After I became a shemale liar

Kunlun was played when I was a junior or a senior, and I was masturbating every day for the first two years. Later, Lu Xingcheng told me that this game has a lot of girls.

I do not believe."

"All of them are fair-skinned, beautiful and have long legs."

"... Which district are you in?"

Lu Xingcheng is my roommate, the one with the opposite bed. He first played this game and dragged the fourth child in our dormitory with him. Later, the fourth child found a girlfriend and abandoned the game, and he dragged me into the pit again.

... Wake up every day and play online games like a ascetic old monk. You deserve it because you don't have a girl.

Seriously, if it wasn't for the fact that the girls in Lu ah Lu are wilder than men, I wouldn't have come to play Kunlun.

I don't know what profession Lu Xingcheng used to play. It seems to be the magic arrow. Anyway, after I came to play, he has been playing Fufeng.

When I promised him to play with him, he rewarded me on the spot with the Sprite he had just had two sips of.

What an incredible benefit.

Then go back to choose a career at night.

He tried his best to encourage me to play a Xuan Yuan.

I don't do it.

Although it's been a long time since I've been away from online games like Xianxia and Wuxia, but when I played Sword Three Waves Heavenly Knife, I was a handsome daoist anyway, so I quit.

Then he said that Xuanyuan is the most popular among female players in Kunlun. She is loved by thousands of people, has terrifying muscle lines, and has a defensive power that no profession can match. She can pull people, lock people, and fight. , whoever makes me unhappy will take it to the field and strip off the pants. It is super cheating. The point is that Xuanyuan is the most secure male profession unanimously voted by female players.

The only thing he didn't tell me is that the visual effects of this profession are not very good.

Oh, originally I thought that he had been playing for so long, so it should be no problem to take me.

As a result, he said that Kunlun is a game that tests the survival of players, and I have to walk the future road by myself.

Laozi believed his evil, and it took me several days to realize that he was too lazy to take me.

Forget it, anyway, I'm here to flirt with girls, and he's in the way.

Let's put it this way, I usually don't go out to eat with him, because almost no girls on the road look at me, it's all up to him.

The scumbags with long hair and short knowledge, aren't they just taller, handsomer and looser? I don't understand what is it that can fascinate you.

A girl who begged me to help her deliver a love letter to Lu Xingcheng even covered her face and whispered to me, saying that she had never seen such a handsome and careless person.

I……

Then I started to fight monsters and upgrade alone.

At level 50, there are no girls;

Lu Xingcheng said, you have to reach the full level;

At the full level, there are no girls;

Lu Xingcheng said, you have to change into a god costume;

When the whole body is dressed up, there is no girl;

Lu Xingcheng said, you have to punch holes in the equipment;

When the whole body equipment is built and the tenth level stones are equipped, there is no girl...

I felt something was wrong, so I asked Lu Xingcheng again.

He circled around me twice and said, "Okay, the No. [-] Xuanyuan in this district has been born, and I won't be afraid of losing my MT in future fights."

I:"……"

"So what about the girl? You won't be lying to me, are you?"

Lu Xingcheng: "Well..."

I will never forget how he told me at the end that as long as I practice the operation well, I will beat each other and girls will throw themselves into my arms.

After studying for half a month, I understood that Xuanyuan only deserves to be beaten.

It was really unbearable to look back on the past, and tears flowed to my heart.

After downloading the game, I received a message from Taohua: "I have something to do tomorrow night, so I can't play."

"Ah."

"Help me hang up for the gang activities at night."

"……it is good."

"This is the account password."

I looked at the account password he sent and was silent for a while.

Or... clear his account, one night is enough time for me to escape.

Then a little angel came out of nowhere and swayed on the upper left of me, smiling at me very holyly: "You are wrong, your conscience will not let you go, that is your apprentice, you cheated him There are quite a few times~~"

Another little devil was holding a small fork and floating around on the right to disturb my thoughts: "What's wrong with clearing his account? He killed you so many times and the money you spent resurrecting on the spot is enough to buy an account. If you don't believe me, feel your conscience." , how, did not touch it?"

"..."

I was at war with heaven and man.

Unexpectedly, the next night, I still registered for him.

I posted four that I just put his number on the gang territory, and I didn't have any other ideas.

But I... why can't I control my hand...

After admiring Peach Blossom's equipment while drooling, the little devil "slapped" and slapped the little angel flying, and said to me, clear the number.

[Pear Blossoms Fallen invites you to join the team]

"..."

This man is annoying.

【agree】

【Pear Blossom Falling All Requests You to Follow the Team】

【Sure】

After viewing the picture, I found that I came to a beautiful and beautiful home.

Three thousand peach blossoms decorate the entire courtyard in a patchwork pattern, the reds are colorful and there is no end to it.

At the door, a beautiful hydrangea is placed on the end of the "peach" character.

The word "peach" is carefully surrounded by a circle of love with peonies.

...Why don't you put the word "wind"?Simple and elegant.

