Those days when I fell in love with monsters

The staff put the pandas in a circle with a diameter of 100 meters, spread bamboo shoots, and let them roll around inside.

"Wow, don't play like this! I wanted to lure them with food!" Xiao Qian complained to the program group.

However, after the filming started, the staff could not communicate with the artists, so Xiao Qian had no choice.She turned around and found that Mo Luo was singing "Two Tigers" to the panda; Tang Zi was a dance major and had already started dancing; Long Piaopiao was like a mother, tenderly Calling: "Come on, little panda, come here... come, come to me..."

Others, like Xiao Qian, stood still and planned to wait and see.

However, the strange thing was that not only did the pandas not move, but they shrank into a ball, shivering in the center of the circle, not even chewing on the bamboo shoots.

"What's going on?" Zhang Pingping turned around in circles, thinking that Mo Luo might be the cause, "Can you stop singing "Two Tigers"? Sing tigers to the pandas, it will scare the national treasure!"

"Eh? Is this the reason?" Mo Luo scratched his head in a daze, "Then I'll change it."

So, he changed to "Little Rabbit, Be Good", but the panda was still the same.

"Forget it, forget it, I think you should stop singing, maybe the panda thinks your singing is too ugly!" Zhang Pingping may have a good relationship with Mo Luo in private, so he doesn't have any scruples about joking.

Sure enough, Mo Luo was not angry, but smiled and said, "Then you come! Don't you love "Borrowing 500 Years from the Sky" the most? Come! Shout out to the national treasure!"

"I think the two of them have discussed it before, and they are making trouble." Du Jiayan whispered to Lang Jun.

"Xiaoguo is pretty good." Lang Jun commented.

"Then help him again, anyway, don't let that bitch Cao Xiuming get well." Du Jiayan blinked.

"Look—clank with iron hoofs, walk all over—thousands of miles of rivers and mountains! I really..." Zhang Pingping is really weird. As soon as Zhang Pingping opened his mouth, the word "watch" broke the sound first, and none of the next few sentences were in tune. of.

Although they knew that he was making effects, everyone was caught off guard and laughed.

Lang Jun smiled and put his evil spirit to the fullest.

Several pandas trembled even more, scrambling to get into the middle.Now, even the staff couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Brother Pingping, you are much better than me!" Mo Luo deliberately praised the other party with a thumbs up.

"Of course, my brother was also a talented singer who had released records back then!" Zhang Pingping said boldly.

As a result, after the show was broadcast, Zhang Pingping's performance was rated as one of the top ten car accident scenes of the year.Netizens also unearthed the cover of Zhang Pingping's album released in [-].Who would have thought that the short and fat man now was a coquettish bitch with green eyeshadow, tights, and veil all over his body?

"Choose one quickly." Du Jiayan said to Lang Jun, "If you don't pick one, everyone will fail the first test."

Lang Jun nodded, stepped forward, and shouted like Long Piaopiao: "Hey, come here, come here, brother..."

As a result, the panda didn't buy it and still stayed away.

"Lang Jun, it's not feeding the chicken, why are you clucking? I'm still clucking!" Long Piaopiao, who hadn't been able to call for a long time, laughed at him beside him.

Lang Jun was a little embarrassed: "Sister Piao Piao, the national treasure is too shameless, don't you eat hard or soft?"

"Then get tough!" Du Jiayan booed, "Let them know who's the boss!"

"Director, if I threaten pandas, I won't commit a crime, right?" Lang Jun asked the director uncertainly.

"Whatever method you want to use! As long as it does not cause physical or psychological harm to the national treasure."

With the director's words, Lang Jun pretended to have confidence in his heart, and the majestic Chaotuanzi yelled: "Hurry up and get me one! Do you hear me!"

Cao Xiuming snorted, his face full of disdain: "Idiot."

Others also felt that this trick must be useless, and they all waited to see Lang Jun make a joke.As a result, the dumplings crowded around and pushed the biggest one out.

"It's up to you, come here!" Lang Jun said fiercely.

The panda had no choice but to crawl over timidly, Lang Jun roared, hurry up!The panda shook, and quickly accelerated.

Everyone was dumbfounded, and when he really caught the panda, Lang Jun regained his sunny appearance and begged the camera for mercy: "My friends, please don't get me wrong, I love pandas very much (no wonder)! Look, how cute it is!" !"

As he spoke, he raised his panda's paw and waved at the camera. The panda was as stiff as iron and let him do whatever he wanted.

"Is this okay?" Song Kun looked at it in a daze.

He has always played the role of a hero. Seeing that Lang Jun had already carried the panda to the next level, he immediately followed suit.Showing off his domineering aura of playing Xiang Yu, he shouted at the panda: "You troublemakers, why don't you see me?"

As soon as Lang Jun left, the panda relaxed, and everyone gnawed on the bamboo shoots to suppress the panic. They didn't care about these stupid humans. Therefore, there was no bird like Song Kun.

Du Jiayan walked around the pandas, listening to them chatting with each other.

Panda A: "I was scared to death, what was that just now?"

Panda B: "I don't know, it's more terrifying than a veterinary injection. I don't know if Panpan can come back alive."

Panda C: "Poor Panpan, who pushed him just now?"

Panda DCEFGH: "No... I didn't... It's not me... I don't know... I didn't see clearly..."

Du Jiayan almost died of laughter when he heard that, a bunch of pandas are pretending to be stupid here, which is really rare in a hundred years!

