After I became a shemale liar

We don’t know each other without fighting. Achilles formed a new gang at that time. After a fight with me, we met each other late and begged me to join his gang.

I said, "No."

Nonsense, then no, I don't know how hard it will be to develop new gangs?There are endless gang missions, never enough materials and funds, and a group of gang members who can never get enough to feed.

Achilles: "Big brother, I really appreciate your courage to become an apprentice in a rage, join us!"

Me: "I know I'm handsome, so you don't need to boast."

Achilles: "Big brother, I haven't seen Yaodao playing so much for many years, join us!"

Me: "Nonsense, aren't you? I'm a real veteran who has been playing for three years."

Achilles: "...Brother, I can't make it up anymore, anyway, join us!"

Me: "Oh."

Achilles: "Wait! Then what, I will pay him back the money he cheated on your apprentice, mainly because I was impatient with the gang's affairs, so I lied to him on a whim."

Me: "OK."

Achilles: "Be sure to bring your trumpet with you!"

...So you are just trying to make up the number of guild members!

On the second day after joining the gang, Doubi noticed that I had changed the gang, and then asked me: "Master, what does the gang do?"

When he asked casually, I was taken aback.

Because I remembered the days when I was tricked to death after accepting him as a disciple.

On the first day of accepting him as an apprentice, I lost a huge sum of 50 yuan;

On day N+1 of accepting him as a disciple, blackmail me as a wild boss;

On the N+N+1 day of accepting him as a disciple, the random hatred made me and my dogs rush to the street...

I have even seen my foreseeable miserable future after he joined the gang:

"Master, what can Gong Gong do?"

"Master, the boss asked me to move the mine, how can I move the mine?"

"Master, the leader said that everyone has to run a business every week. What is running a business?"

"Master, Master, Master——"

take it.

I looked around and said to him: "Ah, apprentice, it's so early today, have you eaten yet?"

Funny: "Eat, master, what does the gang do?"

Me: "Oh, then I haven't eaten yet, I'll hang up first."

An hour later, I sat back at the table, and just moved my foot, the private chat came.

"Master, how do you join a guild?"

Luckily, this guy doesn't know how to get in.

The gang is a very critical factor in the game, an interest group with very intricate relationships, and a dye vat for black people who don't blink.

How many hot-blooded, passionate conflicts and disputes with parents are caused by gangs.

To tell you the truth, if someone like this funny guy joins the gang, I don't think he can survive even three episodes.

This world is too complicated for a silly white sweet.

As a master, I will try my best to let him live longer.

So I replied to him: "Apprentice, the gang is a group of selfish people who gather together to do some doggy things, unite this place to defeat that one, and finally bite the allies to dominate the whole region."

Funny: "..."

I added: "It's the same as the xx Mountain School, xx Gate, and xx Villa in martial arts novels, um."

Funny: "...that's it."

"Ah."

Funny: "But aren't you talking about decent families?"

"..."

Funny: "Okay, Master doesn't want me to enter, so I won't enter."

Anyway, as long as you don't join the gang, you can talk about anything.

So until he changed his number, Doubi had never joined a gang.

In the evening, I took him to fight for nine days. My Li Liugou lost before entering the book, and I didn’t bother to join it again. It happened that there was a small nanny who asked me to take her, so I let her join the team.

I have absolutely no lust.

The little nanny is very lively. After joining the team, she jumps up and down and asks this and that. Doubi can already watch one way. I can look at two ways, and I can answer her a few questions when I have time.

We chatted very happily.

To tease a person in Sanlu without saying a word.

Just when I thought he was disconnected, he suddenly whispered to me:

"Master, do you want to accept a junior sister for me?"

Damn mental retardation.

Am I the kind of person who sees a girl and wants to take her in as an apprentice?Um?

I obviously want to accept a mistress for you.

But it felt like he was a little wronged.

Who hasn't had a time for fantasies? When I was young, I always felt that I could save the world. I always felt that one day I accidentally fell asleep and would travel to another world, and then rely on my protagonist's aura to fight monsters and upgrade all the way. The master died, the half-way friend died, and finally the heroine also died. I carried their eager hopes and KO the boss to repair the seal just before the collapse of the other world.

Then I accepted the stitches from the masses with a heavy heart.

I even thought about my acceptance speech.

It's a pity that I'm 25 now, and I still haven't time-traveled.

So Doubi also hopes to have a gentle, considerate and amiable master who puts him first in everything.

I looked at the silent dad in the team, and my heart softened.

"Nothing."

"Ah."

"Hmm... how old are you, apprentice?"

"just graduated."

"Oh, graduated from junior high school?"

"……the University."

After masturbating five times with the little nanny for nine days, she made a cute expression and left the team.

I glanced at the funny position.

at the trading post.

"..."

I have an ominous premonition.

After 2 minutes, his team teleported back and ordered me to trade.

agree.

There is a purple magic ring on the trading panel.

Me: "...what are you doing?"

Funny: "For Master."

Me: "...it's okay, why send me this?"

