[Hebrew Mythology] Fallen to Heaven

There are two kubi figures in heaven, one is me and the other is Jeremiah.

I'm Michael.

Yes, it is said later that the Michael with "saffron hair, emerald wings, a sword in one hand, and a balance (balance) in the other".

Although they described me as a seraphim fighting hell on the front line, in fact, I did nothing but lead heaven to a beautiful blitzkrieg, and even that time was fought under the guidance of Lucifer—— Why does this sound so strange.

Well, in short, in an environment like heaven, it’s easy to be funny when you’re dumb. Jeremiah relied on him as a baby to act cute among Seraphim maliciously, and I... Although I’m younger than him, I’m after all It's the vice-lord, so I have to have a little airs, so I can only support him mentally.

So, Jeremir and I actually have a good relationship, after all, the two teams always have the same ideas.And we all like a silver hair, although he likes Yanar and I like Raphael, but our experience is unanimously consistent: he likes Yanar, because Yanar supports nothing I like Raphael, because Raphael helped me who is nothing.

Look, look, we don't have a common language and who else has.

Even when Lucifer showed love and sprinkled dog food across the Three Realms recently, the two of us were in step.After receiving the letter centered on "I still like heaven so I don't interfere", Jeremir sat on the chair with a dark face and seemed to be blown up; while I was paralyzed with my head up On the back of the chair, my heart is like still water.

No way, we're used to being bullied by hell.

It was the same even when Lucifer was still around, those lunatics in hell never knew what a position was, they fought guerrilla attacks on the border of heaven and beat up all the thieves, making our eyes go black.

Do those demons in hell know the beauty of peace?I don't know, they kill, kill and kill all day long, and they are very excited.

So we have no confidence in how to deal with hell.

In the end, Jeremir said to me in despair, "Let's reseal the gates of heaven. If we can't break through, we can't hide?"

"That's the same as giving up the human world." I looked over with dead fish eyes, and he looked back with dead fish eyes, "Gods have gone to hell and you still talk about the world?"

I figured something was wrong.

The initial position was that both God and Lucifer were in heaven, protecting the angels, and the demons were wronged; later, God threw Lucifer down, and the demons were happy; now Lucifer dragged God down, and hell is showing off its might...?

Is heaven without God still called heaven?

This is a problem.

Yanar was indifferent to this, "God is never in heaven, God is only with His Majesty Lucifer."

He is calm, I am not calm, I cannot be calm.

"When did you know about this?!"

"You probably weren't even born then."

I really want to hold my head with Jeremir and sing that the baby is still small.

"God created this world, why did he take sides?" Yanar looked at us impatiently, "Virtue? Wake up, all virtues are just qualities that are beneficial to the development of society. To God, you are What’s the point of being selfish or selfless? If God created a dozen or so, then they are still pets, creating the Three Realms? Come on, even pets can’t match.”

For the first time in my life, I felt that angels were rejected by God.

"So," Yanar said cruelly, "The Three Realms exist for Lucifer, and you are just a group of mission props, and you can't even see the face of a god."

"And you?!"

"I've seen it."

"..."

I held it back for a long time, and finally said, "So you are a pet?"

"No. God's pets are still very demanding, what am I?"

I lose my temper as soon as he despises himself.Yanar is the kind of person you know that his three views are not right and you can't get angry with him and quarrel with him. He is not hysterical or arrogant. He is just paranoid. Change, he belongs to the kind of person who breaks through the south wall and doesn't turn back to the Yellow River and doesn't give up when he sees the coffin and doesn't cry. Watching him keep working hard in one direction will make you suspect that you are the one with the problem.

After all, there is no answer to life. A person who dares to persist in his mistakes for tens of thousands of years is certainly worthy of respect, but at least it is shocking.

Yes, Yanar himself admits that he made a mistake liking Lucifer.

Later I felt the same way.

Why, because after Jeremir came back from hell with a small book and was ripped apart by Yanar, the king of hell asked me to sign the truce agreement.What can I do, we can't fight again, so we can only grit our teeth and go, and we will know why the king of hell is called the king of hell, because the king of hell will not be Lucifer, and Lucifer will change his career to be the god of hell.

