Those days when I fell in love with monsters
Chapter 33 Panda's 1-Day Tour
As a result, that night, Lang Jun stole the panda back just after Du Jiayan took a shower.
At that time, he was coming out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel and wiping his hair.Lang Jun suddenly appeared in the hotel room, put the panda on the sofa, and complained: "These little pandas look the same, it's too hard to find. It took me a long time to steal this little thing."
The towel in Du Jiayan's hand fell off, and his half-length hair was wet.He opened his mouth a few times, but finally closed it.
Forget it, for the sake of the other party stealing the panda back, he will stop swearing.
It took a long time for the beating heart that was frightened to stabilize, Du Jiayan picked up the towel on the ground: "You are too fast... I thought we should have a long-term plan and come up with plan A, plan B or something. "
"Why is it so troublesome?" Lang Jun came over, took the towel and began to wipe his hair, massaging his scalp while wiping.
Du Jiayan hummed in comfort, and twitched the corners of his lips: "Then you said you took a big risk during the day? So you lied to me."
Lang Jun rubbed his eyes a little bit distracted, staring at Du Jiayan's round shoulders, unable to move his eyes away, the vague fragrance slowly became stronger.Lang Jun couldn't help biting it.
It was a light, ambiguous bite, and Du Jiayan hissed: "What are you doing?"
Lang Jun pinched his ass: "Do what you want."
The atmosphere between the two was just right, but the panda rolled down from the sofa and hugged Du Jiayan's calf: "What are you doing?"
"Ahem..." Du Jiayan hurriedly pushed Lang Jun away, and said quickly, "Nothing."
Well, with this little light bulb here today, it seems that you can't double cultivate, Lang Jun raised his forehead: "Hey, what's your name?"
Because of putting away the evil spirit, the little panda is not very afraid of him now.
"Tuantuan." It replied crisply, with black eyes looking around curiously, "This is where you humans live? Why is there no bamboo? What did I sit on just now? It's so soft! What is that? It's black, So big? Wow, the wind blowing here is so cool..."
Lang Jun couldn't help staring, and looked at Du Jiayan: "Why didn't you tell me he was a chatty panda?"
"It doesn't talk so much during the day, maybe it's because it's curious." Du Jiayan pulled the panda off his legs, frowned and looked at it for a while, then suddenly said, "Tuantuan, shall we take a bath? You are too dirty. "
The chatterers stopped and bared their teeth angrily: "I won't wash, I won't wash! I don't want to take a bath!"
"The soft thing you mentioned is called a sofa. But—" Du Jia persuaded it with kind words, walked over and patted the bed, "This is something softer, warmer and more fragrant than a sofa, you Do you want to sleep?"
"□□?" The little panda asked suspiciously, holding its paw.
"Bed!" Lang Jun tried his best to hold back his laughter, and gave Du Jiayan a teasing look, "It's not □□."
"Well, then I want to try!" The little panda began to crawl towards the bed.
"No way." Du Jiayan picked it up and walked to the bathroom, "If you want to sleep on the bed, you have to be clean, so I'll take it as if you promised to take a bath!"
"Cunning human beings!" Tuantuan screamed in grief and indignation, and was caught in helplessly.
Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, Lang Jun smiled and lay down on the bed. Just as he was about to close his eyes for a while, the hotel door opened with a click.Xiao Su came in with the clothes in her arms: "Boss, here are the ironed clothes, and the sunglasses and mask you want—ah! Brother Lang! Why are you on the boss' bed?"
Xiao Su was startled.
Lang Jun was a little embarrassed, he didn't expect that Liu Ming hadn't told Xiao Su about the relationship between the two of them: "This..."
"...It will be washed right away...don't worry..." Just in time, Du Jiayan scolded in the bathroom.
When Xiao Su heard this, her face flushed red: "I know, I know... I didn't expect it just now..."
"Let's put things here." Afraid that Du Jiayan would come out with the panda in his arms and startle Xiao Su again, Lang Jun had no choice but to rush away, "I'm fine here."
Xiao Su put her things away, and immediately went out timidly. As soon as the door was closed, she leaned against the wall and took several deep breaths before calming down.Is this an admission?Xiao Su was shocked.She began to worry secretly about the dog food that might be photographed in a storm in the future, she had to find a boyfriend, she thought, otherwise, this job might cause huge physical and mental harm to the single dog.
Not to mention that after Xiao Su returned to her room, she immediately downloaded all the dating software recommended online. Here, Du Jiayan wrapped the little panda in a big bath towel and put it on the sofa.
