[Hebrew Mythology] Fallen to Heaven

Hi, I'm Jeremir.

That's right, it was the Jeremir who was ugly rejected by Master Yanar in the end.

What can I say, I can only say that I came too late, Lord Yanar probably already liked His Highness when I was born.

So let me talk about Your Highness and God.

They... huh.

heh heh heh heh...

They don't take the Three Realms seriously at all!It's so annoying!I rushed to the [-]th floor of hell to find Master Yanar's soul core, and then I saw Lucifer holding a ball of light, and my whole angel was scorched outside and tender inside!

Yes, I know Lucifer can see the true face of God!But the question is, do you think about the mood of the onlookers?Anyone who sees a stunning beauty... Ah bah, seeing the lord of hell holding a ball of light will be depressed!There is wood!

What was even more irritating was that Cain, the ugly son of Messiah, looked at me with a face of "Are you an idiot?" "Why does the god of hell mainly consider your mood?"

"Go away, you backup hostage for a cross-border war."

With the holiness of an angel, I spit out the trough on his face noblely and coldly, and then returned to heaven.

Bad, really bad.

I feel even worse when I think that Lucifer, who has no lower limit, will appear in front of other people like this, and Lord Yanar will know about this matter sooner or later.

I don't care if you don't have a lower limit, the problem is that you will drive Lord Yanar crazy!

My Lord Yanar finally regained some vitality, I beg you to consider the mood of a single dog and stop showing off, okay?

But Lucifer doesn't.

I should have thought earlier, he doesn't seem like the kind of person who cares about small animals.

The evil demon king Lucifer crossed the three worlds with Erlang crossing his legs and holding his Shenxiu. Heaven collectively fell into self-doubt. The gods in the trough were all picked up by Lucifer. Why on earth should we be hostile to the devil?After all, who asks us to remain chaste is God, right?

However the correct answer -

It's Lucifer.

Yes, that is Lucifer.

Heaven is silly.

Hell laughed.

Although they don't know why Lucifer suddenly brought God back, it's a good show in hell anyway, as for the specific process, it's up to him.

We angels gritted our teeth and wanted to beat them up right away, but the thought of both God and Lucifer in hell made us a little bit guilty.

Let's fight, how to fight?Why fight?Don't fight, it's not too bad.So whether to fight hell knowing that God is in hell or to swallow this breath, heaven is very entangled now.

They get tangled up, and I get tangled up too.

As the commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Army, I can decide in one sentence whether it is a fight or not.But I dare not make a decision, Master Yanar's order is above all else, I still have this self-knowledge.

But will Lord Yanar fight?

will not.

I have seen through this indifferent, ruthless and unreasonable world.

Humph.

Hum hum.

I'm about to hit you, will you care about me? Convex!

My lord, wake up Lucifer, he left you to mess with God, you don't have to protect him anymore!He doesn't need your protection, please, let's fuck him!

Then Master Yanar woke me up with a single sentence.

"Can you beat it?"

... can't beat it.

One Lucifer is enough trouble, not to mention adding a bargaining chip like God.

I knelt down in tears in front of Lord Yanar, and obediently admitted how stupid I was.Lord Yanar looked at me for a while, then sighed and picked me up from the ground, "Why do you want to fight hell so much? Heaven and hell are never flattering when they face each other, right?"

How can I say such a stupid reason as "because I'm jealous of Lucifer", no, I have to be reserved.Although Master Yanar is a bisexual angel, it is obvious that he is masculine rather than feminine, and he should like a more soft and reserved one—although it feels embarrassing to me as a pure masculine.

Lord Yanar stared at me for a moment.

sigh.

"Even if you can slash him head-on with magic, it won't affect my relationship. I don't like him because of how powerful he is."

Yeah, I get it, just because Lord Yarnar is so strong when he is at his weakest and humblest - that's enough.

As for me, in the final analysis, it is very boring. I know that I can't remedy it, but I still want to try it.I thought that a stone could be warmed by me, but unfortunately the human heart is not a stone, it is more delicate than any chain lock, without the right time and method, those puzzles cannot be solved no matter what.

It's just that my own heart is the same, without that sufficient reason, I will never give up easily; or just worrying about him has become my habit, and I am used to loving him.

