[Hebrew Mythology] Fallen to Heaven

I am the ancestor of mankind.

Of course, I couldn't escape the fate of being shown affection by Lucifer, but at least I didn't suffer too much impact. After all, God doesn't want to see me, and I knew it from the time I was kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

But that's really not the reason I was somehow thrown to the earth to preach, really!

Yanar threw me down with that "I'm so happy I don't have any annoying guests in my house" expression, it was such an unpretentious and sincere expression of disgust, I didn't understand how I offended him Alright, what chance do I, a person who is hiding in my own home and trying to weaken my sense of existence, provoke him?

Then I understood.

Just like when God wants to throw me down, I don't need to mess with him, I might mess with him.

Oh what a horrible world.

This terrible world came entirely from one man, and his name was Lucifer.

So that's what I and my followers say when we preach.

"Lucifer is the most terrible demon."

If you mess with God, you may die; if you mess with Lucifer, he will not let you die, and no one will allow you to die easily.

Yes, it's that crazy.

What's even more frenzied is that even the angels are protecting him. What's even more frenzied is that Michael, the deputy prince of the kingdom of heaven, was thrown down to accompany me. The two of us felt sorry for each other, and then Michael said, "Actually, you can't blame Lucifer for this. After all, it wasn't his choice that Jarnar liked him."

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What can I say.

Sir, wake up, you are an angel, you should say this: "Even dare to hook up with the Seraphim of heaven, terrible devil!"

"...he most directly hooked up with God." I pointed out again.

Michael glared at me, I glared at him, and then we broke up, so I regret it now.

Mephisto stood beside me with a lazy face, "You jump, if your god exists, you can jump from here without any problem!"

I read my lines with dead fish eyes: "You shall not put your God to the test."

Then this girl turned around like a minor, "Not bad! Sure enough, you are a very good drama actor—my ancestor, my——"

Cain squatted on the side, we father and son looked at each other, there was silence for a while, only the wind swirled between us with fallen leaves. Across the gap between heaven and hell, he crusaded Mephistopheles with his eyes: "What is he doing?"

"Phantom paranoia."

"...Is it really okay to say that? I thought you were chasing him?"

"Although I think he's cute like this, it's really drama paranoia."

I glanced at Mephisto, who was still circling in circles as if there was a rain of petals falling beside me, and nodded in sympathy.

Ever since this paranoia appeared in front of me, Cain and I have managed to make eye contact, we have a tacit understanding, and the standard biological father and son are connected by flesh and blood.

And I really found that from the time I met Mephisto, I especially missed the Seraphim Raziel who gave me the book of wisdom——Mephisto's terrible thinking circuit made me feel deeply Feel how valuable a logical and knowledgeable human being is.

It's a pity that Lord Raziel is dead.

When I said that, Mephisto gave me a very pitiful look, which made me shudder, and then I asked against his pity, "What's wrong?"

"Did you know that Raziel has a sister?"

"...the one called Lashia?"

"That's him."

I was in a daze for at least 5 minutes before I figured that heaven can't just be a bisexual angel with Yanar.

"Raziel and Rashia have never appeared in people's field of vision at the same time. She is Raziel's negative form, although the contrast between his two forms is a bit clear... So, Raziel's death is his own choice Yes. I have looked at the world with the positive side for too long, and decided to think about it with the negative side.” Mephisto lazily sold me the seemingly terrifying information, “Only angels of wisdom who pursue the ‘extreme’ will Do this. Use one side to achieve objectivity, then use two sides, use many sides, play many people, or even play a completely different species... thinking will be affected by the 'self', so he changes himself again and again to seek 'no loopholes' thinking'. Just the end of the road..."

He smiled mysteriously, his pupils sparkling.

And I shudder.

I don't want to think about how he knows this and how he thinks about it.

It's a pity that my silly son thought he was handsome, cool and stylish, so he didn't listen to my advice at all.

A person like Mephisto clearly has a different worldview from ordinary people. His way of thinking may be that the more chaotic the better, any harmonious society is a waste of emotion for him. Simply put, it may be a natural anti-social personality.

As the first murderer of mankind, my eldest son may also be a bit of a sociopath, which is why he praises another sociopath so much.

I, who acted with two anti-social actors, said that even if the real Lucifer is here, I would recognize it, please help me.

Then Lucifer really came, it can be said that he fell from the sky, and picked up Mephistopheles precisely, "Are you going to throw hell down?"

"I'm not interested in playing a file processor."

"You have to act if you're not interested, Mephistopheles."

Look, look, this exaggerated speech, this merciless attitude, this sky and the world, I am the only one who respects the lines of the middle two.

Then Mephisto was really obedient.

According to what he himself said, "After all, I can't beat him. Since the king who can suppress me now makes such a request, I can't refuse. I am a subject, and I am a charioteer under the throne... so the king's order , go through fire and water to mess it up."

Yes, screw it up.

Mephisto's life motto is that if something is worth doing well, it must be worth screwing up.

