After I became a shemale liar

There are three assistants, and there is also a useless professional Taoist priest. Who can bring Taoist priests in martial arts competitions nowadays? It is difficult for Taoist priests to form a team for daily tasks.

Of course, I am not targeting Momo Qinghan, but Taoist priests really have no place in places like martial arts competitions where high-level players gather.

Let's put it this way, a Taoist priest, has the most handsome face among the male characters of the top ten sects.

Can't beat the demon sword;

It has two displacements that are controllable in the longest direction.

Can't beat the magic arrow;

Possesses the most gorgeous stunt special effects of the whole sect.

Can't beat Izumo;

An attack with as many elements as wind, fire, ice and electricity.

Can't beat Fufeng.

I can only hug and cry with the magic sword who has been tepid since birth.

I remember that when the martial arts competition first came out, it seemed to be on Saturdays. I don’t know why it was changed to Sundays when it was updated later, and all the cross-server battles for the first disciples of this server were changed to Sunday nights.

Anyway, this is an old game that has been around for many years. If we can't make new ones, we can only update some insignificant things.

At 01:30 noon the next day, this server is ready to enter the contest.

What I didn't expect was that Red Carp really brought in a foreign aid.

This foreign aid is Wu Dalang.

This can be done, brother dei, you are awesome.

Before entering the market, Taohua ordered me to trade, and gave me ten kinds of occupational charms and twelve kinds of status medicines.

I:"……"

How the fuck did he know I wasn't prepared?Goblins.

Since it is a teammate in the martial arts competition, Wu Dalang naturally came to flirt, and I didn't dare to make a sound, I quietly huddled in the corner.

There was still nearly half an hour before the official start, and the red carp was very bored, talking about the mountains with the fan Fenghuang in the team.

Red Carp: "Oh, look at these contestants, they are all in pairs, I feel a little lonely."

Pink Phoenix: "I remember the last time you sighed like this was two weeks ago."

Momo Qinghan: "Understood, there are always a few days in every month."

Red Carp: "It's really lonely without a girl!! (with a cigarette)"

Fen Fenghuang: "I don't understand, why do people always say that they are lonely and want to find a wife to accompany them, but they end up living alone?"

I typed at the right time: "Well, because not only I am ugly, but I always despise others for being ugly."

The red carp beat its chest and stamped its feet: "Dongxue, you are not being kind qaq, you have been calling you Miss Sister so many times for nothing..."

The time passed in arguing like this, and soon, the first round of competition began.

At two o'clock sharp, our eyes went dark, and we passed the picture.

system:

【Congratulations, you have been matched to Li Ergou's team】

I:"……"

That's right, anyway, as long as you participate in the competition, you will be rewarded, so I also opened the account of Li Ergou...

How do I know I got matched in the first round! !

Red Carp was so happy that he exploded: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha, there is only one person on the opposite side!! Let me do it!!!"

Momo Qinghan: "...just as long as you are happy."

Fen Fenghuang: "Hmm... This demon sword always looks familiar..."

Wu Dalang, who had been silent for a long time, finally turned on the mic: "This is the transvestite who tricked me into getting married. He must be here to get rewards."

Red Carp: "Ah!!! That means the other person is not here!! Just right! Let me see how much blood I can beat if I take off the two rings!! You all don't come!!"

Taohua: "Yeah."

At the end of the countdown, the red carp rushed towards Li Ergou who was facing him in a teleport, and the others did not move.

That's good.

I sneered and cut to Li Ergou's interface.

What can a crisp-skinned magic arrow that has even taken off its ring do anything to me?

The red carp fell poignantly at my feet.

"The person qaq promised is not here..."

I cut back and threw him a resurrection: "Well... come and pet the dog's head..."

Then, Wu Dalang rushed over impatiently and beat Li Ergou, who was still hanging up, to death.

The speed is simply amazing.

In the second round and the third round, we met normal martial arts teams. After all, our equipment crushes professional suppression, so there is no suspense.

In the fourth round, we were matched to last month's No. [-] contestant team.

Momo Qinghan: "It's not easy to fight."

Red Carp: "Wu Xian in their team is very uncomfortable, just as uncomfortable as Peach Blossom."

Taohua: "It's okay, they don't have much output in the team, just two, Liu Se is optimistic about the blood of the red carp, Phoenix, pull the nurse on the opposite side, Qinghan and Wu Dalang, focus on their doctors first, they only have one milk, kill them There is no threat, Xuanyuan and Wu Xiang are placed at the end, and the priority output of them will not be effective."

Momo Qinghan: "Okay."

I started to take medicine to get in shape.

At this time, Wu Dalang suddenly asked: "How many levels are the doctor's double stunts?"

I was stunned for a moment, and replied: "Qingsang 20, Jiangshen 19."

"What about the release?"