"What is that person singing? It's pretty good, I want to go and listen to it." Finally, Panda D noticed the persistent Mo Luo.

"What's so good? It's not as good as the magpie in the garden yesterday." Panda C complained.

"Okay then, I won't go." Panda D immediately dismissed the idea and concentrated on eating the bamboo shoots.

Du Jiayan mourned for Mo Luo for a second, and then heard Panda B say: "It would be great if there was a ball, the sun is so big, it's not bad to play with the ball for a while."

"You are a group, everyone can play with you." Panda E said.

"But I can't jump up, I can only roll around." Panda B was a little distressed, feeling that he was not as good as a ball.

Du Jiayan's eyes lit up, and before these fickle pandas changed their minds, he quickly asked the program crew for a ball, and started shooting outside the circle.

Cao Xiuming sneered at the side: "You think you are teasing a child!"

"It's better than Mr. Cao standing aside and being a dummy?" Du Jiayan replied indifferently.

While talking, Panda B has already got his wish and crawled towards this side.

Seeing this scene, Cao Xiuming immediately stood aside and greeted the panda: "Hey! Are you coming to see me? Come here, come here..." He even wanted to snatch the panda from Du Jiayan.

In front of the camera, Du Jiayan was obviously stunned, and patted the ball to the other side.

"Ball! Give me the ball!" Panda immediately followed Du Jiayan and turned.

"Mr. Cao, it looks like I'm going to disappoint you." Du Jiayan smiled contemptuously with mockery in his eyes, picked up the panda and left.

The second task is to take the pandas to clean the gardens. Each garden is separate, so Du Jiayan doesn't know where Lang Jun has gone.

"Isn't cleaning easy?" Du Jiayan couldn't understand, "Is this a challenge?"

The director who followed him smiled mysteriously: "You will know when you go in."

Du Jiayan went in with the panda in his arms in doubt, but there were still five or six giant pandas in the garden!

"Why are there so many national treasures?" Du Jiayan muttered to himself, deliberately put the little panda aside, and told him to play with the ball.

He's not the kind of star who doesn't touch the spring water with his fingers. When he has nothing to do, he will also tidy up the villa. Cleaning up is really not difficult for him.However, after he picked up the broom and dustpan, he realized why the filming director showed a mysterious smile.

Nima!The difficulty is not cleaning at all, but how to deal with these cute and annoying spirits!

"Oh my God! Don't you have anything else to play with?" Du Jiayan broke free from the pandas' restraint again, holding the broom high and shouted in despair.As soon as he sweeps the floor, five or six giant pandas swarm up to him, grabbing brooms, dustpans, and trash cans with him, and some even hug his thighs and don't move their nests.The little panda used to play well with the ball, but now it is also attracted to make trouble.

"This is the most fun!" shouted a dirty giant panda.

"Yes, you guys are the funniest!" The other end echoed, "I just like to see you angry, but you can't kill me."

Okay, Du Jiayan rolled his eyes, feeling that he ran into the gangsters in Panda?

"Okay, you think it's fun, don't you? Then you can play!" Du Jiayan suddenly remembered the plot of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", pretended to be overjoyed, and threw the broom, "Great, I can also rest .”

Several pandas held their tools and didn't let go. After a while, the panda with higher IQ felt something was wrong: "Why did that turtle son take my place to bask in the sun? He still gnawed on my food?"

"You guys play, there is a camera facing us." Du Jiayan crossed his legs and waved the bamboo shoots in his hand, "I'll tell you a secret, I'm not a breeder, I'm your competitor, who is cuter in competition with you of!"

The pandas all looked up at him.

Du Jiayan pretended to be talking to himself: "Like a panda, I am lazy and lazy, and if I don't move, the audience will give me gifts. Well, I will PK all these pandas today and drive them out of the garden!"

Because the breeder has said it many times, the pandas all know about the audience.Now that Du Jiayan really took their place, some pandas suddenly felt that it was not a good deal.

"Don't play, don't play, let's lie down too. Let's see who is cuter!" The panda smashed the broom angrily while nibbling on the end of the broom.

"He just tried to trick us into moving more!" A panda was filled with righteous indignation, feeling that he had seen through Du Jiayan's trick, "This way we won't be cute anymore!"

"So that's how it is! Don't let him succeed!"

"The garden is ours!"

……

Everyone rolled towards Du Jiayan one after another, intending to suppress him in one fell swoop and prevent him from showing his face in front of the camera.

Du Jiayan jumped up with a smirk, and took back his challenge tool.

While cleaning, he pretended to be in pain and jealous and kept saying, "Oops! I like labor so much, the audience must not like me! You pandas are so good at torturing people like this!" After finishing speaking, he was so wronged. Two tears were shed.

Halfway through the scan, two pandas couldn't hold back and started to move around.Du Jiayan hurriedly pretended to be casual and muttered: "What's going on? These pandas have suddenly become smarter? They are not fooled to do hygiene?"

So the eager panda also stopped, basking in the sun with its big belly, its small black eyes showed contempt and disdain for humans.

"Human beings are too cunning." All the pandas had this idea in unison.

The author has something to say:

Yellow accent——

Du Jiayan: Come on, let them see who is the boss!

Lang Jun: You touch...

Du Jiayan: Day, I didn't mean this hard thing!Stinking rogue!

Lang Jun: Japanese you?Okay, lie down obediently.

Du Jiayan: ...