After I became a shemale liar

The next day the company had something to do, so I went home late.

In fact, I had nothing to do with it, but my father asked me to go to his office to get him a file. I gave it to him and was about to leave, but the old man said to me in the same tone as if he asked me out for tea and chat: "No Just sit down and listen."

I couldn't brush his face in front of all the project executives, so I moved a chair and sat down to listen.

The old aunts in the project department all showed gratified smiles.

I don't know if my heart is balanced.

As soon as I went online, I received a funny invitation to form a team.

Others are in Yuzhou.

I invited him to join the team after I opened up all five numbers.

Funny: "Master?"

I replied coldly: "Yes."

Funny: "Do you want to do some activities?"

"Ah."

Follow, take the task, enter the copy.

However, I didn't expect this question to be so difficult.

topic:

Suppose there are 5 intersections on the way from the school to the train station by car, and the events of encountering red lights at each intersection are independent of each other, and the probability is equal to 0.6. Let X represent the number of times of encountering red lights on the way, and find X The distribution rate and distribution function of .

Then there are five options.

I:"……"

Probability theory has come out, what about the development team?I will return these things to the teacher before I graduate, okay? !

I was silent for a while.

Doubi asked me very intimately: "Master, are you coming or am I?"

"..."

I don't want to talk to him.

But in order to defend my dignity, I thought for a while, and finally choked out three words: "Come on."

About 1 minute later, Doubi Shuashua submitted the answer.

I took my trumpets to open monsters, Doubi followed me, picked up silver, occasionally added blood to me, and gave my trumpets a bite of milk by the way.

This kind of dungeon is not difficult except for the title, I can brush it with my eyes closed.

So I opened a certain station with relish and made up a series with all my heart and soul.

When I was enjoying myself, I took a distracted look at the game, and found that the blood bars of the teaser were all empty.

Fuck you, what's wrong with you!

I quickly found the place of his death.

Well, the daddy in white clothes and white hair was lying on the ground in an ecstatic posture, and six monsters surrounded him and looked at me with their teeth and claws.

This is obviously the monster I left behind, and after dragging for too long, the monster has mutated.

I think this is an insult to my career, consciousness, IQ, so many years of experience in online games, and my four trumpets.

But I can't tell Doubi that it's because I brushed with my eyes closed, so I missed the monster.

So I turned my quick-witted head and told him: "Apprentice, you know that the Kunlun game has a mythical background. dead."

Funny: "..."

I think he should believe it.

Because my expression is so unquestionable, my tone is so serious.

On the apprentice is a fool, cough,

Talking about apprentices is the benefit of being silly and sweet.

I looked forward to the teasing reaction with piercing eyes.

Doubi lay on the ground for a while, and finally spoke.

"Master... I understand the truth, why don't you kill these monsters first and let me get up."

The Dragon Boat Festival event lasted for two weeks, and I did the brain-burning task of dragon boating for half a month, and my dependence on teasing made a qualitative leap.

Who doesn't want to have a self-propelled self-propelled student with him at all times!

I did earn a fortune after doing two weeks of activity missions. You know, this kind of activity mission has always been the favorite of female players. The limited edition headgear pendant, if it can be replaced with a permanent one, it will cost as much as it costs need.

Doubi also stumbled to the full level.

I asked for his account, saying that I was free to help him clear some time-consuming tasks.

It's no doubt that he gave it to me.

Hehe, you have given me all the numbers, that's not letting the teacher do whatever he wants.

However, there was nothing worth searching on his account, so I looked around without interest, and finally clicked on his friend list.

There are only five friends on the list.

My number five.

Li Ergou's name was followed by a serious note: Master.

"..."

I silently switched back to my account, went to the trading station to search, and bought all the other parts for him except weapons and magic weapons, and then traded them to his account, equipped them, and bound them.

Well, it doesn't look so poor at last.

But it still seems to make sense.

I thought about it for a while, and finally realized that he needs an output baby.

I don't know what kind of spirit beast he has, it seems that he has never seen him bring one.

I poked open his spirit beast bar.

There is only one spirit beast inside.

It is the little yellow duck that is standard for novices.

It's nothing, the point is, this duck is called Li Ergou.

Oh, traitor!

I really regret getting equipment for him!

I threw the duck to him in minutes, thought about it, and then took off all the equipment I just changed for him and threw it at the bottom of the last warehouse, put on his novice outfit again, and then went off the assembly line as if nothing had happened.

Unexpectedly, he found out when he came up the next day.

"Where did you get my Li Ergou?"

"Rebel, why is it only your Li Ergou, I belong to girls all over the world."

"...I said my duck!"

I pretended to be innocent: "What duck o((⊙﹏⊙))o apprentice, what are you talking about?"

Ignore me.

I'm a little flustered.

"apprentice?"

"The apprentice is a teacher and I just saw some interesting jokes, do you want to hear them?"

"If you don't answer, can I talk?"

"A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat?"

"I don't know hahaha, it said, aim~~~"

silence.

"Let me tell you another story about hiding a knife in a smile, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

silence.

"Do you know who has the flattest chest in fairy tales? It's Little Red Riding Hood! Because her grandma was eaten by the big bad wolf hahahahahaha!"

Still silent.

Oh Shet, for a broken duck!Don't talk to me for three days!three days!

I had no choice but to give him my own duck and lie to him that it was his, so he would come back to work with me.

But after he came back, I felt that my gaming career was even more difficult.

Ah, I am so sad.

Sadness is sadness, life still has to be lived, and the wild boss also has to be masturbated.

But the Wild Boss... is not my family.