"Can I watch TV for you?" Du Jiayan asked while wiping the water on him.
"What is TV?" The sulking little panda was attracted by this new word.
"It's the big black thing you asked about." Lang Jun helped it turn on the TV, turned to the children's channel, and showed Tuantuan "Peppa Pig".
The bright and vivid colors immediately attracted Tuantuan's eyes. It sat on the sofa and let Du Jiayan move around. Only when the other party took out the hair dryer and disturbed it to watch TV, it puffed out unhappy: " No blowing, no blowing, I can't hear anything!"
"If you don't dry it, you'll get sick! If you're sick, you'll need another injection!" Du Jiayan threatened it, raising his eyebrows, "Besides, do you understand me?"
Tuantuan thought, yes, anyway, I don't understand.
It was not easy to dry the panda's fur. After half an hour of blowing, Du Jiayan was exhausted and handed the hair dryer to Lang Jun.After finally taking care of Tuan Tuan, let it go to bed to sleep.As a result, it clung tightly to the sofa and refused to move, its eyes fixed on the TV.
"Oops, will it watch the whole night?" Du Jiayan was a little worried, "It should be fine for the panda to stay up all night, right?"
"No problem! Anyway, it already has such big dark circles." Lang Jun said confidently.
Du Jiayan rolled his eyes, not thinking it was funny at all.
"You said, it is so engrossed, do you understand it?" Du Jiayan was quite curious.He wanted to ask Tuan Tuan, but Tuantuan's soul was sucked away by the TV, and he didn't respond at all.I don't know if it didn't hear him, or it didn't want to talk to people at all.
Lang Jun sneered: "It's the same as Ron Duoduo back then, I want to see it even if I don't understand it."
Ever since the two got together, Lang Jun has clearly explained his family relationship.His parents died early, and he has two younger brothers and a younger sister.The second brother Lang Duoduo (the husky that I saw on the day of the audition), and the third sister Lang Jingjing are both enlightened and are practicing step by step, just waiting for one day to be able to transform into form.There is also a fourth brother, Lang Xiaoxiao, who has practiced for so many years, and his demon powers are all under the supervision and force of his older brothers and sisters, and he still can't speak until now.
Not being able to speak means that his mind is not open, and this matter makes Lang Jun faintly worried.
Lang Jun originally wanted to take Du Jiayan to meet his family, but Du Jiayan imagined it himself.I feel weird saying to the three wolf demons disguised as huskies: "Brothers and sisters, hello, I am your sister-in-law."
Although Lang Jun was a little disappointed, he was also willing to give Du Jiayan time to make him mentally prepare to see his family again.
"How about going to sleep in my room? Let it watch TV here." Lang Jun made up his mind and suggested, "There is no one in my room..."
"This is a national treasure!" Du Jiayan pointed at Tuantuan and glared at him, "Leave the national treasure alone? If it disappears or something happens, I can't bear the responsibility!" After finishing speaking, he jumped onto the bed and put the blindfold on put it on.
Lang Jun could only sigh, and climbed up too.
Unexpectedly, Du Jiayan seemed to have eyes behind his back, and put his feet against his chest: "Did you take a bath? If you don't take a bath, you are not allowed to go to bed!"
"I..." Lang Jun was at a loss for words, so he had to climb out of bed and go to the bathroom, muttering, "Hmph, don't fuck me, and force me to take a shower! There's no such reason..."
After filming for a whole day, Du Jiayan would have been exhausted long ago even with cheating cheats.As soon as his head touched the pillow, he fell asleep in a second under the sound of Piggy Peggy's snort.
At night, he had a dream.Dreaming that Lang Jun turned into a wolf and flew all over the world with him on his back, he was very proud, and when he saw people, he said: "How is it? My husband looks good? This figure! This physique! This running posture! He is more handsome than a national treasure." too much!"
Everyone agreed with him, and Du Jiayan was extremely inflated.
Only Cao Xiuming, an idiot, stood on the ground and laughed at him: "What a good-looking fart! Your husband is not only a beast, but also a pig! Ahahaha, I laughed so hard! Du Jiayan, do you want to be a pig lady?"
pig?Du Jiayan lowered his head and looked down. The snow-white demon wolf that was carrying him turned into a big pink wrinkled pig at some point.The pig turned around and snorted at him: "Hi, I'm Peppa Pig, have you seen my good friend Susie the Sheep?"
Du Jiayan was so frightened that he couldn't sit still, turned over and fell from the air.
"Ah! My husband is not a pig!" Du Jiayan screamed in his dream, and his whole body was startled awake.