He was the person who appeared when I was weakest, so he is more important to me than Lucifer to him, after all, I am not someone like him who dared to plot against His Royal Highness Lucifer at that time.

He really put everything in my hands into my hands, and I had to repay him with all my emotions.

So we didn't fight hell after all.

The reason is as above, but I can't beat it.

This heart-wrenching reason simply pierced Michael's heart, and the deputy king of the kingdom of heaven had tears in his eyes, "Why can't I beat it?"

"Because all the main combat forces in heaven went to hell with Lucifer, of course the ones cultivated later are not as good as the ones before." Lord Yanar is confident, well, I like to see him even dare to insult the vice-lord.

Although I also feel that it is very frustrating not to be able to beat Hell, but I can't help it, it's not that I can't, the enemy rank is too high.

Don't be afraid of teammates who are like pigs, but opponents who are like gods, let alone opponents who really have gods.

What can we do, we can only look at Michael worrying, and we have nothing to do on the side - oh no, Master Yanar has nothing to do, I was picked up by Michael to find talents, we want to fight hell .Although I really want to say what kind of courtesy to resist, we didn't even go in the door, let alone find a court, but it's a pity that Michael didn't think so, Michael thought we could do it.For this reason, I asked Lord Yanar, and Lord Yanar replied me calmly: "Think too much, even if the combat power of hell is not counted by His Majesty Lucifer and God, it is not on the same level as heaven."

With little hope, I asked, "Aren't you and Lord Gabriel the best fighters in that batch?"

"The one who can fight the most," Lord Yanar looked at me with pity, "It's Samuel, he dares to arrest Gabriel, oh no, he dares to put His Royal Highness Lucifer in prison."

I am silly.

"But Samael firmly believes that only those who love others can see God, so he doesn't like to fight. Every time he fights in heaven, he puts water into the Red Sea. Otherwise, do you think hell will not be able to fight?"

I looked at him in despair.

"But if Hania wants to fight," Lord Yanar sighed again, "heaven will not be too bad."

"So am I really looking for a talented new generation out of a bunch of angels?"

"Well... refer to me to find you."

To be honest, I still don’t know why Lord Yanar thought I was worthy of training, or maybe he just picked one at random, and with his ability, anything can be trained to become what I am now .

Thinking about it this way, I feel that my status in Master Yanar's mind has dropped again.

No, I want to be classy and reserved.

So I went back to work with Michael on how to deal with the situation - Hell is not stupid, there is no way they can't see the difference in combat power - and then I was shown again.

Yes, Lucifer who was far away in hell showed his face.

Because Michael received a letter with "sincere words", which roughly means that although God cannot get out of bed (this is the description in the original text) and cannot protect heaven, he still has a good impression of heaven, so he does not Would help the hell out.

...I'm going to fuck.

Lucifer is clearly a typical example of not hitting Fang Jiewa for three days, but the pity is that no one can beat him.

Humph.

Hum hum.

Since you don't make a move, just help Heaven.

So we replied without hesitation and asked the traitor who sent the letter to take it back. The general meaning is as follows: Heaven is the orthodox place of belief. Since you have chosen to be the object of God, marry a chicken as a chicken and a dog as a dog , Come with us to believe in love and believe in God.

Then Lucifer's reply was concise and clear: Get out!

Hum hum.

Just so shameless, you bite me.

Michael asked me a little cautiously, "Will it piss him off?"

"Pull it down, he's too busy falling in love with God."

Michael's face was a little green.

Hum huh huh huh.

Akimbo will be.

Master Yanar expressed complete contempt for my actions, I don't care, I am naive, I live thousands of years less than you, I am still a baby.

Lord Yanar sighed, and asked me: "Do you think this will attract my attention? You are not the heroine in a brainless novel, why bother to pretend like this."

"I'm the heroine." I replied naturally, "Will your lord be my heroine?"

"..."

"I really want to ask you."

"I really don't want to answer."

"Why do you hate me so much?"

He froze, and turned to look at me.

"I don't hate you."

He smiled so softly when he said this, it made my heart flutter.

"I just...don't love you."

... Tsk.

