After I became a shemale liar

I changed into a comfortable sitting position, and began to reason with her: "Sister, I don't want money to be tied to Lang, tell me the truth, you have been chasing peach blossoms for so long, have you gained anything?"

Lihua: "D-of course there is."

Me: "Really? Then why don't you ask in advance whether he will be in the class today?"

Pear Blossom: "...huh."

Ha ha ha ha!I guessed right!She didn't even add Taohua's friends!

Me: "I'm going to tell you the truth today, I don't have feelings for peach blossoms - don't rush to explode, it's not that he's bad, but me...cough, you understand."

Lihua responded for two seconds and then sent three exclamation marks: "So you like girls!!!"

I nodded deeply: "Hey, that's right, if you know any beautiful girls, please remember to tell me."

Lihua covered her face: "But I think I'm more dangerous."

I:"……"

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in nest grass."

Lihua: "0.0 is true."

"real."

Lihua: "Then why did you tell me this?"

Me: "Of course it's for you two. Taohua and I are just looting the house. You don't have to hate me so much. On the contrary, I can help you and increase the time you two spend together."

Lihua covered her mouth: "Really, really?"

Me: "Of course it's true. As long as you don't tell me that I like women, of course it doesn't matter. I will definitely create opportunities for you."

"I definitely won't say it!"

"Well, that 500 million?"

"Give you, give you!!"

People are happy when they are happy.

I just earned 500 million, I hummed a little song to complete the gang task for Taohua, and I was very kind to help him clear the task.

How about it, be considerate!

In the future, if you become developed, you can't forget the kindness of being a teacher today!

After finishing the last boss in Butianben, Red Carp left the battle, and suddenly sighed with emotion: "The world is so big, why is it me who is so handsome?"

I was disgusted all over the place, but the pink phoenix sent out a series of ellipsis well-trained, and then declared war on the red carp.

I don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, so I also announced the red carp.

Fan Fenghuang: "Are you still pretending to be aggressive?"

Red Carp: "I'm acting in my true colors."

Pink Phoenix added a status to her spirit beast: "Still pretending?"

Red carp: "(raise eyebrows) What can you do to me?"

Fen Fenghuang commanded her spirit beast to rush towards him.

Oh, his spirit beast is the output pet with the second highest ability value in this server.

The attack is higher than the red carp.

The red carp was chased and ran away.

Pink Phoenix: "Still pretending?"

Red Carp: "Stop pretending (crying)"

After clearing the quests, Red Carp and Fen Fenghuang leaned together to argue, and I went to the wild to dig for herbs.

Momo Qinghan seldom comes up recently. During military training, he usually doesn’t come up in time to do tasks at night, so he came to talk to us.

Yes. . .He's still a guy just out of college. . .They are the three good youths of the motherland in the future. . .

Red carp was in the team as someone who had been there to teach Momo Qinghan the college experience: "Qinghan, you must read more books if you have nothing to do. It will definitely be useful in the future, such as during the military parade."

Momo Qinghan didn't know, so he went in: "Huh? How should I say it."

Red Carp: "In this way, when you parade, you can use more cultural idioms such as unprecedented, magnificent, loud and overwhelming, instead of just saying shit, awesome, so neat..."

Momo Qinghan: "... (hanging himself) makes sense."

Fan Fenghuang: "Come on, cultural people, please write an after-viewing article with the title of the first news broadcast on the [-]:[-] p.m. CCTV News Network tonight, no less than [-] words."

Red Carp ignored him, and continued to brag: "Oh...to tell you the truth, there is a saying that has moved me ever since."

Fan Fenghuang continued to rant: "Should an ugly person read more?"

Red Carp: "...see you at the pharmacy."

Pink Phoenix: "Reject."

Red Carp: "Come on, let's learn from each other."

Fen Fenghuang: "We compete with each other all day long, why don't you go and compete with others."

Red carp & me: "..."

Momo Qinghan: "Hahahahaha."

Red Carp: "Why didn't Peach Blossom talk all night? It's getting colder and colder."

I typed to explain: "He's not available today, I'm double-playing."

Fen Fenghuang seemed a little shocked: "...you opened another account?"

The red carp was also shocked: "...what did you say?"

Momo Qinghan also typed a series of ellipsis very cooperatively.

Me: "...what's wrong?"

Then they ignored me.

I guess it's a private chat.

I looked at the small keyboards on their heads that were whispering one after another, and felt aggrieved.

In desperation, I had no choice but to seek help from Momo Qinghan.

"Light cold..."

Momo Qinghan: "(Hang yourself)"

"...What expression do you have?"

Momo Qinghan: "I know what you want to ask (hang yourself)"

"Then you answer me..."

Momo Qinghan: "Anyway, I let you open the account, it should be fine..."

"Um..."