So I ushered in the first real sense of being killed in this district.

It happened suddenly.

It's purely to grab the boss.

"Suddenly" is a good word, all regrets and regrets can be attributed to suddenness.

Looking at the team of great gods in front of me, I chose to resurrect nearby.

Forget it if you can't grab it, ten of them are not enough for me to poke with one finger.

However, Doubi saw it.

He was very angry and directly blew the horn to question the team master.

Can't stop it.

Finally, a great god replied to him:

[Mao Er Cang Cang: Little Daddy, whoever grabs it will get it, you have to ask for an explanation, this is the explanation, there is no justice in the game]

[Babaiyou forced Ben Beipo: Hehe, can you do whatever you want in the game? 】

No one answered him again.

I didn't feel moved at all, on the contrary, I felt extremely ashamed.

...I actually asked my apprentice to help me out.

I'm sorry, I even made up a cheesy story of an invisible local tycoon who saw his master being bullied, became a confidante and directly counterattacked and became a game master to avenge his master's shame, and then the two tied the knot.

I don't think there's anything wrong with my imagination. From the point of view of being funny, he should be doing this.

The problem is, I'm a man.

The little girl needs someone to protect her when she is being bullied. If it were me, there would be a problem.

I replied to him: "What are you doing?"

Funny: "I want to avenge Master."

I couldn't help but click on his equipment information.

He didn't give me any surprises, he was still the little dad who just reached the full level, with only 63 cultivation base, and the rest of the equipment besides the purple I gave him was rubbish blue and red.

Me: "What is impulsive, you can't beat it."

Funny: "But you were bullied."

Me: "Boss grabbing in the wild is now a very normal thing in this game, there is no need to be so angry."

Doubi was silent for a long time, and said: "I don't want you to be bullied, you have to continue to be a devil in the world."

I was a little moved.

But this does not affect my high-suspended conscience.

Me: "Don't worry, it's just a game, how can I be bullied by him all the time? As a profiteer, I'm the only one who bullies others."

Then, I was slapped in the face.

The next night I played the game, the screen turned red as soon as I got out of the field.

A full-level Fufeng took a Wuxian and sent all five of my trumpets to the resurrection point.

Alas, really don't pretend to be aggressive, especially when you can't act confidently.

I dropped my four trumpets, found Fufeng in the list of enemies, and greeted him cordially with his mother as the center and relatives as the radius.

Majestic: "Hehe."

Me: "Crazy?"

Prestige: "A fool."

Prestige: "Your apprentice is also an idiot."

Prestige: "A trash dares to follow me and declare war on me."

Majestic and dignified: "Garbage should be kept in the garbage dump, you can't afford to be in the circle of great gods."

"Oh, it's cool to be taken care of by a rich woman? A power leveling dog dares to step in and do it for you? Do you really take the boss's account as your own?"

Majestic: "Hehe."

Ha ha?

Let's see who has the last laugh.

I smiled, finished his Soul Seizing Order and sent a letter, took down Li Ergou as well, and logged into an account again.

It is also a monster knife.

Don't ask me where I hid so much money, the result is here.

If it weren't for the determination not to recharge money, this account would have rushed to the top of the new area's ability list.

Although it is only a semi-finished product now, it is enough to hang that spicy chicken Fufeng.

I went online, found Fufeng from the leaderboard, and tracked it thousands of miles away.

Still in the wild.

I went to the main city to place a reward order, and then went to collect the Soul Seizing Order.

Then he touched the position on the tracker.

The majestic power leveling operation is good. I hid a wave of skills from those who have been with me. Seeing that I was about to activate Shifang Yixian, I jumped out of the control range of Shifang Yixian. I waited for a wave of cd. After two seconds, I did not Hesitantly opened the mad blade Xifeng, and followed the blade tiger leaping dragon chant to cut off Fufeng's dog's head.

Majestic fell to the ground, probably still wanted to type, I selected him, right-clicked Soul Seizing Order.

Fufeng's body disappeared in the same place, and it was already in the Nether Realm, Mingshan.

Not long after, I received a private message.

Majestic and majestic: "Great God, do we have enmity?"

No, you just killed my apprentice a few times.

Majestic and dignified: "Master, this is a misunderstanding, the boss will cut me if I get into trouble for no reason, I'm just a power leveling."

Now you know that you are a power leveling?

"Are you going to go, or should I ask you to go?"

Majestic and dignified: "It's not easy for us to level up, please be considerate, brother."

"Well, it's not easy."

"Yes."

"But what does that concern me?"

"..."

"Pleading with me, you are not a fool, you can either ask your boss to settle the bill and get away with your salary, or don't let me know that you are still in this district."

He is majestic and does not believe in evil.

The next day was still wild.

In those few days, I didn't take Li Ergou's account, nor did I take up the trumpet account, and I kept squatting with him under this account.

I can't remember how many times I sent Majestic Tangtang to the Netherworld, where I saw a little nanny in white clothes and white hair.

He stood alone by the sea, in a lost state.

I click on his target and find that he is also looking at me.

Then I got this message from him:

[Babaiyou forced to run to Beipo: Li Xunhuan, what kind of account do you need if you want to beat others like you? 】

I didn't reply him.

He probably thought that I blocked messages from strangers, so he sent it again in the future.

I replied to him: "Fighting is boring."

"Well, but I need a fight."

"There is no point in getting into this kind of dispute. The fun of the game is not in fighting. When you become a master in your eyes, everything will fall apart."

He was silent for a long time before he said: "Really, you know, my master's demon sword is as good as yours."

Then he went offline.

After that day, I never saw my funny apprentice again.