Standing gracefully in the red rain all over the sky, Lihua Luojin began her literary and sad confession.

"I still remember the first time I met you, when I was buried in the wild by Liang Shanbo's people, you brought a large group of people down from the sky to block me, you know, like a god."

"Later, I began to approach you intentionally or unintentionally."

"Slowly, I found out that although you are not very talkative, you are actually a good person. As long as someone in the gang needs help, you will go if you call. If the team has enough professional output, you will also bring two soy sauces. Sometimes They will also donate a bunch of good things to the guild warehouse, and there will be a lot of benefits for the merchants."

"I don't know when I started to pay attention to you frequently. When I realized my thoughts on you, it was already too late. I had already started to worry about gains and losses. If I stay with you for a long time, I will be very particular about it." Which girl did you chat with a few more times today, and then silently blocked that girl a hundred times in your heart, even though you were only discussing equipment with her."

"Actually, I don't know much about equipment. I don't understand a lot of what you said. I don't know anything about this game. I wash equipment and make routes just like the nanny you praised, just to give you Increase blood, as long as there is a helper, my target is all you."

A long paragraph of sad and affectionate words swiped the screen in the team, and I was brought into that sad atmosphere unconsciously. My mind was hot and I was about to type to promise her, but suddenly I woke up.

She is confessing to Taohua. . .

And this number is actually mine. . .

I didn't dare to move in the game, so I quickly sent the screenshots of Lihua Luojin's unspoken confession to Taohua.

He quickly responded with a question mark.

Me: "What should I do?"

"What are you asking me for?"

"...She's confessing to you, right?!"

"I'm not the one who opened the account now."

"Whatever you want! I'll pretend to be disconnected!"

"..."

"This kind of thing should have been handled by you."

"! Why!"

"Because you are my wife."

"Just rubbing against the house to live in, no one in the gang knows."

"It's true that not many people know, so you are indeed my wife in name."

"Do you think that Lihua has already done this, and will give up if there is no result?"

"Then what do you say?"

"Promise her!!"

"..."

He was silent for a moment, and then sent a voice.

Feeling that his side was a little noisy, he deliberately suppressed his voice, making it appear low and seductive.

"Are you stupid?"

"..."

I looked at Lihua, who was still waiting for an answer, and typed quickly: "Heh, believe it or not, I will promise her with your number right now."

Peach Blossom: "..."

He helplessly sent a second voice: "Then... 500 million?"

"Boss, tell me, why refuse?"

"Just tell her I have a girlfriend."

Oh.

I turned around and repeated to Li Hualuo: "He said he has a boyfriend."

"..."

After three seconds of silence, Lihua Luojin sent four words to my nanny account: "Bitch, let's fight."

I am very wronged by this.

Why are all my game marriage partners so popular?

I looked at the hat on my head and was a little uneasy.

But suddenly I realized something more serious.

If this matter is not handled well today, there will be a new one in the game bar floating on the top floor...

I'm good.

At the foot of the Kunlun Mountains, Li Hua and I were in a silent confrontation.

The sky and the earth are dark, and the universe is boundless.

Li Hualuo raised his eyes indifferently, and Li Ergou immediately felt an invisible coercion forcing him to kneel down with a "plop".

"Ewha Da Da TAT, it's all the little one's fault, the little one shouldn't get close to Tao Hua Da Da for no reason, let alone agree to his marriage request casually, begging Da Da to let the little one live, the small life is not easy, I promise never There will be no next time!!"

Lihua rolled her eyelids in confusion, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said lazily and distantly: "You, admit that you seduced Taohua?"

Li Ergou: "I know my mistake! I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare, it's all because Peach Blossom is too attractive qaq"

Lihua Luojin bent her lips casually: "I don't dare to say it, but my body is not honest at all."

Li Ergou knew that if he was not ruthless today, he would not escape this catastrophe, so he closed his eyes, raised his hand, aimed at his face, and swung his bow left and right.

While beating, he cried and begged: "The little one doesn't dare anymore, really dare not."

Lihualuo didn't stop Li Ergou at all, but took out a bottle of dry red and a goblet from behind like a magic trick.

"Let's fight, when will I finish drinking, and when will you stop."

Li Ergou stopped his hands and raised his head: "Damn."

Brainstorm the above.

I silently watched the pear blossoms fall without saying a word.

Three minutes passed, and the pear blossoms were all gone, and there was still no intention of speaking.

Is she going to stare at me for eternity?

I moved my feet, and finally saw a small keyboard for typing appeared behind the Lihualuojin ID.

current:

[Pear Blossom Falling: I really like him. 】

Me: "...then you tell him."

The pear blossoms are gone: "How do I know it's your number?"

Me: "I don't know that you have to choose today to confess your love."

The pear blossoms are gone: "Tell me, how can you leave him?"

Me: "It's easy to say, 500 million."

The pear blossoms are gone: "Don't make me laugh."

Me: "500 million a week."

The pear blossoms are gone: "..."

After being speechless for two seconds, she gritted her teeth and said, "Why don't you grab it!"