After I became a shemale liar

I looked at the shiny new skill in the skill bar of the spirit beast, feeling inexplicably depressed.

Taohua is still smiling when Chunfeng pulled me here and seems to hang up. Anyway, he hangs up when he has nothing to do, and sometimes he just falls silent while chatting. We are all used to it.

I released the spirit beast to follow, turned around, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Why does this place look so familiar?

Before I could figure out why, I saw a system message pop up in the world.

From nowhere, Red Carp pulled out a white-board god costume necklace, and standing here washed out the eight heaven-defying attributes.

I:"……"

team:

Red Carp: "Damn it, it's true!! You can really wash out good things here!!"

Almost at the same time, Fan Fenghuang also posted a sentence in the team: "Fuck! Where did you wash it!!"

Red Carp: "Here it is, your team teleports over here!! Digging and digging against the sky!!!"

After the pink phoenix teleported over, she was shocked: "What the hell!! How many times have you washed it? It's so heaven-defying!!"

Red Carp: "It was washed out of seven bottles..."

Pink Phoenix: "I want to wash too..."

Red Carp: "Come back tomorrow, no matter how good a place's feng shui is, there are limits. It's impossible to give you good things twice a day."

Fen Fenghuang: "Good guy, how did you find out about this place?"

Red Carp: "Peach Blossom dragged me here."

Fen Fenghuang: "Peach Blossom is fine! No wonder she is top-notch! Why haven't I heard you mention it before!!"

Tao Hua seemed to smile a bit before saying, "Well, someone told me that washing equipment here is the best."

Red Carp: "6666, I also want such a friend of the Emperor of Europe."

Taohua: "Later, I found out that this corner was a bug. I could get in but couldn't get out. I was a novice at the time. I was stuck here and couldn't move. I didn't dare to log off. I only came out the next day."

Red Carp: "..."

Taohua smiled again: "Well, he was probably just trying to make fun of me at that time, but this place is really good for washing equipment."

Fen Fenghuang: "Hahaha, you also have times when you are stupid, what about your friend?"

Tao Hua: "I don't know, maybe my aunt has a bloody collapse."

...you are paralyzed.

You just came and my aunt collapsed.

yes i remembered.

It is indeed the place I brought him.

But that's not the point. The point is that this young man is secretly looking forward to my death, which is too much.

That was probably the second or third day when I realized that I had a funny apprentice.

At that time, I should be playing a wild boss outside Yuzhou City.

You know, at that time my Li Ergou account was still very fragile and easy to die, especially in the case of Wukai, and I had to control hatred and beware of being robbed of the boss. In short, I didn't dare to be careless for a moment.

When the boss had a quarter of his health left, Doubi came online.

I felt bad when I saw the notification that he was online. Sure enough, the next second, the team token flashed.

[Eight hundred funny people rush to the north slope to ask to join your team]

An inconspicuous little baby daddy stood alone in the application list of the queue.

Well then come in!

I quickly added him to the team, and then focused on outputting the boss.

Doubi was very well-behaved this time, after joining the team, he ran to do the sect task in a decent manner.

At the last moment, I pulled all the other four trumpets out of the range of the boss's hatred, and when I used my big move to give the boss the final blow, a person teleported over from my side.

I hurriedly stopped and wanted him to stand far away from my boss, and then I saw this stupid and joyful flick of the whisk, attacking the boss with three poisons.

Can you understand the excitement of a poor businessman hitting every boss?

In my dreams, I want to be able to pretend to be a god!Even if it's not a magic outfit, it would be nice to vote for a purple thing in the column!

But the reality is cruel, and he and I were flattened to the ground by the last group of bosses.

Boss was not reconciled and went berserk at the end, but was poisoned to death.

Oh, and the final blow was his.

There was an explosion of garbage.

I silently looked at the pile of blue equipment in the scoring column.

After Doubi got up, he happily typed a bunch of words: "Ah, Master, I can help you fight the boss!"

I lay on the ground and didn't want to talk.

"Master, are you stuck 0.0"

"Master, look at this boss who just exploded with blue armor!"

"Master,,, when I was doing the task of the sect, I saw the master said that I need to give the spirit beast a skill to complete the task. How to use the spirit beast skill?"

I, Gujing Wubo, resurrected on the spot, and opened the team channel calmly: "Follow, I will take you to a place."