"Double 20."

"That's fine."

"Ah."

Tao Hua: "Stand in the back row of Liu Se, don't be dragged by the wizard, pay attention, open."

however.

Although there is only one doctor on the opposite side, the resistance and defense are very strong, and she ingeniously piled up the CD of the resurrection skill to the shortest. Basically, every one of their team dies will be pulled up. There is no gap for our side to open the gap.

After grinding each other for two rounds, the red carp said: "Wu Dalang... You have opened your mouth, right? This is the second place? This is the number one team in disguise!!"

Wu Dalang: "...they are so fast in making accounts. In a month, they almost caught up with Mao Er Cangcang's team."

Fen Fenghuang was also physically and mentally exhausted from typing, and the keyboard was crackling: "It's so annoying, it would be great if the doctor on the other side is not here."

At the end of the second game, we and our opponent each won a game.

Taohua: "I'll clear the long-sounding CD, and go straight to it. Anyway, the group can't be destroyed, so take more heads."

The third round begins.

Peach Blossom invisibly rushed to the opposite side, smashed a long clearing sound at the beginning, and after smashing out the invisible Wu Xian on the opposite side, Red Carp immediately released a volley of arrows in coordination, and Momo Qinghan also rushed up to blow up a return to the original , I threw a blue bag to stabilize their blood bars, and also threw two group attacks at the opposite side.

For a while, the skills and values ​​flew together, and the delay was the same as the red letter.

Then, the doctor on the opposite side was stuck and disconnected.

disconnected

line up

了

"..."

The other side is probably also confused.

Their doctor's disconnection was so sudden that there was ten seconds of silence in the arena.

The disconnected doctor kept waving her weapon frantically on the spot, and she knew it was stuck at a glance.

But then we reacted: "Hold on tight!! She will come up in a while!!"

Wu Dalang rushed up and blinded the two opponents. After the effect of Xueyue's light was completely over, everyone on the opposite side was lying down except Xuanyuan, who was the most resistant.

When Xuanyuan was about to die with a trace of blood left, their doctor came online gracefully.

After being teleported out of the arena, I felt that the whole person was empty.

Red Carp: "It's so fantasy, I won... She lost this line,,, how could she be so timely!!"

Wu Dalang: "Then I hope that some people will be disconnected in the end."

Fen Fenghuang: "Then it's better to just hope for a bye."

Then we had a bye.

The few of us just ordered other teams to watch the game like a fool with nothing to do. The team of the disconnected doctor defeated the other team without any suspense.

We competed with the cat-eared team for the top spot.

Their configurations, the twin tits, the Izumo God Arrow, the Witch Phase Demon Sword, are all very neat family names, and the fish tail is already in their team.

Taohua briefly talked about the tactics in YY, anyway, I am in charge of their blood bars, especially the red carp.

"Liu Se's priority is to protect herself. We only have one doctor. If he dies, it will be over."

When I was distracted, I was suddenly shocked by his name.

"Ah."

Maybe I was too perfunctory, and he repeated: "You must pay attention to your position, there is a wizard on the opposite side, if you are pulled past, you will never return."

Me: "...um."

Then the battle begins.

Soon I realized that Taohua was right to worry.

Because of the three damage output on the opposite side, especially the fish with a slow tail, the red carp is not used for moving heads, the peach blossom is not used for small hatred pullers, and the Momo Qinghan is not used for such useless occupations. All kinds of attacks were all over my face.

My blood is literally flying.

As a matter of course, I quickly hung up.

No matter how sharp my moves are and how coquettish I am, I won't be able to withstand the targets of the six people on the opposite side.

The point is, we only have one doctor here.

I died and they were naturally weaned.

In the end, we only got the second place.

It would be a lie to say that he is not discouraged, after all, he is only one step away from the champion.

Wu Dalang said "really pit" and left.

The red carp comforted me: "Hey, it's fine, you see, at least there is a title, right? It can be used for a month."

Fen Fenghuang: "If the doctor in the Tanhua team doesn't get disconnected, we might just be Tanhua..."

Red Carp: "Go, go, shut your consecration mouth quickly."

Fan Fenghuang shut up, and no one in the team spoke anymore.

A puzzled embarrassment permeated the team, lingering.

Forget it, why don't I quit the team.

Red Carp: "Are you all disconnected??"

No one spoke.

Red Carp: "Otherwise, let's 3V3, and call me a milk??"

No one spoke.

Red Carp: "Why don't you talk, you can't treat time as money just because this is a monthly pass service."

Momo Qinghan voluntarily left the team.

Red Carp: "Time is money, money is dung, dung is..."

Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix voluntarily left the team.

Red Carp: "..."

The author has something to say: [Yes, it used to be a Saturday martial arts competition, this one is changed to Sunday...——From an author who lost his memory]