...Alright, this at least shows that the God of Creation still belongs to heaven.

So Mephisto and I sat on both sides of the negotiating table and stared at each other, unable to understand what the other was saying.Let me just talk about how he greeted me: "Flower of Abundance, Peerless Flame (I didn't figure out whether he was talking about Yan or Yan until the end, but since there is Lucifer, I will take it as what he said Is it flames), descending into the sword of the darkest in the form of light—the red dust is lucky, I don’t know—"

"Speak human." I said.

"Hi Michael, you look pretty good?" Samuel translated without blinking his eyes.

I looked at Samuel and I was a little scared.Not only because I was imprisoned for three days for stealing a fruit from a neighbor’s house when I was a Second Wing, but also because his smile was exactly the same as when he was on the battlefield, and the arc of the corner of his mouth hadn’t been reset.

Then Jeremir, as an entourage, said in an embarrassing way: "Cain doesn't seem to be able to do it?"

"Are all the angels dirty to this extent?" Samuel tilted his head, "It seems that this one can be imprisoned for at least ten years."

"The cruel decree of Lucifer's day has been abolished."

"Heaven allows the real xo?!" Mamen, who was drowsy, became energetic at the time, "Can I marry my brother back?!"

...No, no.

"Good boy, you want to marry Beelzebub." Samuel slapped Mammon gracefully, and that slap convinced me that Samuel's fighting power was as outrageous as his smile, "Such sentimental words, charm Demons still welcome you very much, even angels—fallen angels may be more one-to-one than the current heaven."

...hey hey hey when did I say heaven really allows messes? !

Mammon rubbed his head aggrievedly, and Lucifer finally appeared as the real protagonist. As soon as he came, I knew that the things in Jeremiah's little book were true, and there was a ball of light floating around him.

It's true.

The kind that doesn't touch the ground.

Then I just stared dumbfounded at Yanar saying hello to Guang, and then the two of them went out affectionately, out... went...?

Lucifer, your wife, oh no, God eloped with Yanar.

Lucifer obviously also noticed this trend, but he glanced outside the door, didn't know what he saw, and sat down beside Mephisto.Mephisto turned his head and smiled at him ambiguously, and asked something with his mouth, and then Lucifer gave Mephisto a fist like Samuel just now.

That sound is so powerful, it reminds me of stones hitting walnuts.

"What did he ask about '4P'?" Mammon explained to us with a very quick mouth and a smile, and then he was hammered under the table by Lucifer.

So we finally started talking head-on about the truce. In fact, I had already made plans to forfeit power and humiliate the country. As a result, Lucifer sighed, "When the devil is in the world, you don't care about him. The devil won't go to heaven to make trouble, how about it?"

The conditions were too generous, and we burst into tears.

"In exchange, don't pray to God every day, and deal with things by yourself. It would ruin the atmosphere to accompany him in bed to listen to your prayers."

……Ha ha.

Damn Lucifer, believe it or not, I will pray to God even if the weather is bad when I go back. I am the most devout believer of God, and I cannot live without God.

Beelzebub still seemed to want to fight for the welfare of hell, but Lemuel stopped him and pointed out the center: "It is better to kill the angels than to prevent them from praying to God. Destroying faith is more cruel than destroying anything."

Lemuel's tone was cruel, more demonic than Baldu sitting on one side.

I shivered inexplicably, imagining myself going back to heaven and telling the angels not to pray to God...

I look at Lucifer.

Lucifer looked at me incredulously.

"The gates of hell will not be sealed, will they?"

"The gates of hell are always open to angels who want to fall to heaven." He smiled coquettishly and coquettishly. "Anyway, God will not return to heaven. If you want to see God, come to hell."

Oh, this invisible rain of dog food.

I didn't care about it, and called my center: "Is it too late for me to fall to heaven?"

"..." Lucifer, "It's too late, the next one."

"The next one is me!" Jeremir answered, "Can I fall into the sky?"

"Yanar will not fall to heaven."

