After I became a shemale liar

After finishing the horoscope in front of the Marriage Stone, Taohua still smiled at Chunfeng and started a group, adding all his relatives and friends, big and small, and specially vacating group D for passers-by.

Then, I got a private message from him: "Where do you want to march?"

"..."

Isn't it just a matter of pulling a certificate and going through the motions... Why is there a parade? ?

I'm not a little girl, these illusory things are not that important.

"no need."

Taohua still smiled at Chunfeng: "This is my first marriage."

... Well, boss, do what you like, anyway, it's not me who spends the money.

"It's up to you, I can do whatever."

"..."

He was silent for two seconds, and then sent a sentence: "It's not good for people to be too casual."

"...?"

"There must be something to hold on to."

After he finished speaking, he clicked to start.

Stick to something?

However, those things have already become a bondage, so why are we still obsessed with them.

I didn't say a word, because I saw the pear blossoms fall.

She was far away at the end of the parade, with a desolate figure.

Alas... why bother.

I sighed, and saw a large cross-server gold-rimmed horn floating up.

Lihualuojin: "Peach Blossoms are still laughing at the spring breeze!! Heartless man!! Scumbag!! I haven't been online for a day and you got together with this bitch! And Liu Se ever felt sorry for Dongxue!! I treat you as a good sister and you actually Grab a man with me!!"

Then I honked the horn pitifully: "I'm sorry Lihua...but Taohua and I are true love..."

Taohua still smiled at Chunfeng: "Oh, I'm just playing with you, don't take it seriously, I have always loved Liu Se, can't you tell by the name?"

Li Hualuo was heartbroken: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Crowd: "Wow! The scumbag is a standard match!! How dare you get married! How dare you parade!! Get ready for rotten eggs!!"

Then Taohua was still smiling and Chunfeng was smashed on the head and face.

Reputation lost.

Sven sweeps the floor.

Removed character.

Uninstalled the game.

And I, another number is still a hero.

Then no one chases my ass and kills me when I hit treasure.

I can go to the pinnacle of life.

Brainstorm the above.

I stared at Lihua Luojin's distraught figure with piercing eyes, and roared in my heart: "Don't be sad! Come on! Tear it up!! My big knife is already hungry and thirsty! I don't need a horn!! I can give it to you!!"

A large cross-dress horn inlaid with gold rims floated up as I wished.

【Bashan Yeyu】【Pear Blossoms Falling: I wish the peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze, the willows never pity the winter snow, happy wedding, happy marriage for a hundred years (spreading flowers)】

One stone stirred up waves, and after the pear-blossoming horns disappeared, other blessing horns came up immediately, some from allied gangs, and some from hostile gangs, it would not be an exaggeration to say that they were blown up:

[Bashan Yeyu] [Red carp, green carp and donkey: 23333 Let’s not talk about anything else, brother Taohua is getting married today, all friends who are fine come to join us]

[Bashan Yeyu] [Red Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix: (Beating gongs and drums) Dogs are rich and noble, barking each other, Peach Blossom Dongxue happy newlyweds! 】

【Bashan Yeyu】【Achilles: Tsk tsk tsk, yelling like a crazy person】

[Bashan Yeyu] [Red carp, green carp and donkey: Heh, we don't care about the anger of single dogs]

I didn't take a closer look at the rest of the speakers, anyway, it was all kinds of blessings and tricks asking for red envelopes.

There are also melon-eating people who don't know the truth, making pink bubbles across the server: "It's really a good match between a man and a woman, oh, oh... (wiping tears)"

I:"……"

Why don't these people play their cards according to the routine?

Taohua is still smiling. Chunfeng wears a bright red wedding dress and rides a tall horse in front of the parade. He is not rushing or slowing down, with a reserved demeanor, almost blending with the peach blossom rain all over the sky.

The female doctor in the wedding sedan chair was also dressed in wedding clothes, with long satin-like hair and a gentle expression.

From my point of view, they are a good fit.

Turning on the game sound effects, the joy of gongs and drums and the hustle and bustle of human voices immediately filled my ears.

The world's trumpets floated one after another, and the current news flew by quickly.

Really lively.

After arriving at the Yuelao Temple and finishing the ceremony, I quickly withdrew from the group and left.

When I came out, I saw that the pear blossoms were all gone.

She stood under a willow tree outside the ancestral hall and stared blankly inside, looking artistic and sad.

I didn't look back.

It's really strange, a man like Taohua has a girl who doesn't regret it, why no one chases after me when I'm so warm! !

What is the reason.

Achilles, who remotely monitored the whole process of the wedding, sent a congratulatory message: "Tsk tsk tsk, you have some tricks, this can be done."

Me: "How about rubbing your homeland?"

Achilles: "It's really an incomprehensible style in capitals and bold."

"That's something a woman would consider."

Achilles: "Tsk tsk tsk, no drug, no husband, come on, this week's 500 million is for you, find an excuse not to go to the middle during the league, we are under a lot of pressure."

"Ah."