"That's right. Well, brother Liyu and Brother Fenghuang both have power leveling, you know."

"Well, I know."

It's normal for a master to have power leveling.

"Taohua has never hired a power leveling agent."

"...I did not understand."

"He doesn't like other people using his account."

I don't like others to use his account.

Move his number.

number.

"..."

I switched back to the Peach Blossom, which was on-hook, and opened my backpack.

That's right... I just cleared the mission when I took the blue potion... accidentally... I sorted it out for him with one click...

I seem to see a bright future where I get beaten to shit.

However, Momo Qinghan couldn't understand my feeling as if I had eaten a mouthful of shit, and he was still giving me science popularization: "Well, brother Taohua has a little cleanliness. He doesn't want anything touched by others, but he is very Okay, as long as you didn't make his backpack the scene of a car accident, don't worry."

I:"……"

Why don't you clear his account and run away, motherfucker.

I quietly withdrew from the team.

Tell him, he may directly spray me into a sieve; don't tell him, he will beat me into a sieve when I go online tomorrow.

Oh Falk, why am I so entangled with his number when he's not here?

At this moment, I received a message from Li Hua Luo Jin: "Dong Xue, you must remember what you promised me! Good night, bye!"

Promise you something?

Me: "Uh..."

Dongxue added my yy friend and sent me a screenshot:

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Of course it's for you two. Taohua and I are just rubbing against each other. You don't have to hate me so much. On the contrary, I can help you and increase the time you two spend together. 】

[Pear Blossom Falls: Really, really? 】

[Liu Se He Zeng Lian Dongxue: Of course it's true, as long as you don't tell me that I like women, of course it doesn't matter, I will definitely help you create opportunities. 】

[Pear Blossom Falling: I definitely won't say it! 】

[Liu Se He Ceng Lian Dongxue: Well, that 500 million? 】

[Pear Blossom Falling: Give it to you, give it to you! ! 】

Lihua: "I can take screenshots to keep evidence! If you don't help me, I'll tell others that you, Liu Se, have never been in love with Dongxue. Like, like, girl. Let's see how you still flirt with girls."

Are the little girls now so difficult to fool!

I choose death, crab.

I glanced at the time and it wasn't too late, so I had no choice but to take out my phone and send a message to Taohua to report the situation.

"Then what, just now, I accidentally tidied up your backpack with one click."

"It was really careless!"

After waiting in fear for a long time, he didn't reply me.

Why doesn't this broken vx have a function to see if the other party has read it? The waiting people are so anxious.

A few minutes passed and there was no return.

Fuck, I won't be angry and stupid.

After waiting for another ten minutes, I was really sleepy, so I went to wash up.

It was already 11:30 when I slumped back to bed. I picked up my phone and found that the screen had just gone dark.

He just sent it, just two words: "It's okay."

This is... the past?

I stared at these two words for a few seconds, thinking about how to reply, thinking about it, and fell asleep.

The next morning, when I was fishing at work, I saw Taohua sneak in a weather photo.

He was online at night.

I carefully confirmed that he was really not angry, and then secretly went to run a business.

Neither Red Carp nor Fen Fenghuang had time to go to missions today, because a team of masters next door suddenly switched servers and parachuted to Bashan Yeyu, and finally ruled out the competition from multiple forces, and were pulled into the meeting by Red Carp.

At this time, YY is discussing the benefits after joining the gang...

The main output is not there, Taohua and I are too lazy to clear the task, like two dying salted fish too lazy to turn over on the mount.

Then, the team suddenly made a "ding--", and Lihua Luojin applied to join the team.

I glanced at Taohua who seemed to be hanging up, and put Lihua into the team.

"Dongxue! What are you doing?"

Me: "Nothing...hanging up..."

"Let's go take screenshots and play? Do you want Taohua to come together?"

The character of Peach Blossom is motionless.

I had no choice but to type: "Then what, he seems to be hanging up."

Lihua: "Then let's go!"

But I don't like screenshots either!

Just when I was thinking about how to reject Lihua, Taohua who had been hanging up the phone suddenly moved, and then he asked in the team: "Are you playing chicken?"

Lihua: "Ah, I've never played..."

Taohua: "Well, I didn't ask you."

Me: "Uh, play..."

Taohua: "Let's go."

Ewha: "Take me..."

Me: "Well, come on."

But FPS games like Chicken Eater are not the same as Kunlun. Anyway, the biggest advantage of bringing Lihua is that she picks up equipment very well.

At the very least, the ones who get fat after death are their own people.

Passerby: "To be honest, sister, you can just lie down."

The pear blossoms are gone: "..."

After delivering three couriers in a row, she voluntarily left the room, saying that Kunlun was still fun.

The author has something to say: fix it tomorrow, good night

[Thinking of the names of these two bastards makes my head hurt, that's it, I won't change it! 】