Those days when I fell in love with monsters

Under Du Jiayan's serious deception, the second task was completed without any trouble.

Even the director team was amazed. On the way to the third level, someone asked: "Mr. Du, can pandas really understand human speech? Or is it just a coincidence?"

"It just so happens." Du Jiayan smiled without any airs, "Maybe I'm just suitable for raising pandas, and your program team really don't think about giving me one?"

"Don't think about it!" The director refused in a cold sweat.

The third level is to guide the little panda to get an injection.Perhaps because of psychological shadows, every time Du Jiayan's little panda was carried onto the operating table, it rolled down screaming.The task requirement is to let the red panda voluntarily stay on the operating table for more than 3 minutes.

"I don't! I don't!" After the little panda screamed again, it rolled down and squatted down.Du Jiayan sighed helplessly: "The injection must be given. Think about it for yourself. Which injection will make you resist and stop taking it?"

With tears streaming down his face, the little panda rushed over and hugged Du Jiayan's calf, hanging on it like a pendant: "Brother, protect me!"

Ouch, in this situation, even a stone man would turn into a puddle.

Du Jiayan hugged the little panda back with forgetfulness, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, you little cutie, you don't get injections, my brother protects you."

Five minutes later, Du Jiayan, the elder brother, personally carried the little panda back to the operating table.

"Liar! Traitor! Bad guy!" The little panda rolled around angrily and fell to the ground.

Du Jiayan looked shy, blushing and said: "Brother is for your own good, if you don't get an injection, you will get sick."

"Liar! Liar!" The little panda looked uncooperative, and rolled off the operating table in the blink of an eye.

"Then tell me, what do you need to do so that you are willing to get an injection?" Du Jiayan was almost at the bottom line, and whispered to the little panda behind his back to the camera, "Anyway, today must be an injection! You might as well trade the injection for some benefits. "

"Then..." The little panda tilted his head to look at him, "I want to go out and play, okay?"

Du Jiayan was so frightened that he abducted the red panda?If he is caught by the base, he will have to go to jail!

"No, I won't get an injection! Huh!" The little panda had a tough attitude.

"Okay, okay, I promise you...but...I can only try my best, and I don't guarantee success." Du Jiayan didn't dare to guarantee it, because he didn't know if Lang Jun had the ability to quietly bring the little panda out.

"Must succeed!"

"Then I'm lying to you." Du Jiayan spread his hands, expressing his helplessness, "You don't want me to lie to you, do you?"

The panda thought hard for a while: "Anyway, if you don't succeed, I will go on a hunger strike! At that time, you will be charged with killing the panda!"

Yo, it's really cruel!Is it not good for you a panda to lie down every day?To force him to die?Du Jiayan had no choice but to nod perfunctorily, telling him to sit up quickly.After sitting for 3 minutes, the veterinarian came in through the door wearing a mask and holding a syringe.

"I just saw it on the monitor. What did you say to it? Why is it so obedient?" The veterinarian asked Du Jiayan for advice.

Du Jiayan said hehe twice: "Sell your soul and make a deal with the devil."

panda:"??????"

veterinary:"??????"

After the injection, the panda lay motionless with tears in his eyes.

"Let's go! Let's go to the next level!" Du Jiayan said.

"My butt hurts, I need a hug." The panda hummed softly.

Du Jiayan sighed leisurely, his heart turned into a ball of ooze again, ouch, this annoying little devil has become a little angel again.

The fourth level is to identify the parents of the red panda. If you make a mistake once, you will reshuffle the order and punish the challenger with a large cup of unknown liquid.There are flavors such as bitter melon juice, mustard juice, chili water, and dark chocolate liquid. What to drink depends on the luck of the challenger.The fifth level is to complete an indoor game with the red panda.With the cooperation of the little panda, Du Jiayan quickly completed all the tasks and achieved a good result of No.2 in this challenge, winning [-] points.The others are still continuing. Du Jiayan and Lang Jun have already met in the lounge. Wait a minute, there is still a personal interview to be recorded.

"How is the progress of the others?" Du Jiayan asked the staff.

"Song Kun is still in the first level, Mo Luo and Long Piaopiao are in the second level, and everyone else is in the third level." The staff replied.

"Cao Xiuming has also reached the third level?" Du Jiayan was extremely surprised, "How did he get there?"

The staff showed an embarrassed smile: "That... Teacher Cao and Teacher Du signed the same contract."

"That's cheating." Du Jiayan rolled his eyes, showing contempt.

Lang Jun thought it was funny, and the little idiot also signed it. Didn't he even scold himself?