He sat up abruptly, startling Lang Jun who wanted to kiss him secretly.
"Why are you awake?" Lang Jun pretended to be nonchalant, stood up, and opened the blackout curtains, leaving only a layer of white gauze.Outside the window, the sun is bright.
Du Jiayan's expression was a little dazed, and after a while, he stared at Lang Jun suspiciously: "Lang Jun, change your original shape!"
"What? Do you want to touch my ears?" Lang Jun was wearing slippers, planning to brush his teeth, "Hey, I'll make changes for you after I finish brushing my teeth."
"No, no, no, I want you to change now, hurry up! Hurry up!" Unexpectedly, Du Jiayan's emotions were quite intense.
Lang Jun thought he was angry when he got up, so he showed his true form and threw himself on the bed.Du Jiayan stroked his fur, finally felt relieved, and murmured: "It's not a pig, but luckily it's not a pig..."
"Why don't you know pearls?" Lang Jun didn't understand.
"It's nothing." Du Jiayan hugged his hairy head and kissed him, "I just like you so much!"
Lang Jun was teased by him early in the morning. He immediately recovered his human form and rubbed against Du Jiayan: "Look at that panda."
Du Jiayan looked on the sofa and found that Tuantuan was really in a ball and was sleeping.
"When did it see it yesterday?"
"I just turned off the TV, and after turning it off, he made a fuss a few times, but fell asleep right away." Lang Jun rubbed his hands twice, "I wanted to take it to Mount Qingcheng today, but I don't need to go now. How about , shall I send it back?"
"The panda sleeps a lot, and it stayed up all night..." Du Jiayan thought for a while, "Send it, I'm afraid it will be night when he wakes up."
Lang Jun was overjoyed, and bit Du Jiayan's ear rather ambiguously: "Don't wear clothes, wait for me!"
After speaking, his figure disappeared together with the panda.
Xiao Su spent another whole day in Chengdu, and waited until evening before checking out with her boss and his model boyfriend, and took the flight back together.
As for Tuantuan, he slept until ten o'clock in the evening before waking up.At this time, the other pandas were already asleep, and it was the only one in the room scratching the wall and growling: "I want to watch TV! I want to watch "Peppa Pig"! I want to..."
As a result, the people at the base thought it was sick, so Ma Liu transported it to the veterinarian for a long time for examination, and gave it a sedative injection.
At that time, he was coming out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel and wiping his hair.Lang Jun suddenly appeared in the hotel room, put the panda on the sofa, and complained: "These little pandas look the same, it's too hard to find. It took me a long time to steal this little thing."
The towel in Du Jiayan's hand fell off, and his half-length hair was wet.He opened his mouth a few times, but finally closed it.
Forget it, for the sake of the other party stealing the panda back, he will stop swearing.
It took a long time for the beating heart that was frightened to stabilize, Du Jiayan picked up the towel on the ground: "You are too fast... I thought we should have a long-term plan and come up with plan A, plan B or something. "
"Why is it so troublesome?" Lang Jun came over, took the towel and began to wipe his hair, massaging his scalp while wiping.
Du Jiayan hummed in comfort, and twitched the corners of his lips: "Then you said you took a big risk during the day? So you lied to me."
Lang Jun rubbed his eyes a little bit distracted, staring at Du Jiayan's round shoulders, unable to move his eyes away, the vague fragrance slowly became stronger.Lang Jun couldn't help biting it.
It was a light, ambiguous bite, and Du Jiayan hissed: "What are you doing?"
Lang Jun pinched his ass: "Do what you want."
The atmosphere between the two was just right, but the panda rolled down from the sofa and hugged Du Jiayan's calf: "What are you doing?"
"Ahem..." Du Jiayan hurriedly pushed Lang Jun away, and said quickly, "Nothing."
Well, with this little light bulb here today, it seems that you can't double cultivate, Lang Jun raised his forehead: "Hey, what's your name?"
Because of putting away the evil spirit, the little panda is not very afraid of him now.
"Tuantuan." It replied crisply, with black eyes looking around curiously, "This is where you humans live? Why is there no bamboo? What did I sit on just now? It's so soft! What is that? It's black, So big? Wow, the wind blowing here is so cool..."
Lang Jun couldn't help staring, and looked at Du Jiayan: "Why didn't you tell me he was a chatty panda?"
"It doesn't talk so much during the day, maybe it's because it's curious." Du Jiayan pulled the panda off his legs, frowned and looked at it for a while, then suddenly said, "Tuantuan, shall we take a bath? You are too dirty. "
The chatterers stopped and bared their teeth angrily: "I won't wash, I won't wash! I don't want to take a bath!"