"Oh." Jeremir shrank back listlessly, and Gabriel followed him: "What about me? I fell to heaven to be useful, and my shops have opened all over the Three Realms!"

"So is there any difference between you falling into the sky and not falling into the sky?"

Gabriel frowned, and his tone was very aggrieved, "I think the dark gothic style is more popular recently."

"Yanar's negative state looks great in a dress, you can compare it."

So Gabriel and Jeremiah, who were not firm in their positions, were diverted from the topic.

Heaven, pills.

Hell...hell also pills.

For no other reason, the creatures in hell cannot withstand the power emitted by God. It is the burning sun high above the nine heavens, the cold moon shrouding the polar night, and the light that beings in the darkness cannot approach throughout their entire lives.

Only Lucifer, with light in one hand and darkness in the other, can hold God in his arms—after all, not even angels can face the brilliance of God directly.

At this point, I think they are really a good match.

After all, only Yunxiao is with Yanyang, and only stars are with Hanyue.

The only one who can endure God's indifference is the shameless one at Lucifer level.

So Lucifer told the truth that he didn't help hell: in order to keep the creatures in hell alive, he and God are going to walk in the world; why don't we let us intervene in the affairs of the demons in the world, because those demons are probably for He does business.

All right, all right, doing things for you is doing things for God, admit it.

So we signed it readily, in duplicate, with a magic seal, and promised never to tear it up.

After signing it, I thought it was weird.

Yanar, who pushed the door open, pointed out our question: "Has the world been sold by you?"

"..."

"Your Majesty Lucifer, you don't have much affection for human beings... Although it doesn't matter for the sake of heaven, if you just sell it like this..."

Lucifer will always listen carefully to Yanar's words.This is also the main purpose of me staring at Jeremir's noise of "I don't want them to meet" and brought him here. Sure enough, Lucifer tilted his head and asked, "Then what do you want to do?"

"Throw the Messiah (Adam) down to preach."

...Why do I feel that this is clearly letting Lucifer vent his anger.

Lucifer obviously thought so too.He froze for a moment, and replied with a trace of apology: "It's not necessary."

Yo yo, look, Lucifer, sorry.

Gee tut.

Then I looked blankly at Yanar and kissed Lucifer's forehead.

At the same time, he unconsciously held down Jeremir.

God was standing outside the door, and the light moved. I don't know what his expression was, but judging by Lucifer's reaction, God didn't reject it.

Lucifer rubbed Yanar's hair.

I always feel that Jeremir's premonition will come true, and the three of them want a big triangle.

"Throw it down," Yanar said, "he's in heaven, and I want to hit him when I see him. If you can, throw Michael down too. Of course Gabriel doesn't need it very much. If there is heaven, I will." no problem."

Jeremir didn't try to explode, he shivered and shivered, afraid that he would also be thrown down.

"Don't throw it away," Lucifer advised Yanar, "after all, they are all from heaven."

"I'm a traitor." Yanar confidently declared his identity in front of my vice lord of the kingdom of heaven.

"Then you will treat me as a traitor sent by hell to heaven." The real master of hell said.

The confusion of their identities gave me a toothache.

So God stepped forward to end their confusion of identities. He took Lucifer's hand and said softly, "Don't do this."

I actually heard the voice of God.

A little deserted, but really comfortable.

Then Lucifer pecked at the ball of light, "Then it's up to you. Tell me whoever wants to throw it, and I will cooperate with you to execute it."

Jeremir is now trying to get under the table and love Mammon.

Yanar fell silent.Then they finally remembered me who was left alone, Yanar looked back and smiled, and the laughter made my spine tremble, "That's it. Let the Messiah preach, Michael, and you protect him from being harmed by the devil Bar."

"I am the Vice-Prince of Heaven..." I protested weakly.

"It doesn't matter. I can also serve as the vice-principal, the commander-in-chief, the principal of the Angel Academy, and even the warden of the prison. Don't worry about what will happen to Heaven without you."

It was pitch black in front of my eyes, with little gold stars jumping on it.

What happened later... don't mention it, you can imagine it.