"Unexpectedly, Lang Jun, you took the first place this time, and even Mr. Du came in second." A male director in the director's group interrupted suddenly, with a somewhat ambiguous tone.

Lang Jun glanced at the other party, secretly remembering the person's appearance: "Good luck, my panda is so obedient."

"But I heard from people at the base that your panda is the skinniest among pandas of the same age, and it has a nickname called Fat Tiger." So honest?"

"Really?" Lang Jun was justly surprised, "I think his name should be Nobita."

"After the whole process today, I feel that the animals are quite afraid of you." The male director continued to ask, "Do the little animals usually like you?"

"I really like it. I have three huskies at home. I..." Lang Jun was about to explain, but Du Jiayan suddenly interrupted the two of them: "Lang Jun, do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"Huh?" Lang Jun froze for a moment.

"It's been so long since the game, and I haven't even been to the bathroom, are you going?" Du Jiayan repeated.

"Okay." Lang Jun agreed simply now.

After the two of them left, the male director complained to the people around him: "Are you still going to the bathroom together? Hehe, do you think you are a high school girl?"

"If you ask me to come out, one look is enough. How can there be such an excuse?" Outside, there were only two people waiting, and Lang Jun said the same.

"I wanted to go to the toilet." Du Jiayan stomped his feet, "Go, go, I'm in a hurry."

When the two of them released the water, Lang Jun glanced at him: "Why do you look like a little meat worm? Huh? It's for nothing."

Du Jiayan glared angrily, glanced at Lang Jun not to be outdone, and then closed his mouth tightly.A big black python, he has nothing to laugh at.

After the two of them released the water, Du Jiayan pulled Lang Jun aside, and quietly told him what he promised the little panda: "I just want to ask you, if I don't fulfill his wish, will I be punished? You animals Isn’t there such a custom in the world?”

"No." Lang Jun couldn't help laughing, and patted his forehead, "What are you thinking about strangely in your mind? Huh? Did you miss me?"

Du Jiayan slapped his hand away: "You are here, what are you thinking? Let me ask you! If you steal the panda, will it be difficult?"

"You want to steal?" Lang Jun raised his eyebrows.

"I... I just want to help him realize his wish..." Du Jiayan said coyly, "However, there is also a little... just a little bit, hehe, I want to steal him out and rub him for another day."

"It's okay to steal, but you have to take a big risk!" Lang Jun held his head up, his face stinky, "Then how will you compensate me?"

Du Jiayan stood on tiptoe and kissed him: "Is this okay?"

"That's it?" Lang Jun looked unexpected, deeply saddened by the couple's pettiness.

"Then what do you want?"

Lang Jun leaned over and whispered something.

Du Jiayan grinned and nodded slightly.

"Then when shall we steal it?" Du Jiayan asked.

"Tonight." Lang Jun thought for a while, took Du Jiayan's hand, and suddenly asked, "Do you recognize the male director just now?"

Du Jiayan knew what Lang Jun wanted to ask, and taught him in the tone of someone who has been there: "I don't know him. But his tone of voice is eccentric, and I can figure out which artist's confidant he should be. You took the first place to block others. Lu, of course he is not happy. Such a person can only jump around like this. You can't see or hear."

"Will you not wear small shoes for us?" Lang Jun narrowed his eyes slightly, looking a little dangerous.

"Are you afraid? You will kill the person who makes the shoes!" Du Jiayan joked.But when it came to the director, he thought of another thing, "By the way, I just heard you talking, and I want to remind you. In the future, if there are animals in the filming, don't 'threat' like today. If the animal’s fear is too obvious, I think the audience and the United Nations organization will have a bad impression of you, and even if you have the most points, I’m afraid you won’t be able to get a spokesperson.”

Lang Jun was a little surprised: "Don't you want to take it?"

"I haven't thought about it." Du Jiayan shook his head as a matter of course, "I am so famous, the spokesperson is just icing on the cake for me. But you are different. Follow-up resources catch up, it is very likely that you will skyrocket! So I always From the beginning, I thought it would be better for you to take it. I don't want to take it!"

Lang Jun looked at him with complicated eyes, how many relatives, friends, and couples in the entertainment industry would turn against each other because of interests, only this little idiot of him, what an idiot!

We've only been together for half a month, and we're starting to plan for his satisfaction.

He hugged Du Jiayan hard, and promised softly: "Okay, I will definitely get the endorsement." After a while, he added, "Also, steal a panda for you!"

Du Jiayan laughed: "Well, the most important thing is to steal the panda!"

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Tomorrow is New Year's Day, I wish everyone a happy New Year's Day... In addition, please take a leave in advance and go out for a day!So tomorrow...well...maybe...maybe...should...no update!