Sure enough, Mephisto reappeared in front of me less than a month after returning. It is said that Lucifer couldn't stand him anymore and threw him back to the world, letting Beelzebub share his tasks.I don't complain about how the prime minister can also be the emperor, I just ask him, "Where's Lucifer?"

"what?"

"Is he not on official business?"

"Is the official business of heaven done by God?"

...Good question, I can't refute it.

"I'm already a placeholder. It's okay to let me occupy the place, but I really can't do it if I really want to coordinate hell. Instead of waiting for something to go wrong and being blamed, it's better to run away on purpose now." Mephisto explained, "Then It’s a big hell, I can’t afford to be held accountable. How can I really become the king of hell if I don’t have the power to shock them and calculate their minds?”

It's true that Mephisto's cleverness is never in the right place.

Talking lazily like this, he lost his position as the Lord of Hell, and wandered in the human world where the food was unpalatable to death.Occasionally, Cain would go back to hell and bring something to help us improve our food. The three of us gathered together the thirteen apostles. In order to make them believe in miracles, Cain acted as a variety of demons to be expelled by me. Let him play everything from Beelzebub to Samuel.Mephisto stopped acting at this time, and concentrated on watching the theater. In the end, Judas sold me for thirty silver coins, and I was tied to a cross. Mephisto finally reached out to help me. die.

By the way, this guy is an illusionist, and it's his responsibility to imagine all kinds of dreams.

By the way, Judas said to those people, "The one I kissed was Jesus", and then he kissed the forehead, and then Cain showed a wonderful smile on the side.

What are you thinking, are you worthy of your mother!

This is pure friendship between good buddies!

... Although Judas is not a good buddy, at least he really doesn't mean that.

Then Cain brought Judas before me.

Well, brought Judas who committed suicide before me.

Again, I brought Judas, who committed suicide and turned into a vampire, to me.

I really didn't expect my son to have the attribute of cheating.

Judas looked hesitant to speak but stopped talking and wanted to speak again. I knocked him out before he could say a single word. If there was one, if he confessed, my heart couldn't stand it.

So Judas fell straight to the ground, his face still hesitant to speak.

Cain asked me regretfully: "You are dead, so the marriage contract with my mother is over?"

"It's a sin to hang out with your comrades." I looked serious.

"Oh, God is sinful."

...Come on, little brat, first prove to me the gender of God!Who knows what gender that ball of light is!

Then I really got proof.

This started when I gave up an excuse and finally left the world and returned to heaven. The sun was bright and the air was fresh that day, and even Mephisto’s feminine face was very touching. Mao's little hands were smiling like sunshine.

I suddenly felt that the background music had changed.

"Yo." Lucifer raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong?"

I pointed to the white hair next to him and asked him in a disfigured way: "Are you crazy?!"

Bai Maoqing glanced at me coldly, and I immediately knelt down.

Well, I shouldn't guess wildly, how could God be three, God is the greatest.

God's face is indeed beautiful.

Before I even had time to think about why I could see the face of God, I heard Lucifer say above my head: "I really want to gouge out his eyes."

I immediately fell to the ground.

"It's not necessary." God said mercifully, "He has an intellectual problem, let's change his brain."

No no no I know you are omnipotent please stop!

Then Lucifer laughed so unsympathetically that I wished I could smash him to death with 30 silver coins.

"The belief of the believer puts him in a higher position." God sighed, "He can see that I don't blame him, let him go."

Now that God has spoken, Lucifer has no objections.I was thrown out of their sight and limped back to heaven to face Yarnar with the help of Cain who arrived.Michael has slipped back long ago, and he is dealing with his official duties as the deputy king of the kingdom of heaven. Compared with Mephistopheles, I really want to suggest that Michael also skip work and leave everything to Yanar. Let him appreciate the importance of the two of us.

As a result, Michael told me with a bitter face, "Yanar's work efficiency is at least ten times that of mine."

He is also about three times your age, and his history of handling official business may be four times yours.

"So my presence or absence doesn't matter to him, really."

... What should I do if the more I talk, the more angry I get, forget it, I can't beat him.

So I went to the library to make trouble for Yanar, he was talking with Lashia—oh no, the female form of Raziel about a book that I couldn’t understand anyway, and he raised his eyelids when he saw me, “Why are you Why don't you just marry Judas?"

Because I am Jesus Christ, I am going to preach, not to fall in love and even less gay.So no matter how much you want me to disappear, I'm sorry, I can't.

"...Since you are back, go to Michael and ask him to arrange a seat for you." Yanar said softly, his long hair seemed to be plated with a layer of metal, giving off a cold light.

But he is laughing.

"It's enough to cheat you. Then, can we get along well in the future?"

I immediately abandoned my bottom line and nodded hurriedly.

Only then did I feel that I was really a person from heaven.

Then Michael threw me to clean the prison.

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I was paralyzed on the bed in the afternoon as I was talking _(:з」∠)_