Doubi immediately followed.

So I dragged him all the way up the city wall of Yuzhou, as if a wolf was chasing me, and then picked him up.

Funny: "...Master, why are you hugging me..."

Do nothing.

I climbed on the mount, adjusted the angle of view to find the angle, threw him into a blind corner on the city wall, then ordered him to trade, and gave him a few worthless spirit beast skill books.

"Apprentice, the success rate of using skills for spirit beasts here is very high, and this is a treasured place for washing equipment! I won't tell ordinary people, just take your time."

Funny: "...washing equipment?"

Me: "Yeah, but washing equipment is a matter of face, so don't think about it, let's just leave it like this, apprentice, come on, master, I will withdraw 8888 first."

Then I quit the team with lightning speed.

Paralysis, tell you to hack my boss! !Labor and management tell you to get stuck here and not get out! !

As for his mental journey of being stuck there all night, I'm not in the mood to understand.

After clearing the task, I went offline witty.

The next morning, I went online and took a look, and found that he was still stuck there, with a hang up symbol on his head.

You idiot won't you go offline. . .

I was speechless for a few seconds, but I still carried him out.

Only then did I deeply hide my achievements and fame.

But he actually still believes what is going on with my dog.

It can be seen from this that no matter how cold and great God is in the outside rumors, in essence, he is still a mentally handicapped person who never turns back on the stupid road.

I climbed on the mount and flew out from the blind spot lightly and skillfully. The team typed: "Go to the mission?"

Taohua: "Well, call someone."

The red carp shouted a magic sword in the world, and we went to brush the daily routine.

The Dashen team has a fast output, and in the end we even made Zhou Qing's sleepwalking Hua Xu.

In the team, apart from Demon Sword and Shaman, the remaining three professions are more flexible than the other, so I take care of the blood bars of Fen Fenghuang and the passer-by Demon Sword.

After Hua Xu finished brushing twice, Na Mojian stayed in the team and pestered me to ask me if I had any tasks left to do, and he could take me with him.

Me: "I've done it all."

Magic Sword: "Then go and see the scenery, the scenery in this game is pretty good."

Me: "No, I'm not interested."

Demon Sword paused for a while, then suddenly said: "Brother is short of a nanny and daughter-in-law, I think you're doing well, sister, how about an appointment, including the appearance and the mount."

After he finished speaking, I felt that YY was obviously silent.

A few seconds later, Red Carp coughed in embarrassment: "Haha, Dongxue committed a crime this year..."

I subconsciously glanced at Taohua.

He didn't move.

Oh, then don't blame me as a teacher.

My team typed: "Magic Sword, look at my lottery."

Demon Sword didn't say anything, and really went to see me for a sign.

That's right, I just changed the first sign, it's just six words: male playing female number, don't disturb.

After being stunned for a while, Demon Sword suddenly yelled: "Damn shemale, you're still playing nanny haha, this shitty game is full of shemale!!"

system:

[One thought becomes a demon and was asked to leave the team]

As soon as the magic sword was kicked, it swiped the screen immediately, scolding as disgusting as it was disgusting.

Red Carp: "Dongxue is not angry, we will avenge you."

As soon as the voice fell, the gang frequently brushed out a kill call:

[I helped the elder Taohua still laughing at Chunfeng to kill the immortal myth in Wanqiu, coordinates (2451,1742, [-])]

That Demon Sword was not honest when he was dead, and started to curse on the trumpet.

Red Carp: "Trade, let them help!"

Me: "== Forget it."

Red Carp: "No way! Xuan! I'll go back and fight!"

Me: "== No, there is no need, this kind of bitch, kill a few times and be honest, don't need to involve the gang."

Red Carp: "Okay...Xuanxuan depends on his performance, let's say, you're a 666 who signed and changed."

Me: "Yeah, so I won't be afraid of being harassed all the time in the future."

Before going offline, Red Carp reminded me to prepare status medicine and professional talisman for tomorrow's martial arts competition.

When it comes to martial arts competitions, I get dizzy.

The current configuration of our martial arts team has one demon sword, one witch, one salty witch phase, one doctor and one Taoist priest. Even if the red carp's character explodes and can pull out a huge output, I still think it's unbelievable to get the ranking.

The author has something to say: [Let’s do this first, I have time to repair it, and I probably won’t update it tomorrow]