"The soft thing you mentioned is called a sofa. But—" Du Jia persuaded it with kind words, walked over and patted the bed, "This is something softer, warmer and more fragrant than a sofa, you Do you want to sleep?"
"□□?" The little panda asked suspiciously, holding its paw.
"Bed!" Lang Jun tried his best to hold back his laughter, and gave Du Jiayan a teasing look, "It's not □□."
"Well, then I want to try!" The little panda began to crawl towards the bed.
"No way." Du Jiayan picked it up and walked to the bathroom, "If you want to sleep on the bed, you have to be clean, so I'll take it as if you promised to take a bath!"
"Cunning human beings!" Tuantuan screamed in grief and indignation, and was caught in helplessly.
Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, Lang Jun smiled and lay down on the bed. Just as he was about to close his eyes for a while, the hotel door opened with a click.Xiao Su came in with the clothes in her arms: "Boss, here are the ironed clothes, and the sunglasses and mask you want—ah! Brother Lang! Why are you on the boss' bed?"
Xiao Su was startled.
Lang Jun was a little embarrassed, he didn't expect that Liu Ming hadn't told Xiao Su about the relationship between the two of them: "This..."
"...It will be washed right away...don't worry..." Just in time, Du Jiayan scolded in the bathroom.
When Xiao Su heard this, her face flushed red: "I know, I know... I didn't expect it just now..."
"Let's put things here." Afraid that Du Jiayan would come out with the panda in his arms and startle Xiao Su again, Lang Jun had no choice but to rush away, "I'm fine here."
Xiao Su put her things away, and immediately went out timidly. As soon as the door was closed, she leaned against the wall and took several deep breaths before calming down.Is this an admission?Xiao Su was shocked.She began to worry secretly about the dog food that might be photographed in a storm in the future, she had to find a boyfriend, she thought, otherwise, this job might cause huge physical and mental harm to the single dog.
Not to mention that after Xiao Su returned to her room, she immediately downloaded all the dating software recommended online. Here, Du Jiayan wrapped the little panda in a big bath towel and put it on the sofa.
"Can I watch TV for you?" Du Jiayan asked while wiping the water on him.
"What is TV?" The sulking little panda was attracted by this new word.
"It's the big black thing you asked about." Lang Jun helped it turn on the TV, turned to the children's channel, and showed Tuantuan "Peppa Pig".
The bright and vivid colors immediately attracted Tuantuan's eyes. It sat on the sofa and let Du Jiayan move around. Only when the other party took out the hair dryer and disturbed it to watch TV, it puffed out unhappy: " No blowing, no blowing, I can't hear anything!"
"If you don't dry it, you'll get sick! If you're sick, you'll need another injection!" Du Jiayan threatened it, raising his eyebrows, "Besides, do you understand me?"
Tuantuan thought, yes, anyway, I don't understand.
It was not easy to dry the panda's fur. After half an hour of blowing, Du Jiayan was exhausted and handed the hair dryer to Lang Jun.After finally taking care of Tuan Tuan, let it go to bed to sleep.As a result, it clung tightly to the sofa and refused to move, its eyes fixed on the TV.
"Oops, will it watch the whole night?" Du Jiayan was a little worried, "It should be fine for the panda to stay up all night, right?"
"No problem! Anyway, it already has such big dark circles." Lang Jun said confidently.
Du Jiayan rolled his eyes, not thinking it was funny at all.
"You said, it is so engrossed, do you understand it?" Du Jiayan was quite curious.He wanted to ask Tuan Tuan, but Tuantuan's soul was sucked away by the TV, and he didn't respond at all.I don't know if it didn't hear him, or it didn't want to talk to people at all.
Lang Jun sneered: "It's the same as Ron Duoduo back then, I want to see it even if I don't understand it."
Ever since the two got together, Lang Jun has clearly explained his family relationship.His parents died early, and he has two younger brothers and a younger sister.The second brother Lang Duoduo (the husky that I saw on the day of the audition), and the third sister Lang Jingjing are both enlightened and are practicing step by step, just waiting for one day to be able to transform into form.There is also a fourth brother, Lang Xiaoxiao, who has practiced for so many years, and his demon powers are all under the supervision and force of his older brothers and sisters, and he still can't speak until now.
Not being able to speak means that his mind is not open, and this matter makes Lang Jun faintly worried.
