After I became a shemale liar

After Pear Blossom left, Tao Hua pulled me into another round of four players.

Well, when I became friends with Peach Blossom before, I was afraid that he would ask me, so I changed my gender to female on a special trip, and I didn’t turn on the voice when I was eating chicken. As a result, someone in the team saw that the display in front of my ID was female. My son wants me to talk, buzzing and a thousand ducks buzzing in my ears.

It's annoying me, I want to block but still want to listen to Taohua, it's very uncomfortable.

Then I sent the courier.

Taohua looked seven or eighty meters away from me at the time, and before he could save me, he squatted down and packed a first aid kit for himself, saying, "Wait for me for 80 minutes."

I actually didn't understand what he meant, so I nodded subconsciously, but when my chin touched the shirt collar, I suddenly realized that he couldn't see it at all.

I clicked on Watch.

Then I was overwhelmed by this forced record.

[Peach Blossom still laughing at Spring Breeze defeated XXXX with M16A]

[Peach Blossom still laughing at Spring Breeze defeated XXXX with M16A]

[Peach Blossom still laughing at Spring Breeze defeated XXXX with M16A]

The battle ended in 5 minutes. When I died, there were still more than 30 people, and he killed [-] people.

I looked at the title of my cute girl lying chicken, and I had nothing to say.

After going out, he pulled me into the room and asked, "Are you still playing?"

I cut back and looked at Kunlun, and the game was still as quiet as a chicken, so I replied "hmm".

The peach blossoms bloomed, but this time it was for two people.

However, the two-player mode did not save me. . .When the pear blossoms are all there, I can still pretend that I am KDA, only the second to last, not so unbearable to look directly at, but two people. . .

I'm not usually like this!I'm great in solo!Basically, you can stick to the end!

But today, anyway, he was dizzy, blind and deaf, and Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out.

After fighting all night, Taohua still laughed at Chunfeng and killed people like hemp. He ate chicken several times, but most of the time he didn't eat it was because I was slow.

Relying on myself as a cute girl now, I have the cheek to pick up leaks all the way.

But I didn't kill a few people. I admired his record and found clothes to match myself throughout the whole process.

What is it called PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? This is obviously Jedi Nuan Nuan.

Well, in fact, I have a little bit of voice control. For example, I played well with Lu Xingcheng when I was in college. A large part of the reason is that his voice is nice.

When I change clothes, I always get distracted.

Especially when it was clear that there was already a lot of gunfire outside, I didn't have to go out, because within a few seconds, his voice would pass through the ear wire and enter my ears.

"People are dead, come and lick the bag."

... To be honest, boys who are good at playing games are very foul.

The sound is good and the game is good, it is simply a treasure in the world.

After eating chicken with Taohua all night, he and I have a deeper understanding of each other.

In my heart, he has changed from a novice teasing silly Baitian to a cold, silly Baitian who can't play games so-so.

And in his heart, I have changed from a high-cold goddess who does not eat fireworks in the world to a handsome man who is sharp, gentle, approachable and approachable.

Forget it, you have to be honest, the performance of this night can actually be summed up in one sentence: throw a handful of rice on the keyboard, and the chicken moves better than me.

I can't bear to watch the spicy chicken record a second time.

It's really hard for him to take me, a rookie, to fight all night.

After I dropped off the chicken, I turned on Kunlun, which had been hanging up all the time, and shook the interface that was a little stuck because of hanging up for too long.

The World Channel is still the world of copying the party. Occasionally, I read a few original recruitment messages. The front of the warehouse NPC is still full of people. Frequency and Fen Fenghuang fight, Tao Hua is still in my team.

This is what I like, the most peaceful, ironic, and human moments in the game.

I poked open his private chat to think about it and delete it.

Repeated several times, do not know what to say.

Finally, looking at his motionless coordinates in the game, I asked, "Are you there?"

He replied to me in seconds: "Yes."

He replied, but I didn't know how to answer it.

I was stunned for a few seconds at the word "in" that he sent, and then my heart trembled.

There seems to be something wrong with this.

I remember that there is a paragraph in the love letter written to him by a fan girl of Lu Xingcheng:

The way of expressing love between foreigners and Chinese is different.

When foreigners express I love you, they directly say Iloveyou.

When the Chinese express I love you, they ask you: "Are you there?"

When foreigners are confessed, they will say: "Metoo."

The Chinese would say: "I am here."

This is very embarrassing.

I looked at my question and Taohua's answer with mixed emotions.

It would be considered crazy if the person who asked the question suddenly fell silent again, but I don't know how to continue the conversation.

At the end of the embarrassment, I remembered his circle of friends this morning like a god.

"Well, are you from Guangzhou?"

"No, my home is in Huizhou, I just work in Guangzhou."