The baby is unhappy, but the baby doesn't want to be hugged, the baby takes the initiative to hug Master Yanar.

By the way, the baby is not a joke, it's just that the heaven is so big, if I'm not a little stupid, it would be too deserted.

Lord Yarnar likes to see me foolish, it's true.I think for so long, this is the only thing that can please him.So I am very happy to be stupid, as long as adults like it, I will admit no matter how stupid I am.

After all, I have long belonged to Master Yanar.

Thousands of years ago, when many people mentioned me, they would describe me as "Yanar's follower".The adults also explicitly asked me if I hated this situation, and I knew that the adults were serious at the time, as long as I said I didn't like it, he would shut everyone's mouths for me.

But I replied, "I like it very much. My lord—I am your servant, and that is very good."

Then the adults looked at me with a rather deep expression.

Thinking about it now, he was simply saying, "Son, it's no good to like me, so get out of here."

I do not.

I'm a baby and I don't understand.

So I went to hell again under Lucifer's show of love and dog food rain. The name was to make peace with hell, but I actually took a small notebook and secretly recorded how much love these two people had, and planned to go back and tell them. Lord Yanar listened, because Raphael said that if you want to get Lord Yanar, you must first make him completely desperate for Lucifer.

Although it may irritate Yanar-sama, it must be done for the sake of a great cause.

So I remembered that Lucifer was holding a ball of light.

...the picture is a little strange.

Lucifer rubbed Samuel's hair while holding a ball of light.

... How do I feel that these are two pets.

Lucifer hugged a ball of light while rubbing Samuel and teasing Mammon.

...Is all hell full of pets? !

I'm so tired, I don't want to talk, I just want to lie on the side and draw circles and curse them.

Obviously Lucifer also regarded me as some kind of pet. I really couldn't see that this person had the arrogance or humility described by Lord Yanar. He felt very fulfilled when I wrote down my little notebook, until I told He was going to take it back to provoke Lord Yanar.

All expression on his face disappeared in that instant.

I yelled that it was not good, he also cared about Lord Yanar, if he asked God if he could open the harem, it would be a big deal, after all, with God's tolerance and what I feel about Lord Yanar and It's not impossible for the three of them to get along with each other in a true triangle!

Then Lucifer added a sentence to my notebook with a heavy face.

After verification, Lucifer really still likes pure masculine.

……

……

……

Lucifer, you are ruthless.

I really doubt that Master Yanar will do some strange magical experiments on himself if he does this!okay!

Lucifer didn't care, Lucifer didn't doubt, Lucifer ruthlessly dismissed me, holding his light, rubbing his Samael and teasing his mammon, so I sat at the gate of Pandimenan Palace Reflecting on what I did wrong to be treated like this, then that bastard son Cain asked me: "What's wrong, was raped by His Majesty?"

I stared at him blindly.

"Yanar was raped by His Majesty?"

I just went up with my mouth.

Say I can, say Master Yanar can't.

Cain wasn't scared too much, he immediately lost his temper, so I, who came to make peace with hell, had sex with the members of hell at the gate of the palace of the Lord of Hell, halfway through the fight, a purple-haired man slowly came out of the palace, and stood by the door Damn, "I really like Yanar, but my force value is not enough. If I can taste the fragrance in my lifetime—"

"Speak human." I said.

"Am I not good-looking?" Cain asked.

Come on, I seem to have bumped into some strange cult cp scene again.

So when I finally went back, my notebook looked like this:

Lucifer holding a ball of light, rubbing Samael, teasing Mammon, bullying Beelzebub, watching Cain and Mephistopheles, living a very happy life without any worries, and obviously like pure masculine, so you Forget it.

Lord Yanar tore my book into strips.

"He likes masculine and I asked him, idiot."

... No, no, that one was added by Lucifer himself!

Yes, Lord Yanar scolded Lucifer, not me.

So the baby was happy again, and continued to wrap around Master Yanar.

Well, life is so good, and I'm not grumpy.

The author has something to say:

Entering the pit of Chu Liuxiang... _(:з」∠)_In order to commit all kinds of crimes, I chose the killer sect. I never thought that Anxiang would be so righteous (

And the first person I met who was not a sect insider was a Shaolin monk named Absolutely (((