Lang Jun originally wanted to take Du Jiayan to meet his family, but Du Jiayan imagined it himself.I feel weird saying to the three wolf demons disguised as huskies: "Brothers and sisters, hello, I am your sister-in-law."
Although Lang Jun was a little disappointed, he was also willing to give Du Jiayan time to make him mentally prepare to see his family again.
"How about going to sleep in my room? Let it watch TV here." Lang Jun made up his mind and suggested, "There is no one in my room..."
"This is a national treasure!" Du Jiayan pointed at Tuantuan and glared at him, "Leave the national treasure alone? If it disappears or something happens, I can't bear the responsibility!" After finishing speaking, he jumped onto the bed and put the blindfold on put it on.
Lang Jun could only sigh, and climbed up too.
Unexpectedly, Du Jiayan seemed to have eyes behind his back, and put his feet against his chest: "Did you take a bath? If you don't take a bath, you are not allowed to go to bed!"
"I..." Lang Jun was at a loss for words, so he had to climb out of bed and go to the bathroom, muttering, "Hmph, don't fuck me, and force me to take a shower! There's no such reason..."
After filming for a whole day, Du Jiayan would have been exhausted long ago even with cheating cheats.As soon as his head touched the pillow, he fell asleep in a second under the sound of Piggy Peggy's snort.
At night, he had a dream.Dreaming that Lang Jun turned into a wolf and flew all over the world with him on his back, he was very proud, and when he saw people, he said: "How is it? My husband looks good? This figure! This physique! This running posture! He is more handsome than a national treasure." too much!"
Everyone agreed with him, and Du Jiayan was extremely inflated.
Only Cao Xiuming, an idiot, stood on the ground and laughed at him: "What a good-looking fart! Your husband is not only a beast, but also a pig! Ahahaha, I laughed so hard! Du Jiayan, do you want to be a pig lady?"
pig?Du Jiayan lowered his head and looked down. The snow-white demon wolf that was carrying him turned into a big pink wrinkled pig at some point.The pig turned around and snorted at him: "Hi, I'm Peppa Pig, have you seen my good friend Susie the Sheep?"
Du Jiayan was so frightened that he couldn't sit still, turned over and fell from the air.
"Ah! My husband is not a pig!" Du Jiayan screamed in his dream, and his whole body was startled awake.
He sat up abruptly, startling Lang Jun who wanted to kiss him secretly.
"Why are you awake?" Lang Jun pretended to be nonchalant, stood up, and opened the blackout curtains, leaving only a layer of white gauze.Outside the window, the sun is bright.
Du Jiayan's expression was a little dazed, and after a while, he stared at Lang Jun suspiciously: "Lang Jun, change your original shape!"
"What? Do you want to touch my ears?" Lang Jun was wearing slippers, planning to brush his teeth, "Hey, I'll make changes for you after I finish brushing my teeth."
"No, no, no, I want you to change now, hurry up! Hurry up!" Unexpectedly, Du Jiayan's emotions were quite intense.
Lang Jun thought he was angry when he got up, so he showed his true form and threw himself on the bed.Du Jiayan stroked his fur, finally felt relieved, and murmured: "It's not a pig, but luckily it's not a pig..."
"Why don't you know pearls?" Lang Jun didn't understand.
"It's nothing." Du Jiayan hugged his hairy head and kissed him, "I just like you so much!"
Lang Jun was teased by him early in the morning. He immediately recovered his human form and rubbed against Du Jiayan: "Look at that panda."
Du Jiayan looked on the sofa and found that Tuantuan was really in a ball and was sleeping.
"When did it see it yesterday?"
"I just turned off the TV, and after turning it off, he made a fuss a few times, but fell asleep right away." Lang Jun rubbed his hands twice, "I wanted to take it to Mount Qingcheng today, but I don't need to go now. How about , shall I send it back?"
"The panda sleeps a lot, and it stayed up all night..." Du Jiayan thought for a while, "Send it, I'm afraid it will be night when he wakes up."
Lang Jun was overjoyed, and bit Du Jiayan's ear rather ambiguously: "Don't wear clothes, wait for me!"
After speaking, his figure disappeared together with the panda.
Xiao Su spent another whole day in Chengdu, and waited until evening before checking out with her boss and his model boyfriend, and took the flight back together.
As for Tuantuan, he slept until ten o'clock in the evening before waking up.At this time, the other pandas were already asleep, and it was the only one in the room scratching the wall and growling: "I want to watch TV! I want to watch "Peppa Pig"! I want to..."
As a result, the people at the base thought it was sick, so Ma Liu transported it to the veterinarian for a long time for examination, and gave it a sedative injection.
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