Will I be obedient and obedient, no.

When I played against Liang Shanbo in the last round of the league on Saturday of the second week, I told Taohua that something was wrong, and then went to the bottom lane to hang up.

I'm not afraid. If he has the ability, he will throw me out of the house.

I dutifully hung up on the bottom road for a while, I was really bored, so I climbed on the mount and rushed all the way to the second tower of the opponent, and started to draw towers one after another.

Taohua deployed in yy and said that the middle road was suppressed, and the top road stole Liang Shanbo's fort, etc., I pretended not to hear.

While smoking, I saw two teams coming down the road.

Achilles and Wu Dalang, who were the leaders, ran towards me from the bottom road with a mighty force.

I stopped, and stood in the middle of the road with a strong momentum.

"If you have the ability, step on my dead body!!"

Before I finished typing, this group of people just ignored me and passed by rumbling, dusty.

"..."

I got on my mount and flew back for a while, and stopped in front of them again.

Achilles froze for a moment, and was about to go around again.

I jumped off my mount and lost two group attacks.

Wu Dalang finally couldn't bear it anymore, stopped and prepared to kill me before moving on.

I was struggling to breastfeed myself while running back.

When I saw our morale tower, I still couldn't bear to lie down. At the same time, everyone was forced to stop and the league ended.

[Congratulations, you have won! 】

[Congratulations to your gang for defeating Liang Shanbo in the third round of the A-level league, the final ranking, the third in the first division]

private chat:

【Achilles: ...】

[Willow He Zeng Lian Dongxue: 0.0]

【Achilles: ...】

[Willow He Zeng Lian Dongxue: 0.0]

【Achilles: Two dogs...】

[Willow He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Hmm 0.0]

[Achilles: Do you realize what just happened? 】

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Well, it seems that something extraordinary has happened]

【Achilles: ...】

After the league rewards were all distributed, the Red Carps jumped into the small room and dragged me down as well.

I had nothing to do left and right, so I didn't play YY and listened to their nonsense.

Red Carp: "Dongxue, why did you go down the road today? Soy sauce? The team has changed milk, and I feel like I'm not feeling well."

me?"

Fan Fenghuang: "I testify, it is true. Is that a doctor? She completely treats herself as an exporter. If she can throw poison, she will never save people, and if she can pick up people's heads, she will never add blood."

Red Carp: "I'm sorry that no one in our team cares about the elders. All the qaq drinks are Sanlu milk given by the nannies of other teams..."

Me: "Mourning.jpg"

Momo Qinghan: "So what did you go down the road for?"

what did you do?

You sacrificed your life for the gang, can you steal the victory without my ingenious delay of their battle plan?

I typed out a sentence faster than my brain: "Well, I blocked their way with my body."

"..."

After yy was silent for two seconds, someone chuckled.

seductive...

Then my heart trembled, no, this is the voice of peach blossoms. . .

I actually find his smile alluring?

Must be crazy.

I shook my head, and after shaking off this inexplicable thought, I saw Taohua invite me to join the team.

agree.

Team channel:

"How is the cultivation of the magic weapon?"

"Fourth order."

"It's enough for now."

"Ah."

"Show me your spirit beast."

I sent him the little Chongming bird that came with the account.

He carefully compared the existing skills of the spirit beast, and said, "Change that Xiao Hongchen, play Xingchenchang, now the most powerful Wu Xian in this area is in your team, don't be afraid of being accused, use a damage reduction skill , the survival rate can be a little higher.”

What are you talking about in the second stage? Young man, the most powerful Wu Xian in this district, has the country recognized it?

"Ah."

"Be careful when changing skills. Don't make a mistake. The success rate is still quite low. If you are not careful, you will lose everything."

"..."

It's so cool and pretentious, do you think I'm a novice if you're so talkative, anyway, I've been playing for more than five years.

I shut up after typing a series of ellipses, and the atmosphere was bewildered and awkward.

After being silent for a while, I ran to the trading station to buy the spirit beast skill book of Xingchen Bian, and stood in place to change skills for the spirit beast.

And then...failed...

Unbelievable, I bought another copy and continued to change.

Failed again.

After failing five times in a row, I took the initiative to chat with Taohua in private: "..."

He quickly replied: "What's wrong?"

"Failed, did not replace."

"Then try another place."

"what?"

"Switching skills is the same as washing equipment, and it pays attention to Feng Shui."

...Who taught you this crooked way, Feng Shui is involved, do you pay attention to posture?

He pulled the team to follow, and I clicked OK.

After viewing the pictures, he took me to a corner on the city wall of Yuzhou.

"Change here."

The red carp who was pulled over without knowing the truth: "??? What is it?"

Tao Hua: "Change the skills of spirit beasts, or you can stand here and wash your equipment."

Red Carp: "Washing equipment, what the hell are you doing standing on the city wall? Are you climbing high and looking into the distance?"

that is!Feudal superstition! !

I complained along with the red carp in my heart.

With a sound of "Ding--", the system reminded me that the skill replacement was successful.

"..."