In fact, my home is in Guangzhou.

But I didn't reveal myself, I just casually expressed that I had stayed in Guangzhou for a while.

After all, there is nothing in common, so there is nothing to talk about.

Chatting is something that neither party can do without cooperation.

I'm usually quite talkative. When I was young, I could even be called a chatterbox. It's easy to lead the conversation, and Taohua will answer the conversation in due course.

Although his answer was um, ah, or six dots.

But I have been listening.

The two of us chatted a lot. It was nothing more than trivial matters and the changes in Guangzhou over the years.

After chatting for more than half an hour, seeing that the conversation was about to stop, I immediately typed "I'm sleepy, it's time to sleep" and stopped the conversation in time.

Having lived in Guangzhou for so long, I can say one, two, three, four, Chou Yinmao, if I choose any topic, but, with so many interesting things, I suddenly want to keep them.

After taking a shower, I lay back on the bed and checked Weibo.

XXX sings out of tune

XXXX apologizes to XXX

XXX real height...

There is no such thing as a headline that looks great at first sight.

I threw away the phone, closed my eyes, and started to let go.

After he was stuck on the city wall that time, Doubi didn't bother me for several days.

I even once suspected that he might have felt the malice of this game, and like most people, he ran away before playing the full level.

until a week later.

I teamed up with a magic weapon in Zhangyuan and saw him running the plot.

... He spent more than half a month on a plot that veteran players could finish in a week.

I originally wanted to take a closer look, but Ji Meng was about to go berserk, and I had to concentrate on the boss.

I dropped out of the team after throwing the magic artifact that exploded, and I was just about to sell it in the world, when suddenly the private chat rang.

[Babaiyou forced to run to Beipo: Master, take me to be Hua Xu]

Me: "Hua Xu, I can't take you with me at five, no, aren't you only at level 40?"

Funny: "Master, I'm already level 80."

I:"……"

I silently clicked on his profile.

[ID: [-] Dou forced to run to the North Slope]

【Level: 80】

【Title: Disciple of Li Ergou】

[guild: none]

[Equipment Score: 54213]

[Ability ranking of this server: not on the list]

【Individual signature: None】

...You tell me how did you manage to jump from level 40 to level [-] all at once in the time it took to slap a boss?

Bug it, bug it! !Could it be that you were sent by the development team for a field trip?Or am I blindsided? ? ! !

However, in front of Doubi, I want to maintain the aloofness of being a teacher, so the unbelievable and thousands of words in my heart are condensed into one word: "Oh."

Forked out his information, I formed him into the team, and then pulled my four trumpets in to make up the sky.

team:

[Eight hundred funny people rush to the North Slope: Master]

[Li Ergou: Huh? 】

[Babaiyou forced Ben Beipo: Don't you wonder how I rose to level 80 so quickly? 】

【Li Ergou: Not curious】

Hold back for a while.

[Li Ergou: How did you get promoted? 】

[Babaiyou forced to run to Beipo: Hmm...]

[Babaiyou forced Benbeipo: Actually, I bought Zhisheng meatballs hahahaha did you startle me?It turns out that it can be used at level [-], I only know now]

【Li Ergou: ...】

That's right, there's also the thing about raising meatballs. Sure enough, I've become mentally retarded after being in a daze for a long time.

But experience in the newly opened area is more expensive than blood, how much did he pay for it?

Don't be tricked by unscrupulous merchants.

If I ask, the answer will probably make me vomit blood, but if I don't ask, I feel panicked.

I endured it and endured it, but I still asked, "How much did you buy Zhisheng meatballs?"

The cute little keyboard lit up for a while, but they didn't reply to me.

My heart skipped a beat.

eighty?ninety?Could it be one hundred?

At this moment, a line of numbers appeared faintly on the team channel.

[Eight hundred funny people rush to the north slope: 500]

"..."

I don't want to talk to this person.

Don't you understand that the fat and water don't flow to outsiders, won't you open your mouth to me if you want to raise the meatballs? !

The point is that the 500 yuan just flowed into other people's pockets, so you are very angry!

Maybe I noticed that my attitude was relatively cold, and I didn't say much after teasing, quietly adding blood to me, and occasionally throwing two poisons.

After I finished masturbating Bu Tianben, I thought about it, and I was still very angry, so I asked him: "What's the ID of the person who sold you Zhisheng meatballs just now?"

Funny: "Well, let me see."

A few seconds later, he typed, "It's Achilles."

Achilles, right?

I picked up the knife and went out the door.

Swindle money to my apprentice, don't pay dividends and you don't want to play treasure anymore. You may not believe it, but I have contracted all the wild bosses in this game.

The author has something to say: the next chapter may be mostly memories