyan B: Then tell me, why didn't he mention the furnace to me?

……

Du Jiayan was so angry that he jumped up from the bed and thumped out of bed, that's all!That's all he cares about!Why did Lang Jun never mention this matter?How long is he going to hide from himself?

Early the next morning, Xiao Su came to pick up Du Jiayan.

Lin Cuihua was very surprised: "What's going on? Hey, you won't accompany me to visit the Great Wall?"

"Uncle and auntie, the boss has a cover shoot today, and it's an appointment that I made earlier." Xiao Su reported cautiously.

With dark circles under his eyes, Du Jiayan yawned big: "Mom, I arranged for Liu Ming to take you there, you have fun."

"Liu Ming? Doesn't he have a job?" Du Guomin held his elderly teacup with disapproval on his face, "Well, you call Xiaojun to come over and let him accompany us."

Lang Jun did not have a schedule today, but he could not read the message "Good morning, did you sleep well last night?" he sent early in the morning, so he didn't want to call him to accompany his parents.

"He also has to work, and there is a famous brand store that needs a platform." Du Jiayan said casually, "I'm leaving, you can get something to eat yourself, after nine o'clock, Liu Ming will come to pick you up."

Du Guomin put down the teacup and was angry with a straight face: "Busy, I go home once a year and leave after two days. Now your mother and I finally come out, and you don't have time? Walk around, see You little bastard is annoying."

It's hard to describe the feeling of being called a little bastard at thirty.Du Jiayan put on his sunglasses and said helplessly, "Dad, this is a job that has been settled for a long time, and I can't open the skylight."

"Mom understands, don't bother with this old man, he doesn't want to part with you." Lin Cuihua pushed him, "Just go if you want to, don't keep making little girls wait."

After hearing this, Xiao Su was a little flattered.

When the two got into the car, Xiao Su applied a mask on him, gently pushed his face with a massager, and applied a thick layer of eye essence, hoping to save him from emergency.

"Boss, are you in a bad mood?" After finishing all this, Xiao Su massaged his temples.

"Hmm." Du Jiayan murmured inexplicably, not sure if he was answering or because he was too comfortable.

Xiao Su didn't know what to do next.However, she is an assistant, and her only task is to keep the artists in good condition, so she picked up a few jokes from the Internet and read them to Du Jiayan.

After a while, Du Jiayan, who hadn't smiled all this time, suddenly interrupted her: "Xiao Su, do you know how to tell if a person really likes you?"

Xiao Su was stunned for a moment, and told her instinctively that this question was very dangerous and related to the mood of the boss throughout the day.So she thought and thought, and thought and thought, and finally decided to play it safe: "Boss, I haven't been in a relationship before, so I don't know very well."

The boss snorted: "Pretend you don't understand, right? Don't think I didn't see all the novels in your mobile phone collection, you are an old driver."

When Xiao Su is on the set, she really likes to read novels on her mobile phone when she is free. Du Jiayan glanced at her a few times.Later, bored, I checked what Xiao Su was watching, and the result was very eye-catching.

"Then I just understand a little theory." Xiao Su whispered.

"I beg you to use your theory to guide me in practice, will it work?" Du Jiayan snorted again.

Xiao Su organized the language for a long time: "Boss, don't blame me if you don't speak well. I can't read other people's thoughts, but at least I can understand my own. If I like someone, then I must look at him with soft eyes." Yes, with tolerance and love. Eyes can't deceive people, so you can tell by looking at them."

Du Jiayan opened his eyes and looked at her: "Really? That's all? That's all you said?"

"Well! Of course!" Xiao Su nodded vigorously.

"I believe in your evil." Du Jiayan said angrily as he removed the mask.

"Boss, let me check it for you." Xiao Su quickly turned on her mobile phone Baidu, "Let me check, it says that liking someone makes you shy."

shy?How could the beast be shy?Every day I can't wait to do something shameless.

"I will pay attention to each other, and watch his circle of friends, Weibo, Qzone and other social media."

Du Jiayan glanced at WeChat, and still said "Good morning, did you sleep well last night?" He didn't reply to him, he was not in a hurry, and there was no movement.

"I will miss each other and want to see each other."

Think fart!Du Jiayan turned off the phone angrily.Ding dong, the phone beeped, and he quickly opened it to read it, but it turned out to be a spam message—“[XX Bank] Congratulations on becoming a preferred credit card user of XX Bank, free of annual fee, and fast approval…”

"After getting to know him, I will want to make myself beautiful/handsome."

"I'm already handsome, how can I become handsome?" Du Jiayan was very irritable, and waved his hands, "Forget it, forget it, don't read it, it's all nonsense." After speaking, he thought rather melancholy, it seems , he doesn't really love me.

Drive to the shooting location.A group of people swarmed up, invited Du Jiayan in like serving the emperor, put on makeup, tried on clothes, and adjusted the lights.Xiao Su stood aside and observed silently, in case of emergencies.

"Little sister, are you Du Yingdi's assistant?" Today's photographer looks quite young, wearing a black shirt, black sneakers, long hair in a mess, and a beard on his face.