Funny: "I see that other apprentices have a thank you ceremony when they leave the teacher."

Thank you ceremony?

==But the master has nothing to say to the apprentice.

I feel a little guilty for no reason.

But something seems wrong.

"Wait, do you want to become a teacher?"

Do not speak.

"...can you tell me why?"

Still don't speak.

"...Are you angry when I chat with the little nanny?"

Still don't speak.

"Well... I'm just teasing for fun, I won't find a junior sister for you."

Only then did Doubi reluctantly let out a "hmm".

"Well," he said, "Master, you can keep this ring. I think your equipment is missing a purple ring."

To be honest, after playing games for so many years, he was the first one who gave me equipment.

When I used to play with Lu Xingcheng, this dog would trick me into buying him equipment.

I will never forget how he told me that Yaodao has a higher output with a bow.

Then I went to the wild team, and the captain asked me how to carry a bow with a demon sword.

I asked him if he was handsome.

He said you are stupid.

Then I seemed to understand something.

So, Doubi used the first money he saved in the game to buy this for me, and I was very touched.

but.

"But I'm a physics professional..."

Funny: "..."

He angrily canceled the deal.

I quickly stopped: "Hey, wait, don't cancel, just give it to me."

Doubi replied bluntly: "I bought it wrong, what do you want it for?"

"Well, I like names, give them to me."

"Really?"

"real."

He just gave it to me.

My conscience was a little disturbed after accepting the ring.

Because I have been playing Yaodao since I changed my job from Xuanyuan, so I have never paid attention to the profession of milk.

Whether it's helping the regular team in the league or the mission field team.

Grandma never loved me. They loved Taoist when Taoist was father, they loved Izumo when Izumo was father, and they loved Fufeng when Fufeng was father.

Anyway, I just don't like the demon sword.

So I don't love milk either, and I don't care about all the skills of doctors.

What blood increase, resurrection, control release, what is that, I don't know, because I have never had a skill fall on me.

But after accepting the teaser, I actually lived a period of time where I no longer had to worry about the blood bar, not to mention, he even made a special trip to the trading station to buy me a ring.

I decided to be nice to him.

After downloading the game, I went to the forum to read a lot of routes and suitable equipment that doctors can take after reaching the full level, as well as the limit effects of various skills.

If you ask me what route to take and what equipment to change after reaching the full level, and I tell him I don't know, it will damage my image as a teacher.

I made all the preparations, and even memorized the doctor's twenty skills, big and small, but the teaser didn't even ask me.

He himself raised his cultivation base.

Mom, I'm not lost, really, not at all.

A few days later, the Dragon Boat Festival event was updated in the game.

Among them is a dragon boat event, more than four people participated. People who have done it in the world say that it seems to be a bit difficult to answer some questions, and there are all kinds of questions.

I thought about stepping on the thunder first, so I used Li Liugou's account to catch a wild team, and as soon as I entered, Doubi followed.

I chatted with him privately: "You go back and wait, I'll see how to do this task, and I'll take you after it's done."

Doubi may have just wanted to come back to me, but goose captain Izumo is impatient, and he will enter when everyone is ready.

What the system gave us was a numerical reasoning question, with one prompt per person.

team:

[Captain Izumo: The second number is 3 less than the third number]

[Passerby's Arrow: The first number is bigger than the fourth number]

[Passerby nurse: The second number is 2 smaller than the fifth number]

[Passerby Wu Xiang: The first number is 3 smaller than the second number]

[Li Liugou: The fourth number is 1 less than the sixth number]

The captain counted, and the team typed and said: "One is missing, who didn't say it?"

I took a closer look, and it really was my precious apprentice.

I chatted with him privately: "Report the number."

At the same time, the team leader called out funny names in the team: "Daddy, report the number."

Funny: "?"

Captain: "Report the number."

Funny: "... 1?"

Passer-by God Arrow Wuxiang Nanny: "..."

Me: "Not this one."

Funny: "...the one?"

. . .Forget it, I guess I'm used to it.

But the captain obviously couldn't get used to it, he was about to growl: "Xiaobai is not so white! How did your master teach you! Wasting other people's time! Don't you want to hang out in the wild!!"

Doubi didn't make a sound, the captain continued to beep beeping endlessly, I chatted privately with Doubi and asked him to click on the npc in front of him to see the prompt, and then the team typed: "Keep your mouth clean, he is a novice."

Just after finishing speaking, a line of words appeared in the team:

【Eight hundred funny people rush to the north slope: the first number is 1, the answer is 147061】

The captain shut up and clicked on the answer, correct.

Doubi then replied to my private chat: "Master, am I amazing?"

Exm?I really don't know how good it is to be able to calculate this kind of problem, I am a math scumbag.

"Master?"

I don't answer.

However, he still kept asking: "Are you serious, Master?"

"..."

I want to persuade him to take medicine.

The author has something to say: I was wrong, I can't finish recalling a chapter;

A story that can be summed up in one sentence, I actually talked so much nonsense...