Xiao Su frowned, not knowing why this man was dressed so sloppily: "Well, I am."

"Then how is he feeling today?" the photographer asked a little flatteringly, "I don't quite see it, but people around you should know?"

"He...is in a bad mood, or rather depressed." Xiao Su said awkwardly, "If there is any problem with the shooting, please remember to be patient."

"Melancholy? That's great!" Unexpectedly, the photographer was so happy that he even clapped his hands.

Xiao Su thinks, this person can't be a black fan, right?How can you be so happy when you hear the subject is in a bad mood?

Her suspicious gaze finally caught the photographer's attention, and he said complacently, "I forgot to tell you, today's photography style is decadent and melancholy, which just fits the actor's mood. I have a hunch that the shooting will be a success!"

It turned out that this was the case, Xiao Su laughed a few times, thinking that it was a mistake.

The shooting was very tedious, and after shooting two sets of clothes and two sets of sponsor jewelry, it was noon.The magazine ordered takeaways for everyone, and Du Jiayan's seven dishes and one soup were placed on the dressing table, full of them.

"Where's my coffee?" He looked weary, and his tone was not very good.The two makeup artists and costume artists in the room were frightened and dared not make a sound.

Xiao Su looked at her phone and said in a low voice, "Boss, the coffee will arrive in 5 minutes. You didn't sleep well last night, why don't you take a rest now. I'll call someone out."

Du Jiayan nodded, and looked at Xiaosu in surprise.This girl has actually learned, and now she is getting better at handling things.

The volume of the speech was not hidden at all, without Xiao Su clearing the scene, the makeup and clothing slipped out very discerningly, Xiao Su went outside, gently closed the door of the dressing room, and let out a sigh of relief.

5 minutes later, the delivery guy arrived.

Xiao Su pouted at the delivery boy wearing a hat: "You can deliver it yourself."

The little brother opened the door gently, walked in with his head down, and closed the door.Du Jiayan lay on the sofa, breathing evenly.The little brother put down his coffee, quietly walked over to watch for a while, then squatted down, and kissed the other party's lips.

"Hmm..." Du Jiayan opened his eyes, he was taken aback and thought he was about to be QJed.

As a result, the delivery boy took off his hat and looked at him with a pair of eyes full of smiles: "Surprise!"

"Lang Jun! There is something wrong with you, right?" Du Jiayan was furious, and stretched out his hand to slap him, but Lang Jun didn't stop him, so Du Jiayan's hand could only weakly pat him on the chest. welcome.

"I just want to see you, come to visit the class." After he finished typing, Lang Jun grabbed his hand and said.

"Miss me?" Du Jiayan sneered, "You just sent a message today and said you missed me? Do you think so? I'm so mad!"

"Send a message, don't you not reply?" Lang Jun squatted on the ground and looked at him, his eyes sparkling, "Is it better to send a few messages when I appear in real life? By the way, I haven't asked you yet, why don't you reply to the message?" ?”

"I won't go back!" Du Jiayan didn't say what he was thinking, he stood up and snorted, "Where's the coffee? Give it to me!"

"Come, dear customer." Lang Jun handed the coffee to the other party respectfully.

Du Jiayan drank a few sips, and became a little more energetic: "Why did you suddenly come to visit the class dressed like this? Could it be Xiao Su... Oh my god, she tipped off the news? I want it! I want to deduct her salary!" Du Jiayan reacted suddenly, I feel that Xiao Su is simply turning his elbow outward.

"Ah?" Lang Jun didn't know what he was talking about, so he had to explain the whole story, "A few netizens privately messaged me, saying that they saw Lang Duoduo, and I have been looking for him all morning. I happened to be around here, and I remembered that you were shooting the cover , I asked Xiao Su when you rested, and came here quietly. I was afraid that people would say that I hugged my thighs, so I didn’t want to come in in a big way, so I had to disguise myself. What? Do you think I’m meddlesome? Don’t you like it?”

When he said this, Lang Jun's eyes were a little bit aggrieved.

Ouch, can't stand it!Du Jiayan almost softened his heart, he hummed twice, reluctantly: "It's just barely."

"Barely?" Lang Jun narrowed his eyes, and replaced his grievance with sharpness, "Then sir, can you settle the bill first?"

"Account?" Du Jiayan was confused.

"Yes, delivery fee!" Lang Jun leaned forward, put his arms around his waist, and pecked his lips lightly, "If you don't pay the bill, do you want to be raped by me? There are about 30 people outside the door, and they will break in at any time Yo."

As if electrified, a shudder jumped from the soles of his feet to Du Jiayan's celestial cap.

He was both excited and annoyed.The operation is so coquettish, Lang Jun, this monster, does he love me or not?

The author has something to say:

Du Jiayan: The author, can you tell me, does Lang Jun really love me?

Author: Something is wrong!I've done it so many times, you ask me if I have love?

Lang Jun: Don't be angry, the author, he will figure it out after I do it a few more times.

Author: I can do it, but I don't want to watch it, otherwise I will become a small yellow article.

Edit: Author, don't you think the chat just now was a bit rough?